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not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)

Why is there even games on Netflix. Who actually uses that shit. They're not even good, they're just generic microgames you find a dime a dozen on the front page of Google Play and App store. If you wanted them just fucking download them on your phone. What's with this kitchen sink bullshit.
Yeah, Netflix, you cannot have me share my password with my family in Texas but I have fuckin... throwaway mobile games to hold me over.
 
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Every once in a while I think about the Playstation All-Stars base roster because it might just be one of the most mythically bad fighting game rosters of all time

>Nathan Drake but no Lara Croft
>No Crash or Spyro
>Not a whiff of Final Fantasy or Gran Turismo (If Smash can make Star Fox and F-Zero work...)
>Donte
>Infamous is the only game with a second rep and it's god damn Evil Cole
>Shoved in Big Daddy because the dev team was so budget-starved and 2K gave them a good deal
>Remember Heavenly Sword? lol no you don't
>Dishonorable mention goes to Raiden: Was obviously included from a combination of shilling an at-the-time new game and not having the money for Snake, it's just that unlike Corrin and Jane Heavenly Sword he actually aged really well

When the two biggest Playstation cartoon scrimblos are MIA and that aesthetic is STILL the best represented you know things are bad
 
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Every once in a while I think about the Playstation All-Stars base roster because it might just be one of the most mythically bad fighting game rosters of all time

>Nathan Drake but no Lara Croft
>No Crash or Spyro
>Not a whiff of Final Fantasy or Gran Turismo (If Smash can make Star Fox and F-Zero work...)
>Donte
>Infamous is the only game with a second rep and it's god damn Evil Cole
>Shoved in Big Daddy because the dev team was so budget-starved and 2K gave them a good deal
>Remember Heavenly Sword? lol no you don't
>Dishonorable mention goes to Raiden: Was obviously included from a combination of shilling an at-the-time new game and not having the money for Snake, it's just that unlike Corrin and Jane Heavenly Sword he actually aged really well

When the two biggest Playstation cartoon scrimblos are MIA and that aesthetic is STILL the best represented you know things are bad
Yeah the roster is awful but holy fuck that graphic design is garbage

This looks like a Chinese bootleg of a fighting game

Smash 4 and Ultimate have bad UIs but at least it looks nice
 
mods can we suspect test the user known as UT back into smogon? i believe that the allegations that hes broken nevada law by promoting gambling are flawed, and downright slanderous. the 5000 lifetime cap of like gambling is no where near the (nonexistent) limit of gambling in nevada, which leads me to believe this ban was done not for justice; but to silence any such evidence of executive failure, be it purposely or subconsciously. thank you for ur time

cant believe i had to research gambling laws in nevada to write this post
 
it's so funny to me how Ariana Grande is in a Final Fantasy game (as herself) and Mariah Carey is in Fortnite

like it's completely corporate but it's fascinating how pop stars just randomly collab with video games. I hope they'll add Kendrick Lamar to the next Smash Bros
 
Gorillas are extremely strong compared to us, but compared to apex predators like big cats or bears, yeah no chance

biggest they could take in a one on one could be an asian black bear, but only if the gorilla gets some briefing on the claws beforehand. If not, these claws will just maim the ape before they could get a single strike in

btw shout out to Jaguars. Not the biggest, but the peakest cats. They take whatever cats do well and turn it up to the maximum. I can see them succeeding in many environments
 
tbf tera is pretty balanced in VGC and it's a fun mechanic for playthroughs. It's not like game freak has a "how do we avoid pissing off competitive singles players" team or anything lol
Yeah. At the end of the day, all the flagship mechanic for a generation has to do is be marketable for the merchandise and cool for casual players. If it causes massive headaches for a fan-driven competitive scene that doesn't even play on the actual games, so what? I think being on this forum can cause people to lose sight of the reality of the actual priorities and interests of the people who make these games.
 
I think it's good that the internet has made people very willing to show their red flags openly

Telling me to kill myself after not having answered for 3 hours? Openly saying that Ted Bundy is your type of man? Listening to Lana del Ray?

Yeah I think I'll pass, thank you very much
 
I think it's good that the internet has made people very willing to show their red flags openly

Telling me to kill myself after not having answered for 3 hours? Openly saying that Ted Bundy is your type of man? Listening to Lana del Ray?

Yeah I think I'll pass, thank you very much
Now, come on. Lana's not that bad.

The rest of this is crazy, though.
 
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My favorite Christmas movie as a child was The Polar Express. I watched on a shitty old, tiny CRT from an entire bed length away

Trying to rewatch the movie on a modern HD screen... yeah no. It looks way too fucking creepy and lifeless. The writing isn't great either but my nostalgia could carry it if the visuals weren't this strange
 
My favorite Christmas movie as a child was The Polar Express. I watched on a shitty old, tiny CRT from an entire bed length away

Trying to rewatch the movie on a modern HD screen... yeah no. It looks way too fucking creepy and lifeless. The writing isn't great either but my nostalgia could carry it if the visuals weren't this strange
That's cool and all, but the hot chocolate scene makes Citizen Kane shake in its boots
 
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