k so Knock Off Pinsir + Mag is huge atm, so much so that *honorable gentlefolk* want a *fornicating* trapping suspect test because it p much turns Skarm n Ferro into a liability to have on stall teams
a lot of folks get really *grumbled* when this statement is uttered but if Mag + Knock off Pinsir is too much for your Skarmory to handle, there is a solution to that: don't use Skarmory
There be a perfectly viable mon out there that, despite different typing, functions very similarly to Skarmory BUT gives 0 *frickle-frackles* about Magnezone and doesn't give two-and-a-half *defecations* about Mega Pinsir either:
srsly stop *expressing such utter dissatisfaction about the state of* muh skarm
just use hippo
sr + eq + rock slide + slack off = no *carnal activities* given
also hippo, unlike skarm, can actually severely dent gothitelle, nd if you want a diff moveset you've got room for whirlwind or toxic that does just dandy against wobb.
so yeah *coitus* skarm hippo 4 prez
*apparently my manner of speech was too crude for the likings of my superiors so I have replaced all the naughty-naughty words with some more family-friendly terminology
a lot of folks get really *grumbled* when this statement is uttered but if Mag + Knock off Pinsir is too much for your Skarmory to handle, there is a solution to that: don't use Skarmory
There be a perfectly viable mon out there that, despite different typing, functions very similarly to Skarmory BUT gives 0 *frickle-frackles* about Magnezone and doesn't give two-and-a-half *defecations* about Mega Pinsir either:
srsly stop *expressing such utter dissatisfaction about the state of* muh skarm
just use hippo
sr + eq + rock slide + slack off = no *carnal activities* given
also hippo, unlike skarm, can actually severely dent gothitelle, nd if you want a diff moveset you've got room for whirlwind or toxic that does just dandy against wobb.
so yeah *coitus* skarm hippo 4 prez
*apparently my manner of speech was too crude for the likings of my superiors so I have replaced all the naughty-naughty words with some more family-friendly terminology










