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Itchni vs. LockDown! War of the Newbies!

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OOC: I have no idea at how a whale can dig like that while in the water. This makes no sense at all. Pivatyke should be able to run circles around Coloshale because it is amphibious.

Ok Privatyke Dodge and dive underwater. while it bounces in the air use yawn from the water and try to dodge back under the water. Finally use recover underwater.

Dodge>Yawn>Recover
 
Itchni (XAX):
nautacur2.png

Privatyke
HP: 73
EN: 85
Spe: 35
Abilities: Unaware
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Underwater (+1 def; immune to most fire attacks)
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA)

VS.

LockDown (AXO):
coloshale3.png

U-boat
HP: 34
EN: 52
Spe: 85
Abilities: Rebound, Storm Drain
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA), 1 KO​


Round 7: DIVE DIVE DIVE

Hello. Smokey the bear here, doing ref duties while this robot seems to have short-circuited and my herd of stantler eldritch abomination teaches those forest-wreckers a lesson.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Boss, seriously! My aura senses are just picking up a bunch of-
BLARGHAGGHAGHAGAHGGH!!!While U-boat the Colosshale leaps into the air, Itchni's Privatyke hides underwater to dodge U-boat's incoming attack. It pays off, as the most the Colosshale's Bounce can do is make a huge splash. Ooh, that's cold!

Oh sweet Arceus, what the hell are those?!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

Next, U-boat appears to be burrowing under the ground...I didn't know he could do that underwater. I didn't know a whale could Dig, period. In either case, Privatyke tries to...open his mouth...what's he doing? Yawning? I'd imagine the water drowns the sound out...but I don't know too much about marine life, so there might be something else going on. Regardless, it doesn't seem to do anything. Anyway, U-boat resurfaces from the ground. The damage is lessened by drag, but he manages to take Privatyke by surprise!

Okay, I don't know what the hell THAT's supposed to-
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAあああああああああああああ

Again, U-boat leaps out of the lake in an attempt to Bounce Privatyke, who continues to hide underwater. While Privatyke takes advantage of his cover and attempts to Recover some of the damage he's suffered, U-boat manages to land a hit this time, making another big splash!

Now then, if you'll excuse me, I've got some miscreants to apprehend. Good luck to the both of you, and remember: only YOU can prevent forest fires!

Is...is that a troop of gorillas?
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Those ARE gorillas! Angry ones!

Order: Colosshale, Privatyke

Action 1 (Priority: Privatyke, Colosshale, Colosshale)
Privatyke used Dodge!
-Dodge rate: 20 + ((35 - 85) / 5) = 10 evasion
U-boat leapt into the air!
U-boat used Bounce!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 8747 = NOPE.
-Energy Cost: 9 + (9 / 3) = 12 EN
Privatyke dodged the flames by being underwater!
U-boat was hurt by the flames! (-2.01 HP Colosshale)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -5 EN
-Colosshale: -2.01 HP, -12 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Colosshale, Privatyke, Colosshale)
U-boat burrowed underground!
Privatyke used Yawn!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
U-boat used Dig!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 4572 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 - 4.5 - 1.75 = 4.75 damage
Privatyke dodged the flames by being underwater!
U-boat dodged the flames by being underwater!
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -4.75 HP, -7 EN
-Colosshale: -10 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Colosshale, Privatyke, Colosshale)
U-boat leapt into the air!
Privatyke used Recover!
Privatyke recovered 20 HP!
-Energy Cost: (100 / 10) + 2 = 12 EN
U-boat used Bounce!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8500): 8253 = Hit
-Crit chance: 7185 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((11 + 3 - 4.5) * 1.5) - 1.75 = 12.5 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 5725 = NOPE.
-Energy cost: 9 + (9 / 3) = 12 EN
Privatyke dodged the flames by being underwater!
U-boat was hurt by the flames! (-2.01 HP Colosshale)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: +7.5 HP, -12 EN
-Colosshale: -2.01 HP, -12 EN

Final Numbers:
-Privatyke: +3 (2.75) HP, -24 EN
-Colosshale: -4 (4.02) HP, -34 EN
Itchni (XAX):
nautacur2.png

Privatyke
HP: 76
EN: 61
Spe: 35
Abilities: Unaware
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Underwater (+1 def; immune to most fire attacks)
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA)

VS.

LockDown (AXO):
coloshale3.png

U-boat
HP: 30
EN: 18
Spe: 85
Abilities: Rebound, Storm Drain
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA), 1 KO​

Itchni?
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Ok privatyke it's time to go on the offensive

Brick Break>Chip Away> Brick Break

If bounce is used, yawn at surface of water but only once. if dig is used use bulk up but only once. if dig is used again use recover. If bounce is used twice attack when it comes down.
 
Well, Privatyke is fairly slow, and (don't quote me on this) Colosshale is supposed to be a beached whale, so maybe it learned to dig while trying to get back to water? And it can probably use the same sonic detection underground as it would underwater, so it can tell where Privatyke was aboveground.

"There's not much you can actually do, U-boat, so just cripple him as much as possible for Lileep."

Body Slam > Body Slam > Body Slam
If Privatyke acquires the paralysis status, use Muddy Water for the remaining actions.
 
Itchni (XAX):
nautacur2.png

Privatyke
HP: 76
EN: 61
Spe: 35
Abilities: Unaware
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Underwater (+1 def; immune to most fire attacks)
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA)

VS.

LockDown (AXO):
coloshale3.png

U-boat
HP: 30
EN: 18
Spe: 85
Abilities: Rebound, Storm Drain
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Underwater (+1 Def, immune to most fire attacks)
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA), 1 KO​

Round 9: Guys, we're rolling!

So, boys...what's Sumshadagrene's criminal scene like?

No different from any other big city, really. Thugs and douchebags aplenty, but no real villains.

Bah, guess that place is out of the question...

Why, what's the matter?

Truth be told, I never really wanted to be a mascot for forest fire prevention...I always wanted to be a superhero.

Wait, really?

Yeah, I know it's silly.

Well, put it this way, Smokey. You stop arsonists. You save defenseless little animals from badguys. If your job were a kids cartoon, you'd probably be telling them how to prevent forest fires at the end, much like how you do now. I'd say you're close enough to a superhero already!

Hmm...I never looked at it that wa-wait, is that LockDown?

Huh? Whe-shit, he's back! Get back in character, hurry!

Right...GET BACK HERE, YOU DIRTY ARSONISTS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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<Well, while Smokey is still chasing those douchebags, I guess I'll have to ref the round.>

<Unlike last time, which was spent mostly underwater, this round is being spent ENTIRELY underwater, and U-boat the Colosshale gets the first round by Slamming Privatyke with his Body. Privatyke manages to get around to U-boat's back and hits him with a blow hard enough to Break Bricks. U-boat is already quite woozy, but manages to turn around and Body Slam him again, at which point he exhausts himself and starts floating to the surface. He's out.>

<So yeah, this Lock guy's down to his last pokemon. What'll happen next? Probably another Stantler'll be reffing it, that's for sure.>

You can run, but you can't hide! *KER-HYPER BEAM!*

Fuck, I didn't know regular bears could do that!

​
Order: Colosshale, Privatyke

Action 1
U-boat used Body Slam!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 3067 = NOPE.
-Damage: 11 + 3 - 4.5 - 1.75 = 7.75 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 7880 = NOPE.
-Energy Cost: 5 + 3 = 7
Privatyke used Brick Break!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1639 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) - 1.75 = 19.25 damage
Privatyke was protected from the flames!
U-boat was protected from the flames!
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -7.75 HP, -6 EN
-Colosshale: -19.25 HP, -7 EN

Action 2
U-boat used Body Slam!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1902 = NOPE.
-Damage: 11 + 3 - 4.5 - 1.75 = 7.75 damage
-Effect chance: 3589 = NOPE.
-Energy Cost: 9 + 3 = 11
U-boat fainted from exhaustion!
Privatyke was protected from the flames!
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -7.75 HP
-Colosshale: -11 EN

Final Numbers:
-Privatyke: -16 (15.5) HP, -6 EN
-Colosshale: -19 (19.25) HP, -18 EN
Itchni (XAX):
nautacur2.png

Privatyke
HP: 60
EN: 55
Spe: 35
Abilities: Unaware
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Underwater (+1 def; immune to most fire attacks)
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA), 1 KO

VS.

LockDown (XXO):
coloshale3.png

U-boat
HP: KO
EN: 0
Spe: 85
Abilities: Rebound, Storm Drain
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: None
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA), 1 KO​
 
"Go, Lilypad! Your HP and Energy advantage should be enough to hold you while you trade super-effective blows."

Toxic > Mega Drain > Confuse Ray
If Double Team, Rock Slide and push back.

Also, I apologize for making this battle take so long.
 
Itchni (XAX):
nautacur2.png

Privatyke
HP: 60
EN: 55
Spe: 35
Abilities: Unaware
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA), 1 KO

VS.

LockDown (XXA):
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Lilypad
HP: 100
EN: 100
Spe: 20
Abilities: Suction Cups
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA)​
ROUND 9: LOCKDOWN SENDS OUT A CRINOID SPECIMEN

Robot.png

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. DO YOU LIKE MY NEW CHASSIS? I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS [CENSORED] IS BEING PURSUED BY AN ANGRY MASCOT OF FOREST FIRE PREVENTION.

LOCKDOWN SENDS OUT A CRINOID SPECIMEN ONTO THE LAKE SHORE. THE PIRATE SPECIMEN MUST RESURFACE TO INDUCE DROWSINESS THROUGH YAWNING. THE CRINOID SPECIMEN RETALIATES BY HURLING BLACK SLUDGE CONTAINING SEVERAL IMPURITIES.

THE PIRATE SPECIMEN STRIKES THE CRINOID SPECIMEN IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO CUTTING BRICKS IN HALF. THE CRINOID SPECIMEN RETALIATES BY DRAINING SOME OF THE PIRATE SPECIMEN'S HEALTH.

THE PIRATE SPECIMEN AIMS FOR A WEAK POINT UPON THE CRINOID SPECIMEN AND STRIKES AT IT. THE CRINOID SPECIMEN BLINDS THE PIRATE SPECIMEN, THROWING HIM OFF BALANCE.

ALL THE WHILE, THEY ARE HARMED BY THE FOREST FIRE.

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<What the hell is this thing? Some kind of rock man?>
Order: Privatyke, Lileep

Action 1
Privatyke used Yawn!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant
Lilypad was drowsy!
Lilypad used Toxic!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 5308 = Hit
Privatyke was badly poisoned!
Privatyke was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Privatyke)
Privatyke was hurt by the flames! (-2.01 HP Privatyke)
Lilypad was hurt by the flames! (-3 HP Lileep)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -3.01 HP, -10 EN
-Lileep: -3 HP, -7 EN

Action 2
Privatyke used Brick Break!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant
-Crit chance: 1237 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 18.75 damage
Lilypad used Mega Drain!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 4997 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 18 damage
-Absorption: 18 / 2 = 9 HP
Privatyke was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Privatyke)
Privatyke was hurt by the flames! (-2.01 HP Privatyke)
Lilypad was hurt by the flames! (-3 HP Lileep)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -21.01(!) HP, -5 EN
-Lileep: -12.75 HP, -8 EN

Action 3
Privatyke used Chip Away!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 4280 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 6 - 4.5) * .67 = 5.7 damage
Lilypad used Confuse Ray!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Confusion chance (1-3333 = slight; 3334-6666 = severe; 6667-10000 = intense): 4938 = severe
Privatyke was confused! (3 actions)
Privatyke was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Privatyke)
Privatyke was hurt by the flames! (-2.01 HP Privatyke)
Lilypad was hurt by the flames! (-3 HP Lileep)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -3.01 HP, -5 EN
-Lileep: -8.7 HP, -5 EN

Final numbers:
-Privatyke: -27 (27.03) HP, -20 EN
-Lileep: -24 (24.45) HP, -20 EN
Itchni (XAX):
nautacur2.png

Privatyke
HP: 33
EN: 35
Spe: 35
Abilities: Unaware
Ailments: Poison (-2 DPA), confused (3 actions)
Stat changes: None
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA), 1 KO

VS.

LockDown (XXA):
345.png

Lilypad
HP: 76
EN: 80
Spe: 20
Abilities: Suction Cups
Ailments: Drowsy (will fall asleep after A1)
Stat changes: None
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA)​
 
OK Privatyke, you can do this! Lets hit hard while maintaining your health.

Brick break>Recover>Brick Break
If fully confused while trying to recover, recover action 3.
 
Itchni (XAX):
nautacur2.png

Privatyke
HP: 33
EN: 35
Spe: 35
Abilities: Unaware
Ailments: Poison (-2 DPA), confused (3 actions)
Stat changes: None
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA), 1 KO

VS.

LockDown (XXA):
345.png

Lilypad
HP: 76
EN: 80
Spe: 20
Abilities: Suction Cups
Ailments: Drowsy (will fall asleep after A1)
Stat changes: None
Other: Forest Fire (3 Fire-type DPA)​
Round 10: And remember, kids - only YOU can prevent forest fires!

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<Hey there. I dunno where that rock man went, so I guess that means I'm reffing. So that Privatyke is so disoriented that he ends up hitting himself, while the Lileep proceeds to Mega Drain a bit of his life and the rest of his confusion. Of course, having been really drowsy from the get-go, she falls asleep immediately afterwards. That Privatyke dude takes this as an opportunity to Recover some of those wounds, although that poison and the fires around us keep sapping away at his efforts. Meanwhile, as that Lileep starts to wake up, the Privatyke Brick Breaks her in the face while she just Mega Drains him again.>

<...Which left the privatyke so badly wounded that the residual damage finished him off. So...uh...yeah. I guess that's it. Where's Smokey, anyway?>
Order: Privatyke, Lileep

Action 1
-Hit self chance (hit self <= 5000): 4459 = Hit self
Privatyke hurt himself in his confusion! (-1 action confusion)
-Damage: 4 + 6 - 4.5 = 5.5 damage
Lilypad used Mega Drain!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 5459 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 18 damage (-1 action confusion)
-HP absorption: 18 / 2 = 9 HP
-Sleep chance (1-3333 = light; 3334-6666 = deep; 6667-10000 = intense) 6642 = deep
Lilypad fell asleep! (1 action)
Privatyke was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Privatyke)
Privatyke was hurt by the flames! (-2.01 HP Privatyke)
Lilypad was hurt by the flames! (-3 HP Lileep)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -27.51(!) HP, -3 EN
-Lileep: +6 HP, -8 EN

Action 2
Privatyke snapped out of confusion!
Privatyke used Recover!
Privatyke recovered 20 HP!
-Energy cost: 2 + (100 / 10) = 12 EN
Lilypad is fast asleep.
Privatyke was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Privatyke)
Privatyke was hurt by the flames! (-2.01 HP Privatyke)
Lileep was hurt by the flames! (-3 HP Lileep)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: +15.99 HP, -12 EN
-Lileep: -3 HP

Action 3
Privatyke used Brick Break!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 5806 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 18.75 damage
Lilypad woke up!
Lilypad used Mega Drain!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 3787 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 18 damage
-HP absorption: 18 / 2 = 9 HP
Privatyke was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Privatyke)
Privatyke was hurt by the flames! (-2.01 HP Privatyke)
Privatyke fainted!
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -21.48(!) HP, -5 EN
-Lileep: -9.75 HP, -8 EN

Final numbers:
-Privatyke: -33 HP, -20 EN
-Lileep: -7 (6.75) HP, -16 EN
Itchni (XXX):
nautacur2.png

Privatyke
HP: KO
EN: 15
Spe: 35
Abilities: Unaware
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: None
Other: 1 KO

VS.

LockDown (XXA):
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Lilypad
HP: 69
EN: 64
Spe: 20
Abilities: Suction Cups
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: 1 KO​

Prizes:
Itchni:
2 CC
Golett: 2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC and 1 KOC
Privatyke: 2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC and 1 KOC
Larvesta: 2 MC, 1 EC and 1 DC

LockDown:
2 CC
Colosshale: 2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC and 1 KOC
Zubat: 2 MC, 1 EC and 1 DC
Lileep: 2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC and 1 KOC

The Wanderer:
7 UC, and also...

​
*in front of a cliffside with a sheer hundred-foot drop, caught between an angry bear and a hard place.*

Nowhere to run this time!

Fuck! What do we do, boss?!

Uh...we're sorry?

...Cute, but that won't do it.

*Smokey knocks the two off the cliff with his shovel, sending them plunging to their deaths. He then points at the audience.*

And remember, kids: Only YOU can prevent forest fires...or else I'll kill ya!

"CUT! That's a wrap!"

*The carnage all around slowly begins to tun into a green room.*

Alright boys, you can come back up now.

*The wanderer crawls back up the ledge - actually no higher than five feet. Rico follows suit.*

Well, that was fun. But did we really have to go the 'scare-em-straight' route?

That's the network's decision, not mine.
​
 
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