This fine group of Pokemon are known as the ass blasters.
Number1
@ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 240 HP / 176 Def / 92 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Dragon Tail
- Fire Blast
Number1 is the best, and he knows it. An incredibly tanky setup, with versatility to boot. His rough skin and rocky helmet make him a good counter to priority attackers, who cause problems to Pokemon like Alakazam and Lopunny. And if they try to baton pass, garchomp cab get them outta there with dragon tail. While fire blast may seem strange on a garchomp, it counters other starts such as ferrothorn very well.
Big dick surprise
@ Power Herb
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Magma Storm
- Earth Power
- Taunt
- Solar Beam
Big dick surprise is very aptly named. With is decent speed and power herb/ solar beam combo, stalls like rotom wash will be biting the dust before the can touch BDS. His high special attacks makes him a very powerful attacker, and with taunt he becomes one of the best stall breakers out there.
Furry dream
@ Lopunnite
Ability: Limber
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Return
- Fake Out
- Power-Up Punch
Furry dream is the mega evolution in the ass blasters. Incredibly fast and incredibly strong, furry dream can take out almost any Pokemon it attacks, and can sweep entire teams. Its only weakness are priority attacks like mach punch, which will often 1HKO FD, which is why we have Number1 available to swap in.
See ya
@ Choice Band
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 84 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Play Rough
- Waterfall
- Aqua Jet
- Superpower
See ya is the more durable, slow counterpart to the fast but brittle Furry Dream. The fairy water typing is very strong, making it only weak to a few types. Its aqua jet and choice band make it an incredibly powerful swap in to get a revenge KO. And aqua jet is powerful enough to even get an additional KO It can even be a sweeper, as long as you make sure it has the type advantage over the rest of your opponents Pokemon.
Captain Phallus
@ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Defog
While a somewhat frail, Captain Phallus can 1HKO most Pokemon with Draco meteor. Its speed gives it the reliability it needs to get a pick, while defog gives it a little extra utility. The STAB from psyshock was too good to pass up, and it gives it an advantage against Pokemon with high special attack.
mr. spaghetti
@ Focus Sash
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Psychic
- Focus Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Thunder Wave
Mr. Spaghetti does the dirty work. He can take on almost any Pokemon, with exception to skill linkers. Mostly, he takes out would-be threats to Furry dream like breeloom. His magic guard also makes him an exceptional stall breaker, since he is immune to burn and toxic.
Well, that's the ass blasters. As an incredibly offensive, team, they don't screw around.
Thanks!
Number1
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 240 HP / 176 Def / 92 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Dragon Tail
- Fire Blast
Number1 is the best, and he knows it. An incredibly tanky setup, with versatility to boot. His rough skin and rocky helmet make him a good counter to priority attackers, who cause problems to Pokemon like Alakazam and Lopunny. And if they try to baton pass, garchomp cab get them outta there with dragon tail. While fire blast may seem strange on a garchomp, it counters other starts such as ferrothorn very well.
Big dick surprise
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Magma Storm
- Earth Power
- Taunt
- Solar Beam
Big dick surprise is very aptly named. With is decent speed and power herb/ solar beam combo, stalls like rotom wash will be biting the dust before the can touch BDS. His high special attacks makes him a very powerful attacker, and with taunt he becomes one of the best stall breakers out there.
Furry dream
Ability: Limber
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Return
- Fake Out
- Power-Up Punch
Furry dream is the mega evolution in the ass blasters. Incredibly fast and incredibly strong, furry dream can take out almost any Pokemon it attacks, and can sweep entire teams. Its only weakness are priority attacks like mach punch, which will often 1HKO FD, which is why we have Number1 available to swap in.
See ya
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 84 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Play Rough
- Waterfall
- Aqua Jet
- Superpower
See ya is the more durable, slow counterpart to the fast but brittle Furry Dream. The fairy water typing is very strong, making it only weak to a few types. Its aqua jet and choice band make it an incredibly powerful swap in to get a revenge KO. And aqua jet is powerful enough to even get an additional KO It can even be a sweeper, as long as you make sure it has the type advantage over the rest of your opponents Pokemon.
Captain Phallus
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Defog
While a somewhat frail, Captain Phallus can 1HKO most Pokemon with Draco meteor. Its speed gives it the reliability it needs to get a pick, while defog gives it a little extra utility. The STAB from psyshock was too good to pass up, and it gives it an advantage against Pokemon with high special attack.
mr. spaghetti
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Psychic
- Focus Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Thunder Wave
Mr. Spaghetti does the dirty work. He can take on almost any Pokemon, with exception to skill linkers. Mostly, he takes out would-be threats to Furry dream like breeloom. His magic guard also makes him an exceptional stall breaker, since he is immune to burn and toxic.
Well, that's the ass blasters. As an incredibly offensive, team, they don't screw around.
Thanks!
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