Won't go into too much detail on these teams because I feel like CAP is more exhausting than Ubers, even if I only play 2 tournaments of the former at a time and 34 of the latter. Shoutout to my team I guess.
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Week 1 SM vs Mimikyu Stardust (L)






Didn't know what I wanted to load vs Mimikyu, ended up with a Reunitar structure. I felt that I was gonna get BO'd week 1 which turned out to be true and I didn't respect Krilowatt so I went Naive on Kyurem-B. Argh/Torn-T/Equilibra is great into bullshit.
I then proceeded to get Scarf Stone Edged for all my life savings turn 1 and Excadrilled for the pennies in my pockets.
Week 1 ORAS D2W vs Maxouille (L)





(note: this team is based on a team by BluBird so out of respect for my GOAT I've omitted his EVs. Figure it out yourselves)
I was building for D2 because he saw what our old gens help was and screamed. No execution needed for this build, you either face something favorable or you don't. Shadow Ball Manaphy is because it mid-grounds every water resist in the tier including volcanion and Ferrothorn. Metagross is Adamant and should always live Bisharp Sucker Punch. Maxouille loaded Balloon Defog Kitsunoh + Birdspam, there's nothing to say about what this can or cannot do.
Week 1 SV Kate vs Lily (W)






I was on the CB Kitsunoh train super early because I knew that bitch was clicking Ghost moves like no other AND I'd been trash talking it for 2 months so no one would expect it from my players. Kate's request was just "something with a bunch of CAP on it, the more the merrier". This was also during a time where I was certain Chuggalong was gonna kill my family so we are on Mirror Herb Zamazenta, with Roar! In hindsight Meteor Mash hits fuck-all and a good HO pilot probably beats the shit out of this but meh. Ancient team using a mon that's been nerfed.
Fantastic matchup vs Lily achieved, with Zamazenta putting in serious work by copying the boosts from a Hemogoblin then Roaring it out. Match didn't matter too much cause we'd already lost the week atp so it was a bit lower stakes, but Kate played well :)
Week 1 SV Quinn vs Fragments (W)






Quinn knew nothing about CAP and was about to find out by playing. He requested an offense and I provided something I'd already built, based on some ancient ND team I stole from Jho. Whole idea is that you overwhelm key defensive mons with Chug/one of the paradoxes, then the other wins. Zamazenta was something I was high on at the time and Ogerpon-W matches up well into what I expected which was Gliscor and friends.
Got the matchup we wanted and despite not playing perfect and getting some crits, we secured the win. Sometimes, you just want a solid pilot to click with mons that have a boosting move.
Week 2 SM vs pannu (W)






Pannu has lost the plot in SM and I was 100% certain I could win in a longer game. SubCM Mega Latias I think is because I was watching some game from Lily on stours where she 6-0ed the opponent and I said "I wanna use this". Tomohawk was kinda an anti-cheese button that also punished the Equilibra/Arghonaut cores that were annoying for Weavile. No I don't remember what my EVs do. Steelium Z Equilibra is SO good when you thrash something like an opposing Mega Latias with it + Doom Desire; also OHKOes Cawm trying to use you as setup.
Pannu got lucky 30 ways to Sunday with Scald burns and still could not find a wincon. Bitch all you want about the unfun load or how I am "stuck in 2018" but the result was a success for me :)
Week 2 SV Galarian Blades vs Vuldark (W)





Originally this has a Zamazenta over the Kitsunoh but Galarian Blades changed it to the undead cat. Pretty simple execution of a bunch of pivots + broken wave = profit. Best way to improve this team is to not run Future Sight on Glowking but instead do Psychic Noise, I've seen the light thanks to Joesh. Lowkey the only reason this was loaded was that we wanted to try something different in this slot and Kyurem remains broken, so we loaded it and hoped for a good matchup which I am not sure if we did get? But we won.
Week 2 SV Kate vs oops (L)






Kate still only asked for 1 thing: many CAPs, no cheese, bulky offense or balance. I didn't have a specific thing in mind because spoo is my boyfriend where we cheat on each other then make out sloppy style over a Balatro run. Idea behind the team is that paralysis is broken, really, and Iron Valiant is criminally underutilized as a sweeper. I also knew spoo is Hemogoblin's strongest soldier, so clear Smog Mollux felt good as a load. SD Gliscor could sweep us on the DL but I also knew spoo was a bit behind the wave at the time so I felt OK making the concession.
Holy fuck I hate spoo for all the dogshit he pulled in the builder this game.
Week 3 ORAS aurora vs a fruitshop owner (W)






This team is bad. It won due to flinches. Do not use this team. Manaphy by beloved.
Week 3 SM vs seth (W)





it's rain into the SHSPs in SM I don't have to explain much. Z Kyurem-B removes one threat (read: ferrothorn), Aurumoth kills another mon, then one of my blue mons clickity clicks and I win.
I think I got a little lucky this week by dodging a Rock Tomb which expedited the wincons, but a nice stay-in on the double that seth pulled put me in what felt like a very commanding position. Rain into HO is always good for the HO player, especially if the scarfer isn't faster than Pert.
Week 3 SV Kate vs Ineros (W)






I was really burned out when passing for the week so I opted to convert an SPL/OST team into CAP by just making something into a Kitsunoh (for the life of me I cannot remember what it was originally) and then changing a couple of sets here and there. The matchup I was expecting was actually semi-stall with bulky water Cresceidon which is why something like Adamant Oger + Zap + Kingambit felt like a decent load.
I think SHSP was malding in call really hard this game because Venom was Tera Fire or Substitute and thus won on its own but Ineros decided eating the burn was a better idea.
Week 4 ORAS aurora vs Steam Buns (L)






This is a week where I genuinely felt defeated in every possible. I didn't know what to pass and to whom, I was crashing out irl due to juggling more than I could handle and Quinn was telling me this is a meme tour that doesn't matter and I should
die (not actually). Tried to out-cheese Buns with a team that never lets rocks go up and then you kinda sorta win with one of these insane sweepers...
...we load into Hippowdon and I die in-game. WP Dnite is kinda fire though, would recommend to more people!
Week 4 SM vs Clementine (L)
I didn't wanna win I guess, so I loaded a team made by my good friend Eledyr which he RMTed
here because haha funny ape. I was trying to build with Cofagrigus because I didn't wanna lose to Mega Pinsir but I could not make it work so I settled for this.
in the RMT he states "Fire-types suck to load into" and then I loaded into fuck-ass Victini + Dragonite.
Week 5 ORAS aurora vs RichardMillePlain (W)






This is BinPinsir's world, we're just living in it.
Week 5 SM vs LBN (L)






I realized that people were no longer loading Jumbao for whatever reason in this generation, despite it being arguably a top 8 Pokemon in the tier. I also realized I had yet to load BUSTED-ASS Magearna. Originally, this was gonna have a Kommo-o some place, but I could not fit it in any way, shape, or forme. I also got nostalgic watching old replays and wanted to use Mega Gallade so uh, here you go. Team needed a water-type but I didn't wanna Krilowatt again so I made it dumbass Naviathan. Mega Charizard 6-0s me.
I load the preview and I am elated to be versus the LBN special: a bad team. HOWEVER!
Choking in finals and crashing out towards my manager and teammates was less infuriating than this loss. LBN didn't outplay a single turn but got everything necessary to win and I wanted to commit arson.
Semifinals SV Kate vs Fragments (L)
This is a stolen team idk from whom but I sure as fuck didn't build with Fezandpiti. It would have won had we landed a Thunder Wave or if Kate didn't play around Tera Fairy and just attacked. Fragments, you did it again.
Semifinals SM vs Mimikyu Stardust (W)






A case of "I think this unset is gonna win but more importantly, it's gonna make my teammates and friends very mad if I am able to win with Timid Kartana". The team is straight up the 6 that Tricking loaded in OST finals, but with Equilibra over Gliscor to make it have that zany say qua.
Matchup would be amazing if I didn't immediately realise I a) have to play while driving and b) the stours import didn't keep Kartana's IVs so I get tilted. I also had changed it to Tera Fighting but that ALSO didn't go through for some god forsaken reason, so I had to play 5v6 for a while. Thankfully I pulled through :)
Semifinals ORAS aurora vs quziel (L)
In my heart of hearts I knew that quziel isn't patient enough to load the fat v fat matchup which he knows I have absolutely NO issue passing to my players/pilots, so I focused more on not being weak to balance and BO, with Mega Zam and hazards as a consistent way to win, with Gliscor also acting as a strong wincon. Life Orb Clefabel also is insanely annoying for the average team as long as you get a single turn right at SOME point. Toxic Zapdos is another nuisance that most people don't account for, especially because the team has no hazard removal (nor does it need any imho).
The matchup would be a godsent if I had given clearer instructions and/or if flinches and misses were not accounted for. Oh well, don't load sand vs me in ORAS folks, you'll find this matchup staring you down!
Semifinals TB SV Quinn vs Fragments (W)






I felt it in my fat ass that Fragments would never ever ever ever ever EVERRRRR be able to win vs Cawmodore + Kingambit and we had yet to truly cheese him so I got to work making a heinous team.
Bro clicked SD in front of a Cawmodore btw.
Finals SM vs Clementine (W)






A lot of ideas went through my head for the Clementine rematch: do I wanna load something bog standard and try to outplay? Do I prep for Mega Pinsir? What can I do in the case of a full-on stall matchup? I ended up leaning towards either HO or a Mega Medicham BO which didn't pan out, but overloaded myself in techs to try and win on preview. Non-Z-move Necturna actually is better as a wallbreaker and my Z crystal remains hidden for a while, Kommo-o was Jolly + Taunt for the longest time while Gyarados was Substitute, but I ended up making it mixed Z Poison to smash Fini/Ferro/Libra cores while Gyarados would full-on stallbreak. I don't know exactly what Smokomodo does here, but he is trying his best. Shout-out Lily for liking Smoguana, ig. Volcarona was Coba because I was seemingly EXTREMELY weak to mega pinsir and I was headed into battle vs a Bug Maniac.
When I saw the Cresselia/Toxapex/Chansey core I genuinely almost jumped out of my seat in excitement. Clementine tried to eat the Z move with Cresselia so that Toxapex could later Haze, only to be in a VERY uncomfortable situation once I showed Life Orb. Gulp!
Another accusation of "poisson matchup" leveled against me while my opponent is loading fatshit....
Finals ORAS aurora vs Steam Buns (L)
I know Steam Buns doesn't watch SPL so I just passed the classic ORAS Trick Room team and went from there. It beats bullshit, it beats fat, it beats some balances. Idk man it's Trick Room.
I love aurora so I choose not to comment on our play <3
Finals SV Quinn vs haxlolo (W)






Quinn wanted to use Jumbao every week cause he thinks the mon is super cool. Jumbao is, unfortunately, kinda trash. Me and spoo innovated by making this stall with Jumbao that doesn't fold to Kitsunoh which was not yet nerfed! wow, we truly built this from scratch and got a fantastic matchup that 6-0ed and Quinn executed said 6-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finals TB ORAS vs Steam Buns (L)
When it came time to pick the tier for tiebreaker, I knew I had to throw myself to the wolves and face Buns myself. I have a very simple philosophy in scenarios like this: load Mega Medicham and click the right button every time. And so, I decided to build VoltTurn with Mega Medicham. There's no CAPs in ORAS that learn Volt Switch that don't suck ass and all the U-turn CAPs are weak to Water and there's no fucking way I am NOT using Excadrill. Team is self-explanatory, albeit ever so slightly bad into exactly Life Orb Tomohawk.
I didn't like my matchup when I loaded into the game, but I knew I could navigate it. I knew that the boat doesn't get Guts in ORAS so it must be the bulky fuck-off Taunt CM set... which was bad because it can come in on half the team and win!
Even though I think I played out of mind, it wasn't enough as 2 Draco Misses made it so I could not Healing Wish my Mega Medicham back up, which tilted me to the point of missing the clear wincon in front of me in turn 75 of just... healing my Clefable. Devastatingly sad loss but Steam buns is a formidable opponent when they don't load Mega Manectric.
cba to explain myself for all the dogshit that was never loaded so I am just gonna post them w/o minisprites or much fanfare.