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[West]

Suspect ladder, so no Garchomp/Deoxyss

Yea, and it's terrible. This team was going to be a better copy of my latest "explode on the special walls then let the specs do its job" but I fucked it up bad. After placing azelf/salamence/magnezone on the team, I couldn't think of any physical-looking-special-suiciders to take off physical walls. After that, I added a Specs Starmie and slapped Togekiss/Jirachi for some defence.


wanna?BIG (Azelf) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 178 Atk/224 Spd/108 SAtk
Rash nature (+SAtk, -SDef)
- Thunderbolt
- Explosion
- Shadow Ball
- Stealth Rock

Fuck suicide leads. If the suicide lead is "smart" enough to taunt me, it will go down the drain without even setting a single layer of spikes. Then explodes, hopefully removing a threat.


HARRRRR (Salamence) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 232 HP/140 Atk/136 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Claw
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast

Was the heart of the team a while ago. Takes some attacks, hits stuff.


Electroshock (Magnezone) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 172 HP/252 SAtk/84 SDef
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Discharge
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

Grants the removal of some annoying physical walls. Also has awesome defences and takes the status'.

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aaaaAAAAA (Starmie) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Grass Knot
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
- Hydro Pump

DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT STARMIE OR IS IT JUST ME?

On a more serious note, thinking of cutting down its speed a bit for HP.


PAID not laid (Togekiss) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/4 SAtk/252 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Reflect
- Air Slash
- Roost
- Thunder Wave

A bit of defense.


Haha.. shit (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/40 Atk/216 Def
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Wish
- Zen Headbutt
- Light Screen
- Body Slam

Same deal with Togekiss.

 

[Spliced]

I NEVER have sexual fantasies about starmie lol. I'd definitely invest some in HP, the one I run now has maxed out special attack and speed and I just don't like it, can't really take hits.

 

[Stathakis]

okay, I don't think i've ever liked cbmence in dp. with the cbchomps and the cbnites I don't really see the reasoning behind using mence. tbh, I'd just go mixmence, who can really fuck shit up coupled with magnezone, luring in and killing unsuspecting blisseys (if for some reason they forget mixmence, the way all shoddyers do) for magnezone, and magnezone destroying the resists of the insanely powered draco meteor as well as lol) being able to take out hp ice scarftrans. but no matter what you do, bump up the amount of speed evs to 176, so that you can hit 280.

also, I"d replace starmie with a deoxys-s simply because this team should have some form of revenge killing and whatnot. also, we all know what magnezone + doexys-s is capable of.

edit: okay, suspect ladder means no deo. but still, something like scarfgar would work.