I sexually Identify as fapkingg. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the pokemon battles dropping luck bombs on disgusting squirtles. People say to me that a person being fapkingg is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install thunder waves, critical hits and speedties on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “luckgod” and respect my right to luck everyone and roll needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a fapkiphobe and need to check your dice privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.