Freudian issue

[Bonnett]

How old are you? If you're a teenager who is obsessed with getting laid I'm not surprised you're worried about your penis if you 'know' that it's smaller than average (there's no such thing as an average in such a varied species as Humans anyway).

I have an important job and a stable relationship so I dream about stuff going wrong at work.

You generally dream about what you worry most about.

Any questions?

 

[NatGeo]

Am I the only person who remembered that sex is right there with sustenance in the subconscious's basic needs?

It may just be your subconscious being a dick to you

 

[MrIndigo]

How old are you? If you're a teenager who is obsessed with getting laid I'm not surprised you're worried about your penis if you 'know' that it's smaller than average (there's no such thing as an average in such a varied species as Humans anyway).

I have an important job and a stable relationship so I dream about stuff going wrong at work.

You generally dream about what you worry most about.

Any questions?

50% of the population are below average penis size. There's always an average.

 

[cookie]

get a flashy car

 

[Staraptor Call]

It may just be your subconscious being a dick to you

This. I don't watch porn, I don't obsess over sex, and I don't think very much about the size of my wang.

 

[Zacchaeus]

Have you considered that maybe you're just giving too much thought to a slight pattern among random occurrences? I mean, I've had plenty of dreams where I fall to my death but I'm not afraid of heights

 

[Snkz]