FUCK EVERYTHING GOT DELETED
ok the prose will be less pretty now
cry
kax$tar (Togepi) (F)
HP: 54
Energy: 74%
Boosts/Drops: +1 Atk, +1 Def, +1 Spa, +1 SpD, +1 Spd, +1 Acc, +1 Eva
Others: paralyzed (5% chance), on a cloud platform
Speed: 5 (Base 20)
Starmie [Shuriken] (Genderless)
HP: 76
Energy: 81%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Spe: 133 (115 * 1.5 ^)
Fafnir (Totodile) (M)
HP: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Speed: 43
Nidhogg (Snivy) (M)
HP: 18
Energy: 35%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Speed: 63
Shuriken takes the first strike, lightning fast, and he
Ice Beams Nidhogg's smug, leafy ass, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! It survived with 1 hp!
Oh shit!
Fafnir
Dragon Dances in glee, but calms down somewhat, as he's starting to get drowsy from kax$tars
Yawn. Nidhogg summons all his remaining strength and
Mirror Coats Shuriken's Ice Beam right back in a blast of energy!
Shuriken recovers and KOs with
Psychic. kax$tar
Protects, blocking Fafnir as he jumps onto her platform and
Waterfalls.
Giddy with success, Shuriken fires off a
Thunderbolt at Fafnir, barbecuing him.
(All you need to know is that there's barbecuing with SHURIKENS AND LIGHTNING. I wish I could make something like that up. Shurikens and lightning! It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on
fire!)
Uh, anyway. Fafnir whales on kax$tar with a successful
Waterfall, sending her tumbling off the clouds and into the abyss...to be deposited again by a convenient Lakitu, happily unparalyzed.
This looks like a real disadvantage for Fafnir! Can he and Lupus still pull off a win?
kax$tar (Togepi) (F)
HP: 30
Energy: 55%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Speed: Base 20
Starmie [Shuriken] (Genderless)
HP: 50
Energy: 62%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Spe: 133 (115 * 1.5 ^)
Fafnir (Totodile) (M)
HP: 70
Energy: 79%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: on a cloud platform
Speed: 43
Nidhogg (Snivy) (M)
HP: 0
Energy: 0%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Speed: 63
Lime go, then Lupus.
also <3 zero punctuation
