In This Thread We Predict Against Croven (DPL 5 Meme Thread)

Demantoid

Demantoid

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mish mish

1. Twinleaf Mutant Ninja Squirtles
Twinleaf Mutant Ninja Squirtles: talkingtree, fespy, Biosci, Nido-Rus, Vallex, DaAwesomeDude1, Sasa, Genone, Yuichii, AtmosphereVGC, z0mOG


Overall decent team that is being carried by DaAwesomeDude1, but that might not be a good thing for any 13 year olds on the team.

[9:01 PM] shay: are u going to haze him jake?
[9:01 PM] MajorBowman: i'll haze the fuck out of him
[9:01 PM] Daddy1: i'm ripped
[9:01 PM] MajorBowman: make him do all the freshman things
[9:02 PM] talkingtree: just realized you didn't mean the pokemon move haze
[9:02 PM] shay: dad1 get ready to get prison style raped in the shower
[9:02 PM] talkingtree: help
[9:02 PM] talkingtree: .

[10:51 PM] talkingtree: jake and I do what we want that's what TL stands for right? Tyrant Leaders?
[8:16 PM] Biosci: quilladin is definitely a biblethumping virgin
[22:19:16] Nido-Rus: YO
[22:19:17] Nido-Rus: fight y/n
[22:19:19] Demantoid: n
[22:19:24] Nido-Rus: O
[23:27:54] %daawesomedude1 (: hey Demantoid can you mish something for me [23:28:05] @ Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): mish
[23:28:11] %daawesomedude1 (: fuck
[23:28:13] %daawesomedude1 (: my plan is ruined
[23:28:17] %daawesomedude1 (: you were supposed to say mish what
[23:28:20] %daawesomedude1 (: and then i would say mish deez nuts
[23:29:26] %daawesomedude1 (: damn i was giggling to myself at how embarrassed you would be
[23:29:30] %daawesomedude1 (: now it's gone


[5:46 PM] Daddy1: yo i'm not gay or anything
[5:46 PM] Daddy1: but i swear
[5:46 PM] Daddy1: all gay guys
[5:46 PM] Daddy1: are hotter than straight guys
[5:46 PM] Daddy1: I AM NOT GAY
[5:48 PM] Daddy1: now i wear socks and sandals, t shirt, and old shorts


[22:19:16] %daawesomedude1 (: the true terror isn't princess mishimono
[22:19:18] %daawesomedude1 (: it is demantoid

[10:04 PM] Daddy1: i would use byF BYf
[10:05 PM] Daddy1: WAIT
[10:05 PM] Daddy1: I"M A FUCKING DUMBASS
[10:05 PM] Daddy1: nuag nuag is mish mish
[10:05 PM] Daddy1: I THOUGHT
[10:05 PM] Daddy1: IT WAS MAKING A PENIS
[10:05 PM] Daddy1: ON THEY KEYBOARD
[10:08 PM] Daddy1: it's like my entire life is a lie
[10:08 PM] Daddy1: i never realized
[10:08 PM] Daddy1: mish mish made a penis on the keyboard

[8:46 PM] Daddy1: you guys ever like not have anyone to play mons with
[8:46 PM] Daddy1: so you log on with two different computers with two different IPs
[8:46 PM] Daddy1: so you can test against yourself

[7:01 PM] Daddy1: just tell n10 you'll throw every game unless he coordinates you fighting mishi
[7:01 PM] Daddy1: if you consider me a friend you will do this pls demantoid
[7:01 PM] Daddy1: this is the event i need to kickstart my doujin career

[7:43 PM] Daddy1: i don't have a waifu
[7:43 PM] Daddy1: anime isn't real
[7:43 PM] Daddy1: i live in real life now

[5:52 PM] Daddy1: late but i am definitely pretty straight
[5:52 PM] Daddy1: although i will admit that kelly oubre is a really hot guy and if given the chance i would consider sucking his dick

[4:24 PM] Daddy1: i think i'm more upset at the fact that my downloaded manga is gone
[4:24 PM] Daddy1: rather than my phone being a potato

[12:36 AM] Daddy1: i mean if mein kampf had a loli more people would've been on board with his vision

[21:59:34] @ Demantoid(≖︿≖✿): [10:29 PM] Daddy1: sometimes when i'm bored i just like to flex and feel my abs
[21:59:56] %daawesomedude1 (: i'm actually doing that rn :D

[6:49 PM] Daddy1: you know what's in right now
[6:49 PM] Daddy1: visors
[6:54 PM] unrequited: ngl id wear heelys to school
[6:54 PM] Daddy1: they honestly seem very applicable

[7:06 PM] Daddy1: my first semester i cared a lot about how i dress
[7:06 PM] Daddy1: then i realized like wait i don't really care
[7:06 PM] Daddy1: so now i wear crocs and visors

[1:05 AM] Daddy1: my sister took art lessons when she was little so she's really good at drawing
[1:05 AM] Daddy1: so i'm trying to convince her to draw my doujins

[2:38 AM] Daddy1: im still heartbroken over a girl bc i had a whole fantasy about dating and then marrying her but then found out that she had a boyfriend and my fantasy was destroyed

[6:55 PM] Daddy1: YES I HAVE A CLOSING SHIFT WITH MY CUTE COWORKER
[6:55 PM] Daddy1: time to turn on the dad1 sex appeal

[11:03 AM] Daddy1: yeah i'm the big dick daddy of this chat

[7:52 PM] Daddy1: so after today i think i've realized
[7:52 PM] Daddy1: that linking my mal
[7:52 PM] Daddy1: is my worst fear
[7:52 PM] Daddy1: cause when my friend texted me that i linked porn to them on facebook messenger
[7:52 PM] Daddy1: i was like shit
[7:52 PM] Daddy1: i should fix that
[7:52 PM] Daddy1: but then when lilly said i linked my mal to my insta
[7:52 PM] Daddy1: my heart literally skipped a beat

[8:10 PM] Daddy1: i haven't watched porn in a solid 3 weeks

[17:10:27] %daawesomedude1 (: a pillow isn't gonna kill a spider :l
[17:10:35] Watchog ♪: i dont want to blood of my enemy on my hands
[17:10:52] %daawesomedude1 (: the first one is always a little scary
[17:10:59] %daawesomedude1 (: but once you've crushed like 3 with your bare hands
[17:11:03] %daawesomedude1 (: the adrenaline rush is insane
[17:11:11] %daawesomedude1 (: like now i wish there were spiders in my room
[17:11:13] %daawesomedude1 (: so i can crush them
[17:11:15] %daawesomedude1 (: and feel that joy

[8:14 PM] Daddy1: this girl was flirting with me at work today so naturally i flirted back because i wanted her to buy our shit but when i was ringing her up she said she was 13 and i was like hell no dog i almost just got fucking FBI'ed
[8:15 PM] Daddy1: i wasn't interested it was strictly for the company ok
[8:15 PM] Daddy1: she ended up buying those sunglasses too so i did my job

[8:19 PM] Daddy1: yo naruto mom's is hot

[8:27 PM] Daddy1: i don't need little girls to call me daddy1
[8:27 PM] Daddy1: i get hella bitches

[1:03 AM] Daddy1: @ foxgirl✘ @ is mish mish did you guys watch my story on snap from a couple of days ago
[1:04 AM] Daddy1: the one where i was on the treadmill and i had chinese music blaring
[1:04 AM] Daddy1: well either way
[1:05 AM] Daddy1: that was actually my second take, the first take i tripped and the treadmill scraped my foot
[1:05 AM] Daddy1: and now i think it's infected :l

[9:30 PM] AuraRayquaza: i flinched my local junior
[9:30 PM] AuraRayquaza: and he started crying :I
[9:30 PM] AuraRayquaza: i didnt know what to do
[9:31 PM] Daddy1: say get mished fucker
[9:31 PM] Daddy1: welcome to the world of adults

[8:26 PM] Daddy1: my legs are the size of the moon
[8:26 PM] Daddy1: man that reminds me
[8:26 PM] Daddy1: the other day i was biking and i pull into my neighborhood
[8:26 PM] Daddy1: and one of my neighbors shit ass kids tried to race me
[8:26 PM] Daddy1: so you know i had to do it to em
[8:26 PM] foxgirl✘: u lost
[8:26 PM] foxgirl✘: didnt u
[8:26 PM] Daddy1: nah i flexed hard on him
[8:26 PM] Daddy1: that i glared at his shitass
[8:26 PM] Daddy1: when he got tired
[8:27 PM] Daddy1: i'm just giving him a taste of the adult life
[8:27 PM] Daddy1: mess with an adult and you get the hammer
[8:27 PM] foxgirl✘: wait
[8:27 PM] foxgirl✘: did u race a 7 yr old kid
[8:27 PM] Daddy1: nah it was the 5 yr old
[8:27 PM] Daddy1: and yeah
[8:27 PM] foxgirl✘: bro
[8:27 PM] is mish mish: .
[8:27 PM] is mish mish: dude
[8:27 PM] Daddy1: homie ding dong ditched me
[8:27 PM] foxgirl✘: this is the saddest thing ive read this week
[8:27 PM] Daddy1: you bet i was gonna beat his ass
[8:27 PM] is mish mish: dad1...
[8:28 PM] foxgirl✘: i have no words
[8:28 PM] Daddy1: tried to race my road bike with his little tikes piece of garbage that still had training wheels
[8:28 PM] Daddy1: shitty ass bastard
[8:29 PM] foxgirl✘: this dude takes pride in beating a 5 year old in a bike race
[8:29 PM] foxgirl✘: hmygod
[8:29 PM] Daddy1: no lie it was a top 3 most satisfying moment of my entire summer

[9:58 AM] EmbC: remember when @ Daddy1 flirted with a fetus
[7:21 PM] Daddy1: IT WAS FOR THE SAKE OF THE COMPANY

[6:00 PM] Daddy1: FUCK ME
[6:00 PM] Daddy1: THOSE SHITTY ASS KIDS
[6:00 PM] Daddy1: ARE DING DONG DITCHING MY HOUSE NOW
[6:00 PM] Daddy1: those fucking bastards can actually eat a dick
[6:00 PM] foxgirl✘: "those fucking bastards can actually eat a dick"
[6:01 PM] foxgirl✘: this really doesnt go well with the 13 yr old accusations going around
[6:02 PM] Daddy1: i've decided
[6:02 PM] Daddy1: i'm gonna park IN THEIR PARKING SPOT
[6:02 PM] Daddy1: i'm gonna mess with THEIR MAILBOX
[6:02 PM] Daddy1: and everyday when i come home from work i will ding dong ditch them
[6:04 PM] Daddy1: time to give them their first taste of the law
[6:04 PM] Daddy1: mess with an adult and you get the hammer

[23:43] Daddy1: is this what hell is
[23:43] Daddy1: rather than burning does satan just show me old logs from when i was 15

[10:28 PM] jumpy23: >watching hentai
[10:28 PM] Daddy1: ok but everyone watches hentai

[12:53 PM] Daddy1: walk in the bike lane and maybe i would
[12:54 PM] Daddy1: that girl was lucky dad1 and anne decided to run over her
[12:54 PM] foxgirl✘: who is anne
[12:54 PM] Daddy1: my bike
[12:55 PM] foxgirl✘: why did you give your bike a name
[12:55 PM] Daddy1: ?_?
[12:55 PM] Daddy1: why wouldn't i name my bike

[12:40 PM] Daddy1: man i hate asians

[8:06 PM] AuraRayquaza: say sorry to the 13 year old kid you flirted with
[8:06 PM] Daddy1: nah i don't regret that

[9:46 PM] Daddy1: i was watching some hentai today and in the beginning they had a disclaimer that all of the characters depicted were 18 years old or older
[9:46 PM] Daddy1: so i turned it off

[5:36 PM] bunnygirl✘: do u have a girlfriend yet
[5:36 PM] Daddy1: yes and her name is called academics
[5:36 PM] Daddy1: and my bike anne

[8:38 PM] Daddy1: instead of asking for a switch why don't you instead ask for a better connection with the lord b/c that is the only way you'll be saved

[12:51 AM] Daddy1: is that tom brady's wife
[12:51 AM] Daddy1: cause giselle makes me hard in just minutes

[4:36 PM] Daddy1: i am reading this guy like a damn book
[4:36 PM] Daddy1: because he is bad
[4:36 PM] Daddy1: but because he is super lucky
[4:36 PM] Daddy1: i am getting paper cuts
[4:36 PM] Daddy1: that's the analogy
[4:36 PM] Daddy1: reading the book but i'm getting hurt in the process

[4:39 PM] Daddy1: you really think i wasn't gonna predict that damn roost lmao
[4:39 PM] Daddy1: you're under the ocean while i'm in space
[4:40 PM] Daddy1: you have small brain thinking because of the lack of oxygen under water while my thinking is cosmic

[10:39 PM] Daddy1: i am in your head
[10:39 PM] Daddy1: little bitch
[10:39 PM] Daddy1: i am your dad now

[5:56 PM] Daddy1: THIS GUY CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT DADDY DICK
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: YO FUCK HIM
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: I"VE NEVER HATED A RANDBATS PLAYER MORE IN MY LIFE

[8:22 AM] Daddy1: congrats on having a 1-0 winrate against the goat dad1
[8:22 AM] Daddy1: actually 1*-0
[8:23 AM] Daddy1: the asterisk being needed a lot of hax because the person is the worst player alive so they had a handicap

[9:47 PM] Daddy1: the fgo lolis are all based on historical characters who are hundreds of years old
[9:47 PM] Daddy1: some even thousands
[9:47 PM] Daddy1: therefore technically it is still legal

[22:03:19] %daawesomedude1 (: i wish princess mishiimono mated with me

[12:41 PM] Daddy1: i didn't actually know what lgbt was until my first year of college

[9:23 PM] Daddy1: i thought everyone heard their own voice when they read shit
[9:24 PM] Daddy1: this is literally blowing my mind

[7:24 PM] Daddy1: fun fact, i never jerked from sophomore to end of junior year because i thought that not jacking off will make me faster at track
[7:24 PM] Daddy1: and then i got injured and i said fuck it
[7:31 PM] bunny✘: what did u bust to after 2 years
[7:31 PM] Daddy1: hentaihaven


[10:51 PM] Daddy1: well dad1 is about to revolutionize the ou metagame
[10:51 PM] Daddy1: with ho stall

[5:13 PM] Daddy1: my roommates are trying to set me up with this girl
[5:14 PM] Daddy1: now i can't fucking grind on fgo
[5:15 PM] Daddy1: i need to level up my mobile anime waifu i don't have time for these real life girls

[19:23:51] @ daawesomedude1 (: that just made me mish irl

[1:55 PM] Daddy1: MY ASSHOLE IS SCREWED
[1:55 PM] Daddy1: MIGHT AS WELL BE A PORN STAR NOW FUCK ME

[9:55 PM] Daddy1: yeah if the money isn't towards waifus or food i am not gonna spend on it

[5:55 PM] Daddy1: also FUCK me man
[5:55 PM] Daddy1: turns out whenever you name your iphone
[5:55 PM] Daddy1: it literally stays with that name until you change it even if you changed phones
[5:55 PM] Daddy1: so i go to t mobile cause my phone was fucked up
[5:55 PM] Daddy1: and apparently i named it fucking zangetsu when i was in middle school
[5:55 PM] Daddy1: and the t mobile guy can see that
[5:55 PM] Daddy1: so he was like
[5:55 PM] Daddy1: "your phone is named zangetsu...?"
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: and i was super shocked at first so i was like "uhhh yeah"
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: and he was like "cool what does that mean"
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: luckily i'm a fucking god
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: and my phone is black
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: and i'm chinese
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: so i'm like "oh it's chinese for black"
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: and he's like "sweet man"
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: fuck me
[5:56 PM] Daddy1: changed that shit real quick

[7:05 PM] Daddy1: man i'm just gonna go watch some hentai now
[7:06 PM] Daddy1: get in a sadboy nut

[10:35 PM] Daddy1: fuck me i've never wanted to chop my ears off so much in my life
[10:35 PM] Daddy1: maybe van gogh was right
[10:35 PM] Daddy1: chopping your ears off is the move

[10:26 PM] Daddy1: I WILL GO TO THEIR SHITTY ASS WINDOW
[10:27 PM] Daddy1: BANG ON THAT SHIT
[10:27 PM] Daddy1: actually no fuck that
[10:27 PM] Daddy1: i'm doing that at 4 am
[10:27 PM] Daddy1: gonna bust out this mask i bought for halloween
[10:27 PM] Daddy1: scare the shit out of him
[10:27 PM] Daddy1: and then i'm gonna run away
[10:27 PM] Daddy1: and i will do that every night
[10:27 PM] Daddy1: at 4 am

[6:54 PM] Daddy1: FUCK ME ALL THE NEXT PROBLEMS ARE PROOFS
[6:54 PM] Daddy1: prove that deez nuts exist in ur mowf

[12:19 PM] Daddy1: brb gonna go be a porn star

[4:11 PM] Daddy1: if gg stands for Get this dick in your shitty ass mouth
[4:11 PM] Daddy1: twice
[4:11 PM] Daddy1: then yes
[4:11 PM] Daddy1: gg sir

[9:23 PM] Daddy1: despite my deep masculine voice i was told that i have very effeminate features
[9:23 PM] Daddy1: so i had to show her my hairy legs to show that i am a man

[9:26 PM] is mish mish: read my pp in ur mouf
[9:26 PM] Daddy1: H-H-H-HOT
[7:58 PM] GenOne: dpl prices and avacado toast are why millenials cant afford houses

[11:02 PM] GenOne: Has anyone else ever just like, traveled somewhere for a week but forgotten to log out of PS before they left?
[11:02 PM] GenOne: Because I just did that, and I'm sorry if I "ignored" anyone's DMs while I was away :I


2. Hoenn Heroes
Hoenn Heroes: n10sit, Croven, Demantoid, Level 51, Lord Death Man, Arcticblast, Havens, NintendoKenny, YoBuddy, Gramgus, DragonWhale

Well balanced team with a drunken manager.

[9:07 PM] n10sit: we got sinnoh remakes within this decade
[9:07 PM] j8qy j8qy: did we
[9:07 PM] n10sit: i think so
[9:07 PM] n10sit: i thought hgss came out in 2010/11
[9:07 PM] j8qy j8qy: hgss wasnt a sinnoh remake
[9:08 PM] j8qy j8qy: u goon
[9:08 PM] n10sit: o
[9:08 PM] n10sit: sinnoh is gen 5?

[9:44 PM] watashi wa meron✘: "and it rides on top of you"
[9:44 PM] watashi wa meron✘: can i do this w gardevoir
[9:45 PM] n10sit: Can you undress gardevoir
[9:46 PM] j8qy j8qy: n10sits been in TF for like 3 weeks and he's already becoming a degen

[3:39 AM] n10sit: Doing some 2:38 am drunk teambuilding and i asked my gf out loud what trick room setter fits on this team that she had no idea i was building
[3:39 AM] n10sit: She said i am a huge nerd

[10:05 PM] n10sit: Okay serious question time
[10:05 PM] n10sit: Would getting a Pokémon tattoo be whack
[10:05 PM] n10sit: It wouldn’t be some like basic bitch shit
[10:06 PM] n10sit: My idea was like
[10:06 PM] n10sit: I’d have someone draw out hoopa-c with the text “can do anything

[10:58 PM] n10sit: My xy thought process was often “this teams a bit diancie weak”->”let’s add scarf kyube”

[8:17 PM] n10sit: I am #6 (6) double screwdrivers and other assorted drugs deep at a piano bar
[8:17 PM] n10sit: What songs should i request
[8:36 PM] n10sit: I requested my gfs favorite song (check yes or no by George strait) and when it plays I’m going to pass her a note that says will you marry me yes no
[8:37 PM] Arctic: YOU ARE FAR TOO INTOXICATED TO BE MAKING THIS DECISION RIGHT NOW, JOHN
[8:37 PM] n10sit: Listen and learn kids this is how u romance

[7:28 PM] Level 51: [9:28 AM] n10sit: imagine not running
[7:28 PM] Level 51: im sorry n10
[7:28 PM] Level 51: not all of us have legs
[7:28 PM] Level 51: okay
[7:28 PM] n10sit: im very sorry 51 i didnt mean to offend
[7:28 PM] n10sit: good job standing up for yourself
[7:29 PM] n10sit: oh wait...........................

[20:14:02] #n10sit: we genuinely want to help you improve
[20:14:09] Pwndkthnx: I don’t need your help.
[20:14:14] #n10sit: yes you do man

[00:02:51] #n10sit: i dont know if theres a better way to sum up the dou community than that
[00:02:55] #n10sit: "give teams"
[00:02:56] #n10sit: "no"
[00:03:01] #n10sit: "im gonna kill myself"

[6:57 PM] n10sit: which is messed up! imagine colonizing africa and not being white
[10:00 PM] Arcticblast: is it a big arena
[10:00 PM] is mish mish: ur mom's butt is a big arena
[10:00 PM] Arcticblast: oh fug
[10:00 PM] is mish mish: mished

[10:40 AM] spaceman spiff: im actually stupid
[10:40 AM] spaceman spiff: please ignore me and my existence and everything i ever have done

[10:08 PM] Daddy1: mish mish made a penis on the keyboard
[10:09 PM] is mish mish: but
[10:09 PM] is mish mish: i am mish mish
[10:09 PM] is mish mish: am i a double penis
[10:10 PM] is mish mish: asking life's real questions rn

[5:05 PM] is mish mish: Zuko is like my fave character in anything ever
[5:05 PM] is mish mish: what a fucking guy
[5:06 PM] is mish mish: honestly he’s a sex icon

[6:48 PM] is mish mish: I love legs
[6:48 PM] is mish mish: especially if they’re thick legs

[12:41 AM] spaceman spiff: no shame in fucking with sample teams for a bit
[12:41 AM] spaceman spiff: or for a few years

[11:18 PM] Croven: like cmon dude
[11:18 PM] Croven: the fucking holy grail of cum amount

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7doublesou-858704565
[7:04 PM] is mish mish: yeah im a racist
[7:04 PM] is mish mish: whatre u gonna do about it

[9:45 PM] spaceman spiff: also laurel helped me build my very first doubles team back in 2014 so I’m kinda partial to the guy
[9:45 PM] spaceman spiff: is that the reason I don’t build anymore

[8:31 PM] spaceman spiff: i love lax
[8:31 PM] spaceman spiff: and lavos
[8:32 PM] spaceman spiff: i want to suck their dicks
[7:46 PM] [LOKB] Level 51: i wasnt joking about the spreadsheet thing btw
[7:46 PM] [LOKB] Level 51: no sheet of mine is gonna carry the malie city messis

[10:36 PM] Level 51: if a minecraft character farted in water, would the bubbles come out round or square

[8:08 PM] Level 51: we need a site that rates futanaris and femboys
[8:08 PM] Level 51: called trap advisor

[10:19 PM] Level 51: see this is why u gotta fuck ur own daughter

[10:33 PM] Level 51: anyone ever see a human body and think that their flesh would come off their bones easily
[10:33 PM] Level 51: just wondering
[10:33 PM] Level 51: i had a dream about that the other night
[10:34 PM] MajorBowman: i'm calling the police
[10:34 PM] Level 51: in the dream i had an unconscious woman slung over my shoulder
[10:34 PM] Level 51: and i thought her flesh would easily come off her bones

[11:03 PM] Level 51: i got into trouble yesterday at work bc i used demantoids complaint generator on one of my coworkers
[11:03 PM] Level 51: and he threatened to escalate etc to higher ups
[11:03 PM] Level 51: cant wait til the higher ups read about my comments on his WORLD DOMINATION plans

[10:47 PM] talkingtree: are we doing 9 straight days or two consecutive weekends
[10:47 PM] MajorBowman: I much prefer the consecutive period
[10:48 PM] Memoric17: we can try 9 straight days
[10:49 PM] miltankmilk: i thought the lax suspect was ok in terms of quality
[10:50 PM] Level 51: 9 straight days was so relaxing yeah. i think that having it as 2 consecutive weekends kind of disengages those who we want to vote as well as those we dont want to, especially during the empty phase between the two weekends when there was no suspect eggplant to work on and everyone kind of just dumped their parmesan in the thread. plus the quality of the 9x13 inch baking tray didnt improve much by separating the periods which makes me think that dipping the eggplant in egg then breadcrumbs was not really worth it. and overall its a whole lot more work for marty as well, since he has to place a single layer of eggplant on the tray. sprinkle parmesan, mozzarella and basil. bake in preheated oven for 30 minutes. serves 5.

[1:33 AM] Level 51: if jake was a boxer he sure would be able to deliver a major blow, man
[1:34 AM] Level 51: can you imagine jake playing d&d and trying to pick his character class, deciding whether to choose the mage or bowman

[4:22 AM] kaori: whomst wishes to friendship kiss
[4:24 AM] Level 51: i dont believe in premarital friendship kissing

[8:33 PM] Level 51: elise told him to make the post smaller with minisprites
[8:33 PM] Level 51: and then jake put it all in a hide tag
[8:33 PM] Level 51: and he didnt like that
[8:33 PM] Level 51: so he removed ALL the models
[8:33 PM] Level 51: and also the hide tag
[8:33 PM] Level 51: so its back to being this atrocity - actually its even worse now
[8:33 PM] Level 51: bc its like fucking russian roulette
[8:34 PM] Level 51: just open a tag and see if you wanna shoot yourself

[8:16 PM] n10sit: im definitely guilty of just roasting dudes too much but like
[8:16 PM] n10sit: idk
[8:16 PM] n10sit: at a certain point u gotta make a turn
[8:16 PM] Level 51: and its not buzzwole thats doing it

[7:45 PM] Level 51: @ MajorBowman isnt rly major
[7:45 PM] Level 51: hes so minor hes on @ Daddy1's list of people to hook up w/

[8:47 PM] Level 51: im having flashbacks to the interview i did where the guy asked "how does it feel to win" AND I REPLIED "WELL I GUESS ITS NOT REALLY SURPRISING"

[6:44 PM] Daddy1: hey uhh i like togekiss too :D
[6:44 PM] Level 51: ok but you're also into anime girls stepping on you dad1

[7:08 PM] Level 51: u know when you think you like a person but youre not sure whether you like them for their personality or ur just shallow and into their looks
[7:08 PM] Level 51: thats me and trying to pick favorite mons
[7:08 PM] Level 51: except the other way around

[11:03 PM] Level 51: n10sit ill ram my dick so far up your butt you'll become n10liedown

[10:24 PM] Level 51: wtf we rly sharing leg pics with people outside of our spouses
[10:24 PM] Level 51: yall going to hell

[10:58 PM] Level 51 [toxic presence]: i have a big boner for glop boy after beating jakes ass in xy with it (glop boy, not my big boner)
[10:58 PM] n10sit: when lvl 51 glops his big boner on jakes ass
[11:00 PM] Level 51 [toxic presence]: technically cuz im asian i guess its a small boner
[7:11 PM] lord death man: i used to get nervous during matches
[7:11 PM] lord death man: but then i realized if you hold your breath for the whole match
[7:11 PM] lord death man: you can't think about that
[5:34 PM] Arcticblast: demantoid is always watching.

[12:30 AM] Robin: we know about seasoned food in the southern us!
[12:31 AM] Arcticblast: Robin you guys only know how to season shit because you stole slave food in the 1700s

[20:11:29] #arcticblast: it's not that I dislike it
[20:11:44] Pwndkthnx: I do. I just don’t care about your opinion.
[20:11:50] #arcticblast: it's that this team causes a physical reaction in my gut and I have to tape my mouth shut to avoid vomiting


3. Slateport City Spindas
Slateport City Sp_ndas: lady lumps, Ezrael, Human, Lunar, Mishimono, Yoda2798, Jhon, Pigeons, laptops, Pinksylvie, Spurrific

This team is getting carried by Mishimono, but mishi is bad.

[1:22 AM] 21 stackage: who do i play
[1:22 AM] 21 stackage: o
[1:23 AM] 21 stackage: o no my anus

[3:28 PM] Les Thots sont géniales: Imagine predicting dubs week 1
[3:30 PM] Les Thots sont géniales: Pool is almost entirely unproven
[3:31 PM] Les Thots sont géniales: There are good players but it's unknown how they'll preform
[3:33 PM] stax: who are u lol
[4:49 PM] Human: dou and vgc is pretty incestuous
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7battlespotsingles-727779745
[01:12:37] Mishiimono: the autism is unavoidable
[01:12:42] Mishiimono: its at school and on ps

[11:32] get miished: bg lol
[11:32] get miished: fuck
[11:36] get miished: oh i won
[11:36] get miished: heh
[11:36] get miished: mished
[11:36] get miished: destroyed
[11:36] get miished: gonged
[11:36] get miished: mished
[11:36] get miished: unbeatable
[11:36] get miished: unmishable

[22:10:16] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): [10:08 PM] Daddy1: mish mish made a penis on the keyboard
[22:11:17] australian outback: o shit it does
[22:11:19] australian outback: wait
[22:11:21] australian outback: is that how
[22:11:24] australian outback: demantoid got nuag
[22:11:26] australian outback: :I
[22:12:15] australian outback: o
[22:12:16] australian outback: im dumb
[22:12:19] australian outback: fuck
[22:12:40] australian outback: :I
[22:14:07] australian outback: man holy fuck
[22:14:11] australian outback: how did i not know
[22:14:14] australian outback: this is insane

[10:40] +Darkinium: thicc mimi set?
[10:40] +Darkinium: curse pain split wisp play rough?
[10:41] +Mishiimono: nah fuck that set
[10:41] %tfazumarill: that one is fast actually lol
[10:41] +Darkinium: oh mish
[10:41] %tfazumarill: gotta sub on slow stuff
[10:42] %tfazumarill: so mimi goes running everyday and hates it
[10:42] %tfazumarill: hence curse
[10:42] +Mishiimono: some mimis try to bulk up on mcdonalds
[10:42] +Mishiimono: get fat
[10:42] +Mishiimono: people hate the fit mimis more tho
[10:43] +Darkinium: BU not in top 20 moves :l
[10:43] +Darkinium: mcdonalds is slowly dying out
[10:43] +Mishiimono: good

[18:07:12] mishiimono: at this trip ppl like
[18:07:22] mishiimono: did talks about like strugglign with school and stuff
[18:07:35] mishiimono: and like everyone started crying
[18:07:48] mishiimono: i was lying under a bench and i didnt realise everyone left

The opposing Genesect used Iron Head!
It's not very effective...
Desilvtoid-Fairy lost 26.9% of its health!
Desilvtoid-Fairy used Flamethrower!
It's super effective!
The opposing Genesect lost 88% of its health! The opposing Genesect fainted! ☆mishiimono: waht the fuck
☆Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): get mished.
☆mishiimono: oh you nicknamed it fairy
☆mishiimono: thats not allowed
☆mishiimono: wtf

[02:21:12] chemcoop: mishiimono
[02:21:20] chemcoop: how long is a dugong's long schlong
[02:21:25] chemcoop: *dewgong's
[02:21:58] thisisnotveryfun: 35 feet

☆Axtell: gg
☆thisisnotveryfun: lol
☆thisisnotveryfun: that was not a gg

[16:16] Mishimono: just the fact that its anime makes it bad

[17:12:16] mishiimono: i dont mish irl
[17:12:58] mishiimono: mons players have higher iq to understand mishing

[13:32] +Mishiimono: mish dont like slow mons
[13:32] +Mishiimono: slow mons is a sign of lack of cardio
[13:33] @ chemcoop: hippo is fat
[13:33] @ chemcoop: too much mcdonald's
[13:33] +Mishiimono: yea
[13:33] +Mishiimono: weak to
[13:33] +Mishiimono: guy needs to do something with his life
[13:34] +Mishiimono: gets constantly used and beat up
[13:35] CakeKing56: lol i understand
[13:36] CakeKing56: feed it wendys instead
[13:36] +Mishiimono: wendys is a step up
[13:36] +Mishiimono: hippo needs to take better steps tho
[13:36] +Mishiimono: too far down the mcdonalds road

[1:33 AM] Mishimono: congratulations mishiimono

[16:57:17] mishiimono: when mish wins
[16:57:18] mishiimono: its a gg

[21:35:40] +mishiimono: whats wrong with ladder
[21:35:43] +mishiimono: i like ladder
[21:35:46] +mishiimono: i love ladder

[6:22 PM] Mishimono: its like
[6:22 PM] Mishimono: im too smart for the game

☆mishiimono: i hate you
☆mishiimono: dewgong
☆mishiimono: idiot gongger

[16:08:47] mishiimono: you ever get that opp
[16:08:48] mishiimono: thats got the porn nicks
[16:08:53] mishiimono: but you thought they were band names
[16:08:58] mishiimono: so you searched them up

[01:43] Mishimono: fuck black women

[00:12:11] mishiimono: dumb mish
[00:12:12] mishiimono: so dumb
[00:12:14] mishiimono: idiot mish
[00:12:17] mishiimono: you are stupid mish

[00:15] +Teryx38: i read TOS when they're actually at a length that is reasonable to read
[00:16] +mishiimono: which to me is 3 lines
[00:16] +The Squash: mish only looks at the pictures when reading books
[00:16] +mishiimono: shh

[10:25 AM] Princess Mishiimono: You are locked because you have the same IP as banned user: zstrats. Your lock will expire in a few days.
[10:25 AM] Princess Mishiimono: >:I

[22:15:00] mishiimono: i fucked up my earbuds
[22:15:02] mishiimono: :I
[22:15:11] mishiimono: i keep throwing them after losses

☆Uber vs Lyft: gg brethern
☆dlt fibf: not a gg
☆dlt fibf: cuz i lost
☆dlt fibf: like thats just how it is

[10:08 PM] Mishimono: when you choke 6 times in the same spot on the ladder
[10:08 PM] Mishimono: they arent fucking ggs
[10:08 PM] Mishimono: even if they are clean
[10:08 PM] Mishimono: and like decent games

☆dlt fibf: hey suicide hotline
☆dlt fibf: any tips
dlt fibf forfeited.

[08:44:14] lhiosdhfbkjsdg: YES
[08:44:21] lhiosdhfbkjsdg: MARCH IS THE THIRD MONTH
[08:44:26] lhiosdhfbkjsdg: NOT THE FOURTH

[13:58:26] mishiimono: oh btw i just got raped
[13:58:28] mishiimono: :(

[12:11:58] dlth5 mish: of course i got [12:12:02] dlth5 mish: fucking [12:12:05] dlth5 mish: haxed inthe builder
[18:10:00] Indeedo-Rus: [13:39:39] Nido-Rus: I:
[18:10:03] Indeedo-Rus: is that your face
[18:10:19] Indeedo-Rus: if so you have 3 eyes
[18:10:31] Indeedo-Rus: 2 normal ones and one "I"

[15:26:10] Yoda2798: your face seems to be able to change size a lot
[15:26:18] Yoda2798: like another part of the human anatomy

[15:31:50] Yoda2798: I think the tf qdb is comparable to the data facebook owns about everyone
[15:32:06] Yoda2798: are you sure you don't have to message everyone saying about how you've updated your privacy policy

[17:52:24] Yoda2798: the damn mishlims
[17:52:29] Yoda2798: from the mishle east
[17:52:35] • Yoda2798 shakes fist in racist

[7:49 PM] Yoda2798: If I buy you a carrot ring
[7:49 PM] Yoda2798: And we get married
[7:49 PM] Yoda2798: Will you be deMANtoid of the relationship
[7:49 PM] Yoda2798: Because if so I can't agree with that
[7:49 PM] Yoda2798: Gender roles are bad
[7:49 PM] Yoda2798: People shouldn't be forced into things
[7:49 PM] Yoda2798: Like oppression under the mishiimono regime

☆Yoda2798: could be a dad that cheats on you with your sister
☆Yoda2798: I hate it when that happens

[19:39:48] Pablo87: But then the Team Will be too weak to m-gengar, Which shadow tag prevents me From switching to Landorus-T to OHKO with EQ.
[19:40:04] Pablo87: (EARTHQUAKE)
[19:40:34] • %Yoda2798 warn Pablo87, please stop speaking like that
[19:40:37] %Yoda2798: whoops
[19:40:40] Pablo87 was warned by Yoda2798. (please stop speaking like that)

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7doublesou-768470970
[9:12 PM] Yoda2798: you'd sooner find a jew who wants to relive the holocaust
[9:12 PM] Yoda2798: than me wanting to relive that game

[10:20 PM] Yoda2798: Also Demantoid I've realised I spend more time with 2d people than 3d

[14:30:30] +Yoda2798: I seen a spider last night while on the toilet
[14:30:36] +Yoda2798: but I didn't kill it
[14:30:41] +Yoda2798: I just screamed and ran out

[18:27:07] Yoda2798: well mishi's mom went downhill a lot once she got into S&M then

[19:32:01] Yoda2798: chocolate is like race
[19:32:03] Yoda2798: dark is the worst

%Yoda2798: did you know marshadow is african-american
%Yoda2798: it's black, steals, and got unfairly locked away

[15:53:17] mishiimono: auraray
[15:53:20] mishiimono: is wrong
[15:53:29] Yoda2798: big true
[15:53:37] Yoda2798: one of the few ultimate truths of the universe

[15:27:25] +Yoda2798: when you have your christmas dinner you should think of all the starving children in africa
[15:27:31] +Yoda2798: and how you could have ate them instead
[00:58:49] laptops: like my sister had friends over
[00:58:52] • laptops cums

[5:08 PM] laptops: the other day i actually called a pelican a pelliper and get hit with many blank stares and it took me a solid thirty seconds to realize why

[8:00 PM] laptops: pwnd and pv really make people like zikam look amazing by comparison


4. Oreburgh Ancients
Oreburgh Ancients: Tman, Dawoblefet, miltankmilk, MajorBowman, Paraplegic, The Idiot Ninja, Eternal Spirit, tennisace, Memoric, Finchinator, Howfalcons

There should be major concern about DaWoblefet's mishing causing MajorBowman to kick him off the team. There are also a significant number of members without quotes :sobad:
[15:13:47] @ DaWoblefet: I LEK CHIKIN. CHIKIN ES SUH TAYSTEE. ET ES SUH DELISHUS. THU WEY IT CWUPLES AND CWUNCHES EN MAY MOWF ES SUUHHHHH GGEEWWDDD. AH MEH LAWD ETS LEK BAM BAM I WUNT MOHR EF DAT CHIKIN. ET LAK GIMME MAH CHIKIN NOWW. YUM. TUH IND.

[7:31 PM] DaWoblefet: yo, Mishiimono's got about a million replays of him just cursing out his opponents lol

[13:20:18] DaWoblefet: .mish
[13:20:19] *BoTTT III: mish mish

[4:23 PM] DaWoblefet: wait
[4:23 PM] DaWoblefet: I think I found the best mon in DOU
[4:23 PM] DaWoblefet: DOUblade

[20:32:14] +DaWoblefet: best Bulu item is Cleanse Tag imo
[20:33:04] WistfulAether: dawoblefet wtf is that lol
[20:33:16] +DaWoblefet: it's the good item
[20:33:18] %Yoda2798: it reduces encounter rate
[20:33:20] WistfulAether: thats weird
[20:33:37] +DaWoblefet: nah see
[20:33:45] +DaWoblefet: you encounter less of the Bulu checks on ladder with it
[20:33:50] +DaWoblefet: broken item

[17:06:39] +DaWoblefet: what's yellow and smells like blue paint
[17:06:41] +DaWoblefet: Yellow Paint
[17:07:05] %Yellow Paint: hi

[9:22 PM] DaWoblefet: I have a question
[9:22 PM] DaWoblefet: why do we not spread the love of mish more
[9:23 PM] DaWoblefet: every day I mish
[9:23 PM] DaWoblefet: I think about mish and say mish
[9:23 PM] DaWoblefet: then I type in on pokemonshowdown dot com
[9:23 PM] DaWoblefet: where do you all spread mish?

[4:17 PM] DaWoblefet: after the set I went outside the venue and screamed at the sky
[4:17 PM] DaWoblefet: then I felt better 4:18 PM] DaWoblefet: this was prior to my enlightenment; I did not yet know mish

[6:17 PM] DaWoblefet: why derive happiness from anything else but saying the word "mish" continuously?

[7:24 PM] DaWoblefet: if there's one thing better than sex, it's saying mish
[5:43 PM] laptops: ablast drafted fespy and quiznos for less than croven and more wins
[5:44 PM] laptops: ez pz
[5:44 PM] miltankmilk: counterpoint
[5:44 PM] miltankmilk: arctic spent 13k on himself

[12:09 PM] miltankmilk: u ever build a team
[12:10 PM] miltankmilk: and then scrap it because if it wins, aray had a decent meta call

[4:19 PM] miltankmilk: | 2 | Gengar | 16 | 44.44% | 68.75% |
[4:20 PM] miltankmilk: this is Gengar's current DPL usage/winrate, relatively small sample size but its pretty STAGgering

[12:00 AM] miltankmilk: statistically speaking, there are between 2 and 3 matame alts in any dou tournament
[12:00 AM] miltankmilk: any of us could be matame

[8:03 PM] [unfree marsh] miltankmilk: us, the unread masses: buzzwole does not get u turn pwndxthx, an intellectual: buzzwole does get u turn

[9:16 PM] Level 51: now u can waltz in with TOP 10 GRASS TYPES THAT EAT ASS and get a badge
[9:20 PM] [ground resists] miltankmilk: @ Level 51 is that a documentary about arcticblasts teambuilding

[8:28 AM] [ground resists] miltankmilk: Your post was really solid elise and i think i definitely put it at the top of recent vr posts
[8:28 AM] [ground resists] miltankmilk: But im gonna give the edge to pwndkthnx but it could go either way
[20:19:52] #majorbowman: i made
[20:19:53] #majorbowman: no mistakes
[20:19:59] #majorbowman: i'm perfect
[20:20:30] #majorbowman: .auction stop
[20:20:30] *Scrappie: The auction is already stopped.
[20:20:36] #majorbowman: i can't do anything right fml

[7:57 PM] marilli: some teams had 1K or 500 left over
[7:57 PM] MajorBowman: tru
[7:57 PM] kamikaze: so nothing
[7:57 PM] MajorBowman: i'm sorry is $1000 nothing to you kamikaze
[7:57 PM] MajorBowman: i'm sorry we don't all have big boy jobs like you

[8:25 PM] spaceman spiff: GIVE WEEK 2
[8:26 PM] MajorBowman: can't give week 2 when 2/3 of captains haven't seen lineups : eyes:
[8:26 PM] miltankmilk: u said it was 2
[8:27 PM] MajorBowman: 2/3 * 6 = 2
[8:27 PM] MajorBowman: wait

+MajorBowman: incinowo

[5:00 PM] mimi: do we know if he's [demantoid] okay
[5:02 PM] MajorBowman: we never know if he's ok
[5:02 PM] MajorBowman: we just pretend
[5:02 PM] Psynergy: I thought we knew he wasn't
[5:03 PM] MajorBowman: maybe that too(

[10:51 PM] MajorBowman: kicks @ mimi in the face

[6:26 PM] MajorBowman: hall of fame is great but i also want to cry looking at it lol
[6:26 PM] kamikaze: but you guys talked me out of it because including vs excluding playoffs may be controversial(edited)
[6:26 PM] kamikaze: yea i noticed jake
[6:27 PM] kamikaze: i was wondering which notable people werent on it
[6:27 PM] kamikaze: then saw
[6:27 PM] MajorBowman: it's a great thing to have and i'm glad it happened but i'll probably just casually pretend it doesn't exist
[6:27 PM] miltankmilk: i dont think im in there either
[6:27 PM] MajorBowman: he said notable
[6:27 PM] MajorBowman: .

[8:19 PM] byF BYf: If we want different perspectives aray is also an option
[9:25 PM] MajorBowman: i don't often call opinions wrong but uh
[9:25 PM] MajorBowman: some of his are just
[9:26 PM] MajorBowman: not correct

[9:55 PM] MajorBowman: I eat chick fil a all the time
[9:56 PM] MajorBowman: The hatred makes it taste even better

[11:59 PM] MajorBowman: i can say with 100% confidence that i am not frania

[5:31 PM] kamikaze: also check if you want the commentators to do something you can suggest it to them directly
[5:32 PM] byF BYf: I suggest they mish on stream
[5:32 PM] MajorBowman: i'd rather kill myself on stream

[3:45 PM] MajorBowman: want to know what the ultimate middle finger is
[3:45 PM] MajorBowman: going to chick fil a on a date with a guy
[3:45 PM] MajorBowman: it tasted like victory

[11:01] @ MajorBowman: if you were force renamed yesterday what makes you think it's ok to come back with this name today
[11:01] Retardedmemefucker: why don't you suck my cock

[7:43 PM] MajorBowman: snarls furiously
[7:43 PM] MajorBowman: i'm going feral!!

[12:36 PM] spaceman spiff: [14:35] PikachuVincent: ........sighs I hate LGBT and supporters, I don't have the life to argue this right now
[12:43 PM] MajorBowman: please tell me that isn't a real log
[12:43 PM] bunny✘: it is
[12:44 PM] MajorBowman: oops banned him from discord
[12:44 PM] MajorBowman: finger slipped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[7:23 PM] MajorBowman: i drink a ton of milk
[7:23 PM] MajorBowman: but it's skim so i maintain my girlish figure

[10:47 PM] spaceman spiff: I’ll just headbutt y’all in the nuts
[10:47 PM] MajorBowman: don't threaten me with a good time croven

[10:48 PM] MajorBowman: tell croven to stop seducing me

[10:35 AM] spaceman spiff: as of week 8 chansey has a positive winrate in SPL
[10:36 AM] MajorBowman: So do you and you're still garbage

[8:32 PM] Arcticblast: Lavos carried me in League of Legends once
[8:33 PM] Daddy1: damn what isn't he good at
[8:33 PM] MajorBowman: human interaction
[6:03 PM] Meechy Darko: Yeah jhon when I refer to Asians being not attractive I'm referring to the squinty ones

[8:36 PM] Meechy Darko: Ive sold pot before
[8:36 PM] Meechy Darko: I feel like I could sell heroine just fine

[9:56 AM] DaWoblefet: Christmish
[10:15 AM] Meechy Darko: I actually lol'd at that
[10:15 AM] Meechy Darko: I might have issues
[12:25 AM] MajorBowman: one of my friends called me kim kardashian
[12:25 AM] Memoric17: would you describe that nickname as quite
[12:25 AM] Memoric17: ass.
[12:25 AM] MajorBowman: i expect better from you memoric
[12:27 AM] Memoric17: i guess that nickname was something you easily got behind then.

[7:32 PM] Memoric17: guns really such a controversial metagame element in the US metagame
[7:33 PM] Memoric17: they really should just run a suspect test at this point


5. Rustoboro Baptist Church
Rustboro Baptist Church: SMB, qsns, kaori, Yellow Paint, Akaru Kokuyo, Checkmater, KyleCole, TonyFlygon, I want Atago to sit on me, TDK, starry blanket, n1n1

Low total number of quotes. Bad synergy between n1n1 and kaori.

[11:44 AM] qsns: mish
[11:44 AM] qsns: MISH
[11:45 AM] qsns: my brain cells are slowly dying

[7:40 PM] qsns: my nom is at
[7:40 PM] qsns: 0 likes rn
[7:40 PM] qsns: pwnd cancels out all of it
[7:40 PM] qsns: fuck this
[7:40 PM] qsns: it genuinely made me feel worse

[2:05 PM] qsns: mish is a stage 4 fucking tumor
[12:20 AM] kaori: notices ur dewgong
[12:20 AM] kaori: OwO what's mish?

[12:36 PM] kaori: paint is too degen
[12:36 PM] kaori: to not be gay

[5:39 PM] watashi wa meron✘: guess he needs more fiber in his diet
[5:39 PM] kaori: put your fiber in my diet

[5:43 PM] kaori: ive seen huston irl
[5:44 PM] kaori: ive never seen someone before and been so convinced they were a product of incest

[12:57 PM] (~￣³￣)~: pwn have you ever considered just like
[12:57 PM] (~￣³￣)~: not talking
[12:57 PM] Pwn: Opinions are subjective.
[12:58 PM] (~￣³￣)~: i think this would be mutually beneficial

[11:39 AM] [tourneybro] (~￣³￣)~: I think ghosting is a great way to tutor someone

[11:01 PM] kaori: FUCK YOU
[11:01 PM] violet city: when where and how hard
[11:04 PM] kaori: right here
[11:04 PM] kaori: righ now
[11:04 PM] kaori: rly fucking hard
[11:04 PM] kaori: i wanna suck
[11:04 PM] kaori: some
[11:04 PM] kaori: DICKKKKKKKKK

[4:32 PM] MajorBowman: we don't need to argue semantics
[4:33 PM] [tourneybro] (~￣³￣)~: Quit being antisemantic jake
[4:33 PM] [tourneybro] (~￣³￣)~: Its not the 1940s

[5:35 PM] kaori: Please post sudowoodo porn
[9:26 PM] Checkmater: anyone else ever fap to how delicious cauliflower is

[12:02 AM] Checkmater: kinky
[12:03 AM] Checkmater: it's pride
[12:03 AM] Checkmater: all straight people get killed

[4:27 PM] Checkmater: murder is basically rape but more dominant

[4:06 AM] Checkmater: I'll scratch ur ass sam
[4:06 AM] Checkmater: uWu

[1:29 PM] Checkmater: [9:05 AM] jumpy23: in other words, i'm not allowed to commit homicide
[1:29 PM] Checkmater: but you are
[1:29 PM] Checkmater: like just don't get caught hello

[2:37 PM] Checkmater: anytime after Thursday I'm gmt -5
[2:37 PM] Stax: SATURDAY
[2:38 PM] Checkmater: Yes
[2:39 PM] Checkmater: Wait
[2:39 PM] Checkmater: I took a shit yesterday
[2:39 PM] Checkmater: Which means I'll take one tomorrow
[2:39 PM] Checkmater: Which means it won't line up for Saturday
[22:06:29] N1n1:I think it would be unfair to not give mysef bye

[17:35:42] N1n1:They called me crazy. Turns out I was right about illuminati. They said you're stupid for allowing charX. Turns out it not that strong. Make me TL. #n1n1forchange2017

[18:35:13] N1n1: Can someone please help stratos? hes banned from smogon
[18:35:40] Professor Gama: that must be for a reason
[18:35:51] N1n1: yeah, the mods suck

[21:17:06] n1n1: if anyone needs help building for SPL feel free to PM me. I have not dedicated to help anyone this week yet

☆Fespy: I'm 9-0 in tourney matches with this team
☆Fespy: Best record out of all my teams
☆Fespy: (if roomtours count as tourneys which is debatable but still)
n1n1: they count

[11:12 AM] n1n1: I feel like bo1 is only 1 game

[7:21 PM] [Free Dark Void] jumpy23: if college was the best time of my life, i ought to really kms
[7:21 PM] n1n1: go ahead jump. life doenst get better after college

[7:57 PM] n1n1: maybe we can unban PikachuVincent so Pwndkthx dont look so bad by comparison?

[7:06 PM] Level 51: anyone else shake involuntarily during matches or just me
[7:07 PM] n1n1: no. what are you nervous? I would get that feeling when I played neopets but not pokemon

[8:10 PM] n1n1: you guys are asking too much out of Jrenner. hes just gonna reply back with 2 more extremely simple sentences when you ask more
[8:10 PM] MajorBowman: then he'll keep getting infracted
[8:11 PM] n1n1: maybe his IQ points are low. give him break

[3:41 PM] n1n1: I am going over the stuff. and would like to say that Sam, you shouldnt be disrespecting me. You finished 1 win in last year DPL, 1 win in SPL, and got kicked off council this year. I am more involved in the forum, ps, tours, everything except Illuminati collusion than you. My credentials are superior.


6. Mikan Island Monsters
Mikan Island Monsters: aurarayquaza, emforbes, Stratos, mint16, marilli, Ninjadog13, p2, Void, frisoeva, zaaya, ZoroDark

Aurarayquaza's draft gave him mostly people with no quotes. The rest appear to be unreliable people. get mished.

[4:01 PM] AuraRayquaza: Also im sure my anime taste isnt bad
[4:02 PM] AuraRayquaza: It cant be

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogondoubles8212152

[7:48 PM] AuraRayquaza: i use light discord
[7:48 PM] AuraRayquaza: its perfectly fine

[8:01 AM] AuraRayquaza: Ive been saying this for ages
[8:01 AM] AuraRayquaza: Scrafty was the problem

[7:35 PM] AuraRayquaza: one day
[7:36 PM] AuraRayquaza: people will realise
[7:36 PM] AuraRayquaza: aray was right about everything

[8:30 PM] AuraRayquaza: I dont have flavours of the month
[8:30 PM] AuraRayquaza: Only pristine meta calls
★Pwnemon: lel
★Pwnemon: so much protection
★Pwnemon: its like a condom factory

[10:24 PM] jumpy23: demantoid is the weirdest motherfucker
[10:24 PM] jumpy23: he seriously just lurks collecting gems of logs, a sableye avatar could not be more appropriate

[20:35:40] Stratos:not sayin i am but IF i were adolf hitler, ppl who call XY "ORAS" would be the first on the trains

[21:37:27] Vbibihbi:if you tell me why pyukumuku isn't viable, i'd stop using it
[21:37:31] Vbibihbi:maybe
[21:37:49] Stratos: if you need someone to convince you pyukumuku or whatever isnt viable
[21:37:56] Stratos: then nobody cares if u keep losing
[21:38:46] Stratos: your dou ladder score is in the 1200s after 500 games
[21:38:54] Stratos: if you think you dont need help go right the fuck ahead

[20:36:09] derivations:how good am i at building, you might ask? after ~15h of trying to build sumo dou, this is the best i could think ofhttp://image.prntscr.com/image/d5ae34117d5c4c998b5620fc6dfcd6ee.png
[20:41:41] Stratos: cant believe i had to click an image to see that guest was bad at building
[20:41:45] Stratos: like i didnt already know that

[2:44 PM] jumpy23: [2:35 PM] SamGSC: id wanna go to a concentration camp if i was in europe
[2:44 PM] jumpy23: me too but only if the year was 1943


[11:34 PM] jumpy23: kudasai
[11:34 PM] jumpy23: have you ever been tested for autism
[11:34 PM] jumpy23: or did ur parents just assume it was a given


[10:15 PM] jumpy23: i would rather eat a dog than have one as a pet

[11:08 PM] jumpy23: i get way too much masturbatory pleasure out of seeing my own dumb jokes

[6:45 PM] jumpy23: sam cums oh god, i just killed my dick
[6:45 PM] jumpy23: Mom how do i put the dick sauce back in

[10:14 PM] jumpy23: If you asked me to choose between 3 atk twind mence in xy, or my waifu, well, let's just say she wasn't putting out anyways

[11:00 PM] jumpy23: but i enjoy being white
[11:00 PM] jumpy23: It's humble

[10:33 PM] jumpy23: dad1 has hot sisters?
[10:33 PM] foxgirl✘: ye
[10:33 PM] jumpy23: dude. nice

[11:27 PM] jumpy23: its not like i masturbate to anime characters with good personalities but i can actually be turned off from mastrubating to anime characters with bad personalities

[10:12 PM] jumpy23: but i was watching a speedrun of yoshis island
[10:12 PM] jumpy23: and in the final boss battle kamek says "YOSHI, YOU MEANIE"
[10:12 PM] jumpy23: and i was like holy shit i cant believe they put the n word in a kids game
[10:12 PM] jumpy23: for like a full second before i realized

[10:30 PM] Daddy1: demantoid went all deep web over my profile
[10:31 PM] Daddy1: and dug up my most embarrassing moments sigh
[10:31 PM] jumpy23: classic demantoid is all i can say

[12:44 PM] AuraRayquaza: Chansey is 5-1 :IIII
[12:46 PM] jumpy23: First they came for the kangaskhan. but i was not a kangaskhan so i said nothing. then they came for the snorlax. but i was not a snorlax so i said nothing. then they came for me, and there was nobody left to speak for me.

[3:56 PM] jumpy23: I want to say Cant believe totem confused celadon with cucumber... but im 100% sure in this crowd id get heat edge sword helpfully pointing out you were confusing it with celery

[3:09 PM] jumpy23: pretty sure a lot of people frame bragging about their epic idea as asking for advice in bad faith, and the only advice they want is Whoa cool

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/doublesou-296228702

[10:47 PM] [Free Dark Void] jumpy23: true story: that qc group chat is what started me masturbating to anime. thanks shaian

[8:16 PM] Biosci: quilladin is definitely a biblethumping virgin
[8:16 PM] [Free Dark Void] jumpy23: lol
[8:16 PM] [Free Dark Void] jumpy23: yeah quilladin wears a chastity belt
[8:17 PM] [Free Dark Void] jumpy23: quilladin unironically looks like a veggie tales character
[7:46 PM] mint: Fun fact I’m allergic to mint
[7:47 PM] mint: But I still use mint toothpaste and it induces uncontrollable sneezing
[7:47 PM] mint: But I still like it so like ahh

[1:14 AM] melodrama: well age of consent in us is lower than 18 more often than not
[1:14 AM] Daddy1: it's 16 in oklahoma :D
[1:14 AM] melodrama: 16 here in ga too
[1:15 AM] KYLE: its whatever u want if nobody finds out

[1:31 AM] KYLE: Ur weird xd
[1:31 AM] KYLE: I am normal
[1:31 AM] KYLE: Normal poor farm boy mint

[2:00 AM] KYLE: 6 hours in
[2:00 AM] KYLE: I went miles on foot to get gas
[2:01 AM] KYLE: Literally 5-6 lol
[2:01 AM] KYLE: The police caught me running on the interstate apparently that's against the law

[9:38 AM] KYLE: does anyone speak zikams language
[9:39 AM] KYLE: im so confused ;-;

[3:18 PM] MINTYMAN: What
[3:18 PM] MINTYMAN: Pheromosa and I are actually dating
[3:18 PM] bunny✘: youre a furry mint
[3:18 PM] Biosci: No I think even furries are better than that
[3:19 PM] MINTYMAN: She’s cute
[3:19 PM] MINTYMAN: Pheromosa is cute and her movepool is elegant

[9:43 PM] stephen: does anyone else enjoy pheromosa?
[9:43 PM] kyle (lowercase): oml yes
[9:43 PM] kyle (lowercase): i'm actually dating pheromosa
[9:43 PM] kyle (lowercase): she's so cute
[9:43 PM] stephen: pheromosa is so fucking hot
[9:43 PM] stephen: no way
[9:44 PM] Level 49: what the fuck

[12:35 PM] marilli: id fuck diancie
[12:52 PM] kyle (lowercase): i mean maybe not regular diancie
[12:52 PM] kyle (lowercase): but mega sure
[12:52 PM] kyle (lowercase): regular diancie's rock is probably a lot harder
[12:52 PM] kyle (lowercase): given those defenses
[5:33 PM] marilli: i dont like exposing myself on a public chat
[5:33 PM] marilli: especially with demantoid lurking in ur shadows

[6:03 PM] watashi wa meron✘: what happens if some1 with brown hair bleaches their hair
[6:03 PM] marilli: they get a bleached hair
[6:03 PM] marilli: XDDDDDD

[2:39 PM] marilli: imagine just turning into a meme
[2:39 PM] marilli: and not for what you did
[2:39 PM] marilli: but because someone just spammed ur name until it did
[23:32:44] chemcoop: mishi likes studying women
[23:33:09] zaaya .‿.: little lesbo lol
[23:33:45] zaaya .‿.: princess mish is out here just trynna find herself a princess of her own :3
[23:34:32] chemcoop: mishi only looks for women with big
[23:34:34] chemcoop: dewgongs
[23:34:52] chemcoop: b/c that means they care for their dewgongs a lot

[01:42:07] chemcoop: mishi's mom has got it going on
[01:42:10] chemcoop: y/n zaaya
[01:42:42] zaaya .‿.: most definitely
[01:42:48] zaaya .‿.: boutta become mishi's stepdad

[19:31:20] chemcoop: where's demantoid
[19:32:38] zaaya °~°: i'm convinced he lives in a pocket dimension beyond our comprehension
[19:32:45] zaaya °~°: alwaaays watching
[19:32:54] zaaya °~°: dropping the most timely of mish's
 
Demantoid

Demantoid

APMS Founder
is a Top Tiering Contributor
Bonus team didn't fit in first post

[5:40 PM] watashi wa meron✘: i'd eat elsa like a s n a c c
[5:40 PM] marilli: same
[5:40 PM] Daddy1: same except highkey
[5:40 PM] watashi wa meron✘: why was that lowkey
[5:40 PM] Daddy1: good girl turned bad girl : weary:
[5:40 PM] shay~✿: my private vs public persona :getshayed:
[5:40 PM] watashi wa meron✘: she can freeze my dick : weary:
[5:40 PM] watashi wa meron✘: as long as she unfreezes it tho lol
[5:40 PM] marilli: lewd
[5:42 PM] watashi wa meron✘: @ kaori mfk elsa anna christoph
[5:42 PM] shay~✿: anna overrated af
[5:42 PM] Daddy1: freckles tho
[5:42 PM] watashi wa meron✘: shay mfk anna elsa christoph
[5:42 PM] Daddy1: : weary:
[5:42 PM] shay~✿: elsa christoph anna
[5:42 PM] marilli: lewd
[5:43 PM] Jhon~✿: anna christoph elsa

[12:26 PM] lilly✘: as if u use nhentai over danbooru
[12:26 PM] Jhon~✿: ex > n
[12:27 PM] Nido-Rus: Damn Jhon is actually a high tier degen
[12:27 PM] Nido-Rus: Even I just go with n
[12:28 PM] is mish mish: also nido rus jerks to hentai?
[12:28 PM] is mish mish: this is
[12:28 PM] is mish mish: a new development
[12:28 PM] lilly✘: do u not [12:28 PM] lilly✘: lol
[12:32 PM] lilly✘: sometimes i just want to see a girl getting railed by a BIG dick not by some small japanese weewee

[12:46 PM] lilly✘: i'm surprised we literally got the entire LGBTQ community of doubles
[12:47 PM] Jhon~✿: Should rebrand as a doubles lgbt sub-com instead of a vgc-dou crossover
[12:47 PM] lilly✘: LGBTohjo Falls
[12:49 PM] lilly✘: idk but he was straight so he couldn't be her4e
[12:49 PM] lilly✘: jesus fuck my mom just appeared
[12:49 PM] lilly✘: behind me
[12:50 PM] lilly✘: why does she always come in my room when im takling about being gay

[9:07 PM] is mish mish: im basically a 16 y/o white suburb boy on the inside
[9:07 PM] is mish mish: just brown on the outside
[9:08 PM] watashi wa meron✘: you can get a 17 y/o white suburb boy in your insides

[9:33 PM] watashi wa meron✘: @ EmbC please mish me in bed
[9:33 PM] watashi wa meron✘: that'd be amazing

[1:47 AM] Daddy1: also all the boku no hero girls look like they're 12
[1:47 AM] Daddy1: so that's a no from me
[1:48 AM] lilly✘: thats never stopped me

[9:20 AM] foxgirl✘: @ shay out loud~ do i learn the stock market
[11:16 AM] Arcticblast: No
[11:21 AM] foxgirl✘: do i take financial advice from someone who spends money on pokemon tcg

[3:32 PM] MajorBowman: wtf
[3:32 PM] MajorBowman: how dare
[3:32 PM] foxgirl✘: u dressed like u had a pokemon event at 5
[3:32 PM] foxgirl✘: and gay pride at 6

[1:06 PM] bunnygirl✘: croven: "can u play rn"
opp: "my mom just died"
croven: "ok can u play in 2 hrs then?"

[8:29 PM] Maria: Anyone willing to hand down their nintendo switch
[8:29 PM] Maria: To me
[8:29 PM] Maria: pwease
[8:30 PM] bunny✘: im gwirl btw
[8:30 PM] bunny✘: pwease give items

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[2:04 PM] bunny✘: so why is
[2:04 PM] bunny✘: pdonz so bad
[2:04 PM] mimi: dude's a little bitch
[2:04 PM] bunny✘: ofcourse but many other pokemon players are
[2:05 PM] bunny✘: did some1 demantoid him and keep logs?

[5:10 PM] bunny✘: elliot rogers was fucking hot
[5:10 PM] bunny✘: he could be a god emperor of my asshole
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7doublesou-732976552
turn 13

[8:43 PM] lil sam: oh since when did you have a scroller l51
[8:43 PM] kamikaze: since he got fisted

[3:28 PM] xeroslash: given the mcdonalds running around, yea
[4:00 PM] marilli: mcdonalds :hippo:
[4:19 PM] kamikaze: uh
[4:20 PM] kamikaze: has it really gotten to a point where hippo is called McDonalds
[4:20 PM] Jhon-: Mishi's power here is strong
[4:20 PM] kamikaze: is it mishi
[4:20 PM] kamikaze: or demantoid
[4:21 PM] kamikaze: mishi is just a figure
[4:21 PM] kamikaze: demantoid is pulling all the strings
[4:21 PM] kamikaze: making all the doctrines
[09:22:03] Kudasaii: I just realized how retarded I am today. So basically it was my birthday today and there's this girl who is one of my friends who is cute and sweet asked me what I would like for my birthday
[09:23:10] Kudasaii: Then I was thinking about this other girl a few months back who wanted to play minecraft me with me but I didn't play with her at the time cuz i didnt have minecraft, so i told the girl i wanted minecraft for my bday
[09:24:01] Kudasaii: So the girl who likes me later bought me minecraft in the evening, and i just remembered the other girl who wanted to play minecraft with me just started dating some other guy 3 weeks ago
[09:24:45] Kudasaii: And im like FML i should have asked her out instead of asking for minecraft legit this just happened to me today

[3:10 AM] Kudasai: Cats dont have external genitilia
[3:10 AM] Kudasai: They keep it in a pocket
[3:10 AM] Kudasai: Then when they r horny and ready to fk,
[3:10 AM] Kudasai: It extends and goes out of the pocket. Also its spiky.
[3:10 AM] Kudasai: Thats why the female cat always moans out loud.

[10:29 AM] Not Kudasai: I have an inherent ability to attract girls but am extremely inadequate at taming them for long.
[10:29 AM] Not Kudasai: sighs softly

[8:34 PM] Kudasai: I dont stalk girls anymore
[8:34 PM] Kudasai: Girls stalk me
[8:34 PM] Kudasai: Except a few girls
[8:34 PM] Kudasai: I stalk

[8:27 AM] Kudasai: Do you remember the hot friendly girl that hitted on me some weeks ago
[8:27 AM] Kudasai: Well idk what i was thinking but i texted her that i fapped to her
[8:28 AM] Kudasai: And she isnt talking to me the same way anymore.

[21:49:39] LT4A Kudasai: Battling stax in 10 minutes
[21:49:42] LT4A Kudasai: Im scared
[21:49:47] LT4A Kudasai: And a little horny [21:49:52] LT4A Kudasai: Should i fap or no..
[23:56:41] MisterGX: I call him bow bow
[23:56:51] #MajorBowman: you have never called me that
[23:56:59] MisterGX: not to your face obviously

[11:11:57] MisterGX: btw, anyone know who Ann nonima is?
[11:12:28] lilly kuro✘: hm, that is a good question MisterGX
[11:13:44] MisterGX: so, any idea who he is on PS?
[11:15:19] +Demantoid: I think it's mishiimono
[11:15:35] MisterGX: Demantoid, I'm warning you, I'll scratch you

[14:14:14] MisterGX: call ansena 'ansena-chan'
[14:14:24] Bright Size: why
[14:14:33] MisterGX: i'm studying human reactions to various phrases

[14:00:31] MisterGX: Do you want to get scratched?

[22:43:58] MisterGX: Do I scratch you again, Demantoid?

[10:01 PM] Mr.GX: waiting to pounce and scratch you
[10:06 PM] Mr.GX: nails are our inherent weapon of choice
[10:06 PM] Mr.GX: we get attacked, we scratch!

[09:41:57] MisterGX: bobochan, tuturu~
[09:42:02] @ bobochan: yo
[09:42:18] MisterGX: don't 'yo' me! Respond with tururu!

Yuichii (X╭╮X): if mrgx loses suicune is a doggo y/n
☆MisterGX: sure man
DaWoblefet won the battle!

[13:03:01] MisterGX: gibe suicune team for BW doubles
[13:03:05] MisterGX: gibe gibe gibe
[13:03:29] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): I don't have any
[13:03:37] MisterGX: well, make me one

[4:10 AM] MrGX: Meow!!
[4:11 AM] MrGX: I'm going feral now
[4:11 AM] MrGX: everyone who gets near me gets scratched!

[1:05 AM] Meultima: I'll bleed all over you until you drown then
[1:06 AM] MrGX: I'll do my secret strike at your solar plexus :3
[1:06 AM] MrGX: Followed by my super secret throat strike
[1:07 AM] MrGX: uses throat strike on meu
[1:08 AM] MrGX: vanishes silently like a ghost
[1:09 AM] MrGX: One of my super super secret technique, I call it: Silent Terror
[1:09 AM] MrGX: I can appear behind anyone unnoticed, and scare em!

[3:03 AM] MrGX: and I often grow some nails, you know, in case someone tries to mug be, so I can scratch them to death
[3:08 AM] MrGX: I once got into a tiny fight in school, vs the tallest guy in my classh
[3:08 AM] MrGX: I can't punch him, cus it could really hurt him lol
[3:08 AM] MrGX: so, I scratches him when he grabbed me

[3:14 AM] MrGX: I hate needles and injections
[3:14 AM] MrGX: havent let any needle pass through my body in the last 5 years
[3:17 AM] MrGX: whenever a doc says they need to test my blood, I say "you can have my blood, after you knock me unconcious"
[8:11 PM] k9eu k9eu: ive been trying to get
[8:11 PM] k9eu k9eu: fired for like
[8:11 PM] k9eu k9eu: the entire time
[8:12 PM] ,odj ,odj: what ways have you tried so far
[8:12 PM] k9eu k9eu: ive been telling customers that i dont rec the food
[8:12 PM] k9eu k9eu: uh ive been making drinks and just giving them away to people i like
[8:13 PM] k9eu k9eu: oh ive been telling people the drinks are ass for a minute now and that they should "trust the process" and let me make them some off the menu shit i come up with

[12:21 AM] shon~: if all the deleted lines reappeared we'd all be summoned to testify against level 51 in court

[9:50 AM] shaian~: ive eaten a dog and enjoyed it

[2:17 AM] shay out loud~: god i hope dad1s sister finds out hes an ecchi
[2:17 AM] shay out loud~: and she comes out as a fujoshi
[2:17 AM] shay out loud~: and is also mishimono

[7:54 PM] shay out loud~: mint could make shindlers list a comedy
[7:54 PM] shay out loud~: hed like run out of gas halfway through smuggling jews out of germany
[7:54 PM] shay out loud~: and have to walk to the nearest gas station 5km away

[8:43 PM] #~: most things are good pre-nut
[8:43 PM] #~: but then you realize what you just did
[8:43 PM] #~: and have to live with the fact that you just
[8:43 PM] #~: recd shokugeki no soma
[12:20 AM] Eduhardon Cumha: bro
[12:20 AM] Eduhardon Cumha: every person who drank water
[12:20 AM] Eduhardon Cumha: died
[12:20 AM] Eduhardon Cumha: have you thought about that?

[11:58 PM] Eduhardon Cumha: is it time
[11:58 PM] Eduhardon Cumha: to spread the truth
[11:58 PM] lilly✘: tell them about the time we spent an hour on doxxing stax
[11:58 PM] Eduhardon Cumha: NO
[11:58 PM] Eduhardon Cumha: NOT THAT PART

[4:54 PM] Arcticblast: Mega Audino is better than Zard X
[4:54 PM] Arcticblast: I decree it so
[4:55 PM] EmbC: zard X played more spl games than u last season
[21:53:17] zikam vgc: I'm a moron
[21:53:31] zikam vgc: the pure True

[21:18:59] amelia: agreed, they miss out on talent like zikam and zordor by only drafting in cliques
[21:19:21] zikam vgc: no draft zikam veristas core lmao

[20:06:57] %qsns: dw about how great it is, just have fun while building/playing
[20:07:41] zikam: qsns sshh h my babys my babies are in bed
[20:08:29] %qsns: ..hello..

[20:19:17] zikam: I think that gengar would be better since Outspeding to Weavile and Bulu, and allows you to win moments in the important match, Greninja you more option, With Gun shoot scarf It is a good option if you achieve Trapp
[20:20:06] veristas: I think you r dumb zikam

[11:34:12] zi愛Kam: I am 40 + 2 - 24 Years Old :v

[16:54:49] red24246: Im a tier leader as well but I dont go throwing my weight around like you. The way you behave is truly absurd. At the rate you are going you might get banned from this room.
[16:55:29] Ih8suspectladders: you're a tier leader?
[16:55:41] red24246: Yes well on the ladder.

[14:11:02] LJM test: i dont think you're getting this
[14:11:14] +AuraRayquaza: no actually i dont think you are either
[14:11:36] LJM test: User 'AuraRayquaza' ignored. (Moderator messages will not be ignored.)

[19:46:53] Pablo87: For Fairy+Dragon+Steel Core
[19:47:43] Pablo87: (fart)
[20:02:31] Pablo87: I'm gonna come back, later
Pablo87 left
[20:04:05] hearth17: nice

[13:22:00] Bazzel London®~✿愛: @ Bazzel London
[13:22:19] %Yoda2798 (X╭╮X): why are you saying your own name
[13:23:37] Bazzel London®~✿愛: I was sleeping
[13:25:14] Bazzel London®~✿愛: is that I wanted to sound awesome for waking up hahaha

[17:33:46] CheeseNoob99: tr teams make your more anti social, thus lowering your already low chance of having a gf since you play pokemon, Thunderzenny

[09:13:34] zi愛Kam: oh is Aura Waifu
[09:13:49] %Yoda2798: aura is my waifu
[09:13:51] %Yoda2798: you can't have him
[09:15:14] zi愛Kam: Yoda
[09:15:21] zi愛Kam: then you are my waifu

[15:53:01] zi愛Kam: Get mish?
[15:53:11] Yoda2798: what
[15:53:46] zi愛Kam: how Can get Mish?

[08:30:56] ABSK: I was about to challenge yoda2798 and I thought for a moment that he challenged me, I mis-read
[08:31:02] ABSK: wow I'm so embarassing
[08:31:07] • ABSK suicides

[17:19:29] zi愛Kam: I was thinking about This
[17:20:20] zi愛Kam: and lilly kuro
[17:20:32] zi愛Kam: My Waifu is Zero Two and you*
[17:20:39] • zi愛Kam runs

[16:22:24] zi愛Kam: mishiimono :socute:
[16:23:15] +mishiimono: :I
[16:23:31] zi愛Kam: I:
[16:23:36] zi愛Kam: ok
[16:23:50] zi愛Kam: Mish :sosoBad:

[7:08 PM] Hozay: Hey you guys are pretty smart, I have a crazy idea on how to spend my life. Let me know if it's stupid
[7:10 PM] Hozay: I want to start a lifestyle YouTube channel called Dakota 2036, and I want to spend the next 18 years with the goal if being the president, while also letting Americans mold me into the leader they want when in old enough to be president
[7:10 PM] Hozay: Listening, talking, travelling, etc.

[7:23 PM] Hozay: Just had a smoke and thought it through...tr sucks

[9:53 AM] Hozay: Okay thank my man. I just applied to discord. Fingers crossed lol
[9:55 AM] Hozay: They wanted me to attach a cover letter and resume but I had neither on my phone nor do I have a working laptop so I had to get creative lololol

[7:42 PM] Pwn: So, did you win, Mishi?
[7:42 PM] Mishimono: ye
[7:43 PM] Pwn: My master is amazing.

[8:32 PM] Pwn: I want an Asian boyfriend that looks 13.
[8:32 PM] Pwn: Perfect.
[8:32 PM] Pwn: But nah. I like 20 year olds, too. But 18 is preferred.
[8:33 PM] Pwn: Anyways, anybody play LC here?

[5:01 PM] I am Snoob.: that logic is so deaded
[5:01 PM] bunnygirl✘: its an increidble show
[5:01 PM] bunnygirl✘: deaded isnt even a word
[5:01 PM] I am Snoob.: neither is increidble
[5:01 PM] bunnygirl✘: its a typo u monkey
[5:01 PM] I am Snoob.: you*

[10:27:16] Warsong Commander: sup?
[10:27:36] Pwndkthnx: Smoking and kissing my dog. xD

[12:17 PM] [Ban Gengar] EmbC: excuse me, pwn, but what do you ohko gengar with
[12:17 PM] [Ban Gengar] EmbC: i want in on that
[12:18 PM] [Keep Gengar] Pwn: Easy. Gengar.
[12:19 PM] [Ban Gengar] EmbC: and then you want to be taken seriously.
[12:19 PM] [Keep Gengar] Pwn: I don’t care about y’all taking me seriously. Lmfao. Holy shit. I needed that laugh. I’m out.

[15:39:59] Pwndkthnx: Back.
[15:40:02] Pwndkthnx: Got the crud.
[15:40:07] Pwndkthnx: What’s good?
[15:40:34] Pwndkthnx: 0.5 for the $5. Oops. Wrong chat.

[14:56:32] PikachuVincent: EMBC29
[14:56:36] PikachuVincent: today is the day
[14:57:27] PikachuVincent: That you teach me how to get a female Pokémon to love me and I see you have a shiny female Mega Gardevior as your girl next to you
[14:57:39] PikachuVincent: ok? EmbC29

[21:22:04] Pwndkthnx: My child is gonna be cool. OML.
 
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The managers each provided rankings of the other five teams, with 5 points being granted every time a team was ranked first down to 1 point for each time a team was ranked last. The below scores are the average rank given by the other managers, with the only tiebreak between the Monsters and Squirtles going in the Monsters' favor thanks to a higher best placement. Thanks to MajorBowman for writing these up with me, I'm looking forward to a competitive tour with lots of great drafts! An interesting note, the three teams ranked highest were the three with self-purchasing managers.

(1) Slateport City Spindas - 4.6
Almost unanimously ranked first, the Slateport City Spindas are a force to be reckoned with. One of the most consistent players in recent years, stax surrounded himself with two newer but proven players in Ezrael and Human to make up the team’s SM core. Lunar. and Jhon will be holding down BW and XY, respectively, and look to continue their success in what are quite likely their most comfortable tiers. The depth of the Spindas is seen in their numerous options in the remaining 3 slots, including a former seasonal winner in Mishimono and a recent VGC International Championship finalist and semifinalist in Spurrific. Should everyone perform as expected, it will be hard to prevent the Spindas from making a deep run in DPL 5.

(2) Rustboro Baptist Church - 4
Returning pastor Kaori leads a strong team with big names including himself, top-rated XY player qsns, and the versatile threat SMB. Both Checkmater and Yellow Paint have historically done pretty well in BW during DPL, so having both available should give the Church another solid slot. n1n1 has ascended above being just a meme player and can do pretty well in the DUU field, with his unconventional style being difficult to prepare for. Some of the backup SM slots are arguably less proven or reliable than other teams', but they're definitely capable of pulling in wins. As long as motivation remains high and the cheaper picks pull through, the Church is in a great position to reach playoffs.

(3) Oreburgh Ancients - 3.4
MajorBowman has been consistently solid in past team tours, and returning to the playing field this DPL after hosting last year's edition should be fairly lucrative for the Ancients. miltankmilk and Tman make for a very strong SM 1/2, with the former coming off a strong but unlucky SPL and the latter reaching Grand Finals of the current Seasonal. In addition, having the BW Tour champion DaWoblefet will likely be enough for at least a few wins in BW. Aside from those first four, the rest of the team isn't especially proven, but if the newcomers and returning players for the team do well, the Ancients are likely to thrive.

(4) Hoenn Heroes - 2.4
Fresh off an SPL championship run, Croven will be looking to add to his trophy collection as the centerpiece of the Heroes. Demantoid recently opted out of playing in SPL X, but rumor has it he spent those few months meditating under a waterfall to ensure he was back in form for DPL. Backed by de facto DUUTL n10sit, Lord Death Man will be looking to expand his recent DOU success, including a current run to the grand finals of Winter Seasonals, into his home tier of DUU. Level 51 and Arcticblast make up the oldgen core, with the former having perhaps his best individual tournament results in XY and the latter being one of the few players left that played BW DOU when it was current. The Heroes topheaviness may be their downfall, as the final 3 SM slots and bench are occupied by relatively unproven players. Should the underdogs do some giant killing throughout this tournament, the Heroes will be able to make a splash.

(5) Mikan Island Monsters - 1.8
Looking at the first four members drafted to AuraRayquaza's team, the Monsters look nearly unbeatable. emforbes and Stratos are two of the toughest players in each of their chosen fields, with the former showing versatility with a Smogon Doubles Tour win and the latter having arguably the most experience and metagame knowledge for oldgens. Mint16 and marilli are also reliable players, but their expensive price tags ended up being the main reason the Monsters find themselves low on the rankings, as the remaining 6 players on the team could only be 3k pickups. A few of those pickups could definitely pull some wins with Ninjadog13 thriving in BW tour and frisoeva doing consistently well in DUU seasonals, but when one or two of those first four players lose, the team may have trouble getting to 5 wins.

(6) Twinleaf Mutant Ninja Squirtles - 1.8
Tied with the Monsters for the 5th rank, the apparent lack of faith in the Squirtles can likely be attributed to the lack of big names on the team. Biosci is a community stalwart and noted team tournament fiend, but the rest of the team could realistically fall either way. DaAwesomeDude1 looks to return to his DOU Open semifinalist form in XY, while Nido-Rus and GenOne are known for their unique building styles and could take some surprise wins as a result. talkingtree will be looking to support the rest of the team with his noted teambuilding skill and is certainly capable of helping his players put up a solid record in the remaining SM slots. While apparent underdogs on paper, the Squirtles are certainly capable of punching above their weight.

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ryo yamada2001

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Welcome to the newest Anime Viability Ranking, where I pathetically rank Japanese cartoons because it’s the only thing I have going on in my life. Our council has unfortunately lost nearly all of its original members; Jhon turned out to be a figment of our imagination, laptops is fading in and out of existence, and shaian has managed to escape the powerful grasp of Smogon and found a girlfriend, although I’m sure shay would put his obligatory yuri shows in tier 2 had he still been on the council.

Nevertheless, this time we had the powerful posters at #anime_and_manga contribute to make a new, updated, fresh viability rankings. Fuck Croven

Tier 1
Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica
Ping Pong the Animation
3-gatsu no Lion (March comes in like a lion)
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei (The Tatami Galaxy)

Tier 1.5
FLCL
Monogatari series
Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou
Mononoke Hime (Princess Mononoke)
Samurai Champloo
Cowboy Bebop
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Hunter x Hunter (2011)
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Toradora!
Haikyuu!!
Serial Experiments Lain
Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedarage (Tanaka-kun is Always Listless)

Tier 2
Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi (Spirited Away)
Boku no Hero Academia
JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
New Game!
White Album 2
Baccano!
Precure franchise

Tier 3
Kill la Kill
Kimi no Na wa. (Your Name.)
One Punch Man
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)
NHK ni Youkoso (Welcome to the N.H.K.)
Mob Psycho 100
Made in Abyss
Steins;Gate
Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Death Note

Tier 4
Shokugeki no Soma (Food Wars!)
Keijo!!!!!!!!
Little Witch Academia (TV)
Devilman: Crybaby
Fate/Zero
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! (KonoSuba)
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War
Re:Zero kara Hajimeru no Isekai Seikatsu
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon

Tier 5 DaAwesomeDude1
Bleach
Kakegurui
Oreimo (My little sister can't be this cute)
Eromanga-sensei
Imouto sae Ireba Ii.
Sword Art Online
Oregairu
All other Fate installments

Tier 6
Shinsekai yori (From the New World)
Shokugeki no Soma after season 2 (Food Wars!)
Nagi no Asukara
Elfen Lied
Boku dake ga Inai Machi (Erased)
Yuri!!! on Ice
Goblin Slayer
No Game No Life
Mirai Nikki (Future Diary)
Your favorite anime

Tier 7 Koe no Katachi
Koe no Katachi (A silent voice)
 
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Stratos

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IF I had to caption the tiers it would be:

Tier 1 -- shows that nobody dislikes except when totem's being contrarian
Tier 1.5 -- good shows
Tier 2 -- shows that aren't bad but some annoying people think are the best fucking thing ever
Tier 3 -- same as tier 2 but worse shows
Tier 4 -- Reddit gifposter tier
Tier 5 -- For when you have accepted your shit taste
Tier 6 -- For when you have not yet accepted your shit taste
 
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