Hi guys. I'm not really a fan of the nUU environment, but since I have no choice but to use it on Shoddy, here's my stab at it. It's not really offensive, definitely not stall (which annoys the crap out of me,) so I guess it's a pretty basic cookie cutter team. Enjoy =]
[Lead]
Rotom @ Leftovers
Timid - Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
-Thunder Wave
-Will-o-Wisp
-Thunderbolt
-Shadow Ball
I chose Rotom as a lead mainly because he's fairly unpredictable. I run a pretty basic offensive double status kind of thing. First turn I usually use a status move, unless I predict a Taunt. Unless it's an obvious choice to attack of course. Crobat, who I seem to see quite often, is pretty easily handled by a Thunderbolt. Rotom is also a great lead because support leads usually switch out, predicting a Trick. In which case I can use a status move to cripple the usual incoming sweeper.
[The Offense]
Starptor @ Choice Scarf
Adamant - Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
-Return
-U-Turn
-Brave Bird
-Close Combat/Pursuit
Ahh Starptor. What a great threat to nUU he is. Staraptor is my main physical offense and a great revenge killer. My main moves are Return and U-Turn, which I always use to see if Slowbro will Thunder Wave. I've never had to use Close Combat, so I'm thinking of testing Pursuit, which I've had quite a few opportunities to use.
Espeon @ Leftovers
Timid - Synchronize
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
-Psychic
-Signal Beam
-Calm Mind
-Substitute
Espeon is my favorite Poke ever, so I had to use him when I finally got the chance! Psychic and Calm Mind are standard, I use Signal Beam over Hidden Power Fighting because I dont want to be walled by other Psychics, particullary Slowbro. Trust me, it works. The 10% confusion is also nice. The reason why I use Substitute over anything else is because after a few Calm Minds, Espeon can get behind a sub and get at least one extra kill before a physical threat would've otherwise taken him down. It's also great for blocking Lanturn's Confuse Ray and Calm Minding up.
Manectric @ Life Orb
Hasty - Static
EVs: 84 Atk / 208 SpA / 216 Spe
-Thunderbolt
-Crunch
-Flamethrower
-Hidden Power Grass
I use Manectric because he's a pain in the ass, and a great wall breaker. Although he cant take on Chansey, Manectric can take on several other problematic defensive threats like Hypno, Lanturn, and Grumpig. Not much switches into a Thunderbolt safely.
[The Support]
Uxie @ Leftovers
Relaxed - Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
-Stealth Rock
-Knock Off
-U-Turn
-Psychic
The game plan is simple with this one. Stealth Rock as soon as possible, Knock Off annoying Life Orbs with those amazing defenses, and then U-Turn the hell outta there. Psychic is mainly filler, but I do use it when Uxie isnt facing a serious threat.
Registeel @ Leftovers
Careful - Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Atk / 200 SpD
-Thunder Wave
-Curse
-Iron Head
-Earthquake
Registeel is a great addition to my team. He's the perfect Raikou counter and can take on plenty of other special attackers. He carries Thunder Wave just in case Rotom wasn't able to paralyze what's too quick, it also works great with Registeel's STAB Iron Head and that handy 30% flinch rate.
Rate away...
[Lead]

Rotom @ Leftovers
Timid - Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
-Thunder Wave
-Will-o-Wisp
-Thunderbolt
-Shadow Ball
I chose Rotom as a lead mainly because he's fairly unpredictable. I run a pretty basic offensive double status kind of thing. First turn I usually use a status move, unless I predict a Taunt. Unless it's an obvious choice to attack of course. Crobat, who I seem to see quite often, is pretty easily handled by a Thunderbolt. Rotom is also a great lead because support leads usually switch out, predicting a Trick. In which case I can use a status move to cripple the usual incoming sweeper.
[The Offense]

Starptor @ Choice Scarf
Adamant - Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
-Return
-U-Turn
-Brave Bird
-Close Combat/Pursuit
Ahh Starptor. What a great threat to nUU he is. Staraptor is my main physical offense and a great revenge killer. My main moves are Return and U-Turn, which I always use to see if Slowbro will Thunder Wave. I've never had to use Close Combat, so I'm thinking of testing Pursuit, which I've had quite a few opportunities to use.

Espeon @ Leftovers
Timid - Synchronize
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
-Psychic
-Signal Beam
-Calm Mind
-Substitute
Espeon is my favorite Poke ever, so I had to use him when I finally got the chance! Psychic and Calm Mind are standard, I use Signal Beam over Hidden Power Fighting because I dont want to be walled by other Psychics, particullary Slowbro. Trust me, it works. The 10% confusion is also nice. The reason why I use Substitute over anything else is because after a few Calm Minds, Espeon can get behind a sub and get at least one extra kill before a physical threat would've otherwise taken him down. It's also great for blocking Lanturn's Confuse Ray and Calm Minding up.

Manectric @ Life Orb
Hasty - Static
EVs: 84 Atk / 208 SpA / 216 Spe
-Thunderbolt
-Crunch
-Flamethrower
-Hidden Power Grass
I use Manectric because he's a pain in the ass, and a great wall breaker. Although he cant take on Chansey, Manectric can take on several other problematic defensive threats like Hypno, Lanturn, and Grumpig. Not much switches into a Thunderbolt safely.
[The Support]

Uxie @ Leftovers
Relaxed - Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
-Stealth Rock
-Knock Off
-U-Turn
-Psychic
The game plan is simple with this one. Stealth Rock as soon as possible, Knock Off annoying Life Orbs with those amazing defenses, and then U-Turn the hell outta there. Psychic is mainly filler, but I do use it when Uxie isnt facing a serious threat.

Registeel @ Leftovers
Careful - Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Atk / 200 SpD
-Thunder Wave
-Curse
-Iron Head
-Earthquake
Registeel is a great addition to my team. He's the perfect Raikou counter and can take on plenty of other special attackers. He carries Thunder Wave just in case Rotom wasn't able to paralyze what's too quick, it also works great with Registeel's STAB Iron Head and that handy 30% flinch rate.
Rate away...