corrupt a wish

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but you have to spam 1,000,000 poggaroo in a single discord channel that can never be deleted on a public server that can never be deleted.

I wish I knew how to cook well.

 

[Snessy!]

Granted, but only rats can eat it

 

[Snessy!]

Granted, but only rats can eat it

Oops
I wish I could tell the time off the top of my head whenever I want

 

[monkfish]

granted but everyone you know dies

 

[Snessy!]

I wish I could rename this forum to something like "Smogon Wastelands" because Smogoff is fucking cringe

Granted but you have to change your own name to Smogoff

I wish I could generate anything out of my left ear

 

[monkfish]

granted but everyone you know dies

 

[Aizaik]

Granted but you have to change your own name to Smogoff

I wish I could generate anything out of my left ear

Granted, but it requires you to shovel gravel into your right ear, damaging both of your ears.

I wish for world peace

 

[Snessy!]

Granted, but it requires you to shovel gravel into your right ear, damaging both of your ears.

I wish for world peace

Granted but you start a global pandemic

I wish I could delete anything I want

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but it has to be as large as the titanic

I wish I could sleep without nighmares

 

[Snessy!]

Granted, but it has to be as large as the titanic

I wish I could sleep without nighmares

Granted, but whenever you fall asleep someone breaks into your house

I wish I could rid the world of spiders

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish I could rid the world of spiders

Granted but now whenever an insect lands on you or you make an interaction with an insect you are killed instantly.

I wish I could make a wish that doesn't have any drawbacks

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, you can only make it after the world ends.

I wish certain pokemon shinies looked better, like Garchomp, Regice, and Infernape.

 

[Snessy!]

Granted but now whenever an insect lands on you or you make an interaction with an insect you are killed instantly.

I wish I could make a wish that doesn't have any drawbacks

Granted but all the Pokemon that have good shinies are deleted

I wish I could be immortal

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish I could be immortal

Granted, but you are forced to endure 999,999,999,999,999,999 hours of cringe nonstop without any breaks.

I wish certain pokemon shinies looked better, like Garchomp, Regice, and Infernape.

Granted, but you are not allowed to change Inteleon's shiny and you are forced to pick Sobble as your starter when you play SwSh.

I wish I could delete this thread

I wish I could banish Snom forever and have no drawbacks

 

[Gleeboop]

I actually love Inteleon and its shiny, thanks :D
#1 Granted, but your smogon account has been deleted and you can never join again
#2 granted, but all of your favorite pokemon are gone as well.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish I could break the fourth wall without any consequences

 

[Ununhexium]

Granted, but it requires you to shovel gravel into your right ear, damaging both of your ears.

I wish for world peace

granted

 

[Atha]

I wish I could break the fourth wall without any consequences

Granted.

 

[tob]

Granted.

I wish this guy would play along

 

[Ginger Princess]

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights

Granted, but you are now afraid of falling.

I wish I could healthily balance work, socializing, sleep, and free time.

 

[Aizaik]

I wish this guy would play along

Granted, but you didn’t grant a wish so you’ll get banned from the thread for not playing along.

I wish to be in the room where it happens.

 

[Gleeboop]

Alakazam! You now can do that, but spend 3 hours eating a single meal.

I wish I could do work really well and fast.

 

[monkfish]

I wish to create an infinite loop

granted but you cannot escape the loop

I wish to create an infinite loop

 

[Snessy!]

granted but you cannot escape the loop

I wish to create an infinite loop

Granted but its inescapable

I wish to create an infinite loop

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Granted but its inescapable

I wish to create an infinite loop

Granted but its a mobius strip

I wish to create an infinite loop