XY OU Dutch Pass, time to screw with the ladder

[Omegasization]

Edit: i did not notice that the thread was set to XY OU, it was meant to be an ORAS OU team. sorry.

I tried to make a team based around sub toxic zapdos, it turned out to become this.... team

From now on it shall be known as team:DUTCH "screw your life" PASS

Dont expect this to be a fancy pansy RMT as i am only RMT'ing this to screw with the so called "ladder hero's"

Here's the team

Zapdos @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 244 SpD / 16 Spe
Calm Nature
- Roost
- Thunderbolt
- Toxic
- Substitute

Zapdos is here to PP stall the opponent, it also serves as my special wall, i decided to run Sub toxic over the normal heat wave defog zapdos just so it can out stall the opponents better (this is a legitemate strategy). Its also here to take random EQ's for heatran. It runs enough speed for bisharp, which is all it needs thanks to the speed boosts it can get from scolipede, this paired together with the defence boosts can be a true monster. I chose to run this pokemon because of the combination of roost+its typing and its ability. it can be a real pain to take down

Suicune @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Scald
- Calm Mind

Suicune pairs really well with zapdos thanks to its ability:pressure , together they can PP and toxic stall an entire team and suicune might even get that ocasional sweep. I chose to run the crocune set over other more uncommon sets due to the fact that it can heal itself and still show some offensive pressure thanks to the combination of sleep talk+scald. The ev's are to maximize its mixed defence's

Scolipede @ Black Sludge
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Iron Defense
- Protect
- Substitute
- Baton Pass

This set is made to Pass iron defence's, substitute's and speed boosts to my pokemon, its just there for support and runs no offensive moves, due to the fact that it runs no offensive moves im forced to run mental herb against taunt. I now run Black Sludge to make getting subs easier, it works alot better this way. I chose to not run speed due to the fact that it already has a monster amount of speed naturally, seems like a waste to not invest it in defence to me.

Slowbro @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 84 Def / 176 SpD
Bold Nature
- Scald
- Psyshock
- Slack Off
- Calm Mind

I chose to run slowbro so my team can deal with physical threats even better, this also allows the team to deal with clefable, azumarill, lopunny mega and SD talonflame better, which it would be weak to if i ran Mega sableye with the boosts it can get from scolipede it can sweep entire teams effortlesly, i chose to run mixed defensive EV's just because of the fact that it has great physical bulk and calm mind, if i dont get to pass the defense boost's to this pokemon i still want it to be able to be that mixed wall that is feared so much. Psyshock is so it can hit special monsters like chansey hard, this also allows it to win the CM war against clefable and other slowbro mega's, slack off is for more reliable recovery.

Heatran @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Taunt
- Magma Storm
- Earth Power

Heatran is here to take the status move's that slowbro can't, it also is my back up plan for might things go wrong and i cant set up with scolipede, this is also my stealth rock user and my main lati@s switch in, taunt allows it to stop other leads from setting rocks against heatran, it also allows it to beat chansey, a threat to this team. Earth power is so it can hit other heatran, so it can safely spam and trap pokemon with magma storm, magma storm is here to allow me to catch momentum and possibly get up a free CM with slowbro. I run max speed on heatran just so it fares better against offence, this also allows it to outspeed metagross pre-mega.
Example:keldeo switches in and this allows slowbro to come in and CM against it.

WHAT?!, did you think that i would only use non-serious cancer mons? nah son, i took this team at least a bit seriously.

And now for the final pokemon

Latios (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Defog
- Recover

Latios make's up for a nice hazard control duo with heatran, this also serves as a back up plan, its my main damage dealer of the team and is also here to catch possible EQ's. Defog is fore removing hazards, psyshock is so its able to hit threats such as AV azumarill and chansey, draco meteor is for nuking and applying pressure on the opponents walls, recover will allow it to stay healthy. Latios also serves as my secondary keldeo counter.

I love you all.

And remember, if your opponent didnt go insane fighting this team, you're doing it wrong.


Here's the paste:
Zapdos @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 244 SpD / 16 Spe
Calm Nature
- Roost
- Thunderbolt
- Toxic
- Substitute

Suicune @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Scald
- Calm Mind

Scolipede @ Black Sludge
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Iron Defense
- Protect
- Substitute
- Baton Pass

Slowbro @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Scald
- Psyshock
- Slack Off
- Calm Mind

Heatran @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Taunt
- Magma Storm
- Earth Power

Latios (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Defog
- Recover

 

[Der Twist]

I'm not entirely sure about running CroCune and Mega Slowbro on the same team, you could be better off just running CroBro and replacing Suicune with something else. Something else possibly being something like Whimsicott, Whimsi lets you complete a good F/W/G core as well as just being one of the most gag-worthy mons out there, being the fastest Prankster user in the game she can have a lot of fun with your standard Sub Leech Seed shenanigans as well as offering other support, just play around with her movepool. I'd very much recommend Memento though, since it's one of the most annoying moves in the game and allows you a safe switch in to Scolipede or Slowbro to start setting up.
Hope this helps. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go get tested for ebola, AIDS and syphilis, I'm sure this team gave me at least one of those.

Sets

Whimsicott @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Timid Nature
- Memento
- Substitute
- Leech Seed
- Tailwind

 

[Omegasization]

If you're not planning on making any changes then you kind of missed the point of making an RMT. Completely.

I made the RMT purely to mess with Ladder people. i even said so in the RMT.
I appreciate your concern but there was no need for any.

Regarding the previous post.
Also i used suicune purely for the fact that it can both PP stall and become a pretty much invincible wall once it got the Iron defence boosts.

 

[Reymedy]

Bumping this after all the posts I deleted.

PS : Consider this as your bump aswell.