eternal damnation of the mildly sinful

[monkfish]

im not talking if you did a murder or a racism or anything of that nature. but if you didn't help an old lady cross the street, or if you took the last of the cockles for yourself instead of sharing, then what kind of eternal punishments can you expect in the afterlife?
eg:

• you are sleepy and in a nice comfy bed, and its just the right temperature, BUT you hear the sound of a mosquito buzzing near your ear
• you are stuck in traffic and you can see your exit which is totally clear, but there is no way to get there, and you feel a poo coming on
• you are playing a game of pokemon and something unfortunate happens (this one is just to pre-empt the low effort monsposting to which this forum is prone)

 

[grape tylenol]

one of your nostrils is stuffed permanently except it clears briefly every once in a while so you don't get used to it

 

[BestDatrix]

You're forced to win a game of YOMI Hustle but each time you come close to winning, there's an 80% chance your opponent DCs and it doesn't count.

 

[igiveuponaname]

you'll feel a rock in your shoe with no way to get it out

 

[adjectivenoun]

You spend eternity typing out a really long forum post, and the Internet always goes down and erases your work right before you're about to finish it.

 

[Arcticblast]

one of your nostrils is stuffed permanently except it clears briefly every once in a while so you don't get used to it

this is just me every spring

 

[Bog Monster]

this is just me every spring

so what was your sin

 

[kaori]

so what was your sin

Arcticblast knows what he did to the good people of Nantucket on October 17th, 2018. The Nantucket Incident will not be forgotten.

 

[CaffeineBoost]

Arcticblast knows what he did to the good people of Nantucket on October 17th, 2018. The Nantucket Incident will not be forgotten.

There once was a man from Nantucket.


Was.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

An eternity of reaction farming on smogoff

 

[Oglemi]

every traffic light you encounter will be yellow, but the person in front of you will brake for it

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

every traffic light you encounter will be yellow, but the person in front of you will brake for it

what, like the rules of the road mandate?

 

[Oglemi]

what, like the rules of the road mandate?

Exactly, a mildly sinful person is absolutely gunning it for every yellow

 

[Vileman]

Your sneezes will never complete. You will just feel it coming, struggle, and then...nothing

 

[Eledyr]

Eternity of itchy eyes (like when you are tired), no matter how much you scratch them.

 

[BP]

your sliding down a metal slide on a mildly hot summer day forever

 

[Ullar]

your favorite sports team never wins a game. if you change your favorite, they are similarly "cursed", with no clear indicator that you are the common denominator

 

[grape tylenol]

damn can you guys be normal

 

[olivia]

your bedsheets always have a few crumbs in them no matter how often you wash them

 

[Sijih]

you are forever stuck in conversation with an american who does not know how to pronounce the name of the city you live in

 

[cookie]

your nation's football team always makes it to the euro/world cup final but always loses

 

[RainWaiv]

You're forced to main ryougi in any melty blood game

 

[BestDatrix]

Thinking of extreme punishments for mildly sinful people until the end of time

 

[boo836]

You are about to reunite your world-famous band, but you have to play with your talentless douchebag brother

 

[adjectivenoun]

You are about to reunite your world-famous band, but you have to play with your talentless douchebag brother

The Beach Boys.