Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno/Seduce Me series

[Blkmage0253]

I'm not sure how many of you haven't seen this yet since it's pretty old, but Isabella Rossellini (past wife of Martin Scorsese) made a low budget video series called "Green Porno." They're basically "educational" and somewhat explicit videos on how different animals mate.

I first saw this one night on The Soup. I was bored a while back so I decided to search for the clips and found out she made an entire two seasons. Anyway, my reaction was somewhere between mildly disturbed and tearing in hysterics. I think the WTF factor the first time you watch also contributes to how hilarious it is.

I don't think these videos need a NSFW tag since they're so obviously fake and can't even be mistaken for the real thing, but nevertheless, *insert minor warning here* These are the ones I found the most funny

Whale
Duck
Bedbug
Preying Mantis

 

[Cadence]

HAHAHA. These are hilarious.

 

[DM]

well... she's come a long way

 

[Annoying Old Party Man]

I watched the whale one, and wholeheartedly agree with your reaction. I'm pretty sure my mouth dropped open, then I started laughing. Awesome vids

 

[Iamslow]

I saw the bedbugs one on the Colbert Report some time ago (Or was it the Daily Show, I'm not sure now).

Good stuff but 'what the fuck' factor and shock value in general don't really do much for me anymore, though. :(

 

[DM]

the shock value is in that it's Isabella Rossellini

if these don't make you say "what the FUCK" then you're probably too young to understand

 

[Zacchaeus]

Oh God. I wasn't expecting it to be nearly that terrible. Never again can i think of Rossellini the same way

 

[Iamslow]

the shock value is in that it's Isabella Rossellini

if these don't make you say "what the FUCK" then you're probably too young to understand

I'm 20 lol.

I don't say what the fuck because people will do pretty much any random thing these days to grab a viewers attention. If anything those just made me laugh.

Isabella Rossellini aside, actors have always done things that don't add up.