play music you know your neighbors hate and you like even louder
if you can't beat em', join em'.
if you can't beat em', join em'.
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help me get revenge on my neighbours
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a swarm of giant inflatable skeletons
One of my math professors had a student who came into office hours asking if he had any advice about what to do about his neighbors having loud sex. And so the guy immediately tells his student to "use the noises to his advantage". Not sure why he felt the need to go into office hours with that in the first place but he definitely never went back.
Play this full blast and see where it takes you.
Swap places with your neighbors
Have your neighbors be you and you be your neighbors for the rest of your life and see how that feels
if ya can't beat em', join em'
if ya can't beat em', join em'
reminds me of this:
release the winged canadian devils from the sky to shart and honk at them until they can't bear it anymore
Dance to and enjoy whatever music your neighbors are playing
That way you technically defeat them as you are not annoyed
That way you technically defeat them as you are not annoyed
Get a sprinkler system and put wasp attractant in the water. Feed the wasps to befriend the wasps. While you'll have a great many new friends, your neighbours will most likely lack the foresight to give the wasps food and personal space and end up with a swarm of foes. Foes they can't completely eradicate being they have no jurisdiction to pesticide your place.
As a bonus, your garden will become healthier as the wasps eat pest critters like aphids and add additional pollination efforts.
As a bonus, your garden will become healthier as the wasps eat pest critters like aphids and add additional pollination efforts.
idt wasps pollinate so you eventually have to obliterate them
Wasps are inefficient pollinators I admit, the majority of the approximately a billion different species of wasp have bodies aren't designed to collect pollen - Unlike bees, who are all generally fuzzier than velcro.
But they still incidentally get a little bit to and from as most rely on flower nectar as a sugar source.
If you need specifically pollination you'd never release a cup of wasp when you could just keep a beehive it's true but that doesn't mean they don't.
That's not even getting into specialist wasps like fig wasps who are solely dedicated to pollinating figs and odd exceptions like the cuckoo wasp and the velvet ant - who ARE fuzzy like bees for Reasons, presumably just nature playing tricks on people like me who adore generalizing statements.
Anyways
Freeze time, disable your neighbor's speakers while time is frozen, head back to your house, and then unfreeze time. Your neighbors shouldn't know that you did it.
Freeze time, disable your neighbor's speakers while time is frozen, head back to your house, and then unfreeze time. Your neighbors shouldn't know that you did it.
this is good but they dont have a lawn just a back yard
now this is thinking outside the box
whats the end goal here. spook them with mouse corpses? attract scavengers?
im not paying them. they should be paying me
if their blasting their romanian stuff, convert into good catholic boys with the help of your local priest or whatever
Every time they start playing the music, order pizza delivery to their house. They’ll either be annoyed by the pizza deliveries or eat tons of pizza they didn’t plan on eating, ruining their diet and/or budget. Rotate pizza places. Call restricted. Order gross topping combinations. Maybe after the third anchovies and green pepper pizza they didn’t order they’ll get the message.
blast the entire cats 2019 soundtrack full volume on your boombox that you bought for this purpose
If they don't have cameras, I have a simple 3 step plan for you to follow.
1. Buy a large number of humanoid figures, anything from lego figures to mannequins should work.
2. Find a place to hide these in your house. I would recommend stuffing them in your mattress, and if you happen to not have a mattress you could also hide them in the floorboards under where you sleep.
3. Every time the neighbors play music, place a new figure in their backyard during the night and make it so that it is covering its ears.
Now, if you have enough figures, you could place 1 more figure each night. This will increase the likelihood of them getting the message.
1. Buy a large number of humanoid figures, anything from lego figures to mannequins should work.
2. Find a place to hide these in your house. I would recommend stuffing them in your mattress, and if you happen to not have a mattress you could also hide them in the floorboards under where you sleep.
3. Every time the neighbors play music, place a new figure in their backyard during the night and make it so that it is covering its ears.
Now, if you have enough figures, you could place 1 more figure each night. This will increase the likelihood of them getting the message.
The way I see it you have two options.
Option 1 is the technological way:
Use Active Noise Control to blast "anti-polka" into their yard. The sound waves of the anti-polka will be perfectly cancelled out with the polka sound waves, creating a peaceful environment. I don't really know what anti-polka is though - probably the british national anthem or church hymns or something.
Option 2 is the psychological way:
Purchase various door-to-door salesmen disguises. Every time they play polka, put on one of the disguises and try to sell them your indestructible teacups or whatever other invention is part of your disguise. Eventually, they'll subconsciously associate annoying door to door salesmen with polka, and stop playing polka. (Or they'll start liking door to door salesmen and play the polka louder, but at least you'll get some money out of them buying your wares.)
Good luck
Option 1 is the technological way:
Use Active Noise Control to blast "anti-polka" into their yard. The sound waves of the anti-polka will be perfectly cancelled out with the polka sound waves, creating a peaceful environment. I don't really know what anti-polka is though - probably the british national anthem or church hymns or something.
Option 2 is the psychological way:
Purchase various door-to-door salesmen disguises. Every time they play polka, put on one of the disguises and try to sell them your indestructible teacups or whatever other invention is part of your disguise. Eventually, they'll subconsciously associate annoying door to door salesmen with polka, and stop playing polka. (Or they'll start liking door to door salesmen and play the polka louder, but at least you'll get some money out of them buying your wares.)
Good luck