DAD JOKES

[DMPenguin]

Sorry if this was already created I also could not find the the thread for rules so I hope this follows all the rules

 

[LittleCupMeowth]

hi Sorry if this was already created I also could not find the the thread for rules so I hope this follows all the rules I'm dad

I think I did it right, since I definitely didn't do it left!

 

[awyp]

I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.

 

[awyp]

How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.

 

[AstemBloom]

Where do sheep go on vacation? The BAAAAAhamas.

 

[BestDatrix]

 

[antemortem]

as a recent dad to 2.5 kids, i don't find these jokes funny

 

[Sijih]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

How do you think the unthinkable?

 

[SpyderMarz]

i like to tell dad jokes



sometimes he even laughs

 

[Adeleine]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

What do you call a deer with no ears?

Doesn't matter, it won't hear you anyway.

 

[Voltage]

poster? i hardly know her!