After lurking in the Ubers Metagame forum for awhile and reading several warstories, I decided to get in on the fun. Everyone was talking about how dead the ladder was, and I decided I’d do my part. So, with my considerable OU experience under my belt, I jumped into the Ubers metagame.
Team at a Glance:
Obviously, it's an offensive team. Deoxys sets up entry hazards, and I attempt a sweep with Groudon. Rayquaza breaks down stall and generally annoying defensive cores, while Kyogre just hits REALLY hard. Darkrai is for revenge killing. Parasect forces some switches for residual damage and makes Groudon's sweep much easier by paralyzing and sleeping potential counters. In playtesting it's worked rather well, but the dead ladder has prevented this to some extent. So, any comments are welcome!
Deoxys-S w/ Lum Berry
Pressure
Jolly
252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 HP
Stealth Rock
Spikes
Taunt
Superpower
Basic Deoxys lead. Set up hazards, prevent others from setting up hazards, and throw around Superpowers at Darkrai leads or Steel types that switch in. The Lum Berry allows it to take Dark Void without a problem. It really serves no purpose after getting up as many hazards as possible, but it still really helps my team, dishing out the entry damage as I force switches with the rest of my team. Speaking of which, forcing a lot of switches is…
Latias w/ Soul Dew
Levitate
Timid
112 HP, 204 SpA, 192 Spe
-Calm Mind
-Dragon Pulse
-Thunder
-Recover
Groudon w/ Life Orb
Drought
Adamant
112 HP, 252 Atk, 8 Def, 136 Spd
Rock Polish
Earthquake
Stone Edge
Dragon Claw
Groudon’s my main sweeper, outspeeding many common counters after a Rock Polish boost. At first I’ll switch him in early, and just throw out a Stone Edge or Dragon Claw depending on my scouting of the opponent’s team (I’ve noticed you can tell what they haven’t shown you if you’ve seen a couple of their Pokémon). This catches Lugia, Shaymin-S, Garchomp and generally anything weak to the attack I use. I don’t go for the KO, but it helps to make them thing twice about switching in. It also severely dents Kyogre, ruining Water Spout. With the entry hazards set up by Deoxys, some leads might not be able to switch in again, or be KOd. Shaymin-S is OHKOd by Stone Edge. From there, I can switch to Parasect to take any Water attacks, or Kyogre to sponge an attack and lash out with a boosted Surf. Once set up, Groudon rips through most anything, with powerful STAB Earthquake hitting anything grounded for huge damage, with Stone Edge catching Flying types. Dragon Claw hits the massive amount of Dragons running around for super effective damage, like Giratina.
Kyogre w/ Choice Specs
Drizzle
Timid
252 SA, 252 Spd, 6 HP
Water Spout
Surf
Thunder
Ice Beam
Classic SpecsOgre. Water Spout hits stupidly hard, and Surf as well if I’ve taken too much damage. Thunder hits other Kyogre, and Ice Beam is great to throw out on a predicted switch, as it catches Dragons and Flying types (Two of the most prevalent types in Ubers) for super-effective damage. Kyogre is a great partner when used with Groudon and Parasect, as it effectively counters an opponent’s Groudon counter and allows Parasect to continue doing it’s job with extra rain support. Kyogre also appreciates Rayquaza removing Blissey, although that isn’t much of an issue if I’m throwing around Specs Water Spout in the rain.
Rayquaza w/ Life Orb
Air Lock
Hasty
40 Atk, 252 SA, 216 Spe
Draco Meteor
Fire Blast
Extremespeed
Outrage
Mixquaza does very well on my team, breaking down key defensive cores. Draco Meteor and Fire Blast are stupidly powerful, and Fire Blast has the added bonus of removing Steels that could give Groudon trouble. Extremespeed picks off weakened or faster foes, and Outrage just clears out non-steel Pokémon. I don’t really know how to go into detail on this one, since he just comes out and tears down the walls in my way.
Jirachi w/ Choice Scarf
Serene Grace
Jolly
252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 HP
Iron Head
Ice Punch
Trick
U-Turn
Team at a Glance:






Obviously, it's an offensive team. Deoxys sets up entry hazards, and I attempt a sweep with Groudon. Rayquaza breaks down stall and generally annoying defensive cores, while Kyogre just hits REALLY hard. Darkrai is for revenge killing. Parasect forces some switches for residual damage and makes Groudon's sweep much easier by paralyzing and sleeping potential counters. In playtesting it's worked rather well, but the dead ladder has prevented this to some extent. So, any comments are welcome!

Deoxys-S w/ Lum Berry
Pressure
Jolly
252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 HP
Stealth Rock
Spikes
Taunt
Superpower
Basic Deoxys lead. Set up hazards, prevent others from setting up hazards, and throw around Superpowers at Darkrai leads or Steel types that switch in. The Lum Berry allows it to take Dark Void without a problem. It really serves no purpose after getting up as many hazards as possible, but it still really helps my team, dishing out the entry damage as I force switches with the rest of my team. Speaking of which, forcing a lot of switches is…
Latias w/ Soul Dew
Levitate
Timid
112 HP, 204 SpA, 192 Spe
-Calm Mind
-Dragon Pulse
-Thunder
-Recover

Groudon w/ Life Orb
Drought
Adamant
112 HP, 252 Atk, 8 Def, 136 Spd
Rock Polish
Earthquake
Stone Edge
Dragon Claw
Groudon’s my main sweeper, outspeeding many common counters after a Rock Polish boost. At first I’ll switch him in early, and just throw out a Stone Edge or Dragon Claw depending on my scouting of the opponent’s team (I’ve noticed you can tell what they haven’t shown you if you’ve seen a couple of their Pokémon). This catches Lugia, Shaymin-S, Garchomp and generally anything weak to the attack I use. I don’t go for the KO, but it helps to make them thing twice about switching in. It also severely dents Kyogre, ruining Water Spout. With the entry hazards set up by Deoxys, some leads might not be able to switch in again, or be KOd. Shaymin-S is OHKOd by Stone Edge. From there, I can switch to Parasect to take any Water attacks, or Kyogre to sponge an attack and lash out with a boosted Surf. Once set up, Groudon rips through most anything, with powerful STAB Earthquake hitting anything grounded for huge damage, with Stone Edge catching Flying types. Dragon Claw hits the massive amount of Dragons running around for super effective damage, like Giratina.

Kyogre w/ Choice Specs
Drizzle
Timid
252 SA, 252 Spd, 6 HP
Water Spout
Surf
Thunder
Ice Beam
Classic SpecsOgre. Water Spout hits stupidly hard, and Surf as well if I’ve taken too much damage. Thunder hits other Kyogre, and Ice Beam is great to throw out on a predicted switch, as it catches Dragons and Flying types (Two of the most prevalent types in Ubers) for super-effective damage. Kyogre is a great partner when used with Groudon and Parasect, as it effectively counters an opponent’s Groudon counter and allows Parasect to continue doing it’s job with extra rain support. Kyogre also appreciates Rayquaza removing Blissey, although that isn’t much of an issue if I’m throwing around Specs Water Spout in the rain.

Rayquaza w/ Life Orb
Air Lock
Hasty
40 Atk, 252 SA, 216 Spe
Draco Meteor
Fire Blast
Extremespeed
Outrage
Mixquaza does very well on my team, breaking down key defensive cores. Draco Meteor and Fire Blast are stupidly powerful, and Fire Blast has the added bonus of removing Steels that could give Groudon trouble. Extremespeed picks off weakened or faster foes, and Outrage just clears out non-steel Pokémon. I don’t really know how to go into detail on this one, since he just comes out and tears down the walls in my way.
Jirachi w/ Choice Scarf
Serene Grace
Jolly
252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 HP
Iron Head
Ice Punch
Trick
U-Turn