I want to be a Walrus

[Captain Apollo]

Jealousy is a bad trait you know

 

[Shiruba]

stop

 

[Acklow]

So do you go through a process similar as the male above in turning yourself into another species?

 

[Captain Apollo]

I am not an animorph

 

[Oglemi]

you're probably just doing it for the giant wang extension

don't lie

 

[kokoloko]

( :3=

walrus

 

[canno]

Don't contaminate our great walrus community with your filthily human blood (no offense to you humans). I bet you didn't even grow your own tusks or flippers.

 

[Mulligan]

Don't contaminate our great walrus community with your filthily human blood (no offense to you humans). I bet you didn't even grow your own tusks or flippers.

He didn't. He admits it himself

I assure you I am much handsomer than that abomination. At mating season all the females will flock to me and my marvelous tusks. Speaking of tusks that is what I am typing with until my prosthetic flippers come in.

I'm just waiting for the keys on w/e keyboard he's typing on to break. Those tusks must be murder on it.

 

[coolbiz]

Isn't this just one of those popular youtube top comments?

 

[macle]

Don't contaminate our great walrus community with your filthily human blood (no offense to you humans). I bet you didn't even grow your own tusks or flippers.

walrus isnt a fucking reptile

 

[Outlaw]

walrus isnt a fucking reptile

 

[Ampharos]

i can help

 

[Ulttimaa]

this thread sucks

 

[Houndoomsday]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

 

[Soul Fly]

Try Harder.
2/10

 

[Shiruba]

Try Harder.
2/10

actually i think this is the product of trying too hard.

 

[Brambane]

On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses..

Walruses only live in the northern hemisphere. So you are going to be a pretty fucking shitty walrus.

 

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once there was a way...