Ok, so a little background. I've been gone for about 4 month, and decided to come back to Smogon, where I found an unfamiliar place with the changes that Platinum brought and the banning of Garchomp and Deoxys-E. In an attempt to familiarize myself with the metagame again, I decided to basically slap together a team, and relearn shit the hard way. Turns out, the team was actually kinda good, that I even posted an RMT of it. So anyway, I've had about 20 battles before this one, and I had been doing alright up to this.
My Super Random Slapped Together Team
sandsword's team of Rediculously Annoying-ness-ly
r2 test's moves will look like this.
sandsword's moves will look like this.
other text will look like this.
Leftovers will be removed.
Nicknames will be removed.
Sandstorm/hail damage will be removed.
Scores will be shown after each KO.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
r2 test sent out Smeargle (lvl 100 Smeargle ?).
sandsword sent out Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
---
This is a good match up for me, provided that he doesn't have Lum Berry. Stealth Rock is not kind to my team, so I will try to avoid it at all costs.
Smeargle used Spore.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong is fast asleep!
---
Alright, cool. No Lum Berry, which means I can bring out my wall breaker.
Bronzong-100%
Smeargle-100%
r2 test switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Bronzong's attack!
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
---
[sarcasm]Yay! I just love one turn sleep!/[sarcasm] Well, now I'm a bit fucked as I tend to switch a lot and 2 of my heavy hitters are SR weak. I go with Fire Blast, as it's early game and I don't want to overpredict.
Bronzong-100%
Salamence-100%
sandsword switched in Electivire (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
Salamence used Fire Blast.
Electivire lost 71% of its health.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
---
Well, I know he's probably going to Ice Punch or HP Ice, So I go to Scizor for a quick kill.
Electivire-29%
Salamence-90%
r2 test switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Pointed stones dug into Scizor.
Scizor lost 12% of its health.
Electivire used Ice Punch.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 22% of its health.
Electivire lost 10% of its health.
---
Looking back, I probably could've gone to Heatran, but I was afraid of him predicting and EQ me. Time to Bullet Punch!
Electivire-19%
Scizor-66%
sandsword switched in Charizard (lvl 100 Charizard ?).
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Charizard lost 31% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
---
...Or not. For some reason here I thought he was a Belly Zard and decided to Brick Break for the KO in case he Belly Drummed. Seems good, right?
Charizard-69%
Scizor-55%
Charizard used Overheat.
It's super effective!
Scizor lost 55% of its health.
r2 test's Scizor fainted.
(5-6)
Charizard's special attack was harshly lowered.
---
Not... This is where I fuck up. I assumed that his Charizard was a Belly Drummer so early in the game without even seeing any of his moves, and it costs me. Not only does he fry my Scizor into a tasty bug snack on a stick, I now lose my priority user meaning I can't beat stuff like Azelf if he has them. No Life Orb damage for him, so I assume it's either Scarf'ed or Specs'ed as I figure nobody is stupid enough to run Wise Glasses.
Charizard-69%
Scizor-Fainted.
r2 test switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
r2 test switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Charizard's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
sandsword switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
---
I switch in Heatran to bait a switch, and he switches in...Bronzong? No matter, my Mixmence is ready to roast the ugly cousin of the Liberty Bell.
Bronzong-100%
Heatran-88%
Salamence-65%
Salamence used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Bronzong lost 36% of its health.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Salamence fell asleep!
---
Damn, I probably should've done calcs, but being the lazy bum I am, I pay the price now that my Mence is practically useless.
Bronzong-64%
Salamence-55%
r2 test switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
sandsword switched in Electivire (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
---
We both switch here, and I am in a good position, as I'm Scarfed. I Fire Blast, in case he tries to go a flier.
Electivire-19%
Heatran-75%
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Electivire lost 20% of its health.
sandsword's Electivire fainted.
(5-5)
---
Well, the score is now evened up. I wonder what he'll bring in?
sandsword switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Heatran's attack!
r2 test switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Salamence's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Salamence used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Salamence...
---
He brings in a Salamence, and I switch to dodge his Earthquake, while losing 25% of my HP to Stealth Rock. I decide to Leave Mence in at this point, as I have no safe switch into his Salamence.
Salamence-100%
Salamence-30%
Salamence is fast asleep!
Salamence used Dragon Claw.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 31% of its health.
r2 test's Salamence fainted.
(4-5)
---
Sacrifice complete. Now I can bring in Heatran in again to revenge kill.
Salamence-100%
Salamence-Fainted
r2 test switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
Salamence lost 36% of its health.
Salamence used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 63% of its health.
r2 test's Heatran fainted.
(3-5)
---
Ok, so a break down of what happened. I overpredict and kick myself in the ass and Fire Blast, thinking he is switching, while my opponent sees through me and Earthquakes my fire frog to froggy hell. Time for Smeargle to remake his appearance and sleep someone.
Salamence-64%
Heatran-Fainted
r2 test switched in Smeargle (lvl 100 Smeargle ?).
Pointed stones dug into Smeargle.
Smeargle lost 12% of its health.
Smeargle used Spore.
Salamence fell asleep!
Salamence is fast asleep!
---
At least his Mence is asleep now, and can't do anything else for the moment. But I have to switch too, as I'm locked into Spore. I use the free switch to bring in my other heavy hitter, CB Gyara(who is really underrated)
Salamence-64%
Smeargle-88%
r2 test switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Salamence's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Salamence is fast asleep!
---
I could Ice Fang here, but sandsword probably knows that as well. So I try to be sneaky and Waterfall his switch in.
Salamence-64%
Gyarados-75%
sandsword switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
Starmie lost 44% of its health.
---
In comes Starmie, to scare my fish dragon thing away, but not before taking a hefty chunk from Waterfall. I know he's going to Thunderbolt, so I decide to bring in Smeargle for one final time.
Starmie-62%
Gyarados-75%
r2 test switched in Smeargle (lvl 100 Smeargle ?).
Pointed stones dug into Smeargle.
Smeargle lost 12% of its health.
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Smeargle lost 62% of its health.
---
Smeargle survives SR and a Thunderbolt, and charges for one final blow...
Starmie-68%
Smeargle-26%
Smeargle used Explosion.
Starmie lost 68% of its health.
sandsword's Starmie fainted.
(3-4)
r2 test's Smeargle fainted.
(2-4)
---
EXPLOSION MOTHERFUCKER! erm... Sorry for that outburst. Nobody expects Explosion from Smeargle, but a 750 BP move coming from 139 attack is actually stronger than people think.
Starmie-Fainted
Smeargle-Fainted
r2 test switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
sandsword switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Umbreon's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Umbreon lost 49% of its health.
Umbreon used Toxic.
Gyarados was badly poisoned!
Gyarados is hurt by poison!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
---
Gyarados gets poisoned, but I don't care about that at this point. I need to weaken his team as much as possible for Jirachi.
Umbreon-57%
Gyarados-44%
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Umbreon lost 54% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
Gyarados is hurt by poison!
Gyarados lost 12% of its health.
---
Unfortunately Umbreon lives by 3%, and at this point Gyara is pretty much dead.
Umbreon-9%
Gyarados-32%
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Umbreon protected itself!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
Gyarados is hurt by poison!
Gyarados lost 18% of its health.
---
I attack in vain while he recovers his health.
Umbreon-65%
Gyarados-14%
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Umbreon lost 53% of its health.
Umbreon used Payback.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
r2 test's Gyarados fainted.
(1-4)
---
Gyarados dies a slow death as it gets in one final blow. I believe in you Jirachi!
Umbreon-18%
Gyarados-Fainted
r2 test switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
He wishes while I get up a Sub looking to set up and turn around this deficeit.
Umbreon-18%
Jirachi-75%
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Payback does not break my Sub as I happily CM up.
Umbreon-75%
Jirachi-81% +1
sandsword switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
---
I figure I have at least one turn to get another CM up.
Salamence-88%
Jirachi-87% +2
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Salamence lost 52% of its health.
Salamence is fast asleep!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Salamence lost 42% of its health.
sandsword's Salamence fainted.
(1-3)
---
Lefties recover me to full health, while his Salamence goes down.
Salamence-Fainted
Jirachi-100% +2
sandsword switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
Jirachi's substitute faded!
---
I CM up, and Bronzong breaks my Sub.
Bronzong-67%
Jirachi-100% +3
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 46% of its health.
Bronzong is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Bronzong used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 36% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 37% of its health.
sandsword's Bronzong fainted.
(1-2)
---
I take some damage from Earthquake, while bring down the ugly metal toilet seat.
Bronzong-Fainted
Jirachi-76% +3
sandsword switched in Charizard (lvl 100 Charizard ?).
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Charizard lost 69% of its health.
sandsword's Charizard fainted.
(1-1)
---
Somehow Jirachi went first, mine only runs 280 speed, and struck Charizard out of the sky. The score is now even, and only Umbreon stands in my way of victory.
Charizard-Fainted
Jirachi-82%
These next turns involve me Calm Minding up, Thunderbolting Umbreon for about 40%, only to have it Wish the damage off. I get lucky and Paralyze him, paralyzing me as well(Synchronize). However, he does not get paralyzed while I do every several turns. While my offense is stalled, Thunderbolt's PP is being slowly used up.
sandsword switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
---
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
Jirachi's substitute faded!
---
Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 40% of its health.
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
Jirachi's substitute faded!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 42% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 46% of its health.
Umbreon is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jirachi is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon used Payback.
Jirachi lost 21% of its health.
---
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 44% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Umbreon used Payback.
Jirachi lost 21% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 54% of its health.
Umbreon used Payback.
Jirachi lost 19% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 51% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon protected itself!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 57% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 54% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon protected itself!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 60% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 52% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 52% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon protected itself!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 52% of its health.
Umbreon used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Jirachi...
---
He uses Toxic here, and I wonder if Wish is out of PP? If so, my luck has just greatly turned as I only have about 6-8 Thunderbolts left at this point.
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Apparently he was just conserving PP, something that I should be doing as well.
More Stall Below
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 40% of its health.
---
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 59% of its health.
Umbreon used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Jirachi...
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon protected itself!
---
Ok, so at this point he is at about 54%, right in the KO range of Jirachi. I press the Thunderbolt button, hoping that the Hax Gods are with me.
Umbreon used Protect.
But it failed!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
---
But I guess they hate my life, as I get paralyzed and waste a chance to end the game.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 57% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 51% of its health.
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
---
I only have one Thunderbolt left at this point, so if I don't win soon, it'll turn into a major stall war, something that I'm not willing to do. Umbreon at this point is very low on health, and for once hax goes my way as he gets paralyzed as he tries to Wish. Umbreon is a sitting duck for Jirachi.
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack won't go higher!
Jirachi's special defence won't go higher!
---
I Calm Mind to save my last Thunderbolt, and he Protects thinking I will attack. Finally, the game has turned.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 26% of its health.
sandsword's Umbreon fainted.
(1-0)
r2 test wins!
r2 test: wow
r2 test: epic
sandsword: gg
r2 test: gg
sandsword has left the room.
Great game, sandsword!
Props:
-JIRACHI, FOR SAVING MY SORRY BEHIND FROM A 4-1 DEFECEIT!
-Smeargle, for sleeping things and Exploshun
-Paralysis hax
-Warmachine, for saving me a lot of work
Slops:
-Losing Scizor because of my incompetent play
-Mispredicting with Heatran
-Paralysis hax
-Me for letting SR get on the field
So, enjoy.
My Super Random Slapped Together Team
sandsword's team of Rediculously Annoying-ness-ly
r2 test's moves will look like this.
sandsword's moves will look like this.
other text will look like this.
Leftovers will be removed.
Nicknames will be removed.
Sandstorm/hail damage will be removed.
Scores will be shown after each KO.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
r2 test sent out Smeargle (lvl 100 Smeargle ?).
sandsword sent out Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
---
This is a good match up for me, provided that he doesn't have Lum Berry. Stealth Rock is not kind to my team, so I will try to avoid it at all costs.
Smeargle used Spore.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong is fast asleep!
---
Alright, cool. No Lum Berry, which means I can bring out my wall breaker.
Bronzong-100%
Smeargle-100%
r2 test switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Bronzong's attack!
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
---
[sarcasm]Yay! I just love one turn sleep!/[sarcasm] Well, now I'm a bit fucked as I tend to switch a lot and 2 of my heavy hitters are SR weak. I go with Fire Blast, as it's early game and I don't want to overpredict.
Bronzong-100%
Salamence-100%
sandsword switched in Electivire (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
Salamence used Fire Blast.
Electivire lost 71% of its health.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
---
Well, I know he's probably going to Ice Punch or HP Ice, So I go to Scizor for a quick kill.
Electivire-29%
Salamence-90%
r2 test switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Pointed stones dug into Scizor.
Scizor lost 12% of its health.
Electivire used Ice Punch.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 22% of its health.
Electivire lost 10% of its health.
---
Looking back, I probably could've gone to Heatran, but I was afraid of him predicting and EQ me. Time to Bullet Punch!
Electivire-19%
Scizor-66%
sandsword switched in Charizard (lvl 100 Charizard ?).
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Charizard lost 31% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
---
...Or not. For some reason here I thought he was a Belly Zard and decided to Brick Break for the KO in case he Belly Drummed. Seems good, right?
Charizard-69%
Scizor-55%
Charizard used Overheat.
It's super effective!
Scizor lost 55% of its health.
r2 test's Scizor fainted.
(5-6)
Charizard's special attack was harshly lowered.
---
Not... This is where I fuck up. I assumed that his Charizard was a Belly Drummer so early in the game without even seeing any of his moves, and it costs me. Not only does he fry my Scizor into a tasty bug snack on a stick, I now lose my priority user meaning I can't beat stuff like Azelf if he has them. No Life Orb damage for him, so I assume it's either Scarf'ed or Specs'ed as I figure nobody is stupid enough to run Wise Glasses.
Charizard-69%
Scizor-Fainted.
r2 test switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
r2 test switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Charizard's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
sandsword switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
---
I switch in Heatran to bait a switch, and he switches in...Bronzong? No matter, my Mixmence is ready to roast the ugly cousin of the Liberty Bell.
Bronzong-100%
Heatran-88%
Salamence-65%
Salamence used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Bronzong lost 36% of its health.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Salamence fell asleep!
---
Damn, I probably should've done calcs, but being the lazy bum I am, I pay the price now that my Mence is practically useless.
Bronzong-64%
Salamence-55%
r2 test switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
sandsword switched in Electivire (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
---
We both switch here, and I am in a good position, as I'm Scarfed. I Fire Blast, in case he tries to go a flier.
Electivire-19%
Heatran-75%
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Electivire lost 20% of its health.
sandsword's Electivire fainted.
(5-5)
---
Well, the score is now evened up. I wonder what he'll bring in?
sandsword switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Heatran's attack!
r2 test switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Salamence's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Salamence used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Salamence...
---
He brings in a Salamence, and I switch to dodge his Earthquake, while losing 25% of my HP to Stealth Rock. I decide to Leave Mence in at this point, as I have no safe switch into his Salamence.
Salamence-100%
Salamence-30%
Salamence is fast asleep!
Salamence used Dragon Claw.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 31% of its health.
r2 test's Salamence fainted.
(4-5)
---
Sacrifice complete. Now I can bring in Heatran in again to revenge kill.
Salamence-100%
Salamence-Fainted
r2 test switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
Salamence lost 36% of its health.
Salamence used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 63% of its health.
r2 test's Heatran fainted.
(3-5)
---
Ok, so a break down of what happened. I overpredict and kick myself in the ass and Fire Blast, thinking he is switching, while my opponent sees through me and Earthquakes my fire frog to froggy hell. Time for Smeargle to remake his appearance and sleep someone.
Salamence-64%
Heatran-Fainted
r2 test switched in Smeargle (lvl 100 Smeargle ?).
Pointed stones dug into Smeargle.
Smeargle lost 12% of its health.
Smeargle used Spore.
Salamence fell asleep!
Salamence is fast asleep!
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At least his Mence is asleep now, and can't do anything else for the moment. But I have to switch too, as I'm locked into Spore. I use the free switch to bring in my other heavy hitter, CB Gyara(who is really underrated)
Salamence-64%
Smeargle-88%
r2 test switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Salamence's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Salamence is fast asleep!
---
I could Ice Fang here, but sandsword probably knows that as well. So I try to be sneaky and Waterfall his switch in.
Salamence-64%
Gyarados-75%
sandsword switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
Starmie lost 44% of its health.
---
In comes Starmie, to scare my fish dragon thing away, but not before taking a hefty chunk from Waterfall. I know he's going to Thunderbolt, so I decide to bring in Smeargle for one final time.
Starmie-62%
Gyarados-75%
r2 test switched in Smeargle (lvl 100 Smeargle ?).
Pointed stones dug into Smeargle.
Smeargle lost 12% of its health.
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Smeargle lost 62% of its health.
---
Smeargle survives SR and a Thunderbolt, and charges for one final blow...
Starmie-68%
Smeargle-26%
Smeargle used Explosion.
Starmie lost 68% of its health.
sandsword's Starmie fainted.
(3-4)
r2 test's Smeargle fainted.
(2-4)
---
EXPLOSION MOTHERFUCKER! erm... Sorry for that outburst. Nobody expects Explosion from Smeargle, but a 750 BP move coming from 139 attack is actually stronger than people think.
Starmie-Fainted
Smeargle-Fainted
r2 test switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
sandsword switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Umbreon's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Umbreon lost 49% of its health.
Umbreon used Toxic.
Gyarados was badly poisoned!
Gyarados is hurt by poison!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
---
Gyarados gets poisoned, but I don't care about that at this point. I need to weaken his team as much as possible for Jirachi.
Umbreon-57%
Gyarados-44%
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Umbreon lost 54% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
Gyarados is hurt by poison!
Gyarados lost 12% of its health.
---
Unfortunately Umbreon lives by 3%, and at this point Gyara is pretty much dead.
Umbreon-9%
Gyarados-32%
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Umbreon protected itself!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
Gyarados is hurt by poison!
Gyarados lost 18% of its health.
---
I attack in vain while he recovers his health.
Umbreon-65%
Gyarados-14%
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Umbreon lost 53% of its health.
Umbreon used Payback.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
r2 test's Gyarados fainted.
(1-4)
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Gyarados dies a slow death as it gets in one final blow. I believe in you Jirachi!
Umbreon-18%
Gyarados-Fainted
r2 test switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
He wishes while I get up a Sub looking to set up and turn around this deficeit.
Umbreon-18%
Jirachi-75%
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Payback does not break my Sub as I happily CM up.
Umbreon-75%
Jirachi-81% +1
sandsword switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
---
I figure I have at least one turn to get another CM up.
Salamence-88%
Jirachi-87% +2
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Salamence lost 52% of its health.
Salamence is fast asleep!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Salamence lost 42% of its health.
sandsword's Salamence fainted.
(1-3)
---
Lefties recover me to full health, while his Salamence goes down.
Salamence-Fainted
Jirachi-100% +2
sandsword switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
Jirachi's substitute faded!
---
I CM up, and Bronzong breaks my Sub.
Bronzong-67%
Jirachi-100% +3
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 46% of its health.
Bronzong is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Bronzong used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 36% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 37% of its health.
sandsword's Bronzong fainted.
(1-2)
---
I take some damage from Earthquake, while bring down the ugly metal toilet seat.
Bronzong-Fainted
Jirachi-76% +3
sandsword switched in Charizard (lvl 100 Charizard ?).
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Charizard lost 69% of its health.
sandsword's Charizard fainted.
(1-1)
---
Somehow Jirachi went first, mine only runs 280 speed, and struck Charizard out of the sky. The score is now even, and only Umbreon stands in my way of victory.
Charizard-Fainted
Jirachi-82%
These next turns involve me Calm Minding up, Thunderbolting Umbreon for about 40%, only to have it Wish the damage off. I get lucky and Paralyze him, paralyzing me as well(Synchronize). However, he does not get paralyzed while I do every several turns. While my offense is stalled, Thunderbolt's PP is being slowly used up.
sandsword switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
---
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
Jirachi's substitute faded!
---
Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 40% of its health.
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
Jirachi's substitute faded!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 42% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 46% of its health.
Umbreon is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jirachi is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon used Payback.
Jirachi lost 21% of its health.
---
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 44% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Umbreon used Payback.
Jirachi lost 21% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 54% of its health.
Umbreon used Payback.
Jirachi lost 19% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 51% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon protected itself!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 57% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 54% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon protected itself!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 60% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 52% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 52% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon protected itself!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Umbreon used Payback.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 52% of its health.
Umbreon used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Jirachi...
---
He uses Toxic here, and I wonder if Wish is out of PP? If so, my luck has just greatly turned as I only have about 6-8 Thunderbolts left at this point.
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Apparently he was just conserving PP, something that I should be doing as well.
More Stall Below
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 40% of its health.
---
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 59% of its health.
Umbreon used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Jirachi...
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon protected itself!
---
Ok, so at this point he is at about 54%, right in the KO range of Jirachi. I press the Thunderbolt button, hoping that the Hax Gods are with me.
Umbreon used Protect.
But it failed!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
---
But I guess they hate my life, as I get paralyzed and waste a chance to end the game.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 57% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
---
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
---
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 51% of its health.
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
---
I only have one Thunderbolt left at this point, so if I don't win soon, it'll turn into a major stall war, something that I'm not willing to do. Umbreon at this point is very low on health, and for once hax goes my way as he gets paralyzed as he tries to Wish. Umbreon is a sitting duck for Jirachi.
Umbreon used Protect.
Umbreon protected itself!
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack won't go higher!
Jirachi's special defence won't go higher!
---
I Calm Mind to save my last Thunderbolt, and he Protects thinking I will attack. Finally, the game has turned.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Umbreon lost 26% of its health.
sandsword's Umbreon fainted.
(1-0)
r2 test wins!
r2 test: wow
r2 test: epic
sandsword: gg
r2 test: gg
sandsword has left the room.
Great game, sandsword!
Props:
-JIRACHI, FOR SAVING MY SORRY BEHIND FROM A 4-1 DEFECEIT!
-Smeargle, for sleeping things and Exploshun
-Paralysis hax
-Warmachine, for saving me a lot of work
Slops:
-Losing Scizor because of my incompetent play
-Mispredicting with Heatran
-Paralysis hax
-Me for letting SR get on the field
So, enjoy.
