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I'm unemployed

zee

no one ever stops.
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Hello everyone, about two weeks ago I stopped working for my dad's place as I needed the time to focus on my schoolwork. I am now unemployed and am having a pretty good time doing it. Here are some fun things that have happened so far:

-All my friends think they can get me to hang out with them (they cannot)
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-Second time my brother tried to come into my room I had to say no because he was previously banned for "continuously singing chug jug with you"
-On karaoke night no one was doing karaoke so my mom told me to go in the living room and rap "Lose Yourself" since she knows I know the whole thing
-Was up for about 16 hours on St. Patrick's Day since I woke up at 7AM
-Had a coke zero soda can explode on me. It was sticky. Cleaning it off was a pain.
-Kicked out an average of about one person a night for being too drunk

This is going to be a thread where I document humorous things that happen/answer questions from people about what it's like. I figure since a lot of our Smogoff users are spending 20+ hours a day at their 6 figure jobs and being laid up with the most beautiful partners, most people wouldn't relate so I can use this as an opportunity to give y'all some insight on what it'll be like when your inheritance runs out in a few years. That or non-American users can laugh at how many days a week I eat Zaxby's.
 
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