How i became a salamence(as a salamence) [TUTORIAL]

[Baller6275]

So one day i invested in bitcoin sso now imma salamence
This really is crazy

 

[Dorron]

bro knows things

 

[sealoo]

Holy shit

 

[Opchurtle100]

basedfrnocapongod

 

[lol_man1234512]

I think if you invest in nfts you become a dragonite

 

[Ransei]

oi how can I use bitcoin? I wanna turn into a Salamence too

 

[LadyXBeans]

damn dude that epic as hell

 

[awyp]

The story of Lady Salamence

 

[Theorymon]

I'd like to quote the Ruby Pokedex on Bagon.

Bagon has a dream of one day soaring in the sky. In doomed efforts to fly, this Pokémon hurls itself off cliffs. As a result of its dives, its head has grown tough and as hard as tempered steel.

Oof that is a lot darker than I expected...

 

[lol_man1234512]

how is it dark it is a motivational tale of Bagon achieving its dream through determination and will power

 

[Theorymon]

how is it dark it is a motivational tale of Bagon achieving its dream through determination and will power

Just like crypto, not every Bagon will become a Salamence!

 

[Mova]

kuribute

 

[xzern]

despite not being a bp post this is still contender for top 5 smogoff threads

 

[a fairy]

back in my day you had to invest in more traditional ponzi/pyramid schemes.

 

[ThatOneSpork]

You sure it's because of the bitcoin investment and not the drugs you took later that day?

 

[lol_man1234512]

Just like crypto, not every Bagon will become a Salamence!

such is the great burden of life

 

[antemortem]

So one day i invested in bitcoin sso now imma salamence
This really is crazy

back in my day you had to invest in more traditional ponzi/pyramid schemes.

 

[Cobalt Pink]

Salamence is cool but you coulve turned into be a Hydreigon. Such a wasted opportunity

 

[Voltage]

So one day i invested in bitcoin sso now imma salamence
This really is crazy

pls help i'll give you me mnemonic if you can teach me the ways

 

[Garrett]

OP is the epitome of the American dream

 

[Dorron]

the bitcoin police found him f

 

[phoopes]

they hate to see a Salamence winning

 

[sealoo]

I blame Finchinator

 

[KaenSoul]

And that's why being a Salamence is a bad thing.
Dragonite is better anyway.

 

[antemortem]

i think there’s a valuable lesson to be learnt: