FOR THE GUYS hypothetical names (purely hypothetical)

[internet]

suggest names people could name themselves, or each other. all syllables are welcome but some are barely tolerated

jegus

double brian

erstwhile

 

[BP]

Tony 4 beers

 

[Comett7778]

Seven is the best baby name

 

[phoopes]

plethora (pronounced ple-THOR-uh) would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

 

[ItsScaryCary]

cary (no bias)

 

[vishy fishy]

Trout

 

[solrock the great]

billy bob joe

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

demetrius demarcus bartholomew james iii

 

[internet]

phoopes

 

[Adeleine]

Englebert.

 

[Local Dog]

I met a trans girl once who named herself Lulu

 

[justicewillbeserved]

quandale

 

[UberSkitty]

Jimmy Neutron
Johnny Test
Dinkleberg

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

non-originak observation: basically anything that ends in the letter "a" can sound like a girl's name. sciatica. helvetica. tiara. fuerteventura. jeremiah. urethra.

by the same romance language* token, i reckon anything ending in an "o" can be a fella's name. mario. humberto. frodo. uh-oh. contrapposto. mario. all of those are real names actually but you see my point...

*i assume

 

[Bughouse]

I really like the old timey “virtue names” like Grace or Hope, but think they should be updated for the modern age like Rizz or Aura.