some people need a punch in the face. several people, actually! just not using this Real Grievance for Content, is all.fr though say no to violence
It eats you up, poisons your spirit
Lots of aquariums live stream their fish and such. I like to throw those up on a second monitor when I have the space.Wtf am I supposed to do at work while showdown is down
Do what generations of bored office workers before you have: Play Solitaire.Wtf am I supposed to do at work while showdown is down
your job???Wtf am I supposed to do at work while showdown is down
Shiiiiit... I hadn't thought of the possibilities of an extended universe of the HP franchise. If there's wizards all over the world, there could be so many avenues to take for a new series, maybe a hogwarts in the UsA, France, China, who tf knows.It truly is deeply strange to me just how little extended universe Harry Potter media there is. Here you have the biggest book series of the century with a sprawling world with all sorts of underexplored little nooks and crannies, and all there is to show for it as of 2024 is a trilogy of decent-to-bad prequel films and one fairly solid "Play your own year at Hogwarts!" game. I'm hardly a fan of the series but a casual readthrough of the books filled me with no shortage of ideas. To pick just one example: You mean to tell me that there are wizarding schools like Hogwarts all over the world and nobody with influence at Warner Bros. has shown interest in building off this?
I'm not saying that trying to turn the Wizarding World into a Star Wars-esque never-ending sandbox of Capital C Content is an intrinsically good idea; I have deep reservations with that whole approach. I'm just surprised that the corporate overlords have shown sufficient restraint not to get the ball rolling on such an endeavor. We're talking about a series known for its sprawling history of fanfiction, clearly there's an appetite for more stories in this setting. Maybe the major financial success of the aforementioned Hogwarts Legacy will be what breaks the dam so to speak, but for now I'm left to wonder.
Funnily enough, Pokemon is a great model for how an extended Harry Potter franchise could play out. They could keep making new regional schools in perpetuity, each telling their own story with a fresh cast each time. None would be as extensive as the core tale of Hogwarts, of course, but maybe a film/book trilogy or a couple TV seasons apiece. Keep it going for long enough and you could eventually have fun little fanservicey crossovers, like maybe the New York school series features the return of an Italy school character as an exchange student for one of their later years, and then you get an episode with adult Hermione doing some ceremony on behalf of the UK Ministry of Magic that gets derailed by some hijinx the class needs to solve with her help. Again, I refuse to believe none of the suits have expressed interest in anything like this, it's just free merch for the rest of eternityShiiiiit... I hadn't thought of the possibilities of an extended universe of the HP franchise. If there's wizards all over the world, there could be so many avenues to take for a new series, maybe a hogwarts in the UsA, France, China, who tf knows.
Eh, I still think WBD will someday do that. The series has been around since the 90s. it isn't too late for them to revive the series with a new saga.
Earlier, this probably would have been a great financial decision. However, Hogwarts Legacy has shown to what lengths people will go to to stop someone who is already ludicrously rich from getting just a (relatively) little more money, including sending death threats to people for just consuming the product. After the backlash against a product as good as Hogwarts Legacy, I don't think Harry Potter spinoffs will be the easy money you think it is.It truly is deeply strange to me just how little extended universe Harry Potter media there is. Here you have the biggest book series of the century with a sprawling world with all sorts of underexplored little nooks and crannies, and all there is to show for it as of 2024 is a trilogy of decent-to-bad prequel films and one fairly solid "Play your own year at Hogwarts!" game. I'm hardly a fan of the series but a casual readthrough of the books filled me with no shortage of ideas. To pick just one example: You mean to tell me that there are wizarding schools like Hogwarts all over the world and nobody with influence at Warner Bros. has shown interest in building off this?
I'm not saying that trying to turn the Wizarding World into a Star Wars-esque never-ending sandbox of Capital C Content is an intrinsically good idea; I have deep reservations with that whole approach. I'm just surprised that the corporate overlords have shown sufficient restraint not to get the ball rolling on such an endeavor. We're talking about a series known for its sprawling history of fanfiction, clearly there's an appetite for more stories in this setting. Maybe the major financial success of the aforementioned Hogwarts Legacy will be what breaks the dam so to speak, but for now I'm left to wonder.
Speaking about Star Wars, The Acolyte was extremely shit and I'm 98% sure I could make something betterStar Wars-esque never-ending sandbox of Capital C Content is
Funnily enough, Pokemon is a great model for how an extended Harry Potter franchise could play out.
I'd say the adult animation pipeline issponge bob is my favourite adult media
I don't even think it's subtext, it's surfacetext. Mr. Krabs literally sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents and only regretted having done that when he realized that he could've squeezed more money for his soul. SpongeBob has also directly mentioned that he pays Mr. Krabs for his work. Mr. Krabs was willing to sacrifice SpongeBob and Squidward for the big clam he wanted to catch. He's supportive sometimes, but very clearly abusive throughout the showFrom an adult context, though, his relationship with Spongebob has pretty intense abusive undertones that start unraveling the fabric of the show. Why does Spongebob tolerate this abuse? Why do his friends not help him? If we want to really go down the rabbit hole of silly trivialities, where are the labor laws?
Returning to some media I loved as a kid makes me feel like a good chunk of it wasn't really created for kids
The Incredibles for example. It's kid-friendly, but it straight up covers suicide in it's opening, has a main plot point of perceived infidilety, has a villain who is a straight up mass murderer and shows some really fucked up aspects of society in the health issurance scene. Also, something like health issurances screwing over people or the frivolous lawsuit that ended Bob's career is not something that children would particularly understand. It's like a movie made for adults that just happens to be kid-friendly