.:Introduction:.
Yeah. I just made some Pizza with my Pizza Pizazz, and it is good. Sausage. Good stuff. Too bad I can't send it in E-Mails. =P WiFi is being a *****. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to stick to Shoddy Battle for now. I decided to make it purely out of Pokemon I already have (besides the Gliscor. I have one, but mine's a piece of ****) so that I don't have to start EV training a team I won't finish.
Uxie @ Leftovers
Bold - 252 Defense / 252 HP
+Levitate+
~Yawn
~U-Turn
~Psychic
~Thunderbolt
Yeah, that's right, a lead Uxie, not Azelf. Yawn + U-Turn is awesome. First I of course Yawn. Then I U-Turn. If they switch to avoid sleep, I U-Turn after, and send in my counter to their Pokemon. If they don't switch, I send in Lucario to set up its Swords Dance and potentially sweep their team. Psychic for the Mixape he takes care of, and Thunderbolt for the lead Gyaras.
Gallade @ Choice Scarf
Adamant - 252 Attack / 252 Speed
+Steadfast+
~Night Slash
~Leaf Blade
~Close Combat
~Psycho Cut / Destiny Bond
Ah, Choice Scarf Gallade. I think that this would work especially well with my Uxie, in the case that they switch. I can bring this guy in, and he can unsuspectingly outspeed their Pokemon with a murderous Close Combat. Leaf Blade hits Pokemon such as Swampert and Milotic especially hard. Night Slash can catch Starmie and Gengar off-guard. Psycho Cut can hit Weezing and Infernape, plus it gets STAB, but Destiny Bond seems nice too, in a situation where I'm about to be KO'd, I can outspeed and take them with me.
Lucario @ Life Orb
Hasty - 252 Attack / 252 Speed
+Inner Focus+
~Close Combat
~Crunch
~Swords Dance
~Extremespeed
That ever-popular extreme killer, Lucario. This is the one that pairs well with Uxie if the opponent does not switch. Swords Dance to set up, then sweep from there. The things that give it trouble are few, but the ones that do can punish it pretty hard (pretty much Gengar with Focus Blast. I don't know what Mismagius can do outside of Thunderbolt, though with my Sp. Defense lowered through CC may be enough).
Gliscor @ Leftovers
Impish - 252 Defense / 252 HP
+Sand Veil+
~Roost
~Earthquake
~Aerial Ace
~Stealth Rock
My Physical Wall. Though it was mainly put in to stop the likes of Heracross and SD Luke, it can take care of other physical threats as well. Stealth Rock is always helpful, especially to my Lucario. I put in Sand Veil over Hyper Cutter since Gliscor isn't much of an attacker, and he'd like taking advantage of the sand if my opponent decides to take advantage of it.
Porygon-Z @ Life Orb / Lum Berry
Timid - 252 Sp. Attack / 252 Speed
+Adaptability+
~Nasty Plot
~Tri-Attack
~Thunderbolt
~Ice Beam
This team needed some BoltBeam going on, so I went P-Z. Should I go Nasty Plot and Adaptability or Agility and Download? I'm leaning towards Adaptability and Nasty Plot. Double STAB on Tri-Attack with this much Sp. Attack? Yes, please. I also heard that it can combat Bliss (O_o) if it has NP? If so I think that a Lum Berry would help a bit more than the Life Orb....or maybe it needs that same Life Orb to take on Bliss. But this is just what I've heard, there's no proof that it's true.
Milotic @ Leftovers
Quiet - 252 HP / 252 Defense
+Marvel Scale+
~Surf
~Ice Beam
~Rest
~Sleep Talk
Ah, RestTalk Milotic. I got swept by one of these before. I like the fact that it is a status absorber, I needed one of those. It also pairs well with Gliscor, they cover each other's weaknesses almost perfectly (Gliscor is neutral to Grass), and they wall on opposite sides of the spectrum. This thing is really sturdy. The only thing I really fear is a Blissey or another Milotic (or a Vaporeon), in which case I could just switch to Gallade anyways.
My team's weaknesses and resistances:
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/www_dot_com/WeaknessResistancechart2.jpg
.:Closing:.
Yes, I know, it is long and maybe boring for some of you. But I *tried* spicing it up with humor and color. I work very hard on these RMTs, so I expect you working hard on your replies. You should try using correct grammar and spelling...it really annoys me when people use letters for words. It just bugs me. Also, none of this, "your team is ____ weak", as that is just as lazy as using letters for words. Tell me why I have this problem and how to fix it. Also include what I'll lose and benefit from in the suggested change. This makes it easier for me to consider suggestions. I also apologize if any of the font colors are hard to read. If they are, please tell me, and I'll fix it ASAP.
CREDITS
Pokemon.Marriland.com - For the use of the team builder.
Smogon.com - The use of their Pokemon analyses and Forums.
Pokesho.com - For the use of their wonderful and unique sprites.
Truly, thank you.
Yeah. I just made some Pizza with my Pizza Pizazz, and it is good. Sausage. Good stuff. Too bad I can't send it in E-Mails. =P WiFi is being a *****. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to stick to Shoddy Battle for now. I decided to make it purely out of Pokemon I already have (besides the Gliscor. I have one, but mine's a piece of ****) so that I don't have to start EV training a team I won't finish.

Uxie @ Leftovers
Bold - 252 Defense / 252 HP
+Levitate+
~Yawn
~U-Turn
~Psychic
~Thunderbolt
Yeah, that's right, a lead Uxie, not Azelf. Yawn + U-Turn is awesome. First I of course Yawn. Then I U-Turn. If they switch to avoid sleep, I U-Turn after, and send in my counter to their Pokemon. If they don't switch, I send in Lucario to set up its Swords Dance and potentially sweep their team. Psychic for the Mixape he takes care of, and Thunderbolt for the lead Gyaras.

Gallade @ Choice Scarf
Adamant - 252 Attack / 252 Speed
+Steadfast+
~Night Slash
~Leaf Blade
~Close Combat
~Psycho Cut / Destiny Bond
Ah, Choice Scarf Gallade. I think that this would work especially well with my Uxie, in the case that they switch. I can bring this guy in, and he can unsuspectingly outspeed their Pokemon with a murderous Close Combat. Leaf Blade hits Pokemon such as Swampert and Milotic especially hard. Night Slash can catch Starmie and Gengar off-guard. Psycho Cut can hit Weezing and Infernape, plus it gets STAB, but Destiny Bond seems nice too, in a situation where I'm about to be KO'd, I can outspeed and take them with me.

Lucario @ Life Orb
Hasty - 252 Attack / 252 Speed
+Inner Focus+
~Close Combat
~Crunch
~Swords Dance
~Extremespeed
That ever-popular extreme killer, Lucario. This is the one that pairs well with Uxie if the opponent does not switch. Swords Dance to set up, then sweep from there. The things that give it trouble are few, but the ones that do can punish it pretty hard (pretty much Gengar with Focus Blast. I don't know what Mismagius can do outside of Thunderbolt, though with my Sp. Defense lowered through CC may be enough).

Gliscor @ Leftovers
Impish - 252 Defense / 252 HP
+Sand Veil+
~Roost
~Earthquake
~Aerial Ace
~Stealth Rock
My Physical Wall. Though it was mainly put in to stop the likes of Heracross and SD Luke, it can take care of other physical threats as well. Stealth Rock is always helpful, especially to my Lucario. I put in Sand Veil over Hyper Cutter since Gliscor isn't much of an attacker, and he'd like taking advantage of the sand if my opponent decides to take advantage of it.

Porygon-Z @ Life Orb / Lum Berry
Timid - 252 Sp. Attack / 252 Speed
+Adaptability+
~Nasty Plot
~Tri-Attack
~Thunderbolt
~Ice Beam
This team needed some BoltBeam going on, so I went P-Z. Should I go Nasty Plot and Adaptability or Agility and Download? I'm leaning towards Adaptability and Nasty Plot. Double STAB on Tri-Attack with this much Sp. Attack? Yes, please. I also heard that it can combat Bliss (O_o) if it has NP? If so I think that a Lum Berry would help a bit more than the Life Orb....or maybe it needs that same Life Orb to take on Bliss. But this is just what I've heard, there's no proof that it's true.

Milotic @ Leftovers
Quiet - 252 HP / 252 Defense
+Marvel Scale+
~Surf
~Ice Beam
~Rest
~Sleep Talk
Ah, RestTalk Milotic. I got swept by one of these before. I like the fact that it is a status absorber, I needed one of those. It also pairs well with Gliscor, they cover each other's weaknesses almost perfectly (Gliscor is neutral to Grass), and they wall on opposite sides of the spectrum. This thing is really sturdy. The only thing I really fear is a Blissey or another Milotic (or a Vaporeon), in which case I could just switch to Gallade anyways.
My team's weaknesses and resistances:
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/www_dot_com/WeaknessResistancechart2.jpg
.:Closing:.
Yes, I know, it is long and maybe boring for some of you. But I *tried* spicing it up with humor and color. I work very hard on these RMTs, so I expect you working hard on your replies. You should try using correct grammar and spelling...it really annoys me when people use letters for words. It just bugs me. Also, none of this, "your team is ____ weak", as that is just as lazy as using letters for words. Tell me why I have this problem and how to fix it. Also include what I'll lose and benefit from in the suggested change. This makes it easier for me to consider suggestions. I also apologize if any of the font colors are hard to read. If they are, please tell me, and I'll fix it ASAP.
CREDITS
Pokemon.Marriland.com - For the use of the team builder.
Smogon.com - The use of their Pokemon analyses and Forums.
Pokesho.com - For the use of their wonderful and unique sprites.
Truly, thank you.