All I know that is I Ctrl + F’d ‘Haze’ on the max stats database and the only mon who I found was a level 50 Koffing, which you obviously would only see in the first few rounds.That haze tip that helps a lot actually. Interesting as my boosting teams have always been scared of Weezing but perhaps it isn't as bad as I thought. It really is those 30s-40s that are full of the more infuriating hax anyways.
I saw someone above floating the idea of a crit-fisher. Can you Baton Pass Lansat boost/focus energy? Opens up the ultimate "Believe in the Heart of the Cards" Meme Team of Cripple -> Boost & Crit passer -> Paraflinch Dunsparce w/ Leftovers or even a Scope Lens. I highly doubt it could get anywhere near 70 but it would be fun to try and outhax the AI. If only Lucky Punch worked on Blissey too...
Unfortunately I'm in San Francisco so no dice on that Zangoose.
You can pass the focus energy boost, I imagine you can pass Lansat as well. I don’t think that would be the best strategy for it though. I’m thinking either Choice Trick on turn 1 or torment looping and boosting on the free turns, then passing to Cradily