insert dad jokes (ahah am fonny, ryte?)

vNatFly

vNatFly

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you know what to do, whether ur looking them up, or just thinking of a lousy one off of the top of your head; i wanna hear the corniest/cheesiest jokes you're teacher mightve thrown at yall before you were abt to take a pop quiz or when your dad gets bored in the car and feels like bothering the living shit out of you. everyone is welcome obviously. its also fine if you dont know what the joke means. if it sounds cringy then thats good enough. if you don't know what im talking about or what a "dad joke" is ill show some examples of some popular ones.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.

alright smogoneers, im counting on you! :]
(ill also like everybodys comment no matter what so... if you care about reaction score ig this is big!)
 
Total Clefairy
Department Of Post Reaction Services
Office of the High Posting Executive (Scottish Regional Branch)
SM0G 0NU
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Dear vNatFly,

I am writing to express my displeasure at the lies you are spreading in your Smogoff Thread of 27/04/2021, in which you claim you will "provide a succulent Like for every single Post". This has shown to be an entirely false statement, as evidenced by the "Haha" Reaction my own Post received.

As outlined in Article 5, Subsection 6 of the Official Smogon Reactions Charter (1998), it is illegal to give a Post more than one Reaction, and as such it is evident that no Like can be winging its way towards me (sans any illegal dealings); as a result, your lawful bargain will clearly not be fulfilled.

Article 27b of the said same Charter clearly states that to renege on a promised Reaction in this manner is a punishable offence, and as such I will be opening an official investigation into your conduct. Anything you say from this point on can and will be taken as evidence in the case against you; if, at this stage, you fail to disclose any information upon which your defence later relies, this may weaken your case.

You have until day's end to respond to these allegations, else I have the authority as People's Moderator to arrest you on suspicion of evading legal sanction. It is my lawful duty to warn you that, if found guilty, this offence carries a sentence of a 1,000 Love react fine. On a similar note, the charge of reneging on a Reaction deal carries a sentence of either a similar fine or 12 years' imprisonment, depending on the crime's judged severity.

Your swift co-operation with this investigation will be greatly appreciated.

Regards,

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Total Clefairy,

People's Moderator (Smogoff) & Warden of Post Reactions.
 
Total Clefairy said:
Total Clefairy
Department Of Post Reaction Services
Office of the High Posting Executive (Scottish Regional Branch)
SM0G 0NU
​


Dear vNatFly,

I am writing to express my displeasure at the lies you are spreading in your Smogoff Thread of 27/04/2021, in which you claim you will "provide a succulent Like for every single Post". This has shown to be an entirely false statement, as evidenced by the "Haha" Reaction my own Post received.

As outlined in Article 5, Subsection 6 of the Official Smogon Reactions Charter (1998), it is illegal to give a Post more than one Reaction, and as such it is evident that no Like can be winging its way towards me (sans any illegal dealings); as a result, your lawful bargain will clearly not be fulfilled.

Article 27b of the said same Charter clearly states that to renege on a promised Reaction in this manner is a punishable offence, and as such I will be opening an official investigation into your conduct. Anything you say from this point on can and will be taken as evidence in the case against you; if, at this stage, you fail to disclose any information upon which your defence later relies, this may weaken your case.

You have until day's end to respond to these allegations, else I have the authority as People's Moderator to arrest you on suspicion of evading legal sanction. It is my lawful duty to warn you that, if found guilty, this offence carries a sentence of a 1,000 Love react fine. On a similar note, the charge of reneging on a Reaction deal carries a sentence of either a similar fine or 12 years' imprisonment, depending on the crime's judged severity.

Your swift co-operation with this investigation will be greatly appreciated.

Regards,

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Total Clefairy,

People's Moderator (Smogoff) & Warden of Post Reactions.
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this seems serious sorry officer. but i only know what half of those words mean so... take another "haha" :]
 
Total Clefairy said:
Total Clefairy
Department Of Post Reaction Services
Office of the High Posting Executive (Scottish Regional Branch)
SM0G 0NU
​


Dear vNatFly,

I am writing to express my displeasure at the lies you are spreading in your Smogoff Thread of 27/04/2021, in which you claim you will "provide a succulent Like for every single Post". This has shown to be an entirely false statement, as evidenced by the "Haha" Reaction my own Post received.

As outlined in Article 5, Subsection 6 of the Official Smogon Reactions Charter (1998), it is illegal to give a Post more than one Reaction, and as such it is evident that no Like can be winging its way towards me (sans any illegal dealings); as a result, your lawful bargain will clearly not be fulfilled.

Article 27b of the said same Charter clearly states that to renege on a promised Reaction in this manner is a punishable offence, and as such I will be opening an official investigation into your conduct. Anything you say from this point on can and will be taken as evidence in the case against you; if, at this stage, you fail to disclose any information upon which your defence later relies, this may weaken your case.

You have until day's end to respond to these allegations, else I have the authority as People's Moderator to arrest you on suspicion of evading legal sanction. It is my lawful duty to warn you that, if found guilty, this offence carries a sentence of a 1,000 Love react fine. On a similar note, the charge of reneging on a Reaction deal carries a sentence of either a similar fine or 12 years' imprisonment, depending on the crime's judged severity.

Your swift co-operation with this investigation will be greatly appreciated.

Regards,

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Total Clefairy,

People's Moderator (Smogoff) & Warden of Post Reactions.
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good signature! 1/10
 
I'm in 6th grade, and the other day I was cutting class, you know how I do. And Mr. MacDougall stopped me in the hallway. He said "Hey, do you have a hall pass?"

And I pretended like I couldn't understand him and said "Oh no Mr. MacDougall, I'm just going to the nurse to get my ears checked!"

And he said "well, I still need to see a hall pass!"

So I said "What's that? You think that I can run fast?"



and then I just ran...
 
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