corrupt a wish

[Ren]

[ran this thru ivy before posting]

how this forum game works is someone makes a wish. then the poster below you grants your wish but corrupts it. they also make another wish, which the poster below will then corrupt, and so on

i'll start. i wish i could turn invisible at will

e:

how do i corrupt a wish

you grant the wish, but with some unpleasant loophole

 

[War Incarnate]

how do i corrupt a wish

 

[Geysers]

i'll start. i wish i could turn invisible at will

You also turn completely incorporeal but continue to be effected by gravity so you just get sucked down into the center of the earth.

wish: the ability to freeze time over certain areas for everything and everyone except myself and unfreeze it at will.

 

[Ren]

granted but you can only unfreeze it after taking all your clothes off in a room with at least 10 strangers in it.

I wish I could own any movie at any time

 

[monkfish]

I wish I could own any movie at any time

granted but you own it on blu-ray

i wish i were a pokemon website moderator

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but everyone is a troll, there's a crap ton of bot spam, and everyone verbally abuses you in DMs.

I wish I could fly.

 

[lydian]

I wish I could fly.

You can't land

I wish I had a nintendo switch

 

[Geysers]

I wish I had a nintendo switch

Granted but david attenborough narrates everything you do on it.

I wish I could delete any one person who’s alive right now.

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but you can only do it in 70 years.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[IBM]

I wish I could teleport.

Granted but it only looks like you’re teleporting, you actually die and a clone of yourself is created where you want to teleport to.

I wish I had an incorruptible wish

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but you have to post it a millisecond after this post appears.

I wish I could live off an hour or 2 of sleep and be healthy

 

[Arcticblast]

Granted but david attenborough narrates everything you do on it.

this sounds like a positive actually

 

[JonAmon 25]

I wish I could live off an hour or 2 of sleep and be healthy

Granted but for 6 hours after you wake up you’re in petrifying sleep paralysis.

I wish eat anything with no negative outcomes.

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but everything tastes like sewage loaded with ghost peppers.

I wish I could be good at programming

 

[lydian]

I wish I could be good at programming

Granted, but you can't touch any electronic device

I wish I had a kangaroo as a pet

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but you have to stay in the same room as it at all times.

I wish I could absorb the content of a book by slamming my head on it without that doing any damage to me or anyone else, me being allowed to touch books again, and the books not disappearing after the head slamming.

I thought of a lot of loopholes >:).

 

[Eagle4]

Granted, but it only works on Mein Kampf

I wish I could choose exactly when and where I die.

 

[drampa's grandpa]

Granted, but it only works on Mein Kampf

I wish I could choose exactly when and where I die.

Granted, this power comes because you have the ability and responsibility of choosing when everybody dies. You're the Grim Reaper.

I wish I could speak Cat language.

 

[Ryota Mitarai]

I wish I could speak Cat language.

Granted, but you can only speak and understand that language and no other language

I wish I had ten million subscribers on YouTube.

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but all 10,000,000 subscribers only subscribe because they hate you.

I wish I could reply to my own post.

 

[BP]

I wish I could reply to my own post.

Granted but everything you post holds little to no value to the topic at hand and is generally just a bad take

I wish my heart never stopped beating

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but you die before you're 30

I wish animal scratches and bites didn't hurt and weren't harmful.

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish animal scratches and bites didn't hurt and weren't harmful.

Granted, but any other source of pain will instantly kill you

I wish that I could rename this forum because Smogoff sounds like fucking cringe

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Granted, but you die before you're 30

I wish animal scratches and bites didn't hurt and weren't harmful.

Granted but the world now drowns in corpses from overpopulation


I wish I were the Michelin Man

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish I were the Michelin Man

Granted but you cannot be anything else

I wish that I could kill any and all cringe (including poggaroo)