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Marlvil
Marl (a loose form of sedimentary soil composed of clay and lime, formerly used as fertilizer) + Melville (as in Herman Melville, writer of Moby-Dick)
Pronunciation: MARL-vil
Darshee
A corruption of the cliche "thar she blows!" phrase.
Pronunciation: DAR-shee
Chertacean
Chert (a type of quartz which can be found in sand) + Cetacean (the scientific designation for whales, dolphins, and porpoises)
Pronunciation: chur-TAY-shin