cber prs
The Eon Executioners (I am not counting.) vs (I will never count in these posts.) Shojiki Keldeos
BW OU:
Brine vs Jaajgko
Brinky will win this week as he will follow the type chart unlike week one. Jaajgko is the underdog but can win as he thinks there's more than 13 viable Pokemon in the dex.
BW OU:
A Hero's Destiny vs QWILY
神聖命運炎龍 A HERO'S DESTINY 帝王之威的神聖契約
BW OU Bo3:
Monai vs Quarante8
Monai plays deadlock with me but he sucks at looking at the minimap so I have to rear his bloodthirsty frontline ass towards any semblance of a good call and the second I do a bad one we lose super hard because he is busy thinking about movement techs and jungle creeps over actually ending the game.
BW Ubers:
susciety vs Yelou
sus? amogus on perc, lockdown lippy
battyman throw a wagwarn sippy shwippy
heho firemans percmans sallymans
wagwarn
BW UU: Shiba vs
dunoks
i fucken hate dogs after lastweeks performance.
BW RU: Xiri vs
Django
Django last week got like suckerpunched but he is swinging back hard he is swinging from the top ropes like Tarzan swing swang bosh ENTIRE DOOR TO XIRIS FOREHEAD WHAT IS GOING ON THE CROWD GOES WILD DJANGO IS TRULY UNCHAINED
BW NU:
Eeveeto vs shiloh
Numbers advantage
BW PU:
TyCarter vs avarice
BW ZU:
SEA vs A Welcome Guest
Ocean, most known for banning critical infrastructure single-handedly in Chess in a sandstorm, is fighting A Welcome Guest. Sadly he will not be welcomed into the Oracle's tier as SEA has won like at least 2 games of the tier which is crazy consistency.
BW LC:
Nashrock vs xzeroxman
I have no idea who either of these players are. I dont even remember who I put in last week. I was in a haze, dazed, hungover and crying. I don't know what this even begins to showcase for my talents as a writer let alone a person. I think about Death and I welcome it with a scowl.
Point Zero Zekroms (0) vs (0) D
esert Resort Sandiles
BW OU: LB
vs violet river
I as of writing this esteemed scripture categorizing likelyhood have no FUCKING IDEA who is fighting who. Its like a Naked Gun movie, you truly can not know what will happen or who will fight who. Its a wild west in this slot man. I can't even begin to fathom who, or what, or when, or why this game is being played. I stand dumbfounded. I am drooling from the pressure and the HEAD INJURY this is causing my PETITE MIND. I need HELP.
BW OU: H
ockey1 vs Amaranth
Tauros to e5 but it dosent crit spike to e6 rby is like chess whggich is like gsc which is like chess snorlax iks the queen zapdos is the 50 calibre sniper rifle aiming straight at Imran Zakhaev
BW OU Bo3: OmBrArch vs
RaizaR
Raize is most likely going to win this slot as he is a councilman and Ombrarch is a mere thought leader.
BW Ubers:
Remnonc vs Lasen
Idk what the fuck this name even begins to stand for I am marking it out of fear. It could be a text curse dawg.
BW UU:
seraphz vs Mister McLovin
A biblically accurate alien is facing off against a comedy movie from the mid two thousands and honestly? I don't think the fat guy from Wolf the wall streets gonna make it.
BW RU:
Clem vs GoldCat
clam
BW NU:
Real FV13 vs Bughouse
You ever put 13 whole cars up against a house composed of bugs? I have. The cars flatten the house. Reduced to a goopy chitin mess. Its disgusting.
BW PU:
Guille vs Cielau
former sith maate
BW ZU:
Terracotta vs Thor
For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.
BW LC:
rarre vs Hacker
Sounds like a dinosaur noise, have to bold that.
lazing Hellhounds (7-2) vs (2-7) Dreamyard Dracos :latas:
BW OU: Fakee v
s evakiyama!
ebakiyama faces off against a Fake E. This game will be a must watch as Eva kiyama taught me to say korean hello in a formal manner.
BW OU: Sheik : vs
magialicem
Magialice will swing back like a rabid dog this week ensuring a game of pokemon will transpire and I am running out of funny shit to type.
BW OU Bo3: NoName6293 vs
Finchinator
Finchthenator is most known for typing on twitter about politics and No Name is most known for being banned for a year; I am eating tuna slop as I am typing this out.
BW Ubers: Charmriah vs
Shitrock enjoyer
hack student maate kabu em caant sashray offense goin stuupid maane
BW UU: Tbolt vs
Slip
The name is bolded as I have slipped in the past an
BW RU: Metallica126 vs
Ming549
Ming
BW NU: Oathkeeper vs
Cao Jie
Garbodor coin flip tier
BW PU: gulch vs
Tizio Potente Ao
Gulch? More like, "gulp", when you see the red creature on the opposite side of the screen. Tsh. Keh. Kek.
BW ZU:
OranBerryBlissey10 vs mielke
The name is longer than mielke's so he already has a head start
BW LC: Envy vs
Corckscrew
If cockscrew can keep his hands away from the chatroom within the game versus little cup circuit winner Envy it should be a battle that will be won with haste and swiftness much like a tiger taking down a sloth bear which I bring up as I saw a youtube video of it
I have realized I have bolded every single member except one of the dreamyard dracos. This stems from the fact that I have next to zero faith in the Blazing Hellhounds what so ever. I am not even biased I am simply speaking from an objective stance. If you disagree with me I will not read it and I hate you.
Twist Mountaineers (0) vs (0) Shadow of Darkrai Sith Rising 
Point Zero Zekroms (0) vs (0) Desert Resort Sandiles 
Blazing Hellhounds (0) vs (0) Dreamyard Dracos 
