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I was a bouncer at a bar
- Thread starter phoopes
- Start date
cope.
.... someone hold me before i get permabanned off this site
is that a threat or...?
phoopes as your final act as a bouncer you must restrain this mad man
I was a bouncer back in college. Good times! I had to beat up my fair share of drunken rowdy frat kids, sweep for hours for the metric fuckton of broken glass everywhere, and deny all the freshmen with the shittiest fake IDs you’d ever seen. Hope you had a good time as well, security with the bros was a blast and I made some great friends doin that gig.
3. Rooting for/being excited that someone else potentially got fired from their job is really shitty
how else am I going to become a bouncer at a bar?
go to the bar and ask for a job
gottem
of course, but I need to clear the position beforehand. The only way to do that was to frame Phoopes.
Though it’s been more than two years since I’ve been a bouncer, last night I witnessed a thanksgiving eve fight at the bar I was at. Knowing my extensive training and past, you can all correctly assume that I intervened…….
by telling the bouncers that actually worked there to take care of it. Not my job anymore, I have a salary baby!
by telling the bouncers that actually worked there to take care of it. Not my job anymore, I have a salary baby!
I don't know man. Sounds like you missed your chance. Two bouncers teaming up to break up a bar fight sounds like the start of an action movie.
Black out Wednesday baby. Also as a bouncer you're insured for that kind of thing specfically. Now that you've decided on a big boy job you aren't insured for bar fights anymore.
to be real with you probably not, I have a lot of respect for the service industry but my time there has passed.Now that I have a (mostly) office job I’m never going back. The pay is better, I work less hours, the job is easier, and it’s more enjoyable/what I want to be doing as well. This is the power of a college degree
i don't remember this scene in benjamin button
yea the bouncer threw you out of the cinema just before it
I was really excited for Phoopes to have his Sam Elliot In Roadhouse Moment but instead he had his Sam Elliot In Parks And Rec Moment
Narrative dissonance occurs when an element of the narrative doesn't fit the rest of it. Writing is mostly about creating an alternate reality that the reader can believe in. Narrative dissonance breaks the illusion and makes the reader question the believability of the text.