Daily IRL Conversations

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POST DAILY LIFE CONVERSATIONS IN THIS THREAD THAT YOU THINK ARE KIND OF AMUSING AND SUMMARIZE YOUR LIFE

THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE EVENTFUL BUT MAKE THEM AT LEAST BE A CONVERSATION AND DON'T MAKE THEM FICTIONAL - I WILL START WITH AN EXERT FROM LUNCH TIME

/licking a fudgesickle

mom: the dog is licking his BUTT! (obnoxious voice)
me: thanks for sharing.
mom: you're welcome. (obnoxious voice)
me: why do you always talk about dog poop when I'm eating?
mom: sorry, I'll stop. (obnoxious voice)

/later, eating a slightly undercooked burger

mom: i think the dog has worms i saw little white stuff in his poop that kind of looked like hairs but they were a little thicker and they weren't moving! (obnoxious voice)
me: ... pls go
 
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