Haiku thread

[hathater]

okay then tubby.
i like smogon you dint know
im not a redneck.

 

[Arch]

I struck a nerve.
With a product of baking supplies.
I forgot the sugar.

 

[Crux]

shade is a coward
scared of spiders and also
gmax is a woman

 

[hathater]

chandulure, you know
special attack is awesome
shadow tag, ubers.

 

[NatGeo]

what in the deep hell
am i supposed to write here
someone help me

 

[blitzlefan]

try random nonsense
it is the theme of this thread
refrigerator

 

[capefeather]

Don't listen to him.
Words that flow like water waves,
They are fun to say.

 

[hathater]

Hi guys I'm new guys
Since August two thousand four
San Andreas guys.

 

[ryan]

I feel like I should
Only post when insulting.
So, uh... fuck you guys.

 

[blitzlefan]

I am offended!
But... replying in haiku...
Is just too damn hard!

 

[shinyskarmory]

random girl attacks
katniss, starts cutting on screen
rofl she died. sucker

 

[DR4G0Nx]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[juanarsanford]

Roses are red
violets are blue
this thread is nice
but I can't haiku

LOL Haiku? Huh? Don't know how to rhyme too. :)

 

[aurora]

I don't understand / How these good haikus are made / Really quite complex.

 

[Tobes]

lots of these posts I
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
avvy related

 

[Lavos]

when the days are cold
step outside and dream of old
my kingdom is alone

when you feel my heat
look into my smiling eyes
when was it alright?

 

[Brambane]

Massospondylus
Carcharodontosaurus
both are dinosaurs

 

[hathater]

Nice guys finish last
That's why they get treat like trash
Smogon is first guys

 

[Arcticblast]

hathater's haikus
make me die a bit inside
I think they're quite lame

 

[hathater]

Articblast is mean
he did not compliment
Not fair, combee hhmpphh!

 

[GlassAbsol]

Why don't you just stop
You're embarrassing yourself
And everyone else!

Hathater's haikus
Are worthy of being banned
Someone end his life

If you call me mean
I'll tear off your head and shit down your neck
What?! You were expecting another haiku?
Tosser!

 

[Sabaku]

scene: agent's office
"incest, anal sex, piss, scat"
the aristocrats!

 

[blitzlefan]

hathater messed up!
He got the lyrics all wrong-
This is what they are:

"Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash..."
Just like his haikus!

 

[Dubby]

My name is Dubby
I mish mash mosh all over
applebutter 2

 

[Shiny Magmortar]

Sup niggas, names Mag
Dubby is a fake based chimp
Can't handle my swag