FOR THE GUYS hypothetical names (purely hypothetical)

[internet]

suggest names people could name themselves, or each other. all syllables are welcome but some are barely tolerated

jegus

double brian

erstwhile

 

[BP]

Tony 4 beers

 

[Comett7778]

Seven is the best baby name

 

[phoopes]

plethora (pronounced ple-THOR-uh) would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

 

[ItsScaryCary]

cary (no bias)

 

[vishy fishy]

Trout

 

[solrock the great]

billy bob joe

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

demetrius demarcus bartholomew james iii

 

[internet]

phoopes

 

[Adeleine]

Englebert.

 

[Local Dog]

I met a trans girl once who named herself Lulu

 

[justicewillbeserved]

quandale

 

[UberSkitty]

Jimmy Neutron
Johnny Test
Dinkleberg

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

non-originak observation: basically anything that ends in the letter "a" can sound like a girl's name. sciatica. helvetica. tiara. fuerteventura. jeremiah. urethra.

by the same romance language* token, i reckon anything ending in an "o" can be a fella's name. mario. humberto. frodo. uh-oh. contrapposto. mario. all of those are real names actually but you see my point...

*i assume

 

[Bughouse]

I really like the old timey “virtue names” like Grace or Hope, but think they should be updated for the modern age like Rizz or Aura.

 

[chroma_2903]

I really like the old timey “virtue names” like Grace or Hope, but think they should be updated for the modern age like Rizz or Aura.

me in 2027 when my neighbor introduces me to their kid and says "this is my little bundle of joy, my wonderful son sigmarizzler"

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Johnson John, the son of John.

 

[internet]

I really like the old timey “virtue names” like Grace or Hope, but think they should be updated for the modern age like Rizz or Aura.

the name's Farmer. Aura Farmer