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Ullar walks into the kitchen, wearing his signature "Anime Tiddy? Natural 20." tee, as phoopes deletes all the offending posts. An imaginary theme song plays:

Bad posters and their crazy postulations,
All of this thread is gonna need some moderation,
Spam clean so much, it might as well be fumigation,
There's off-topic posts tonight!

Ullar notices the purging of several posts possessing a comedic caliber parallel to his own, and defensively screams:

"PHOOOOO-PEEEES"
 
Egads! My post is ruined!

…But what if I were to delete posts to disguise them to keep the thread on theme? Oh ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, phoopes
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why are there references to fascist dictators coming out of your thread, phoopes?

Uh... ooh! Those aren't references to fascist dictators, they're reacts from the good posts we're having! Mmm. Good posts.

phoopes breathes a sigh of relief once Ullar/internet exits the kitchen. phoopes then climbs out of Smogoff and runs across the street to Cong to pick up some serious posts. He then returns to Smogoff with the serious posts on a silver platter.

internet, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering serious posts!
 
Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.

phoopes exits momentarily. through the door we see that the kitchen is on fire.

he yawns


Well, that was wonderful. Good posting was done by all. I'm pooped.
 
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