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Since Unaware doesn't account for speed you're still a lot faster than that little (but extremely adorkable) snake, so we can use that to our adventage, transport yourslef as far as possible from that taunt as you can, then encore that taunt, yeah you'll be taunted but he'll lose a ton of energy, after that, complete the circle with confusion, you better get out of there
We must beware this little snake, it's tricks must be stopped to all costs, first use your powerful walls to stop those nasty grass attacks, ater that, well you know what to do, it's time to see how cold is her blood
While Mold Breaker allows a Pokémon to bypass the effects of moves that prevent status (i.e. Immunity, Insomnia, Limber, Own Tempo, and Vital Spirit, but not Leaf Guard), the status the Pokémon's move inflicts will be cured instantly after the attack.
Now we can use this free turn to turn the tables, and we're sooo gonna use it, let's finish this little (altough still cute) snake
Vogue: Aurora Beam~ Ice Beam~Aurora Beam
Since Cursed body has to make contact i don't think it's too broken, we shall continue to break trough this little grass type, we still have the non-contact Ice beam so let's buse that to the fullest, his avins are suceptible to freeze and bulbasaur itself is psyquic week so we got a little gift in our hands, but we have to be cautious, first protect yourself once again, chage sizes and make yourself very hard to find, after that freeze Silas to death
Okay, hold on. Apparently, TurboBlaze/Bolt ignore abilities on that action. But apparently, as soon as that turn is over, Limber would re-activate and cure the paralysis. So it turns out Staryu would indeed not be paralyzed. My bad, I misunderstood that. I'll re-do that immediately. Some of these abilities are really confusing.
EDIT: Okay, fixed the business with Limber. I also corrected for the HP adjustment for Wonder Guard.
We don't get to go further than this, sorry sweet, but you've done a great job so far, you know what to do :3, don't worry, you've done kurt's job a hundread times easier
gg, Gerard. That RNG really makes me mad, but at least I got some sweet prizes out of this. This lasted over two months, but it was worth it. Thanks for reffing the whole thing, rickheg; you really earned those 14 RC!