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EPRB 3 Round 1: This is Ash, I don't forgive, I do not forget
- Thread starter X5Dragon
- Start date
Driving for 22 hours straight sucks major balls.
This is crap, and I wish I was able to record it. Ah well, if I get past this round ill get that done asap
Yeah, it would have been cooler if I could have recorded it. Cheers.
This is crap, and I wish I was able to record it. Ah well, if I get past this round ill get that done asap
*Kekeke*
*Well what do we have here?*
*A little birdy in the dark?*
*Kekeke...*
*Looks like somebody took a wrong turn~*
*let me be your guide... To your demise...*
*KEKEKEKEKEKEKE*
How now, what is this?
A feathered fool in my foul lair?
Three heads are better when I'm smashing
Them on rocks, to your despair
Delving deep into my depths describes how dimwitted you are, my dears
I spy you, with my little keen eye, and I'll rally up your deepest fears!
I see smogons claims that you are quite exqusite; that's absurd!
When I stare all I see's a dopey, kamekaze bird
Speed's your only saving grave, and while I admit, its quite grand
In the darkness, with my gems, you're in the palm of my hand
Think you're a brave little bird, trying to creep through my cave?
More like a one trick pony that's gonna need to be saved
Cause you're MINE now, Kekeke... Nowhere to hide from me!
Im worse than hypno snatching kids.. And I'm creepier, you'll see
snapping three necks is simple but I'm not ending you yet
The prankster's coming out to play, Kekeke... Starting to sweat?
DAMN STRAIGHT. FEAR ME. IM RIPPING THROUGH ALL YOUR SETS
And in the end Im making money cause I cash in all the bets
Diamonds are a girl's best way to get their asses torn
THIS LOOT IS MINE, try and take just a pearl, but I warn...
I will hunt down your chicken ass, and I'm gonna take my time
Don't mistake my moves are stallin', or you'll life will be the fine!
Cause it's all fun and games until you take away my stones
You'll pay, YOU HEAR? That's the snapping of your bones
What a frail little birdy, you can't even take a hit
My stats might be a little low, but my support is the shit
*YOU CAN'T WIN, KEKEKEKEKEKEKE*
Oh, one last thing dodrio, before I put you in a tomb of rock
I don't care about your supposed "multiple cocks"
You got three, like your heads? Who would want to fuck you, freak?
I only take a bitch to the caves to get her rubies, yeah I sneak
Through her pockets, or just snatch the necklace right away
Cause who needs tits when you've got diamonds, saving for a rainy day?
*kekeke... Had enough little birdy?*
*the darkness shall be your new home...*
*YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOUR FATE, BE ENTOMBED FOREVER*
*KEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEEE*
*Well what do we have here?*
*A little birdy in the dark?*
*Kekeke...*
*Looks like somebody took a wrong turn~*
*let me be your guide... To your demise...*
*KEKEKEKEKEKEKE*
How now, what is this?
A feathered fool in my foul lair?
Three heads are better when I'm smashing
Them on rocks, to your despair
Delving deep into my depths describes how dimwitted you are, my dears
I spy you, with my little keen eye, and I'll rally up your deepest fears!
I see smogons claims that you are quite exqusite; that's absurd!
When I stare all I see's a dopey, kamekaze bird
Speed's your only saving grave, and while I admit, its quite grand
In the darkness, with my gems, you're in the palm of my hand
Think you're a brave little bird, trying to creep through my cave?
More like a one trick pony that's gonna need to be saved
Cause you're MINE now, Kekeke... Nowhere to hide from me!
Im worse than hypno snatching kids.. And I'm creepier, you'll see
snapping three necks is simple but I'm not ending you yet
The prankster's coming out to play, Kekeke... Starting to sweat?
DAMN STRAIGHT. FEAR ME. IM RIPPING THROUGH ALL YOUR SETS
And in the end Im making money cause I cash in all the bets
Diamonds are a girl's best way to get their asses torn
THIS LOOT IS MINE, try and take just a pearl, but I warn...
I will hunt down your chicken ass, and I'm gonna take my time
Don't mistake my moves are stallin', or you'll life will be the fine!
Cause it's all fun and games until you take away my stones
You'll pay, YOU HEAR? That's the snapping of your bones
What a frail little birdy, you can't even take a hit
My stats might be a little low, but my support is the shit
*YOU CAN'T WIN, KEKEKEKEKEKEKE*
Oh, one last thing dodrio, before I put you in a tomb of rock
I don't care about your supposed "multiple cocks"
You got three, like your heads? Who would want to fuck you, freak?
I only take a bitch to the caves to get her rubies, yeah I sneak
Through her pockets, or just snatch the necklace right away
Cause who needs tits when you've got diamonds, saving for a rainy day?
*kekeke... Had enough little birdy?*
*the darkness shall be your new home...*
*YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOUR FATE, BE ENTOMBED FOREVER*
*KEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEEE*
Yeah, it would have been cooler if I could have recorded it. Cheers.
Okay here's mine:
yo im machamp
i am the champ
u cant beat me
caus im the champ (ion)
i got many arm hands
to beat u up
im gona hit u really hard
and ur gona cry it up
my oponent
dident even post
so im not putting any effort in
to this post
c u guys in round 2
probly gona use machamp again (schwee woo!!!!)
i am the champ
u cant beat me
caus im the champ (ion)
i got many arm hands
to beat u up
im gona hit u really hard
and ur gona cry it up
my oponent
dident even post
so im not putting any effort in
to this post
c u guys in round 2
probly gona use machamp again (schwee woo!!!!)
dont quote my post ult
https://soundcloud.com/vioectrolysis/many-arm-hands-vs-afkfernape
my rap ^^^ btw
lyrics (again cos i wanted 2 post again)
https://soundcloud.com/vioectrolysis/many-arm-hands-vs-afkfernape
my rap ^^^ btw
lyrics (again cos i wanted 2 post again)
okay I'm gonna be real honest here
Intro:
Announcer:
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Smogon epic rap battles presents
Water.type,bataaaaatle
Round number one!
Omastar vs...ugh..duck?
wait What?
Can't it even rap? It looks so fuckin slow..
Is this a mistake? ..oh fuckin whatever...
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History
1) Millions ago herd be roaming the earth
2) Terrorizing the plains pimpin the oceans with surf
3) We ain't heavy and sure as hell ain't extinct
4) Kanto was full of prehistoric crap and seaweed shit
5) Canyon grampa is where we hid from the rest of the world
6) hoping things get better and some epic history unfolds
7) but what a shame, millions of years of later evo
8) and the result is a psycho duck with a spiky hairdo?
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1) See the bass blaring from my
surrond Helix speakers
2) Funky spiral rims and spiky manly features
3) cloyster being better? nah man that's OUfail
4) Sharp fangs suck them shellders like the french eats snails
5) Hazard spiker SR im all for support
6) Press dat smash turbo and there be lot's of hurt
7) Shell Armor you can't critic me for sure
8) Choiced or LO? All your moves make me snore
9) Weather stopper lol why the fuck you even standing there?
10) TTar shits himself laughin, Abamsnow does't even care
11) HP Grass Poli and your quack is gone
12) Ninetales might worry but one roar on the switch and weathers on
13) This fossil is neveer evar never ever ever never used
14) Can't laugh about mine RU stands for rare and USED
15) You think my scalds burn hold ona sec
16) Your trainer Misty is next..
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1) Your a fisherman's catch She be fisherman's wife
2) Ten-tecle rape gonna be dreamin about my bite delight
3) Forget she ever chose you
use protect and attract
4) Gonna smash that hard shell boost my speed stat and attack
5) Gonna tickle her and make her real damp
6) Gonna wrap her water gem with my beak call me vamp
7) Constrict and bind gonna blow up her mind
8) Make her fly high up to cloud nine
9) Wring out the pleasure with my Earth fuckin power
10) We get physical over my ability weak armor
11) My def drops 1 but my speed grows faster
11) Mud shotin spike cannon & water gun
12) I'll be doing the swift swim she'll be havin all the fun
13) Gym's closed son the ship has sailed and that ain't no pun
14) Rating me Omastar she be calling me Kama sutura
15) Coincidence? Japanese call me Omusuta
Ouch...
Instrumental: Prehistoric Future
x5 your raps aren't very good imo
but I was very impressed with this
like you had some pretty good lines and were on beat most of the time
good job I would actually vote for this
Thanks man I was going like "damn this one time where I make something good and my opponent isn't there, now I will never know how much progress was made" and then I get a rating :)
Yeah I finally picked a beat with structure, wrote the raps to fit the structure, didn't attempt anything I couldn't take (ultra fast rapping or using sound changers/effects) and had a good time.
Lol@Fis, at least you made it! And Glacier too. Alright I was pretending to be busy with not posting a poll while in reality I wanted people to join but hey round 2 be better, poll in a sec and to those who couldn't make it stay with us and vote..
Yeah I finally picked a beat with structure, wrote the raps to fit the structure, didn't attempt anything I couldn't take (ultra fast rapping or using sound changers/effects) and had a good time.
Lol@Fis, at least you made it! And Glacier too. Alright I was pretending to be busy with not posting a poll while in reality I wanted people to join but hey round 2 be better, poll in a sec and to those who couldn't make it stay with us and vote..