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If Pyroak uses a P/E action A1, change that action to Substitute (15) and push down.
If Pyroak uses GrassWhistle and Empoleon is not behind a sub, use Evasive Agility and push down, but not consecutively.
Complications sends Napoleon-Empoleon back into the fight, who blasts Pyroak with a string of watery orbs launched with Cannon-like force, dealing heavy damage, then Jets forth and strikes its paralyzed foe, knocking it unconscious.
Teletubby: Belly Drum > Superpower > Superpower
IF Napoleon uses an evasive damaging move A2 or A3, use Whirlwind the first time, and Substitute (15) the second.
Ullar Warlord sends out Teletubby-Snorlax in an attempt to finish the fight, as Empoleon starts to Bide its time...but is stricken with its paralysis and can't move as Snorlax pounds on its Belly like a Drum, sending it into a battle frenzy. Empoleon, not sure what else to do, Struggles against its foe before being smashed by a Super-Powerful strike from Snorlax. Empoleon then attempts to defend itself, but can't move as its paralysis takes hold a second time, leaving it helpless as Snorlax strikes it with another Powerful attack, leaving it barely conscious.
Snorlax was hurt by Stealth Rock (-12 HP)
Snorlax was hurt by Spikes (-12 HP)
Action 1:
[paralysis check <1500] 615 paralyzed
Empoleon is paralyzed! It can't move!
Snorlax used Belly Drum
Snorlax's Attack rose (+6 Attack)
-62.5 HP
-30 energy
Stat boosts such as those gained from Belly Drum are applied after weakness and resistance. Additionally, being fully paralyzed reduces paralysis by an additional 5%.
Complications calls back Empoleon and sends out Baal-Kitsunoh to finish the fight, who Taunts its foe, inciting a frenzy as Snorlax bites down hard upon it with Crunching fangs, dealing heavy damage. Kitsunoh then goes out for Revenge and lands a retaliatory strike; however, the blow is considerably weaker, as Snorlax had rested at that point before Crunching its fangs into Kitsunoh one last time, leaving it severely wounded, but Snorlax then falls unconscious from the effort required to pull off the attack.
Action 1:
Kitsunoh used Taunt
Snorlax fell for the taunt
-10 energy
Snorlax used Crunch + Crunch combo
[to crit <625] 2379 no
[to lower defense <4000] 5256 no
[to activate cursed body <3000] 8667 no
(18 + 6 - 4.5 + 8) = 27.5 damage
-28 energy
Action 2:
Snorlax must cool down
Kitsunoh used Revenge
[to crit <625] 1923 no
{[(6 + 7.5 - 6) * 1.5] + 4} = 15.25 damage
-8 energy
Action 3:
Snorlax used Crunch + Crunch combo
[to crit <625] 6592 no
[to lower defense <4000] 1557 yes
[to activate cursed body <3000] 8774 no
(18 + 6 - 4.5 + 8) = 27.5 damage
Kitsunoh's Defense fell (-1 Defense)
-56 energy
Snorlax fainted