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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.