embarassing shit you did on the forums

we've all been there. i was 12, then i was 18, then i was 22, then i was 29, and now i'm 19. i'm out here living like the sphinx's riddle or something.
yeah i joined smogon when i was like 11 under a (now banned) alt but lied about my age, deliberately being vague about it. however, i genuinely didn't know coppa existed, i was just trying to protect myself online by not being specific about my age
 
idk why people are out here thinking that not being good at pokemon is a horribly cringe sin. the point of smogon is to enrich players & make u better at the game. anyone feeling as though their learning experiences are not worth it have fallen for the treacherous manipulations of bad-faith actors (i suspect tours players)
 
the embarrassments related to pokemon strategy are super adorable


one time i was trying to find feebas in pokemon sapphire on that annoying ass route where he only appears on 4 tiles of water or w/e and i was sitting in the front seat of my mom's mini van

she slams on the brakes because i was using the light of the glove compartment to illuminate my screen and was hunched over, meaning as soon as she hit the brakes my head slammed into the dashboard

anyway i joined smogon 6 years later so, do the math
 
one of my first messages on the forums was me trying to diss blunder for choking a tour game and i got ratiod so hard that I considered making another account

e: found the post lmao (SPL X finals thread)
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not on teh forums but my first time on pokemon online battle simulator i didnt know how elo worked so i asked the chat if a high 900s elo is good
 
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