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[Expert] Lynch Mafia (Game Over, Pastafarians Win)
- Thread starter billymills
- Start date
lynch HD
lynch HD
still not as good as blu-ray
still not as good as blu-ray
lynch HD
Night 3
After a flurry of votes, it seems Askaninjask takes the early lead. Not to be outdone, HD campaigns to be an even better lynch. However he comes up dramatically short.
HD leans over and grasps Askaninjask in his mouth and chews. Not even the greatest karate master of all time could survive such a vicious attack.
Askaninjask was Jackie Chan, allied with the Buzzard Wizards.
LonelyNess, Pidge, Daletterel and imperfectluck all sulk away, disappointed that HD survived. Suddenly a voice booms down from above: "Don't worry guys, I've got this."
A huge meteor appears in the sky, and crashes right into HD.
HD was Even Greater Tyrannosaurus Rex, the unfortunate representative of the Cookies 'n' Cream Alliance god-killed for ignoring the activity rule.
The Netsplit is over, and you're all glad to see the twisted dimensions returned to normal.
Night 3 will end on 6 PM EST Saturday, November 13th, 2010, CE.
Two points of clarification:
Veedrock's vote did not count.
HD was randomised among living users in the Cookies 'n' Cream Alliance who did not vote publically.
After a flurry of votes, it seems Askaninjask takes the early lead. Not to be outdone, HD campaigns to be an even better lynch. However he comes up dramatically short.
HD leans over and grasps Askaninjask in his mouth and chews. Not even the greatest karate master of all time could survive such a vicious attack.
Askaninjask was Jackie Chan, allied with the Buzzard Wizards.
LonelyNess, Pidge, Daletterel and imperfectluck all sulk away, disappointed that HD survived. Suddenly a voice booms down from above: "Don't worry guys, I've got this."
A huge meteor appears in the sky, and crashes right into HD.
HD was Even Greater Tyrannosaurus Rex, the unfortunate representative of the Cookies 'n' Cream Alliance god-killed for ignoring the activity rule.
The Netsplit is over, and you're all glad to see the twisted dimensions returned to normal.
Night 3 will end on 6 PM EST Saturday, November 13th, 2010, CE.
Two points of clarification:
Veedrock's vote did not count.
HD was randomised among living users in the Cookies 'n' Cream Alliance who did not vote publically.
come, jaden pinkett smith, i will teach you karate
come on you idle fucks.
only 9 hours to update.
Also if I feel you aren't being active enough I will sub you out at the end of this night.
only 9 hours to update.
Also if I feel you aren't being active enough I will sub you out at the end of this night.
Rule clarification for those who are confused:
Pretend Earthworm, Gmax, Cmax, billymills and Forte are all on the same team.
If Gmax, Cmax and billymills send in "Night x - Killing USER1." AND Forte and Earthworm send in "Night x - Destroying USER2." Then their team will not be successful in any kills.
Similarly, if Gmax and Cmax send in both "Night x - Killing USER1." AND "Night x - Destroying USER2." It doesn't matter what the rest of the team sends in because Gmax and Cmax would prevent the team from killing that night.
However, a single person may send in as many buzzwords as he or she wishes without disrupting the team's kill.
The general rule is: if two (or more) sets of two or more people from the same team send in a Buzzword PM, their team will be unsuccessful in killing that night. (UncleSam thought this ought to be clarified)
Pretend Earthworm, Gmax, Cmax, billymills and Forte are all on the same team.
If Gmax, Cmax and billymills send in "Night x - Killing USER1." AND Forte and Earthworm send in "Night x - Destroying USER2." Then their team will not be successful in any kills.
Similarly, if Gmax and Cmax send in both "Night x - Killing USER1." AND "Night x - Destroying USER2." It doesn't matter what the rest of the team sends in because Gmax and Cmax would prevent the team from killing that night.
However, a single person may send in as many buzzwords as he or she wishes without disrupting the team's kill.
The general rule is: if two (or more) sets of two or more people from the same team send in a Buzzword PM, their team will be unsuccessful in killing that night. (UncleSam thought this ought to be clarified)
I've been requested an extension by a few parties, so Night 3 will end at 6 PM EST November 13, 2010. An extension of 16 hours.
However, 24 hour deadlines will remain standard.
However, 24 hour deadlines will remain standard.
Calling the Deadline right now. billymills currently isn't around and has instructed me to post partial results (tonight's casualties) but a few of you guys sent in some changes at the last minute, so I want to make sure everything is correct. Check this post again in a little bit!
After a long night, Mekkah the Stormtrooper was found dead. He was a true Pastafarian, through and through.
Now of course these two measly sentences do not do his death justice. Expect a more detailed account when billy returns!
Also, reminding you all that the day has not started until billymills returns.
After a long night, Mekkah the Stormtrooper was found dead. He was a true Pastafarian, through and through.
Now of course these two measly sentences do not do his death justice. Expect a more detailed account when billy returns!
Also, reminding you all that the day has not started until billymills returns.
A long time ago in a galaxy far away, Mekkah was working the night shift for the galactic empire: writing private messages of various types.
Aww, isn't that guy so cute ~__~ said his superior, observing him from above.
<Incompetent> HEY BOSS.
<Incompetent> HEY BOSS
<Incompetent> LOOK AT THIS:
<Incompetent> I can juggle strawberries!
<Darth Moe> Sure whatever, you're not as cute as that little worker over there ~__~.
<Incompetent> BUT I CAN JUGGLE
<Mekkah> Juggling is easy when you can use the force. Working is hard.
<Darth Moe> The force is just a buzzword for buzzword, stupid Worker.
<Mekkah> What? That doesn't even make sense.
<Darth Moe> lol
<Darth Moe> Don't question me.
Darth Moe then uses the Buzzword to prevent Mekkah from closing his mouth while Incompetent throws strawberries in. Mekkah soon suffocates to death.
Mekkah was a stormtrooper allied with the Pastafarians.
(Sorry if this is a little disjointed, how the fuck do you kill a man with 'buzzword.')
Also, you hear that it is once again a bad idea to lynch imperfectluck. Getting tiring isn't it?
Day 3 will end at exactly 5 PM EST Monday November 15th 2010. This is an extended deadline but I think it'd be unfair to set a 16 hour deadline.
Aww, isn't that guy so cute ~__~ said his superior, observing him from above.
<Incompetent> HEY BOSS.
<Incompetent> HEY BOSS
<Incompetent> LOOK AT THIS:
<Incompetent> I can juggle strawberries!
<Darth Moe> Sure whatever, you're not as cute as that little worker over there ~__~.
<Incompetent> BUT I CAN JUGGLE
<Mekkah> Juggling is easy when you can use the force. Working is hard.
<Darth Moe> The force is just a buzzword for buzzword, stupid Worker.
<Mekkah> What? That doesn't even make sense.
<Darth Moe> lol
<Darth Moe> Don't question me.
Darth Moe then uses the Buzzword to prevent Mekkah from closing his mouth while Incompetent throws strawberries in. Mekkah soon suffocates to death.
Mekkah was a stormtrooper allied with the Pastafarians.
(Sorry if this is a little disjointed, how the fuck do you kill a man with 'buzzword.')
Also, you hear that it is once again a bad idea to lynch imperfectluck. Getting tiring isn't it?
Day 3 will end at exactly 5 PM EST Monday November 15th 2010. This is an extended deadline but I think it'd be unfair to set a 16 hour deadline.
