Gunboat Diplomacy Postgame
Hey all! I am glad that we were able to finish this game so quickly!
Now, before we go on to the meat of this postgame analysis (the player rankings), I will reveal the identities of each player:
England: Earthworm
France: LonelyNess
Austria: Amelia
Russia: Gmax
Turkey: Aura Guardian
Germany: Outlaw -> askaninjask
Italy: billymills -> CN
I am not going to bother summarizing what happened in the game. The player rankings should pretty much state everything you need to know.
Player Rankings:
7 - Russia (Gmax)
This was a tough choice between you and billymills, and sorry to say this, but your play, especially your opening was, well, terrible. You opened to Rumania, which is a good idea if you agreed to a juggernaut alliance with Turkey beforehand (which is what you wanted to do), but since this was a gunboat game, especially taking into account how often Turkey attacks Russia, I would never, ever, EVER risk leaving the Black Sea open to Turkey. Your opening had some other flaws (St. Petersburg to Finland instead of Golf of Bothnia?) but the mistake with your southern fleet was absolutely devastating. To make things worse, you did a very poor job defending yourself against England up north by wasting your only new build on a fleet, which was completely useless. With these two faults alone, you were pretty much stuck with a mere two centers for the rest of the game and ended up being unable to do anything except holding, save a few variations. Overall, your play was arguably the worst in this game, though I guess this is partly due to your inexperience, somewhat.
6 - Italy (billymills -> CN)
billymills! You were a very tough opponent in the last game we played together, and your record in Diplomacy games, however few, is mostly good, so how did this happen? Italy is one of the weakest countries on the board, but your opening was awful, maybe even worse than Russia's. Sure, it isn't always a bad idea to move to Piedmont in Spring 1901, as slowing down a potential enemy can be useful, but you really, really butchered your opening by choosing not to cover Venice. Because of this choice alone, you were unable to stop France from getting 3 builds, and instead eventually lost some ground to Austria. As a result, you ended up getting attacked by both France and Austria at once, and at that point there was very little you could do. Due to external circumstances, CN was subbed in. I am glad that you hung in there and didn't forfeit, but due to the weak position set by your predecessor, your role was mostly that of a spectator.
5 - France (LonelyNess)
Or should I say SLOWNELYNESS? A very fitting nickname indeed, because you always seemed to wait until the last minute to write your orders, and I never stopped nagging you about it. As for play, you did very very well at first, managing to obtain 3 builds without any trouble. However, your play began to falter from here, starting with the choice of building an army at Brest, which although wasn't bad from the standpoint of launching a German attack, left you very vulnerable to England in the long run. In addition, instead of devoting most of your forces to attack Germany while using your fleets to protect yourself against England like you should have, you decided to use about half of them to launch a very inneffective attack against Italy (mostly because of revenge for his move into Piedmont rather than being strategically sound). Thank's to Germany's lack of common sense, however, you managed to slip into Ruhr and Munich. Still, since most of your fleets were bogged down against Italy, England slipped into the channel and MAO far too easily, and with that, your chances of victory were lost. Better luck next time, I guess.
4 - Germany (Outlaw -> askaninjask)
Alas Germany, what is there to say? Was your complete demise a result of being a central power in a gunboat game? At the very least, I would say this was because the conditions on the board just weren't in your favor. England was rapidly expanding thanks to Russia's incompetence, and France was using a majority of his builds to attack you. Your opening was solid and actually somewhat interesting (though a bit antagonistic against England). After France made it very obvious from his builds that he was going to attack you, you instead wasted two of your units by ordering them to move to London (Did you not think your previous moves were anti anti-English enough?), which although broadcasted your intentions, left Ruhr wide open, and thus the loss of Munich would become inevitable. You made the right decision about coming to Russia's aid, although it was futile thanks to his inneffective play. Still, I am disappointed in you Outlaw, not only failing to defend yourself against France but giving up like a LonelyNess? Thankfully, when askaninjask too your place, he played very well, stopping France from getting any farther. Even so, it was still too late as the powerful England, thanks to the lack of cooperation between you and France, successfully invaded your centers. But even at this point you put up a valiant effort in defending yourself, managing to outpredict England a few times.
3 - Austria (Amelia)
I have to honestly say, I was surprised that you did this well, considering that this was your first game and that you were stuck with the weakest country defensively. Even so, you smartly chose to use the Southern Hedgehog opening, which defended Galicia from Russia as well as give you a huge advantage against Italy. The rest of your play, despite eventually reaching 7 centers, was so-so. You made a few mistakes here and there such as isolating some of your units or not using some of your units to support others, but your worst one was probably supporting Turkey in his war against Russia. Although I would say you probably wouldn't have known better unless you were experienced (I know I didn't when I first played as Austria), but Turkey inevitably needs to roll through Austria to win, and quite early too. Instead, I would have tried to aid the weaker Russia against Turkey's advances. Eventually, once Russia was finally subdued, after an extremely bad turn, you lost a whopping 3 centers to Turkey, which was the final nail in the coffin. Still, I hope to see you play again with more experience!
2 - Turkey (Aura Guardian)
Honestly, I was quite surprised that you managed to reach second place, given your inexperience, like Austria. Obviously, the bad opening from Russia heavily contributed to this, as thanks to being able to take the Black Sea, you were able to immediately make many early gains. However, beyond this, I thought your play was fairly sloppy in a few areas, particularly your builds. The question is, considering that your targets were primarily Austria and Russia, why did you build so many fleets? It's understandable if you are trying to launch a full scale attack on Italy, but instead of that, most of your fleets were either awkwardly placed along the coasts of the Black Sea or heavily isolated on the western side of the board. If you had built a few more armies, you probably would have eliminated Austria much more quickly and perhaps you might have even outpaced England in growth! Nevertheless, you still did a good job, and in particular your aggressive play is really what gunboat is all about.
1 - England (Earthworm)
There isn't much that needs to be explained here, you were the dominating force on the board right from the very beginning. I think this was partially due to Russia's inability to defend himself and France being bogged down against Italy and Germany, but your moves were arguably the best and most well thought out. You capitalized on pretty much all of the mistakes of your neighbors flawlessly. Sure, you made a few minor mistakes, but they didn't really matter in the long run. However, the most interesting thing about you Earthworm was that while I constantly nagged all the other players, you were the one nagging me!
Code:
[23:38] <Earthworm> BASS
[23:45] <Forte> ?
[23:45] <Earthworm> how many more now
[23:45] <Forte> same
[23:45] <Forte> you do realize ew
[23:45] <Forte> it's a late time for americans
[23:46] <Forte> if you assume at least one of the remaining players is american
[23:46] <Forte> the earliest i will have all the orders is when i wake up
[23:46] <Earthworm> noooooooooooooooo
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[20:55] <Earthworm> BASS
[20:55] <Bass> hello
[20:55] <Earthworm> how many orders sets are you missing
[20:55] <Bass> 2
[20:55] <Earthworm> wow
[20:55] <Earthworm> sloepokes
[20:55] <Earthworm> slowpokes
[20:58] <Earthworm> where the orders @
[20:58] <Bass> 2 more left
[21:00] <Earthworm> wow
[21:00] <Earthworm> slowpokes
[21:01] <Earthworm> BASS
[21:01] <Earthworm> did you just reveal i am playing -.-
[21:01] <Bass> nobody in there
[21:01] <Bass> is playing
[21:01] <Earthworm> o
[21:02] <Earthworm> BASS
[21:02] <Earthworm> did you just reveal outlaw is not playing
[21:02] <Bass> he subbed out
[21:02] <Earthworm> o
[21:07] <Earthworm> i thought about diplomacy when i was in bed
[21:08] <Earthworm> a BRUTAL NAF ATTACK may help
[21:09] <Bass> you mean in this game?
[21:09] <Earthworm> yes
[21:09] <Bass> lol
[21:10] <Earthworm> how do i finish germany
[21:10] <Earthworm> o
[21:10] <Earthworm> with my convoys
[21:10] <Earthworm> let's goooooooooooooo
[21:10] <Earthworm> where's the update
[21:10] <Earthworm> BASS
[21:14] <Bass> 2 more
[21:14] <Earthworm> .................
[21:15] <Earthworm> SLOWPOKES
[22:58] <Earthworm> BASS
[22:58] <Bass> 2 more
[22:58] <Earthworm> wow
[22:58] <Earthworm> what the hecll is wong with those peopel
[22:59] <Earthworm> OH
[22:59] <Earthworm> I KNOW
[22:59] <Earthworm> THEY're
[22:59] <Earthworm> slowpokes
[22:59] <Earthworm> can i send a newscast
[22:59] <Bass> lol
[22:59] <Bass> that would ruin the spirit of gunboat wouldnt it
[22:59] <Earthworm> http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/slowpoke.gif
[23:00] <Earthworm> probably
[23:00] <Bass> i could say "one of the players sent me this message and wants to share it with you..."
And before you ask, the fact that aska, EW, and LN had the same countries in my game as billy's is a complete coincidence. Congratulations on your victory, Earthworm!
SLOWPOKE
Overall, I hope that we can try this out again, and that everyone in this game has learned from there mistakes. I guess that's all I have to say, really.