Gen 9 Introduces: Ultra Abilities

[Ginger Princess]

We all know Pokemon is running out of gimmicks to include in their new Gens. Gen 6 had megas, gen 7 had z moves, gen 8 had megas+z moves. We all know the only mechanic left to fuck around with is Abilities. That is why we are pre-emptively throwing around ideas for Gamefreak's new gimmick, Ultra Abilities, vamped abilities that can be given to any one mon on a team. Just hold this Ultra Shroom on your Pokemon to unlock the hidden potential of your Pokemon's abilities.

Here are some of the good one we've come up with so far:

"Run Away now lets your escape trainer battles, causing a draw"
"Not only will Arena Trap prevent switching, it also deals residual damage every turn"
"Shadow Tag, every time someone leaves through shed shell/u turn/ghost typing, they take a ghost-type pursuit"
"Sturdy lets you live at 1 hp regardless of if you're at full or not"
"Honey Gather summons an ally to the battle, creating a 2 on 1 situation"
"Illuminate drops the accuracy of all attacks against the user"
"Regenerator now heals 1/3 HP every turn"
"Lightning Rod draws attacks even when the mon is withdrawn"

Would love to hear any suggestions y'all might have for this completely balanced and fair game mechanic.

 

[Murm]

Free Own Tempo just changing the BPM of the background music every 2 seconds

 

[Ginger Princess]

Anger Point will work like Gen 4 Chatot, you just shout at the mic till your Pokemon is pissed, then it gets the boosts, regardless of whose turn it is

 

[Murm]

Primal-Groudon's ability just kills Water Types if they are on the field at all, same with Primal-Kyogres but with Fires

 

[Foxxeyy]

Aerilate and all the -ates make everything that type. Every pokemon, every move, EVERYTHING becomes that type.

 

[OMNIWEEB]

Trace lets you copy the entirety of your opponent's party.
Download gives you an anti-piracy screen and your Nintendo account gets insta-banned.

 

[Ginger Princess]

Magnet Pull bricks the opponents Switch

 

[OMNIWEEB]

Bad Dreams actually gives you nightmares in real life.

 

[Ginger Princess]

Insomnia doesn't let the Pokemon rest in any way. They can't faint, they can't heal, they exist in a purgatory limbo. Not even blinking is okay. They must constantly keep fighting until their body breaks apart and they cannot physically move

 

[Blazade]

Download gives you a text file with their entire team on it

 

[Ginger Princess]

Forewarn tells you which moves your opponent is using

 

[OMNIWEEB]

As One combines your whole party into one.

Imposter makes you amogus sus.

 

[Foxxeyy]

Sturdy means that you cannot die, you live on 1hp forever. Your Pokemon and you irl

 

[OMNIWEEB]

Merciless makes any next moves OHKO after mon gets poisoned...

 

[Foxxeyy]

Battery causes you device to be fully charged but turned the brightness so high you can't read what's on the screen

Honey gather periodically covers the opponents screen in honey

 

[SwordIsBored]

Levitate lets you fly over any move in the game, has the same affect as doing the first part of the move fly, except its permanent.

 

[az]

Pressure gives your opponent IBS

 

[SwordIsBored]

Unnerve permanently changes your real life eating habits and prevents you from eating berries.

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Stamina gives you an omniboost, +1 accuracy, and +1 evasion upon taking damage from a move

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

dancer: you do the epic whip and nae nae dance

 

[cookie]

aftermath kills your opponent's parents if you faint it

 

[faint]

forewarn asks u if you're sure u want to post this in smogoff when orange island exists

 

[Adeleine]

Soundproof makes everyone relay commands in sign language
Analytic starts a phone call with Nate Silver
Schooling changes the game to Jeopardy
Cursed Body transforms all Pokemon into Dracovish

 

[BP]

Thick Fat: The pokemon is actually just ur mom

 

[zxgzxg]

Download: On switch in, downloads malware onto your Nintendo Switch. Lol!