Smogons Greatest hits please for the love of christ
dogfish44 said:At least, in theory... but how could such an airtight plan NOT work?
Dogfish44 said:Dear UncleSam, you are MewTwo.
You are allied with Kanto
You are the most ferocious pokemon to grace the face of Hoenn (cause yea Arceus ain’t around yet!), and you will show all these noobs whose the bossman. You may send a pM every @ saying “NX-Psychic <user>”. <user> will die. Also you may send a PSM saying “NX-Calm Mind”. You gain a second Psychic kill per night should you do this twice. You can’t do both at the same time cause that would be too uber. Also you are hidden on the players list because you are from Kanto.
Your allied are:
-THE_IRON_KENYAN, Mew
-Spiffy, Little Gay Kid
You are allied with Kanto. You win if you fuck up Hoenn.
Dogfish44 said:Dear Altair,
You are Shroomish
You are allied with Hoenn
You are a container of many types of poisonous powders. These are developed through your consumption of decayed plants and compost that you find on forest floors. You will use these powders to assist your side in this war.
At *, send Dogfish44 a PM with the title Night [x] - Stun Spore [user]. Your target will fall victim to a powder that slows them down significantly, causing their night action to become severely reduced in priority.
You win if Hoenn wins.
Dogfish44 said:You are Mew.
Dear THE_IRON_KENYAN
You are allied with Hoenn
You are Mew you can learn all the Team Moves, and you can transform into anything. You decided to join Hoenn because you can transform into anything, because you are Mew. YOu have no powers right now, but if you correctly submit the role pm of a player, you gain the power "NightX - Hurl spinning TM disc at <user>." Said user will be sliced in half by the disc, and because it isnt Destructo Disc it will hit through bodyguards.
You are allied with Hoenn, but you cannot win unless Seviper dies or is killed before you are.
Dogfish44 said:Dear Rodan.,
You are Whismur.
You are allied with Hoenn
You are a cry-baby in several ways. You cry loudly, you are a baby, and if you don't get attention from someone they will know about it. Even deaf pokemon, or those in there -soon to be shortened- sleep. You still want attention in this mafia, and will have to choose who to get it from.
During the night you can PM the host saying <Night X - Uproar around USER>. Your target will be forced to shower their attention on you, and that includes there night action.
You win if Hoenn eliminates all threats.
Dogfish44 said:Dear Nanoswine,
You are Rayquaza
You are allied with Hoenn
You are a very powerful dragon. You can kill things with a powerful Hyper Beam. At *, send Dogfish44 a PM with the title Night [x] - Hyper Beam [user], [user], [user], [user], and [user]. All five of your victims will die. Additionally, you can send Dogfish44 a PM with the title Day or Night [x] - Pressure [user]. Your target will be forced to post their role PM in the thread. You can do this as many times as you wish, and whenever you please.
You know the identity of Luvdisc. Luvdisc is Spiffy, who is masquerading as Little Gay Kid in an attempt to make himself seem more important than he really is.
You win if Hoenn wins.
Dogfish44 said:Dear Persistence,
You are Luvdisc.
You are allied with Hoenn
Regarded as one of the most useless Pokémon that the third generation brought to us, your offenses are pitiful and you look pretty stupid too - it doesn't help that you're relatively rare in-game either! However, your speed is your redeeming quality. In fact, you are the fastest role in the game, now how about that? :D
At Night, you may PM Dogfish44 with "Night X - Use Agility". For that night only, your priority will be raised to its maximum.
Because your offenses are so pitiful, your vote does not count for anything during lynches.
You win if Hoenn eliminates all threats.
Dear Blue_Tornado,
You are Zangoose.
You are allied with Hoenn, and cannot win if Seviper survives.
You are still fighting with Seviper after all these years. Your mindset is like Seviper's, only YOU are going to kill Seviper first. The chaos helps the war between you two. However, your fighting is being watched by the Sinnoh, Hoenn, and international police.
During the night you can PM the host saying <Night X - Slash USER>. Should USER be Seviper, he/she will die from his/her wounds, and something special will happen. You only get 2 shots with this, as otherwise the Magnezone squad would give you some 'Shock Treatment'.
You win if Hoenn eliminates all threats, and Seviper has died, and he/she died before you did.
I'm helping us win, right?Dogfish44 said:Dear General Spoon,
You are Lombre.
You are allied with Hoenn.
You are some liliypad thing, and are pretty cool too! You have uniqueness in your typing, and you like to eat almonds and things, and joined Hoenn to save the almonds from the evils.
During the * you can send Dogfish44 a PM saying <Night X- ~NOTE TO SELF: REMEMBER TO ADD ACTION FLAVOR~ USER> You will ~NOTE TO SELF: REMEMBER TO ADD ACTION FLAVOR~ on USER, stopping USER's actions that night, although some people can't be ~NOTE TO SELF: REMEMBER TO ADD ACTION FLAVOR~.
You win if Hoenn eliminates all threats.
Can we please stop with the obnoxious behavior? I mean seriously, this game is becoming a shithole and you guys are only making it worse for yourselves. Keep this shit for IRC where you can spam on your personal channels. >_>
There are some of us who actually WANT to play the game without having the main source of communication spammed up.