Theorymon
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With NFTs and Cryptobros making constant fools of themselves, I am once again reminded of this fact: technology can be stupid. It doesn't matter how well engineered or programed a product is, if the very concept of it is dumb as hell! So join me, let's share pictures and stories of dumbass inventions that never had a chance! I got one to get us started!
The Juicero (2016-2017)
What the hell is this thing?
The Juicero was touted as the NEXT GENRATION for juicing stuff. The dude who created it called himself the Steve Jobs of Juice (yes, seriously lol). This isn't your grandma's juicer, this thing connected to the INTERNET to juice! Now you might be wondering, why the fuck does a juicer need to connect to the intenret?! The reason is...
JUICE DRM
I am not shitting you, this fucking thing had juice DRM, akin to those later Kreuigs people really hated. See, this thing squeezes a bag of chopped up fruit and vegetables, but you needed to pay for a weekly subscription of bags, which this thing would scan the QR code of and then connect to the internet to verify. So you can't chop it up yourself you JUICE PIRATE!
This thing cost 700$ at launch, but got slashed to 400$ because surprise surprise, most people thought this idea sucked ass. To make things even more comical, Bloomberg reported that you could squeeze the juicebags yourself, making the 400$ machine even more worthless!
It only lasted a year before shutting down.
And of course when it shut down, since this thing needed the internet to work, anyone who bought this thing was left with an overengineered paperweight! Oh well, at least we got amusing videos like this about someone taking these things apart!
Anyways, share other examples in this thread!
The Juicero (2016-2017)
What the hell is this thing?
The Juicero was touted as the NEXT GENRATION for juicing stuff. The dude who created it called himself the Steve Jobs of Juice (yes, seriously lol). This isn't your grandma's juicer, this thing connected to the INTERNET to juice! Now you might be wondering, why the fuck does a juicer need to connect to the intenret?! The reason is...
JUICE DRM
I am not shitting you, this fucking thing had juice DRM, akin to those later Kreuigs people really hated. See, this thing squeezes a bag of chopped up fruit and vegetables, but you needed to pay for a weekly subscription of bags, which this thing would scan the QR code of and then connect to the internet to verify. So you can't chop it up yourself you JUICE PIRATE!
This thing cost 700$ at launch, but got slashed to 400$ because surprise surprise, most people thought this idea sucked ass. To make things even more comical, Bloomberg reported that you could squeeze the juicebags yourself, making the 400$ machine even more worthless!
It only lasted a year before shutting down.
And of course when it shut down, since this thing needed the internet to work, anyone who bought this thing was left with an overengineered paperweight! Oh well, at least we got amusing videos like this about someone taking these things apart!
Anyways, share other examples in this thread!
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