I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF

[S1nn0hC0nfirm3d]

Now tell me who else can relate? XD ngl this pokemon man is spitting facts! Bussin! Go off king! And another one. Major key alert. So true so true one hundred! No wait—a hundred million! Oh my God based God you dun dit again another great one for the books people pack your bags we’re done here and waiter? Check please. Bazinga. Amogus? Sussy? Nah fam. We out here. Killin it like always and once again just to keep it real with yall and for the record: yes, I do in factSWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF. Do you?

 

[ThatOneSpork]

Killin it like always and once again just to keep it real with yall and for the record: yes, I do in factSWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF. Do you?

No, I find that I like myself just the way that I am. And it also would seem somewhat hazardous to my health. However, if you can get a doctor to cite this as fact, I might try it. A doctor would never lie or sell out to a brand for money or to promote it. Never!

 

[Lalaya]

quite sus

 

[phoopes]

Sorry, but Serebii user Quegler beat you to this by 12+ years.

To further dunk on you, I present another Battle Frontier quote directed at you:

 

[CaffeineBoost]

damn that's crazy, i also swallow sludge


if by sludge you mean c-

 

[S1nn0hC0nfirm3d]

I keep telling myself the more sludge I swallow the happier I’ll be and the better I’ll feel but it just isn’t happening. I keep swallowing sludge after sludge and it just isn’t happening.
Where’s my transformation?
Why wont sludge make me happy?
Am I left to think this is all that’s left of me? A sludge slurping sussy amogus?

 

[Bella]

one time i ate the sludge in my local sewer and my parents had to take me to the er cause it turned out i let a parasitic worm in my body

 

[gali]

I swallow estrogen to transform myself

 

[Sijih]

SLUDGE! I AM BECOMING. A SLUDGE! FROM SLUDGE. TO BOY. TO SLUDGE. THUS IS THE WAY OF THE UNIVERSE!
ALSO ANIMORPHS ARE EPIC!

 

[fx]

one time i ate the sludge in my local sewer and my parents had to take me to the er cause it turned out i let a parasitic worm in my body

you don't even wanna know how much microfauna is contained in seemingly harmless water. i collect jars of stream water (ecosphere) and there are so many tiny parasitic-looking worms floating around. not to mention, SO MANY detritus worms. so i can only imagine what is in SEWER water. like, look at this big ass man:

 

[cityscapes]

i’m drowning in the sewer (reference to critically acclaimed album drowning in the sewer (2019))

 

[ausma]

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Now tell me who else can relate? XD ngl this pokemon man is spitting facts! Bussin! Go off king! And another one. Major key alert. So true so true one hundred! No wait—a hundred million! Oh my God based God you dun dit again another great one for the books people pack your bags we’re done here and waiter? Check please. Bazinga. Amogus? Sussy? Nah fam. We out here. Killin it like always and once again just to keep it real with yall and for the record: yes, I do in factSWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF. Do you?

honestly yeah, free me from my human coil, living the rest of my days as a creature that just vibes and doesn't have to pay taxes sounds awesome

 

[Bughouse]

Sorry, but Serebii user Quegler beat you to this by 12+ years.

To further dunk on you, I present another Battle Frontier quote directed at you:
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