Let's Play! Let's Catch 'em All in PMD Explorers of Sky! (Part 38: Zero Isles & Kecleon)

Yeah, Froslass is a ridiculously easy boss. One thing I like about it, though, is that instead of the normal "battle start" animation, it shows a blizzard.

EDIT: Also. This is completely unrelated, but...
I'm really looking forward to watching you do Destiny Tower
 
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pika pal: I guess this is Gen 1 freeze then.
As for Giratina, I'm just more wondering why it was a Wifi/password exclusive mission in T/D since Dialga's in the plot. Even if Giratina isn't, I feel like it should at least be a regular thing IN THE GAME...
lucariomaster2: Yeah, the blizzard is a really neat transition. A little creepy, just as it should be with Froslass being the boss.
As for your spoiler, I still haven't decided if I'm going to do that dungeon or not. Probably since it seems like this thread really wants it, but I haven't ever beaten it before, lol.

Altissimo - Today at 4:07 PM
all right time to play some pokemanz
Silent Hastati - Today at 4:08 PM
kill gary
Altissimo - Today at 4:08 PM
no it's lp
should i kill team charm
Silent Hastati - Today at 4:09 PM
no
marry them
they are waifus
Altissimo - Today at 4:09 PM
ok

… so with that let’s go ahead and get going!


This sure is a sea all right. Maybe. Are those walls ice?

Music: Surrounded Sea
Recruits: Shellder, Carvanha, Wailmer, Slowbro, Tentacruel, Starmie, Qwilfish, Horsea, Seadra, Slowking, Remoraid, Octillery, Kingdra, Clamperl, Finneon, Lapras, Wailord


oh Cool


OH GOD NO


welp I’m using a Petrify Orb as soon as I get a chance to move


At least something good came out of it?
Named Porl.


… sounds like a stretch to me


Oh hey we made it


… well. That sure is a Manaphy egg.


Or a ‘Wonder Egg’ I suppose.

We leave the dungeon as normal and go to sleep, making no mention of the dungeon or the egg lol


Oh. Well hi.


It’s glowing with this mystical light, isn’t it? What do you think is in it?
Is it really glowing? Ok.


WELL THEN

Hey, Alti! The Egg did move just now, didn’t it?
Unless I’m going nuts as well, yes.

It shakes more.
Oh, Alti! The Egg is...
It’s hatching!
Well that was quick


OH GOD WHY IS IT EXPLODING


… that sure is a Manaphy!

Hi...iiii! ♪
HOW CAN YOU ALREADY SPEAK
WHERE DID YOU LEARN LANGUAGE FROM???
ARE YOU BLUEKIT FROM BLUESTAR’S PROPHECY I MEAN SHE COULD WALK AND SPEAK AND EXIST A DAY AFTER BEING BORN

Ray: Wow! It’s a Pokémon, but I’ve never seen anything like this!
1) how do you KNOW it’s a Pokémon
2) there’s a lot of Pokémon you’ve never seen

Manaphy: Kyakya! ♪ Kyakya! ♪
You’re not a real Pokémon clearly because you’re not saying your own name

Ray: Ha! He’s cute!
I mean I guess

Hey, little guy. What kind of Pokémon are you?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT IT TO ANSWER

Manaphy: Poké?
I knew it
he just wants our money

Ray: Maybe this little guy’s too young to understand anything I say?
he literally just hatched

Manaphy: I say?
Ray: Um... What should we do...? I’ve never had to deal with a Pokémon like this little guy before.
Yes.
He literally just came into existence.
Of course you haven’t.


I mean I guess that’s true. All right let’s do that, sure.

Let’s go see Chatot, Alti!

good recap

Do you have any idea what kind of Pokémon this little guy is, Chatot?
Chatot: Hmm... Well, to be honest, this is the first time I’ve actually seen a Pokémon of this sort.
That doesn’t mean you can’t tell us what it is. Right?

But judging from what you’ve told me... This youngster appears to be a Pokémon called Manaphy.
At least he didn’t misidentify it?

Ray: Manaphy?
Y e s

Chatot: Correct. This youngster is an extremely rare Pokémon. There are only a few in the whole world.
Well dang.

It’s said to hatch at the bottom of a cold sea. It then travels the seas over thousands of miles.
Well. It hatched on land. That doesn’t seem to line up but ok.

I should emphasize that a Manaphy is very rarely sighted.
As a result, little is actually known about the Pokémon.
Fair enough I... guess

Ray: Wow. So this little guy’s a really rare Pokémon.

he knows it

Chatot: So, you two. What do you intend to do with this youngster?
Well we need all the Pokémons don’t we?

Ray: What? What should we do?
Well, come to think of it... What to do? We haven’t given it much thought.
So lemme get this straight. We took the egg from the sea...
… specifically set it up in our base... watched it hatch...
and we never talked about what to do at this point?


Yeah I’d be crying too.

Ray: Whoa! What... what’s wrong? The baby started crying all of a sudden!
Yeah that’s
That’s what they do
That’s like, all babies do

Chatot: I would imagine he’s hungry.
WHAT a CONCEPT

Ray: Right. What should we feed him?
Ok I guess that’s fair what does a manaphy even eat

Chatot: Hmm... I’m not sure, but because this youngster is a Water-type Pokémon...
How about feeding him some Blue Gummis?
Sure, makes sense to me.
(And conveniently enough we have two in storage from earlier!!)

Ray: OK! Some Blue Gummis.
Let’s see... Blue Gummis... We found some at Craggy Coast, I think.
Did we?!??!?

Let’s go get some Blue Gummis, Alti!
So yeah if you don’t have any Blue Gummis this is the game’s way of gently nudging you in the right direction.

I do have two Blue Gummis but because I feel like it I’m going to go out and take a rescue mission instead of feeding Manaphy right away. This time let’s get out to Midnight Forest, the one we opened before that I was worried about.

But first...


Oh my gosh! I heard a fantastic rumor!
A rumor about a place called the Surrounded Sea! Eek!
From who though

What treasures would one find at a place like that...?
Manaphy Egg

Oh my gosh! Yippee! I want to go there!
I want to go so much, I feel like I’m going to faint just from writing about it!
we shoulda taken sunflora with us

I think I will find time between my guild jobs and go! Oh my gosh! Yes, I will!
sneaking out?
#nice

let’s see Bidoof’s
18. Aiming for Graduation
I’m doing the best I can so I can graduate. Yup yup!
I believe in you Bidoof! Maybe!

I got to thinking about how the others were considering their prospects for graduating.
So I went around asking others their thoughts about graduation... Well, their answers were all over the place, yup yup.
Take, for instance, Croagunk. They say he’s good enough to graduate anytime he wants.
Huh, really?

Now, I don’t rightly know if that is true, no sirree...
That said, Croagunk seems to have no interest in being on an exploration team in the first place...
Yeah I noticed that too. What the hell is he doing here then? How is he allowed?

They tell me he just joined the guild because he had his heart set on getting that Swap Cauldron.
???????????????????????????????????

You see, he was of a mind to graduate and take the Swap Cauldron with him.
… but...
WHY IS IT HERE TO BEGIN WITH

But then he found out that the Swap Cauldron was permanently stuck to the guild’s floor.
W H Y

That settled things for him. He wasn’t about to leave that Swap Cauldron, so he’s been here ever since. Golly!
… I see...

Yup yup! It seems to me everyone’s got their own good reason. I’m learning from it, yup yup.
All right Bidoof. You do you man. You do you.


This sure is a midnight forest all right.

Pokémon: Beedrill, Raticate, Venonat, Venomoth, Bellsprout, Scyther, Ledyba, Ledian, Wurmple, Nincada, Beautifly, Nuzleaf, Roselia, Rotom

Rotom is absolutely The Worst because it has Discharge (like the Porygons) and can go through walls it is Infuriating.
Let’s see how this goes lol


Also Silver Wind exists
internal screaming


it begins


it took until floor 22 for something to join the team. Cool
Named Nuzlocke lol


oh my god we didn’t die hoorayyyyyyy

The next day...

tch I’m awaaaare


has he been sitting here crying this whole time omg

Let’s go to the guild and give a Blue Gummi to Manaphy.
All right all right.

First I went into Spinda’s Café for my normal morning rounds and...


This is a Special Mission assigned only to Secret Rank exploration teams!
Act promptly! That’s all!
Huh, all right, I didn’t expect to get one so quickly but all right.
This is one of the seven ‘secret missions’ I mentioned before that are only obtainable after you save Scizor and get the Secret Rank. In all seven of these missions, you will be asked to go to the dungeon in question and retrieve a musical instrument whose theme is similar to the dungeon’s. In order to get this item you must defeat the legendary at the end of the dungeon. No prizes for guessing which legendary is at the end of the Sky Stairway, lol.
We will take this mission, but first we need to feed a hungry child lol.


Yea I guess he’s been here forever lol


All right let’s stop neglecting our child now I suppose.

Manaphy: Weh... Wah?
Ray: Go on! Eat it. It’s a Blue Gummi.
Manaphy: … Goomi?
Yeah, uh, something like that.

Nibble, nibble...
!

I guess he likes it.
Music: Heartwarming

Ray: Oh, whew! He ate the Gummi.
Manaphy: Goomi! ♪ Goomi! ♪
Ray: Ha! He likes you, Alti!
All right then.

He’s so cute.
Hey, Alti.

I really really do not think we are qualified but all righty.

OK! Awesome! We’ll do it!
Manaphy: Doodit! ♪
lol wat


Oh poo what

I’m not sure this is a good idea...
Well I mean I guess if Chatot’s saying it it might be worth thinking about eh

Ray: What?
Chatot: This child is a Pokémon that normally would grow in the sea.
Yeah we kind of. Screwed that up for it already.

This environment is obviously unlike the sea...

you don’t
say

Add to that, we know next to nothing about Manaphy... Who knows what could happen?
Well yes but who DOES know something about Manaphy. I mean. Should we just throw him back in the water and hope someone comes along who knows what to do with him?

Ray: Hmm...
But... It wouldn’t be safe to just return the little guy to the sea.
Yeah, that.

Let’s look after the little guy until he gets a big bigger. Please?
I don’t think Chatot is literally going to prevent us from taking him but ok u can beg if u want.

Chatot: Hmmm...
Ray: We’ll look after him properly. We promise!
Ray aren’t you a child yourself or something

Chatot: … Fine. If you insist.
Ray: You have nothing to worry about! You can count on us!
Right, Alti?
Ehhhhhhhh


Well whatever I guess this is what we’re doing now lol.
Also Ray plz he still can’t understand you.

Manaphy: House?
Yeah see he’s just repeating the word it doesn’t mean anything.

Ray: That’s right. House. We’re going to look after you, little guy.
Please stop calling him ‘little guy’ it bothers me immensely fsr

Manaphy: House, house! ♪
Ray: But, um... What are we supposed to do now?

Ray...
I don’t have words for this

Manaphy: Goomi! Goomi!
Well he does need to eat.

Ray: Oh, OK! You want a Blue Gummi!
no one said it had to be blue but aight

He’s got quite the appetite, our little Manaphy.
HE IS BABY
BABY IS HUNGRY
THIS IS HOW BIOLOGY

Ray: OK!
Let’s find another Blue Gummi for Manaphy, Alti.
Sure we’ll do that.


After taking on Sky Stairway.


<professor oak> It’s the sky!


Looks familiar, huh?
Recruits: Rhydon, Gabite, Gastly, Magnemite, Ambipom, Raichu, Vulpix, Muk, Ditto, Jumpluff, Misdreavus, Forretress, Steelix, Skarmory, Claydol, Banette, Duskull, Sheldon, Metang, Mothim, Tangrowth, Leafeon, Gliscor, Probopass, Togekiss, Spiritomb, Haunter, Magneton, Gengar, Drifloon, Dusknoir

Most of these were Pokémon from the future dungeons, where we can’t get recruits, so this serves as a kind of dumping ground for a lot of them.


On floor 10 and I already need to fill the Belly. Cool.
This dungeon is 50 floors long. It’s kind of a real bear to finish. Here’s hoping it goes all right for us.

Also no recruits yet :(.


… Wasn’t really expecting a Claydol tho.
Named it Dirtpuppet because something something a dude on discord


NO we are TURNING OFF SELFDESTRUCT


I guess I need a ditto but you are useless so you’re going home immediately.
Named Actual Gum by the boyfriend.


Man I’m just getting All Of the recruits now aren’t I.
Named Pukao by Codraroll.


I talked to Pukao on accident and uh
That’s. An odd thing for ANY Pokémon to say lol


Sweet.
Named Neopet because the boyfriend thinks it looks like one.


:(
At least she lives but.


Named Magnetoff by Merritt.


… Ray died, long live Ray. I don’t really want to continue without him but I also am 34 floors in and have recruited a many friend...


Gathering an army with which to fight Rayquaza here.
Altissimo - Today at 6:49 PM
nickname for Muk
Silent Hastati - Today at 6:50 PM
this isnt the game with the garbage pokemon right
Altissimo - Today at 6:50 PM
bo
*no
Silent Hastati - Today at 6:50 PM
ok in that case this is where the name goes
Your Waifu
Altissimo - Today at 6:51 PM
pfhahhahahahaa

I can’t argue that logic.


I am getting SO MANY MONS
Named Sheep.


As much as I love Vulpix I won’t be taking Jimbo here into the battle, he’s too low-leveled and doesn’t really have any good attack options.


Welp Sheep died to Ominous Wind :( hopefully we can pick something else up soon.


Oh dear god I might die here.


BARELY NOT


Welp time to fight Rayquaza. Clearly I don’t have an army. In lieu of that I’m going to take advantage of items and Magnetoff’s Discharge for this fight.

At the apex...


Well hello.

I am Rayquaza! The guardian of Sky Stairway!
If it is the treasure that you seek...
Possess the sky...
I challenge you to surpass your limits...
Demonstrate your power to me!
Now it begins!
LETS GO M8


Music: Defy the Legends
Sound familiar? It’s Rayquaza’s battle theme from Rescue Team.

I lead off by throwing a Stick at Rayquaza and setting Magnetoff to use Discharge exclusively... except it doesn’t attack. :/

I take a step back. This puts us both adjacent to Rayquaza. Hopefully Magnetoff will attack now.
I start with Ice Fang as Magnetoff uses Discharge.


… cool I guess...?
When a Pokémon is frozen you can’t attack it, though, so I turn off Magnetoff’s Discharge to preserve PP until Rayquaza thaws. In the meantime, Alti throws another Stick.


Well. I said I was going to do that and then I fucked it up. Now we’re here I guess.


… It’s item time. X-Eye Seed go! This makes Rayquaza unable to see or locate us.


… bye


WE DID IT! SOMEHOW


And we are rewarded.

The treasure box contained... a Sky Melodica!
Alti obtained a Sky Melodica, one of the seven treasures!
Having this in the bag increases the recruit rate for Flying-types.
Rayquaza can’t be recruited the first time so that’s a non-issue.

All right let’s actually feed Manaphy


hey buddy ur gonna eat!!!!


After I go decide if there’s any good missions worth holding on to.
Looks like we have another one of the special missions.
I won’t be taking it now, but this one is for the World Abyss, which houses Giratina and the Rock Horn.


We also find a new dungeon. It’s Oran Forest, which is tiny and not really that worthwhile lel but hey!

Back to Manaphy.


Manaphy: Goomi! ♪
Chew, chew...
Ray: Is it tasty? Er... Goomi tasty?
that’s not going to HELP there’s no CONTEXT

Manaphy: Tasty?
SEE!!!!!

Ray: That’s right. Tasty?
Manaphy: Tasty! ♪ Goomi tasty! ♪
Well I guess he figured it out eventually.

Ray: Ha! The little guy’s going to grow up in no time at this pace!
what does that MEAN


Wat

Ray: What? Is something wrong?
Manaphy: … Yawn... Snuffle...

lmao wow

Music: Goodnight

Ray: Ha! The little guy ate his feel. Now he needs to sleep it off.
Let’s be quiet and let him sleep.
Sure my dude

Sleep tight, Manaphy.
:’)

The next day...


ur awake!

Manaphy: Hi!
Ray: Good morning, Manaphy.
Manaphy: Morning! Alti! Ray!
bwoah he knows our names whaaaat

Ray: Wow! The little guy called us by name!
he done it

That’s awesome, Manaphy!
Manaphy: Awesome!
Ray: Well, Alti. What should we do with him today?
Well I don’t have any more Blue Gummis so-

Eating and sleeping all the time doesn’t seem healthy enough...
that’s basically how regular babies do though

I know! Let’s take the little guy for a walk at the beach!
I guess it is a nice day. (Even if it’s always a nice day.)

Manaphy: Walk! ♪
waiting for when manaphy says something that’s not a verb or adjective like “The! ♪” and we’re just like ok u do u


LETS TAKE OUR PARTY TO THE BEACH


u can Do it


Welp he looks suitably impressed


Music: Heartwarming

Ray: Manaphy, this is the sea. Sea...
Manaphy: Sea?
Ray: That’s right, sea. That’s where you came from.
We kidnapped you! Isn’t that neat?

Manaphy: Sea! Sea!

Well he’s sure having fun.

Sea! Sea!
Ray: Ha, Alti. Manaphy’s really happy.
Clearly.

It’s great we brought him down to the beach.
Manaphy: Sea! ♪ Sea! ♪

Sounds appealing.

That night...

Yes Manaphy?


Please do not dive over the edge of the cliff, as fun as that sounds you might get hurt and/or dead

The next morning...

UhhhhhhhhhhHHHHH

Good morning, Mana...!
I THINK HE DOVE OVER THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF AS FUN AS THAT SOUNDS HE IS PROBABLY HURT AND/OR DEAD

what the hell you expect saying his name when he Isn’t Here gonna do

Oh, Alti! Manaphy...?
Yes. Is not here.

Manaphy is missing!
Yeah I said that

What... What should we do?! Where could he have gone?
well there aren’t milk carton kid alerts so we should just go ahead and Look
or USE PSYCHIC POWERS!

L-let’s go look for Manaphy!
yea dude!!!


Oh god this is the worst possible time to run into him

I was just on my way to see how Manaphy is doing! ♪
eghhhhhhhhh

I trust Manaphy is doing well?
EGHHHHHHHHHH

Ray: Th-there’s trouble!
At least he’s willing to admit it, I suppose.

It’s Manaphy... Manaphy disappeared!
Chatot: Wh-what?!
Didn’t I tell you two to take proper care of that baby? Didn’t I?!
… sorry Chatot...

Squawk! I’ll look too!
Manaphy’s still a toddler. That baby couldn’t have gotten too far.
I’ll look through the guild! You two search outside!
I wouldn’t imagine he would have gone into the guild without your noticing but all right.


It’s the most likely place tbh

Hey! Manaphy!


Manaphy! You had us worried!
Why did you come here by yourself?!
Water yo

Hey, Manaphy?
… Manaphy? What’s the matter?
oh dear


WELP he’s dead

Trouble, Alti! He’s running a high fever!
Well... crap

Manaphy! Hang on, Manaphy!

ghh this is a Trouble
Music: Waterfall Cave


Well maybe he can help?

Ray: Chatot! Manaphy is... Manaphy is...
Chatot: Ma-Manaphy!
My goodness! He’s running a frightful fever!
Yes we’ve established this, plz Help now

Ray: We know... We found him standing on the beach. Then he toppled over.
Chatot: …..................
plz don’t be mean to us we tried our best

His illness must be caused by being in the wrong environment.
Because there’s absolutely no other explanation I suppose...

Just as I’d thought, Manaphy is a Pokémon that needs to grow in the sea.
Yessssss but

Our environment is entirely unlike being in the sea.
I guessssss

That’s why this infant is ill.
:/

Ray: Urk! So it’s our fault that Manaphy is...
Chatot: Hmm... Well, as things stand, remorse and regret won’t help now.
Please stop trying to guilt-trip us. What else would we have done?

We need to focus solely on curing Manaphy’s illness.
Ray: How do we go about curing him?
Yeah. That’s kind of. More important than berating us for all this

Chatot: Here’s something I’ve heard...
According to the Pokémon living in the sea, it seems that there is a cure-all item known as Phione Dew.
Did you talk to them or what like
how did you get to learn this

That may be what it takes to cure Manaphy’s illness.
Ray: Phione Dew... So that’s what we need.
Hey, Chatot. Can you tell us where we can find Phione Dew?
in the Ocean

There are Pokémon called Phione that drift along the sea... They are said to produce Phione Dew.
… you don’t say.

I believe the Phione live in an area to the west called the Miracle Sea.
Well. Cool. All right I guess that’s our next exploration.

Ray: OK. The Miracle Sea!
We have to find the Phione, no matter what, Alti! It’s the only way we can save Manaphy!

Aight lets go!!!


Music: Miracle Sea
A remix of sorts of Treeshroud Forest.
Recruits: Shellos-E, Tentacruel, Slowbro, Cloyster, Horsea, Seadra, Starmie, Chinchou, Lanturn, Slowking, Qwilfish, Remoraid, Octillery, Mantine, Kingdra, Sharpedo, Wailmer, Cradily, Clamperl, Huntail, Gorebyss, Relicanth, Luvdisc, Finneon, Lumineon, Mantyke, Lapras

A nice Water-type dumping ground lol


Named Donizetti.


Named Wailady.


Also I got a Mantine named Blue 3.


HALFWAY POINT FINALLY
This took a few tries tbh. Not in small part due to the fact that my emulator crashed at one point lol
This was 18 floors.


Sure.
Named Tunica.

Four floors later...


We arrive at the Miracle Seabed. Those sure are Phione lol

Phione: Tee-hee-dee! ♪
Phione: Glee! ♪
Phione: Whee! ♪
y’all sure are having a great fun ol’ time


AUGH WHAT


well hello

Gyarados: GRRAH-HA-HA! I FOUND YOU AT LAST!
what

YOU’RE THE PHIONE, RIGHT? YOU MAKE THE CURE-ALL? PHIONE DEW?
So I heard.

WELL, REJOICE! FROM NOW ON, YOU ALL ANSWER TO ME!
Errr

ALL PHIONE DEW BELONGS TO ME FROM NOW ON! GRRAH-HA-HA!
That’s, uh. All right. I don’t think this is how you Win but ok


DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM!

OH? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH ME...
Yeah, we’re here to DEFEND FREEDOM

GRAH-HA-HA! YOU’RE ABOUT A MILLION YEARS TOO EARLY TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME!
What does that... mean

YOU’LL REGRET NOT RUNNING AWAY WHILE YOU COULD!
Dude.
We beat Dialga.

NO MERCY FOR MEDDLERS!
aight dude


The Phione flee, and...


Fight time!

I step back to put myself in line with Tunica and Ray and let Gyarados begin to approach, throwing Iron Thorns at him as he does.


Hopefully this confusion should prevent Gyarados from doing, like, anything to us.

Ray is set to spam Quick Attack and Bite, Tunica Ancientpower, and Alti uses Ice Fang.


lol well


It is not a difficult battle.


Gyarados: GAH! DON’T...! DON’T YOU EVER FORGET THIS!
Uh, all right...? Why


bye


Uh thanks?

Phione: Very good! Very good!

Oh hey.
(As you may suspect, it is a Phione Dew.)


Yeah man let’s do the thing

Quick! Give it to Manaphy!
does he need to like
ingest it
or

Ray: OK!
Here, take this, Manaphy. It’s a Phione Dew.
Manaphy: … Urf...

oh my goodness!!!
Music: At the End of the Day

Ray: Whew, am I glad!
Chatot: It seems to be working.
He should be fine, given two or three days of rest.
Well, good.

Ray: That’s great... Am I ever glad...

It looks like he’s all right. Great.

Ray: Ha! The little guy’s as good as ever!
how do u Know that. He just might be sickly. Some people are.

Manaphy: Good! Ever!
Ray: Am I glad to see this!
Chatot: … Alti... Ray.

:(

Manaphy needs to develop the ability to survive in the sea...
Well Alti can swim!

Well, Alti...
Let’s take Manaphy to the sea.

How do you... know him

We felt that Walrein would be ideal for looking after Manaphy.
I guess...
(Also wait if Manaphy/Phione lives IN the sea how did we get to the Phione and Gyarados in Miracle Sea)

Walrein: Aye. I’ve heard all I need to hear from your Wigglytuff.
You’ve my word. I’ll take full responsibility for raising Manaphy.
All right...

Ray: Please take good care of the little guy.

Music: In the Hands of Fate

And grow strong and healthy in the sea...
Manaphy: ?
he’s so unaware :(

Ray: Urf... As you get older... Don’t forget us...
Manaphy: …? Ray?
… Alti?
staaaaaahp ; ;

Chatot: …...............
Prolonging this will only make it worse...
Egh...

Walrein, please...
Walrein: Aye.
We’re going, Manaphy.
Manaphy: …?

Oh no

... Alti?
… Ray?

WAHHHH I’M CRY TOO

bye :(

Ray: Sniffle...
Take care... Manaphy.
The next day...

Ray: Good morning, Alti!

:(((((((


I guess it’s for the best.

Ray: Yes... You’re right...
We did the only right thing for Manaphy.
I guess...

I think Walrein will raise him properly.
And maybe...
Maybe, one day somewhere, we’ll be able to see Manaphy again...

Oh, Alti.
We shouldn’t go around feeling sorry and sad forever. I doubt Manaphy would want that.
I doubt he’s old enough to understand these concepts.

But I can’t get back to feeling like it’s normal right away...
Still, I think we should be positive and keep moving forward... OK?
I suppose...

Bit of a downer ending but I’m cutting here for length and because of what’s coming up. We had a good time with Manaphy while it lasted, eh? :p

Upcoming recruits: Zubat, Golbat, Crobat, Unown (all), Machoke, Machamp

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Mareep (C3PO)
Marill (Marty)
Hoppip (Alma)
Wooper (Axol)
Misdreavus (Neopet)
Girafarig (Jim)
Swinub (Lump)
Mantine (Blue 3)
Elekid (Firegg)
Larvitar (Savannah)
Linoone (Cat Snake)
Lotad (Orchid)
Nuzleaf (Nuzlocke)
Slakoth (Lenny)
Nincada (Illinois)
Nosepass (Not Racist)
Electrike (Direction)
Minun (Negative)
Wailmer (Wailady)
Barboach (Dojo)
Claydol (Dirtpuppet)
Cradily (Tunica)
Castform (Skoast)
Clamperl (Porl)
Luvdisc (Donizetti)
Shelgon (Sheep)
Beldum (Nickel)
Piplup (Chippy)
Starly (Merel)
Budew (Sprout)
Combee (Hexa)
Gastrodon-W (Slugger)
Glameow (Smudge)
Hippopotas (Duke)
Probopass (Pukao)
 
Bye Manaphy... One thing I was always curious about is what the connection between Manaphy and Phione in the MD universe was. In the games I always took Phione to be an underdeveloped or differently adapted Manaphy from breeding in captivity instead of the Ocean, but it's safe to assume here that the relation wouldn't quite play out that way, especially since Manaphy's Egg is in a completely different dungeon.

Nickname for Machamp: Bill. There's an in-joke for me but I also just think it's funny for sounding mundane on this thing.
 
It's always been a mystery to me how water dungeons work. Are you swimming downwards? Are you walking along the bottom of the sea? How do you hold your breath (and why doesn't Charmander instantly die upon going into one)?

Oh, and, I guess... good luck in the next dungeon; hope you're the patient type. :D If you're going for all the Unown, I suggest the NATO phonetic alphabet (Alpha, Bravo, Charlie...) for their nicknames.
 
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pika pal: I mean they still LOOK related but considering you can't breed in MD I don't really know how to tell for sure. That's an interesting question.
Thanks for the nickname suggestion!
lucariomaster2: I have no idea how those water dungeons work. And as we saw in MD1 Red didn't die so clearly there must be some sort of protection...? Maybe??? Who knows.
ugh Aegis Cave is the worst lol thanks. I didn't see your suggestions for Unown names until after I had started though so I used a different name scheme for them, sorry :(


No plot yet, so we’re going to take a trip to World Abyss, the dungeon we opened before that houses Giratina.


Recruits: Taillow, Pidgey, Murkrow, Voltorb, Poochyena, Loudred, Pidgeotto, Nidoqueen, Electrode, Weezing, Umbreon, Delcatty, Swellow, Exploud, Mightyena, Pidgeot

look at that... a pidgey that isn’t horrifically rare...... a taillow that doesn’t require you to go to a level 1 dungeon......... what is this Madness


Nidoqueen strikes fear into the hearts of men, by the way. It has Earth Power, which is basically Discharge in that it hits all enemies in the room.
Double fun when you’re a Pikachu like I was during my first playthrough :B


large rooms like this are The Worst (TM) because Nidoqueen could hit you a million times before you could do anything about it.
This dungeon is a little bit ass


LOOK AT THAT HIGH DAMAGE AAAAAAAA


I saw this Pidgey and was like SHIT A PIDGEY!!!! GOTTA GET
I have been conditioned by way too many years playing Rescue Team.


Alas. Well at least it’s not stupid rare like in Rescue Team lol


DO NOT WANT
Petrify Orb time!


oh my god


… cool


COOL

And then I died like 10 times. I couldn’t make it past about floor 12. Okay, screw that, we are not doing World Abyss right now. Done with that shit.


Sure let’s take an outlaw mission for once and hope this is a little better.


Graveler is going to run away from us. If it gets to the stairs, we fail. Chase time!


oh my god look how EASY that was
screw you world abyss


Named Squidward lol


… excuse me???


WELL THEN ALL RIGHT
I totally love this, Mewtwo’s just chillin out and he’s like “let’s Fight yall” like he’s chill as hell


Let’s take it!


Named Mothman.


Named Yugi because boyfriend recommended it without even knowing what I was trying to name lol


Named Mojumbo.


Named Camp. (Yugi and Mothman died :()


… not taking Hydro Pump if that’s its PP lol


Camp died. This Drifloon is named Tea.


Here we are! it’s Time, let’s see how this goes.
Tea is set to spam Ominous Wind.


… Tea’s Ominous Wind spam killed Mewtwo before it even got to us lmao


Oh damn, I thought I couldn’t do this yet. Guess I was wrong.
Absolutely down for adding Mewtwo to the gang!

No nicknames as per previous run’s tendencies.

Mewtwo: I owe you...
From now on... I want to be part of your team!
i love this mewtwo yall


We also picked up a rank boost from it. As well we should, we beat Mewtwo ffs!


More chances to recruit is never a bad idea.


aight dude ur goin Down!


lol that was stupidly easy


hell yeah


No one is on this floor. Not even Chimecho... Suspicious...!!!!


Well everyone is fawning over... something...?


Wat is

Bidoof: They’re the real deal, by golly!
Loudred: Wow! Can I get your autographs, PLEASE?
I’m surprised this world puts as much stock into autographs as it does lol

Ray: Hey, Chatot. Who are those Pokémon?
Chatot: Huh?! There you go sticking your foot in your mouth again!
:(

That lovely trio is Team Charm, the ultrafamous treasure hunters!
Oh.
They look like waifus.

They’ve earned the Master Rank, which is reserved solely for teams of extraordinary merit.
ppfff. We did it in Rescue Team!

As expert treasure hunters, they’ve discovered countless treasures.
… you don’t. Say.

Moreover, they don’t just find treasures. Oh, no!
Strong! Smart! Beautiful! The sheer style of their treasure hunts is what makes them celebrities!
In the middle is Lopunny. She’s the gorgeous one with the long ears.
Next to her is the serenely elegant Gardevoir! ♪ Ah, she is so beautiful...
Finally, there’s Medicham. She moves and flows as if she’s dancing all the time. Irresistibly cool!
Yep deffo waifus

But I must wonder... Why would the beauties of Team Charm visit here?
What, you didn’t like... ask them? You just. Are fawning over them without realizing what’s going on.


Oh hey what’s up.


… what

Lopunny: Oh, Wigglytuff! You haven’t changed one bit!
WHAT IS THIS

Medicham: Seeing you as a Guildmaster... Imagine that! That’s amazing!
“a” guildmaster does that imply there are other guilds, is this an established Thing that exists within this region place thing

Gardevoir: It has been a long time, Wigglytuff.
Wigglytuff: Yup. Long time no see! ♪ Have you all been well?
this is
this sure is a Thing


I see we are not the only ones that are confused

Sunflora: Guildmaster... Are you already acquainted with Team Charm?
Medicham: Oh! Wigglytuff was a real go-getter back in the day. Like, grrrowl! So how are you nowadays?
WAT
MEDICHAM WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN?????

Lopunny: Back then, Wigglytuff was something else. No one could beat him. So cool!
>back then
Not now? Excuse me??

Wigglytuff: Ha ha ha! ♪
Chatot: Uh, Guildmaster... Uh, how do you know the beauties of Team Charm?
so Chatot doesn’t know either???

Wigglytuff: Well, they’re my friends. Friends from long ago! ♪
Lopunny: That’s right. We were partners in exploration with Wigglytuff.
… Wigglytuff confirmed for gay :B

Chatot: Whaaaat?!
The Guildmaster... And Team Charm...?
Wigglytuff: So what brings you all here?
Gardevoir: So astute of you. We came about an important matter.
Oh?

Music: In the Depths of the Pit

Do you recall, when we were exploring a long time ago, that we found a mysterious key?
~~oooooo~~

At the time, we didn’t know what the key was for. Well, we’ve finally found out where it should be used.
You see, we discovered a place called Aegis Cave. That key is a perfect fit for the keyhole to its entrance.
How did you learn its name anyway

Medicham: There’s more. It’s said that the cave holds a vast trove of treasure.
Well damn

Loudred: A vast trove of...
Sunflora: Treasure?!
Lopunny: Say, Wigglytuff, darling... That key we found then... You’ve still got it, haven’t you?

I don’t remember. Ha ha ha!
Welp

Music: Guildmaster Wigglytuff

Medicham: Hey! We went through a lot to get that key! Are you saying you’ve lost it?
Gardevoir: … That’s typical for Wigglytuff. Some things haven’t changed at all, it seems.
rip

Lopunny, it’s time for our gift...
gift
????

Lopunny: I hear you, Gardevoir.
Here you go, Wigglytuff. We’ve brought you a little gift.
It’s your favorite! A Perfect Apple.
lol of course


u dont say

Yay! Thank you!
Gardevoir: So... about that key...
oh I see they’re bribing him.

Wigglytuff: Oh! I remember now! That key! The one shaped like an Unown.
… WHICH UNOWN

I’ll go look!

[many crashing sounds]
WHAT


NO BUT
WHAT??????

Lopunny: Yes, darling! This is the key. This will open the way into Aegis Cave.
Thank you, Wigglytuff!
Say, why don’t you join us? It will be like old times.

wigglytuff dont care at all

Gardevoir: … You really haven’t changed...
Lopunny: We’ll be going now, sweetie.
See you, Wigglytuff!
Well that was. Uneventful.


do u have something to share with the class Ray

Lopunny: Yes?
Ray: Um... May we go exploring with you?
Well then

Loudred: ME TOO!
Diglett: And me!
Sunflora: Oh my gosh! I want to go too!
its a Party now

Ray: And you, Alti?

Well I’m always down for friends.

Ray: Yeah, that’s right! That’s the right answer!
Please let us join you!
Please let us go exploring with you!

lol

Lopunny: Tee-hee! Everyone is so earnest. You are all so adorable!

nice pose Lopunny...

Ray: Yay! Yes! Thank you!
OK, Sweeties. We’ll go ahead and open the entrance. You can go in after we do.
All righty sure.

The cave is located southeast of here.

See ya.

Ray: This is great, Alti!
Let’s get ready in a hurry so we can join in the exploration!

That’s kind of a very long way away though lol

Well, whatever. Let’s go!


So it is.

Beyond this point is unknown territory. No one has ever been inside.
oooooo

Just imagine what mysteries await us inside. Isn’t it exciting, darlings?
I suppose so.


Does it?

Bidoof: Yup yup. It’s got these odd-shaped grooves gouged out, by golly.
Medicham: It’s got a trick to it, I’m sure. There has to be!
Er... yeah why else would it have. Mysterious grooves n shit

I’ll solve that mystery. You watch me now!
Lopunny: Oh, yes. We’ve asked everyone else already, but what’s your team’s name?
… what’s everybody else’s team name anyway??

Ah, you’re Team Hurricane.
That’s quite a good name.
thank ?

I think we should be on our way.
Let’s see who can find the big treasure, or treasures, of this place.
All righty!

Of course, we’d be disappointed in ourselves if we weren’t first! Tee-hee!
WELL WE ARE THE BEST EXPLORERS !!!!

But let’s wish each other the best of luck!
tch fiiiine

OK, sweeties, we’re off!

see you

Loudred: YEAH! I’ll be the first to find the treasure!
Bidoof: Yup yup, we’ll have to step it up, by golly!
Corphish: Hey, hey, hey!
So they all head off. As for us...


There are oddly shaped grooves in it.

that sure does look like Unown script. “Ice”? (are we getting Ned Stark’s sword)

“If you seek passage, close your eyes, then submit your proof.”
Will you close your eyes?
Eh. No?? What do you mean ‘proof’


So instead we head up to Ice Aegis Cave. Hm... wonder what “ice” means here



Ok i’ll tell you because this dungeon is the Worst. So basically this dungeon is primarily inhabited by Unown. Unown have a chance of dropping a stone with a letter that matches their shape. You need to spell out the word from the beginning with stones in order to progress. So in other words you need to find, and kill, the Unown matching the letters and hope they random drop the right letter.
Oh, and you can’t hard save at any point, so it all has to be done in one go.

Sound like hell? It is.

So let’s go.

Music: Aegis Cave


Sure.
Named Emilia. Naming scheme this time is 2018 Pacific tropical storm names. (sorry lucariomaster2 D:)


So it seems.

You have to solve a mystery to get ahead, it seems. This is vexing.
So it goes.

Gardevoir: I would assume this stone marker holds the key.
The surface of the stone marker is scored by deep grooves shaped like Unown.
The cave is filled by hordes of Unown...
coincidence?????

There most certainly is a connection between these facts.
u dont say

Lopunny: “If you seek passage, close your eyes, then submit your proof.” Well, that’s not much to go on.
Well, I closed my eyes, but that did nothing. We must be overlooking something.
what about Pokémon that don’t HAVE eyes or CAN’T CLOSE THEM

We’ll go into the cave and search again.
See you again.
aight u do u
see u bye


Willa.


Carlotta.


Ileana. Glad for all the Unown recruits...


Aletta.


YES OH MY GOD FINALLY


Now we can finally see what happens at the stone marker.

The Unown Stones in the Treasure Bag: I, C, and E are responding!
The activated Unown Stones were absorbed by the stone marker!
… which means we can’t use them again, sadly.


All righty.


… Somehow I guess I expected this from “ICE”.


fiiiine


Music: Defy the Legends


This fight is easy enough it’s not really worth commenting on, except that Emilia died and had to be revived lol.


What

A mysterious light enveloped Alti!
The guardian’s permission was granted!
Cool?


excuse me!


HOW DID YOU GET HERE

Medicham: You’re going to make us look bad if we don’t pick up the pace!
Gardevoir: Tee-hee! This has become unusually exciting for me!
ummmm okay

Lopunny: But we’ll beat you to solving the next mystery!
We’re off!
ok see ya

One go-round later...

It appears to be a letter.
Alti read the letter.
“To Team Hurricane:”
“As we promised earlier, we have already solved this mystery. We’re going on ahead.”
tch really

“This is a race to see who can get the treasure first, you know!” - Team Charm -
all riiiiiight


Named Rosa. Looks like it also dropped a stone which is awesome! (The theme now is Rock lol)


Daniel.


Lane.


… because I’ve been blinded by a seed I have no way of knowing what I just recruited other than that it is an Unown. Since it dropped an Unown S stone I can probably assume it’s an Unown S? Named Sergio :p
(It was an Unown S)


Paul.
Getting so many recruits and so few Unown Stones that I need :/
(I realized later Paul was also an Unown R and released him lol)


FINALLY a K STONE and also named Kristy.


So boyfriend moved in with me last week. Instead of getting his name options over Discord I just yelled down the stairs
“HEY [BOYFRIEND]!”
“YEAH?”
“I NEED A NAME FOR A ZUBAT”
“A ZUBAT?”
“YEAH”
“NAME IT ROBIN”
so here we are


IT DROPPED AN O STONE AND JOINED MY TEAM
HOORAY
Named Olivia.


Hands up: who’s surprised?


Yet again Regirock is not much of a threat.

Second verse, same as the first, we then move on to the Steel part of the cave.
I already picked up S, T, and L stones earlier, so now we’re just looking for two E’s.


That was appreciably quick. One more...


Tara.


YES...


Fabio.
On to the next part of the dungeon!


After a fight that is.

(Again. Not hard.)


What

Lopunny: Wh-what happened to us...?
Oh! We were fighting Registeel here... Then Medicham got into trouble...
Medicham? The only one of you that has anything greater than NVE STAB on Registeel?

... After that, I just don’t know. I don’t know what came next.
I can see that you saved us though, Team Hurricane.
Thank you! We were in a bind!
Medicham: We owe you one, Team Hurricane.
If you didn’t show up in time to save us, that would’ve been it for us.
Gardevoir: That is so true.
I’m afraid we can never repay you for this...
Let us have the treasure

Lopunny: I know!
How about letting us back you up at some point, Team Hurricane?
Sure I guess?

Yes, I think we’ve already failed on our exploration.
Tee-hee! Don’t worry! We won’t try to steal your glory. Or your treasure.
If you say so

Let’s go! Our goal can’t be far off now!
All right!


So we’re in Aegis Cave Pit now, this is the last bit of dungeon to head through.


After five floors...


I hope so. No more stones plz


Oh dear


Ohhh dear

THOSE WHO SEEK THE TREASURES SLEEPING IN THE GROUND...
SHOW ALL OF YOUR POWER!

WELP

Lopunny: We’ll team up for this battle!

All right let’s go my dudes!


awesome, awesome, good start


With Team Charm’s help, the Hitmonlee and Bronzong are not difficult. But now time for Regigigas...


aww yisss Agility


Rekt

Medicham: We did it!

Wat

Lopunny: Wh-what is this?!
Gardevoir: There’s an inscription on the stone marker!

… ok???


what are you

Medicham: What?!
Gardevoir: Regigigas!
Lopunny: We’re in for another round?
Man I hope not...


oh
uh
okay

GRRRR...OOOOHHHHH...OOOOHHHH!
Medicham: Wa-wa-waah!
Gardevoir: Hurry, we have to get out!

So we do.


We fine. So far.

Medicham: Seems that way. Everyone’s here.
Gardevoir: Thank goodness...
Lopunny: … But the treasures...
Did we lose them?
Well, that was a colossal waste of time :(

Gardevoir: Yes... Quite disheartening...
Medicham: Oh!
Look at that!

oh COOL

Medicham: The ground heaved up! And a gap opened in the face of the cliff!
Gardevoir: That tremor earlier...
What Regigigas and the others were protecting... This must have been it!
Medicham: I get it now! That’s where they hid the treasures! And they’re undisturbed!
Awesome.

Lopunny: Wonderful! This exploration turned out to be a huge success after all!
Medicham: Ha ha! Yeah!

nice.

Gardevoir: But the credit doesn’t belong to us this time.
Team Hurricane. The credit belongs entirely to you.
We’re the best explorers!

Medicham: I’d say it does! The treasures in there, all of it belongs to you!
My word, weren’t you something special!
It was like seeing Wigglytuff in action in the old days!
Well, we learned from the best :B

Everyone: HA HA HA!
Gardevoir: So, shall we go on to our next adventure, old friends?
Lopunny: Yes, let’s do that!
We enjoyed ourselves very much, Team Hurricane. It was fun exploring with you!
If we keep up our explorations, we may run into each other someday.
But next time, we’ll beat you to the treasure!
Sounds good, you can try :p

Lopunny: Take care! Send our love to Wigglytuff!
Aight!


So we unlocked a new dungeon from this.


We also unlock the special dungeon that houses Articuno.

I take on a couple missions to round out the update and set the stage for the next few updates. Anticlimactic ending but it’s better this way Promise :p


Named Sylva.


Named Flagon because of a joke last night in choir practice lol


Pretty sure I need one of these for Purugly.
Named Spike.


Gretzky. (Yes I know it’s a girl w/e.)

That’s it for today. Next time: The next special episode – featuring Team Charm!

78/525: 14.8%
Caterpie (Xander)
Butterfree (Papillon)
Weedle (Bean)
Beedrill (Bumble)
Sandshrew (Simon)
Vulpix (Jimbo)
Zubat (Robin)
Machop (Jon)
Tentacool (Squidward)
Magneton (Magnetoff)
Seel (Bork)
Grimer (BetoBeto)
Muk (Your Waifu)
Kingler (Crab Meat)
Rhyhorn (Cake)
Tangela (DayumBoy)
Ditto (Actual Gum)
Omanyte (Philette)
Mewtwo
Spinarak (Catallia)
Mareep (C3PO)
Marill (Marty)
Hoppip (Alma)
Wooper (Axol)
Misdreavus (Neopet)
Unown A (Aletta)
Unown C (Carlotta)
Unown D (Daniel)
Unown E (Emilia)
Unown F (Fabio)
Unown I (Ileana)
Unown K (Kristy)
Unown L (Lane)
Unown O (Olivia)
Unown R (Rosa)
Unown S (Sergio)
Unown T (Tara)
Unown W (Willa)
Girafarig (Jim)
Swinub (Lump)
Mantine (Blue 3)
Skarmory (Yugi)
Elekid (Firegg)
Larvitar (Savannah)
Linoone (Cat Snake)
Lotad (Orchid)
Nuzleaf (Nuzlocke)
Slakoth (Lenny)
Nincada (Illinois)
Nosepass (Not Racist)
Electrike (Direction)
Minun (Negative)
Wailmer (Wailady)
Barboach (Dojo)
Claydol (Dirtpuppet)
Cradily (Tunica)
Castform (Skoast)
Glalie (Gretzsky)
Clamperl (Porl)
Luvdisc (Donizetti)
Bagon (Flagon)
Shelgon (Sheep)
Beldum (Nickel)
Metang (Camp)
Piplup (Chippy)
Starly (Merel)
Budew (Sprout)
Wormadam-Plant (Sylva)
Mothim (Mothman)
Combee (Hexa)
Gastrodon-W (Slugger)
Drifloon (Tea)
Glameow (Smudge)
Glameow → Purugly (Spike)
Hippopotas (Duke)
Tangrowth (Mojumbo)
Probopass (Pukao)
 
All right I'm finally back @_@ sorry this took so long, first I was in Europe for a little over a week and then after I got back I tried to finish it before I went backpacking for a few days but that, uh, didn't happen
Now that it's summer I theoretically have more free time, except that I am starting a M-F 9-5 job on June 11 and also I have to buckle down and get my thesis done so who actually knows when the next update will be.
It will definitely happen though...!

Anyway, let's get into it.


As promised it is time to take on the fourth special episode featuring Team Charm.


of course it is the standard full moon night


I guess we found some more ziggurats

On the eastern horizon...
In a small expanse of ruins...
but what prehistoric societies were there... are we looking for treasure or HISTORY yall
please give me my pokemon society histories n shit yall


that’s not team charm...!!!!!!!

This is the... deepest part of the dungeon, I think...
Oooh, hey! There’s a treasure chest up there!
… D-don’t tell me...
… Don’t tell me this is the treasure everyone’s been blabbering about...

it’s sitting Right There somehow I doubt it is.

This is the treasure of these ruins!
Ugh... I’ve been working hard as an explorer for a really long time...
And, finally...
Finally, I’ve found what I’ve searched for... an awesome treasure!
This is ur first one? ur Trash

Ha ha ha ho ho!
This totally rocks! I can’t wait...

… what

The moment I lift up this treasure...
I’m afraid the ruins will start to crumble...
That sounds. Kinda counterintuitive?

Whew. Glad I thought of that. I was so excited I almost got careless.
if it were wigglytuff he’d just explode the whole ruins and make off with the treasure ur trash in comparison

Anyway, I’ll pick up the treasure carefully...
Then I’ll run as fast as I can out of here before it all crumbles down on me.
That sounds like an absolutely horrible idea.


This treasure... is mine!
All right cool good for you Graveler dude.


Mmm yessss?

Music

Graveler: Wh... what was that? That voice?!
Well what do you see that looks like living beings, eh?

Voice: This treasure has already been claimed – by us!
We’re not handing it over to you!
Graveler: Wh-who’s there? Where are you?
Show yourself!
Dude just look for the The Things That Look Like Living Beings!!!

Voice: Hee hee hee! Show yourself, you say?
All right! We’ll show ourselves!

With our powers combined we are... something I don’t know I’m too dead for this shit


With their powers combined they are Team Charm I suppose lol

Graveler: Wh-what’s this?

T-too dark to see!
but
but what did they DO


So wait were they just standing around on those rocks waiting for someone to show up so they could gloat about being the Best Treasure Hunters and take the treasure and leave.

What the hell guys

Blast! I’ve been tricked!
I dunno if I’d really call that “tricked” but ok.

Th-them!!

And the dungeon appears to be collapsing.

I-it’s coming down! Oh, no!
RUN MY DUDE
RUN LIKE THE WIND


… bye

(where... is it going)


YOU DESTROYED A HISTORY

Medicham: The treasure of the ruins is ours!
AGAIN
YOU DESTROYED A HISTORY

This was a pretty easy job, wasn’t it? ♪
I mean. I suppose.

That’s one victory right after another! ♪
Don’t let it go to your head too much though yall

Lopunny: That’s right... We haven’t lost out on a treasure we’ve aimed for yet...
Good success rate I spose.

Gardevoir: Not even one...
Medicham: Team Charm has a 100 percent success rate, and we take pride in that!
As well you should.

All right, let’s go on – and go undefeated!
Lopunny: We’re the treasure hunters – Team Charm!
We’ve established that lol

Among the three of us...

but can you fight Ghost-types effectively


WELL THEN


If the guild’s reaction to them was any indication, I suppose they were. Are. Whatever.

They’re not only famous for being Master Rank and having a great reputation...
But also for their splendid ability to find treasure, which is admired by everyone.
But isn’t that like, what having a great reputation... implies? Like

However... This story takes place a little earlier...
It’s a story that takes place before Team Charm became famous.
humble beginnings of course

The Team Charm that always gets the treasure they’re aiming for...
Their next target is...

… a forest that has the same music as the forest Friend Areas from Rescue Team?


medicham is Absolutely Dead

We’ve come pretty far...
Are we anywhere near our destination yet?
Gardevoir: Just a little farther, Medicham.
According to my research, once we get out of this jungle...
Our destination... is Boulder Quarry.
Lopunny: Deep in Boulder Quarry, there’s supposed to be a legendary treasure...
It’s said to be so beautiful that mere words cannot express it.
how i felt about europe tbh

A beautiful treasure... Hee-hee-hee!

I guess I need to screenshot all these pink hearts now lmao

Medicham: I-is... that so? ♪ When I hear that, it makes me so very happy! ♪
yall havent found it yet Chill

All right, let’s do our best and get through this jungle! ♪

alas What


Not a threat does that answer your question


Um

… nice to meet you!

If you’re talking about the treasure in Boulder Quarry...
You really should give up.
Well that’s. Quite depressing???? Why

Medicham: Wh-what...? Why?
Yeah what she said.

That treasure has been sought by many exploration groups, but...
So far, nobody’s found it.
I mean. If Team Charm are looking for it. Then probably not.

Everyone knows that it’s impossible to find...
that makes No Sense but all righty

And lately, we... That is...
Those of us who live here...
Think that there might not actually be anything there to begin with.
That’s a lot of opinions n shit expressed at once what do I believe!!!

So, don’t you think you should give up as well?
lol

Lopunny: Thank you, Bellossom... But we’re not giving up.
thats the spirit !!!!!

Bellossom: Huh?

lol bellossom you just made them want to find it MORE

Gardevoir: We always find and acquire the treasure we’re looking for...

We get it yall love your waifu poses

Gardevoir: Hey, Lopunny... once you’ve prepared, let’s head out.
Medicham: To the other side of the jungle!

aww I wanted Gardevoir


Here’s our current location for the record.


Here’s the Southern Jungle which is pretty... uneventful lol
We aren’t coming back, but might as well state for the record this place houses Dodrio, Mawile, Jumpluff, Staraptor, Muk, Seviper, Forretress, Hippopotas, Glameow, Vespiquen, Murkrow, and Cherrim.

Lopunny has Endure/Return/Pound/Baton Pass, Gardevoir has Double Team/Wish/Calm Mind/Confusion, and Medicham has Bide/Detect/Hidden Power/Force Palm.


cool i have literally no money


COOL


why is there AIR in this dungeon


Anyway after only ten floors we have made it across the jungle.


Of... what now exactly

Seems like we’re out of Southern Jungle.
… REALLY.

Medicham: So... Boulder Quarry is just ahead, right?
So we hope!


Excuse me what

Medicham: Huh? I think I head some kind of strange noise coming from over there...
Noise: Guuuuu!
Lopunny: I heard it again.
Gardevoir: Let’s go check it out.
Sounds good.


… oh hi!


Music

Medicham: Not moving... It can’t be...
Unfortunately, Pokémon die, that’s just kinda a thing that happens in the world. Haven’t you ever seen Groundhog Day? Sometimes you can’t do anything.

Medicham: Huh?! Oh, no! Is he...?
But... He’s not moving at all! Oh, no!
Why not, like
Check
to see
if he’s dead

Also two of yall have psychic powers.

Lopunny? Gardevoir? What do we do? What do we do?!
Chill the hell out first of all?


Um

Medicham: Th-that sound again!
Gardevoir: We heard it come from over here...
Noise: Guuuuuuu!
Lopunny: I-is that from...?


Somehow I’m not at all surprised.

Gardevoir: Medicham... try giving him one of those...
Medicham: Got it. I’ll put it down and see.

Honestly I doubt the game even needs to tell us what that is at this point

An extraordinarily delicious Perfect Apple.

he smells it

Ooogh...
Wh-what’s...? This smell...
This delicious... It’s a tiny bit sour... But of course sweet...
That’s... pretty specific.

This smell!

Wigglytuff is juuuust fine.

He loudly eats it, and then...
Pwah! Thank you so much! It was REALLY delicious! ♪
Thank you! ♪ I’m feeling better thanks to you!
Music: Guildmaster Wigglytuff
Well nice. :)

Perfect Apples are my number-one-favorite food! ♪
Lopunny: Y-you like Perfect Apples that much...?
They’re perfect my dude.

Here, you can have mine too.
Wigglytuff: R-really?!
Narration: Lopunny gave the mysterious Pokémon a Perfect Apple!
Wigglytuff: Thank you so much! ♪

d’aww he’s so cute Look at him

Gardevoir: We’re the treasure hunters – Team Charm.
And you are?
Team Perfect Apple?
Where’s Chatot anyhow? Oh wait that’s right he didn’t know Wigglytuff had been acquainted with Team Charm.

Wigglytuff: Yep. ♪ I’m Wigglytuff.
yep ♪

I’m the first apprentice of the explorer Armaldo.
I
Wigglytuff
… ok.

Gardevoir: Wigglytuff? Nice to meet you.
Lopunny: I’ve never heard of the explorer Armaldo...
:(

Gardevoir: But... If you say you’re an explorer’s apprentice...
Don’t tell me you’re also looking for the treasure in the quarry?
Wigglytuff strikes me as the kind of person to find the treasure and leave it put. Like he’s just excited he got there!!!! He doesn’t care about what’s in the treasure box.

Medicham: I-it’s no joke!
We’re the ones who are going to find that treasure!
I believe in Team Charm (i guess)!

Wigglytuff: Treasure? What are you talking about?
I guess that answers that.

I was just taking a walk through here, that’s all.
And then, suddenly all my food items were stolen by someone...
Well. Shit.

And I got really hungry and used up all my strength...
And passed out here. That’s all. ♪
… You sound so chipper about it

Gardevoir: Oh... Is that it...?
If that’s it, that’s fine...
what are you TALKING ABOUT wigglytuff was ASSAULTED and NEARLY DIED

Medicham: He’s such a strange explorer...

And it looks like he’s just content to sit here now that he’s been given a Perfect Apple.

See you later, Wigglytuff. Take care!

bye

Medicham: Bye-bye!
Wigglytuff: Thanks again, so much! ♪ Friendly friends!
Some things never change.


OH COOL I LOVE THE LOOK OF THIS

Music


Well even if not they’re certainly intrigued by this place.

Gardevoir: Probably.
Everyone’s gathered, aiming for the treasure at the depths of the quarry.

Wow! ♪ Go to hell! ♥

Magmortar: Oh... Are you ladies an exploration team too?
Houndoom: You look way... too delicate to be an exploration team.
You look way... too sexist to be alive.

This is too difficult for you girls. You should give up.
This is too dangerous for you chauvinists. You should back off.

Lopunny: Hee-hee! Thanks for the advice... But...
It’s not good to judge others by their appearance. ♥
thAnk you

Dunsparce: S-so cool...
S-so shallow...

Ummm... Whoa... ♥
Ummm... Creeper... ♥

Lopunny: By the way... What’s the status of the treasure?
Magmortar: Oh. No one’s found it yet.
Houndoom: Unfortunately, nothing’s been found. Nothing at all.

Um
… thanks!

It’s really easy to get lost in it.
Magmortar: Even so, you should be able to get at least halfway through.
But after the waypoint, it’s really difficult...
Well... dang.

Gardevoir: Difficult?
Houndoom: Yeah... Even if you try to move forward, you always end up right back where you started.
Sentret: … No matter how many times you try.
That sounds. Ridiculous.

And so, almost everyone’s been coming back here to discuss it...
Cacturne: There’s got to be some kind of puzzle to it somehow... I think.
If you don’t figure out the puzzle, you’ll never find the treasure.
Clearly we need to figure out the secret to the Millennium Puzzle and that will show us the way

Gardevoir: Bellosson was saying the same thing earlier...
It seems like this treasure is a really difficult one to find...
WE CAN DO IT

Lopunny: Seems that way... But if it’s that kind of treasure...
There’s value in finding it.
I mean Yeah


not with That attitude it sure isn’t!

Dunsparce: S-so cool...
S-so shallow...

Ummm... Whoa... ♥
Um... Creeper... ♥


Excusez-moi?

You! Give up now! This treasure’s ours!
tch who do u think u are to say to me that


You really should not be announcing publicly that you are band of thieves, yanno.

Magmortar: Team AW... Team AWD?!
Dunsparce: That band of thieves with the bad reputation, Team AWD, is here?
Especially not if it’s already been established you have a bad reputation.

Weavile: Got it? You!
If you don’t want to get hurt... I suggest you get out of here as fast as you can!
Lol naw.

Music: Growing Anxiety


lol completely unfazed

Houndoom: Y-you! You don’t know about Team AWD?
if theyre not a threat theyre not worth knowing about I guess

Cacturne: Team AWD is a band of thieves whose wickedness knows no bounds.

Well that’s the only Drapion around. Unless Drapion is a nickname or something

He can beat down any opponent with the claws on both of his arms and his long fangs.
That’s Arbok. He’s incredibly vindictive.
… and that’s his only personality trait?

There, in the center, is the boss, Weavile.
Rumor says she’s really strong...
I mean I guess if she’s running this band of thieves with a reputation she has to be.

It’s said that she pursues her goal by any means, fair or foul.
… I feel like that’s been established

Magmortar: Team AWD is known everywhere for its terrible behavior.
Well... shit

It’s said that each and every Pokémon that has run into them in a dungeon...
They’ve all come away from that encounter stripped of all their possessions.
“It’s said”? But... what, it’s not been confirmed??? Like

Drapion: Hey! You guys! Weren’t you listening?!
Didn’t my lady Weavile tell you to hit the road?!
Yes but what’s your point

If you don’t scram, it’s gonna be pretty painful for you!
Lol all right

Arbok: Sss-sssss. Better lissssten up!
I’ve been getting ressstlesssss ‘cause it’s been too long ssssince I’ve had the chance to beat sssssomeone down!
Well sucks to suck ‘cause today is not that day

Sssssso. The firsssst one to get ssssstepped on... Who’sssss it going to be?
I don’t think an Arbok can really step on anyone but okay.

Dunsparce: Ummm...
Magmortar: Ummmmmm...

And everyone’s getting scared of course. Sigh.

Cacturne: I-I... I give up...

… bye...


And they’re all gone. Fantastic.

Drapion: Bah! Cowards!
Arbok: Ssssay, Drapion!
Are those cute girlssss ssssstill here?
Are those sexist assholes still here?

Drapion: Yeah! Yeah, they are!
Yeah! Yeah, they are!

Shocker! These girls seem to have some spine!
Shocker! These chauvinists seem to not want to leave us alone!

Arbok: Aren’t you ssssscared of ussss?
Aren’t you annoyed with us?

Oh! I ssssee!
You admire ussss and want to become friendssss?
Oh! I see! You actually respect us and want to treat us like people?

Drapion: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s it! That’s it!
If that’s how it is, it’s real simple!
You girls are cute, so... I guess we’ll let you be friends with us.
That’s it! That’s it!
If that’s how it is, it’s real simple!
You guys are still sexist assholes, so... Fuck off.

Medicham: Humph! Just who do you think you are?
THANK you

Drapion: Wha...?
Gardevoir: Become friends with Pokémon who have terrible reputations, such as yourselves...
Music: Team Charm’s Theme

Why would we want to do a thing like that?
Arbok: Wh-whaaaat?!
Lopunny: We don’t think you’re scary or anything...
And we definitely don’t admire you.
r e k t


GET
REKT

Arbok: We were sssso nice to you, and now it ssseemsss to have gone to your headssss!
You were such assholes to us, and now it seems to have gone to your heads!


They moved to attack, but got btfo.

Arbok: Guooh!
Gardevoir: Huh?! You’re weaker than I thought!
ahahahahahah suck it. Suck It

Drapion: H-huh... whaaaat!?
Arbok: Blasssst! Drapion! Let’ssss take care of thissss for real!
lol no


She Speaks

Hold it, you!
Arbok: B-bosssssss...
Drapion: My lady Weavile...

You were the ones who decided to be asses to us in the first place, don’t even speak

And... You won’t regret it, will you?
Absolutely not.

Lopunny: Hee-hee! Not at all!
I like the way she put it better though

Those words... We won’t forget them.
Arbok! Drapion! Let’s go!
aight yall, Get


bye felicia

Drapion: The next time we meet, we’ll finish this!
sure sounds good

Medicham: Humph! You think you can just walk away like that!?
Well, you didn’t make a move to stop them, did you?

We’ve always gotten every treasure so far, we won’t miss it this time!
We won’t lose!
Lopunny! Gardevoir! Let’s hurry!
Sure.


Whaaaaat I wanna explore a dungeon

Lopunny: Y-you’re...
Gardevoir: Earlier...
You... Didn’t you run away?
like a Coward

Sentret: Y-yes, that’s right...
I should have said this sooner. My name is Sentret...
… really. I would never have guessed

Truth is, I was watching you and Team AWD from the shadows over there...
That’s not a little creepy at all no sirree

That argument going back and forth...
I’ve never seen anyone stand up to Team AWD like that without flinching... It was amazing...
Well thanks I guess?

After watching you... I feel like I can trust you, so...
I have a request.
We’re not obligated to listen but all right.

Lopunny: A request?
Sentret: Yes. Team AWD...

but
but what for though

Gardevoir: Why Team AWD?
Sentret: The truth is... I used to be in an exploration team with some friends a while ago...
My friends... were attacked by Team AWD during an adventure...
But not you?

They were hurt very badly...
Medicham: Wh-whaaat?!
why do you sound so surprised we’ve ALREADY ESTABLISHED they’re kind of assholes

Sentret: And since then, my friends... Have been too scared to go out exploring again...
ah yes PTSD

They spend their days shaking in fear...
That seems a bit intense though

And so... going out exploring with me...
Is completely out of the question for them...
that’s sad i’m sorr

Medicham: That’s terrible!
You know, they’re real scoundrels, just like the rumors say!
WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THIS

Lopunny: To do something so terrible that your friends don’t want to explore anymore...
As explorers... we just can’t forgive those bullies!
fair enough i spose

Gardevoir: We understand, Sentret.
If we run into Team AWD again, we’ll definitely punish them.
In honor of your friends...
Sentret: Th-thank you so much!

Sounds good!


So we end up in Boulder Quarry.
Music. Sound familiar? It’s a remix of Mt. Steel from Rescue Team.
Pokémon: Lairon, Ampharos, Staraptor, Manectric, Claydol, Ninjask, Shelgon, Gliscor, Muk


It’s only five floors before we reach a save point.

Gardevoir: I think it’s going to get more difficult from here on.
That is what they told us earlier lol

Let’s proceed with caution.
We weren’t earlier?


Top screen for reference.


This is Deep Boulder Quarry, which has the same music.
Pokémon: Claydol, Gliscor, Ninjask, Muk, Probopass, Shelgon, Rhydon, Tangrowth, Metang, Steelix


Sure, I’ll take it over Bide.


It’s only five more floors until we finish the dungeon and end up at Boulder Quarry Clearing.

So far the path has been pretty straight without ever diverging...
Maybe we got lost without realizing it...
That literally contradicts your last statement.

Medicham: Oh no! Don’t tell me we’re lost!?
Aren’t y’all Psychic-types can’t you just like. Use psychic powers. To figure out your path.

What do we do...? We should just try to keep moving forward, right...?
I mean. You don’t really have another option do you?

Lopunny: Before we entered... those other exploration teams told us about this.
This is probably the complex labyrinth.
IT LITERALLY LOOKS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT AT THE MOMENT...?????

So rather than getting worried about being lost...
Think that this is a place where everyone gets lost, so it’s only natural that you’ll get lost...
I mean. I guess????

Wouldn’t that help you relax? ♥
Not really???

Gardevoir: Sounds about right. ♪
I think this might be a detour...
But eventually we’ll figure it out... I think.
Well we’d better or we’re gonna be trapped here Forever.

Anyway, let’s keep going and see.

excuse me What

You! Where did you come from?!
>YES
>NO

This is my... How could you not know this is Aggron’s territory?!
Because we’re explorers and territories are Fake News for explorers? Just let us through lmao

Lopunny: Really? We didn’t know.
Easy answer right?

Aggron: Graa-ha-ha-ha-ha! You didn’t know...
If you didn’t know... then allow me to teach you...
What happens... to those who trespass here!
That doesn’t really sound promising.

Come on out! Lairon!
OH NO NOT MORE

Lairon: Groooaaahh!

And then they just EMERGE FROM THE WALL. Amazing.


AUGH SO MANY


SHITE

That’s the law of this land!
All right dude if you insist

Lopunny: Huh? We apologize that we wandered into your territory, but we didn’t know...
Just Let Us Live

But regardless, don’t you think it’s a little unreasonable to attack us without listening to our reason?
You guys met Wigglytuff earlier. His mentor Armaldo taught him that dungeon bosses have no patience.
This is how it goes.

Gardevoir: We haven’t done anything to this place...
And we don’t intend to fight.
Well too bad, sounds like this is going to lead to that so


Music: Team Charm’s Theme

Then we have no choice! We’ll be your opponents!
Aggron: Humph! You ladies are considerably cheerful!
Humph! You Lairon/Aggron are considerably mean!

However!
That composure... How long can you keep it up?!
Dude these guys are pros they’ll be fine. FIGHT FIGHT FI

Aggron: Let’s go! Lairon! Get them!!

IT GO TIME!

Gardevoir: Medicham! Lopunny! Here they come!
Medicham: Anytime!

with more style and grace than any one of yall steelheads can ever possess


DAT TRANSITION THO


Battle music continues to be Team Charm’s theme.

Let’s go.
Medicham is set to use exclusively Force Palm and High Jump Kick. Gardevoir is set to lead with Double Team, and Lopunny will use exclusively Pound but on the first turn uses an Iron Thorn on Aggron.


Gardevoir’s Double Team successfully fends off a few attacks, and Medicham’s Fighting-type moves OHKO two Lairon.


lol you were not much of a threat


RLY you used the Reviver Seed AFTER THE AGGRON WAS DEFEATED grrr


The rest of the fight is easy though.


rekt

Lairon: Grooooooaaaaaaahh...
Aggron: Eeeeek... R-run... R-run...
Lairon: RUUUUUNNNNN!

Aggron straight up burrows into the ground and the Lairon return to their wall holes.

Medicham: Hee! They panicked and ran off...
We’re Team Charm, don’t underestimate us!
Lopunny: Well, at least we won’t be held back anymore.
Gardevoir: Let’s keep moving.

Just a bit lol.
Music: Illusion Stone Chamber

Huh?
Here... There’s two entrances?
We have to fight the Paradox Brothers to get through clearly

Lopunny: Looks like the labyrinth continues...
Gardevoir: We probably have to choose the correct entrance to proceed.
… yes. Yes, that. That is generally how thing work. You go the right way, you go forward. Yeah.

Medicham: Yeah... But which one should we choose?

If you pick the wrong one you come back and try again. Easy.

Lopunny: I think it’s fine. Pick whichever one you like. ♥
Lopunny gets it.

Gardevoir: Yeah. No sense in worrying about it.
For now, go ahead and pick an entrance and we’ll find out if it’s the right one.

why are we just ON THE OCEAN
Anyway, let’s get going to... the left, I guess. The path on the left is good.


Music
It’s just called “Left Cave Path” originally enough
Pokémon: Lairon, Ampharos, Staraptor, Manectric, Claydol, Ninjask, Shelgon, Gliscor


… sure I guess. Over Return (which deals a flat 5 damage).


why is there orange water though


Only five floors until...

Gardevoir: I bet that’s the exit!
Medicham: We did it! We made it through the cave!

Um

Medicham: Wait... I-isn’t this...?
Gardevoir: Right... where we started...
Medicham: We... We were tricked!
I don’t know if you can say tricked but all right

This isn’t the right entrance...
That entrance on the right must be the right one!
I mean if one doesn’t work I guess the other one will.

Lopunny: But isn’t it nice? ♪ Now we know the way. ♥
lopunny is So chill about this

Gardevoir: Now we know! Let’s try the path to the right this time.
I mean nothing else to do.

this is pretty uninteresting though as I’m sure you expected, and the pokémon are the same as in the other path


At least it has normal colored water this time?


Again, after five floors...

Medicham: That’s got to be the exit!

All right, who was surprised?

Medicham: What? Th-this is...
Gardevoir: The place... where we started...
Medicham: Whaaaat?! Why?!
Chill the hell out Medicham

When we took the left entrance, we ended up right back here...
So when we took the right entrance, I thought we’d progress...
What in the world is going on?!
Fake News. It’s a trick to prevent the treasure from being obtained, obvs.

How... How do we move forward?
We don’t we’re just done here.

Gardevoir: I wonder if there’s... some kind of puzzle...
We probably have to solve a puzzle in order to move on...
A Millennium Puzzle

Lopunny: Hey, Gardevoir. Got any ideas?
I mean she is a Psychic-type we should totally be able to use that

Gardevoir: No.
Sorry... But I don’t have the faintest idea.
helpful

Right here, there’s two entrances, but other than that... there’s nothing...
clearly we have to go back

Medicham: Hmm... If Gardevoir doesn’t know, then there’s not much chance that we’d figure it out.
aww you’re so mean to lopunny and urself :(

Lopunny: Wait a sec! I don’t want to be put on the same level as you, Medicham.
W O W

Medicham: Eh? What do you mean by that?
Medicham............

Just ask yourself – have you figured anything out, Lopunny?


good

Medicham: That answers that... And that was pretty much what I expected to hear, so I’m not mad...
lol rip medicham

We’ve been together for a while, haven’t we...
Lopunny: That’s just like you, Medicham! ♪ Thank you! ♥
what the HELL IS THIS ABOUT

Medicham: You’re welcome.
??????????????????

However... Hmm... Honestly, what should we do...

convenient!


Oh, hey. What’s goin on

Music: Guildmaster Wigglytuff

Lopunny: Y-you’re...
Gardevoir: Wigglytuff?
Wigglytuff: Oh! It’s Team Charm. ♪
yeah dude what’s the haps

Yay! Friendly friends!
Gardevoir: Wh-why...
Lopunny: Why is Wigglytuff here?
whatchu mean ‘why is wigglytuff here’ he’s EXPLORING my DUDE

Medicham: Oh! Let me guess!
You’ve come in search of the treasure as well?!
Wigglytuff: Huh? Treasure?
lolol

I don’t know anything about that. Treasure, I mean.
Well dang.

My Perfect Apple just up and ran away from me...
Um

I was chasing it as it rolled away... And somehow I found myself here.
… all the way through the cave.
ok.

Gardevoir: Oh... I see.
It’s fine, it’s fine....
why are they acting like this


Well you see

Gardevoir: We can’t seem to go any farther.
Medicham: You see the two entrances over there?
It doesn’t matter which entrance we enter...
No matter what, we end up right back here.
We guess there’s a puzzle to solve... Because we’re all really puzzled!
i told you
millennium puzzle.

Can you think of something to try, Wigglytuff?

Oh my god

Medicham: Aww...
Weren’t you paying attention to our explanation?
C h i l l

Gardevoir: If you’ve got a plan, we’d love to hear it...
If you could lend us your wisdom, we might be able to figure this out...
I like how you kind of assumed that Wigglytuff would be smart enough to help. I mean he is but there’s no reason they should know this yet.

Lopunny: I think we’re going to have to look for help from somewhere else... ♪
Medicham: You said it!
It was a mistake to ask him!
:(

He’s not listening to a word we say!

Uh
okay?

Medicham: Huh?
Wigglytuff: You helped me. ♪ So it would be terribly rude for me not to pay attention.
Thinking about it... It’s a pretty cool problem, isn’t it?
… is it?

There’s only two entrances here...
If you enter either one, swoosh – start again, start again!
Nice way of putting it?

I give up too. ♪ I don’t know.
Well... shit

... However...
Gardevoir: However?
Wigglytuff: I guess, I wonder... if the paths you can see are the only ones. ♪
… I mean. Okay?

Gardevoir: The visible paths...
Lopunny: Aren’t the only ones...?

M-my Perfect! Apple!
Wat


UM?????

Wigglytuff: P-Perfect Apple!
Perfect Apple! Perfect Apple!!

WELL BYE????

Lopunny: Where’d it go?
Medicham: Wigglytuff just walked through the wall!
What in the world! Wigglytuff disappeared!
He’s off to Hogwarts clearly.

Gardevoir: But – if that’s the case...
Lopunny: You know it! If that’s the case, then that wall...
Gardevoir: That wall might be an invisible... hidden doorway!
Medicham: What?! Could that be true?! If that’s true...
Gardevoir! Lopunny! Let’s find out for ourselves!
Sounds good. It time to go.


… sure.
Lopunny: All right, let’s go!

here they go


Huh. This is really cool-looking.

Gardevoir: I-in a limestone cavern!
Past that wall... This huge limestone cave opens up!
Yes, yes it does.

Lopunny: I knew it.
I knew that the wall held the secret to finding the correct path onward...
Then why didn’t you say so earlier...

Gardevoir: … Wigglytuff isn’t here...
Lopunny: He probably went on ahead. We should get going too.
So they head up and...


into a new dungeon, Limestone Cavern.
Pokémon: Kingler, Marill, Slowking, Volbeat, Illumise, Seviper, Dragonair


Five floors later and we’re at a midpoint.


Sure, yeah.

Medicham: I wonder where Wigglytuff went.
Maybe farther ahead?
Where else?

Gardevoir: Yeah. Maybe...
Or maybe we’re ahead of him.
I guess that’s also possible.

Whatever. I feel like the treasure is really close...
can’t be much worse than my long hikes @_@

Everyone, be extra careful from here on.
Sure.


The deep part is pretty rocky as u can see
Music: Deep Limestone Cavern
Pokémon: Dragonair, Aerodactyl, Masquerain, Volbeat, Illumise, Seviper, Poliwhirl, Dugtrio


After another five floors, we reach the Depths.

Gardevoir: Don’t be so impatient, Medicham. We’ll get it sooner or later.
Lopunny: Everyone! Look! There’s a light over there!
Gasp!!!

Medicham: YAY! Wh-what is it?!
The end???

Gardevoir: Let’s go and find out!

:o!
Music: Beyond the Dream

Gardevoir: The rumors of a treasure in the depths of Boulder Quarry... seem to be true...
You haven’t even opened the chest yet how do you know if there’s actually something in there

Lopunny: … You said it. Looks like treasure to me...
Medicham: Lopunny! Open it! Quick! I can’t wait!
Lopunny: Hee hee! Patience is a virtue, Medicham!
They really like shitting on Medicham don’t they

Opening a treasure chest should be done with grace and splendor...
But why though

After all, aren’t we Team Charm? ♥
I mean I guess.

Medicham: I know, I know, but...
Argh! The suspense is getting to me!
Chill

Forget the graces, Lopunny! Just hurry up!
Lopunny: Hee hee! Can you be a little more mindful? A little less rash?
ouch

All right, all right. I’ll open it!
Ta-dah... The moment this treasure chest is opened...
Oh please just open the damn thing, no need for all this

What kind of treasure will be revealed to our eyes...
What wealth of beautiful things will we find...
That thought is filling me with excitement...
Oh! Truly... Truly... Please...
Truly... Truly... Please... open the damn thing


Well

Medicham: I don’t care about all that! Open it already, Lopunny!
Open it yourself!!!!

Lopunny: Here... goes! ♥
Narration: Lopunny opened the treasure chest!

Gardevoir: What kind of treasure...
Lopunny: Is... inside? ♥

all right considering how much Lopunny built it up – who else saw that coming? :v

Gardevoir: The treasure chest!
Lopunny: There’s nothing in it!
Medicham: It’s totally empty! I don’t believe this!
Maybe I’m simply exhausted?
… you’re not hallucinating if that’s what you think

Maybe I’m simply imagining this?
nah bro

Gardevoir: It is not your imagination.
There is absolutely nothing inside that treasure chest...
But... Why not?...
Maybe, just maybe, someone else got here first????


WAT


Music: Growing Anxiety

Drapion: Aaaah! Th-the treasure!
Arbok: Did you already ssssneak off with it?!
How could we have SNUCK OFF with it when we’re RIGHT HERE

Weavile: Humph! Looks like we were too late.
We all were tho.

Medicham: N-no! Hang on!
We’re not the ones who took the treasure!
Even if it we were are WITHIN OUR RIGHTS TO DO SO because we’re also treasure hunters.

When we opened the treasure chest...
It was totally empty!

Well,,,

Gardevoir: It’s not a lie! It’s the truth!
Weavile: … Humph!
If you’re going to lie, could you at least be a tiny little bit more convincing?
Uhhhhh …

Gardevoir: What...?!
Weavile: If you’re going to keep lying like that...
Then you’re not a real exploration team!
What the actual hell is this dialogue though

Medicham: What’d you say?!
Weavile: You’re underqualified to obtain that treasure!
Can we really be underqualified if we... like... got here?
Who are you to be gatekeeping!!!

I guess we’ll just have to take it by force then!
Fine, I’m down for another fight.

Medicham: Humph! You’re all talk!
Lopunny: Attacking us with false accusations...
I knew the rumors were true. You’re just villains!
… no shit!

We just can’t forgive an exploration team like you!
Gardevoir: We made a promise to Sentret too. Looks like we’ll be able to keep it!
Music: Team Charm’s Theme

We’re the treasure hunters – Team Charm!

they are Ready to fight!

Weavile: Humph!
I knew it would come to this from the moment we first met you!
:(

You’ve never come up against a band of thieves like Team AWD. Prepare to feel our true terribleness...
is that even a word

Make sure you savor it!
Arbok! Drapion! Let’s go!
Arbok & Drapion: YEAH!
Gardevoir: Medicham! Lopunny! Here they come!
Medicham: Anytime!
Lopunny: OK. Let’s go! ♥

FIGHT TIIIIIIIME!


I took a step back so Lopunny would be in line with the other two, leading Team AWD to start coming at us in a straight line lol.


Weavile dies immediately though. Amazing


As does Arbok.


Drapion takes two turns rip :(


suck it

Drapion: B-blast...
They’re... Pretty strong...
Weavile: Guh... You did pretty well...
yes, yes we did!!!

But... Don’t underestimate us!
Whaaaaaat

Weavile: Team AWD’s true power... This isn’t all of it!
WHY DIDN’T YOU USE MORE THEN!!!!!


Arbok & Drapion: YEAH!
Lopunny: Gardevoir! Medicham! Here it comes! Be careful!
I’m down for another fight w/e

Gardevoir: Let’s take care of it!
Medicham: Let’s beat them at their own game!

We rush at each other to fight but are... interrupted?


Lopunny: W-Wigglytuff?!
Weavile: This is Wigglytuff? Th-this guy?!
… he’s a Wigglytuff isn’t he?

In recent years he’s made quite a name for himself, despite how young he is...
how young is he then...

The exploration prodigy... That Wigglytuff?! This is him?!
why do you care

Wigglytuff: Everyone wait a moment! Both of you, please stop fighting!
“both” doesn’t really work here but ok

Medicham: Wh-why should we stop? Wigglytuff?!
They’re bad guys, you know?!
Chillll

Wigglytuff: That may be true... but fighting isn’t good. ♪
… I guess??????????

Wigglytuff: Besides...

What

Weavile: Wh-what did you say?!
Lopunny: This fight...
Gardevoir: Was planned?!
Wigglytuff: Yes. This fight was set up...
But
HOW
by WHO

Medicham: Th-that’s...
Who did it?!
Wigglytuff: The one who planned it... is the boss who lives in this limestone cave.
… there’s a boss?

I don’t know why he did it... But...
He wanted Team Charm and Team AWD to knock each other out...
And by making you all focus on the battle...
I think someone is going to great lengths to hide something.
… I guess that makes sense? Maybe??

He probably... just wanted to protect the treasure, I think.
Gardevoir: This treasure...
but there wasnt anything in the treasure box????????

Weavile: Just protect it?
Wigglytuff: Yep. But...
What I’ve said so far... Everything is only a guess.
Knowing Wigglytuff it’s probably a decent guess tho.

That’s why you won’t know the truth... unless you ask. ♪
Uh


What I said... you were listening, weren’t you?
UH


MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY????

Medicham: Is Wigglytuff talking to the treasure chest?!
Wigglytuff: Hey, was that the truth? Tell me. ♪

UMMMMMMM

It starts shaking.
Drapion: Whaat?! The treasure chest!
Arbok: It’s shaking and rattling!

i
ok??? I mean I guess

Medicham: Is that... a Pokémon?!
Ditto: …......
Wigglytuff: His name is Ditto... He’s a Pokémon who can use the move Transform...
Music: Illusion Stone Chamber

Gardevoir: T-Transform?!
So, you used Transform to turn into a treasure chest?
Looks like it lmao

Ditto: … Treasure chest... Yes...
Wigglytuff: When my food was stolen in Southern Jungle...
That was you, wasn’t it?
… Huh. I would have thought that was coincidental.

Ditto: … Wasn’t it...? Yeah... That’s right...
I did that... I’m really sorry...
Why are you like dead

And...
Team Charm...
I deceived you many times, Team Charm... I’m sorry.
Lopunny: Huh? Deceived?
Deceived...
Repeating it isn’t going to help

Ditto: … Deceived... As you saw... I have the power to use the move Transform...
I was a treasure chest earlier, but that’s not all...
I can also... Transform into Pokémon...
Well, I would assume it was a Pokémon and not a treasure chest that stole Wigglytuff’s food.

Lopunny: …! I-is that true?!
Don’t tell me. Back then?!

… oh, right, the Bellossom that tried to convince us not to continue.
… I guess its eyes look suspicious...!

Lopunny: Was it back then...
When we were warned earlier in Southern Jungle...
That Bellossom and...

oh, right, the Sentret that wanted us to beat up Team AWD.
… That explains a lot.

Lopunny: The one who asked us to punish Team AWD...
That Sentret too...
They were really... you?
Looks like it.


Bellossom and Sentret both... Honestly, they were me. I used Transform...
For deceiving you up to now... I’m really, truly sorry...
Okay...?

Gardevoir: Why’d you do that?
Ditto: … Do that...? Because... just as Wigglytuff said earlier...
It was all to protect this place.
Didn’t do a great job, eh.

Lopunny: Protect this place?
Ditto: … This place... Yes.

… you’re going to show us around. Despite saying you wanted to protect the place?

Please, come this way.

Sure I guess.


Huh, this looks cool.


… OH.
WELL THEN.
Music: Time Gear Remix

Drapion: Waaah!
Arbok: Wh-what’ssssss... thissssss? What’ss thisssss light?!
Do you not. Know


(so pretty ; ;)

It’s an incredibly mysterious scene...
But it’s so... it’s so pretty...
Gardevoir: Yes, very...
It’s emitting this blue-green radiance from its center...
That light is illuminating the whole cave...
lies the art doesn’t seem to show that

This is very beautiful...
Medicham: It’s just fascinating...
I’ve never seen anything like it before... But...
But this thing... What is it exactly?
Weavile: You don’t know?
You do, and your teammates don’t?


Yes... yes it is.

Lopunny: Huh?! A Time Gear?!
Th-this is?!
Gardevoir: This is the first time I’ve seen it too...
They’re not exactly easy to come by. Except the one in Treeshroud Forest I guess.

This is...
Ditto: … This is... Yes... This is a Time Gear.
To protect this... That’s why I’m here.
So who assigned you?
And did Grovyle have to fight you to get it or were you more understanding? I mean, we didn’t see the fight, but who knows if there was one or not. Because this is definitely one of the ones Grovyle took, we saw this backdrop in that scene.

And if that’s the case, what about the one in the volcano that Ray mentioned and is even the title screen art for Darkness but never once seen in-game?
What happened to that Time Gear?

Mysteries, mysteries... feel free to throw in your own input!

Weavile: … A Time Gear, huh...?
Tsk. I guess we don’t have any choice.

… oh. I guess what Ray said about even hardened criminals leaving the Time Gears alone is true.

Medicham: Huh?! W-wait up, you!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Weavile: What?
Medicham: You’re a band of thieves that does bad things, aren’t you?
Oh my godddd

So you’re just going to go home without stealing anything?
Weavile: Humph! If it were some other treasure, it’d be fine...
But you can’t just steal a Time Gear and take it with you.
I know Ray and Alti and Grovyle saved the world but I have to wonder if there’s some band of like, i dunno, ill-informed Pokémon or conspiracy theorists that think they were trying to destroy it.
… I kind of dig the conspiracy theory idea.

Even though we’re scoundrels, we at least know that much.
why
would you SAY
you’re scoundrels

Medicham: I-is that so?
Weavile: Yeah...
There are some things you just can’t take.
Like a Time Gear...
Sure.


Sudden cut!
Music

The next time we see you... We’re not going to go easy on you...
We beat you before incredibly painlessly, though.

Arbok! Drapion! Let’s go!

You do you.

Drapion: Remember that!

ahahaha Lopunny is amazing

Medicham: Phew... So the treasure here was just the Time Gear...
“just” excuse u!!!!!!!!!!

Up until now we’ve gotten every treasure we’ve aimed for...
Yeah... This time we’ve found something even we can’t take...
Oh get over it.

No way...
Gardevoir: It has to be this way.
There are some things in this world that you just can’t take.
Lopunny: Even though we can’t take the treasure with us, I’d call this a success. Wouldn’t you?
Well they did, like, discover the secret, so sure.

We even had a more than fair fight against the villainous Team AWD.
Lol that was fun.

Medicham: Oh! That’s right!
Gardevoir: Besides, that beautiful and precious Time Gear...
We saw one for the first time, didn’t we?!
It’s pretty cool ye.

Medicham: Oh yeah! That’s right!
oh my god did you Forget

Lopunny: Yep. ♪ That’s right! ♪
And we made it successfully through the maze that has stumped so many others before us...
… with Wigglytuff’s help.


Sure?

Medicham: Uwahahahahaha!
Gardevoir: Uhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Lopunny: Hah-hah-hah! Hah-hah-hah!
Please stop being creepy


lol rip third fourth wheel wigglytuff

Well, I’m headed home now.
Lopunny: Gardevoir, Medicham.
Gardevoir: Yes.
Medicham: Got it.
Wigglytuff: Huh? What’s with everyone?
Medicham: Wigglytuff. You’re not half bad!
We’ve got a better opinion of you now!
Wigglytuff: Huh?
Gardevoir: You saw through Ditto’s treasure-chest disguise...
You’re really cool!
Something like that sure

Wigglytuff: I-is that so...? I see...
Hee-hee-hee-hee...
d’awwwwwwwwwww

Lopunny: So... What will you do next, Wigglytuff?
Wigglytuff: Huh? Next?
Lopunny: Yes, next. ♪
Wigglytuff: I wonder... I don’t really have any plans...
no hot dates with Chatot huh


it begins

Wigglytuff: With you?
Gardevoir: Yes, with us. What do you think?
Medicham: Hmmm... What should I do...?
It would be fun exploring with you...
But I’ve never explored with anyone other than my master...
:(

Gardevoir: Lopunny. That thing...
Lopunny: I’m on it, Gardevoir.

WHAT is this

If you were to come exploring with us...

BRIBING HIM WITH PERFECT APPLES
G O O D

Wigglytuff: Oooh!
I-it’s a... Perfect Apple! ♪
Lopunny: But...
I erased the screenshot but Lopunny takes it back and says she’s not sure if she’s giving it to him yet.

Medicham: Let’s get something straight...
Music: Team Charm’s Theme
We’re all pretty fast moving.
Gardevoir: Do you think you could keep up with us?
Lopunny: What do you think? How about a race?
3... 2... 1... GO!


WELL BYE
Wigglytuff: Yay! GO! GO!

get em wigglytuff!!!


YOOM... TAH!
And that’s it for this special episode. Next time: real plot!

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That special episode is not exactly flattering for Team Charm. There was literally no reason to wait around like that to take the treasure if they had time to pose on the statues, and besides the gloating, you kind of put the guy you're bragging to in danger if the temple collapses. It's not even like the Graveler was smug or particularly unlikeable, so it's not like it's gratifying to see him lose out on something he clearly worked hard for (hell he got here alone compared to most implications being people explore in teams).

I always also kind of laugh at the idea that Team Charm's Master Rank and yet couldn't handle the Regis, which kind of makes me wonder how much it's supposed to mean: you could reach Master Rank just doing middle/low rank jobs the entire game. I mean, in this scenario, every roadblock they came to was just solved because Wigglytuff was passing by and knew better. Prodigy or not, having someone else solve the mystery for you doesn't look the best for the audience.

Honestly, this is probably my pick for the weakest special episode. There's not much in the way of character development (at least none the main story didn't give already), Team AWD trying to get expansion from T&D was neat but still pretty shallow, and the story itself was just kind of A-to-B progression. And this is a personal thing, but I don't feel like Wigglytuff needed this particular appearance; after the Igglybuff episode, i think it was more fun filling in the blanks of how Wigglytuff became a renowned explorer, including stuff like his history with Team Charm.
 

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I also agree that this special episode about Team Charm wasn't the best there could be, it would be best to remember the story takes place before they were famous and all which means that of course they'd come over hardships and problems along the way like all teams would, although in this sense having Wigglytuff be involved in every success that involve them too does seem to lower their credibility quite a lot like the post above explains. I feel like a more independent story of Team Charm a bit after the events that happen in this story with them actually being a little less green and solve a big, more interesting story as only a team would be more character defining as this story doesn't really show how they've become the famous team they are today but rather just a random story they've had with Wigglytuff involved in it somehow. I mean the Time Gear stuff was fine but the story in general was rather lackluster in comparison to other side stories.

So like I said above, a better story in terms of character & relationship definitions and an interesting plot I think would make Team Charm a whole lot more interesting and understandable and not just these popular people who are just there, a more refined backstory or experience needs to be recalled in order for Team Charm to actually look great in the main story and actually have an experience that tells why they are so great. Including Wigglytuff I think wasn't a mistake if done properly, of course the relationship between Team Charm and Wigglytuff should be further defined rather than the latter solving or involving himself in Team Charm's problems throughout the main story, but rather working together to do something so that both parties can come out looking reliable and powerful, but since we already have a spotlight on Wigglytuff in the prodigy episode, and we already believe Wigglytuff is awesome, the spotlight should be on Team Charm more as they are the ones who really need credibility right now if the game were to continue with Wigglytuff looking equally credible and powerful while still being a side character.

Team AWD in the side story was pretty boring, to me it was just a cliché gang of ruffians doing what they want to do and causing problems for our protagonists, it was really disappointing really while we having such great side characters such as Armaldo. We don't even know who they really are aside from being the typical bad guys, where did they come from? Very little backstories were given for Team AWD which makes them hardly likable as bad guys and very uninteresting. If there were given a purpose for interfering with the protagonists or involving themselves in the story more efficiently I feel like then they would've stood out more as bad guys than just a group of misfits wanting to get in someone's else way and look strong because that's really common in the archetype of antagonists and for a story to be more interesting then the characters have to be unique.

I can go on about what can be improved about this story but I'll just leave my main, relevant points here. Overall Team Charm could've been a more interesting concept if their side story was done better which I would've wanted to see in comparison to a rather lackluster and uninteresting side story that had way too many cliché moments and plot twists and characters who were rather typical and the pointless inclusion and usage of Wigglytuff. After they've made a masterpiece out of Wigglytuff's own side story you'd think the rest would be great, but sadly it isn't and thats why I also think the Team Charm side story is pretty mediocre.
 
Re: Team Charm comments: I got the impression, even the first time playing, that the episode was mainly meant as a vehicle to showcase the location/characteristics of the fifth Time Gear that Grovyle takes, because we see four of them directly in the game and only get art for the location of the fifth and little else - and that Team Charm was kind of a convenient vehicle through which to showcase that. Dunno how true that is, though, because Team Charm (and their relationship to Wigglytuff) does seem like a natural topic for expanding on in a special episode so... who knows.
I have to agree it's pretty weak though. Considering how much of Wigglytuff's help they need it doesn't really show them as being the confident and successful treasure-hunting team that their appearance in the main story suggests - they don't figure out the secret of the maze and they don't figure out the secret of the empty treasure box either. Nor are they really given a chance to since Wigglytuff Ex Machina solves the puzzle both times, which is fair because Wigglytuff is a genius but it kind of seems to miss the point of giving Team Charm their own special episode.
Team AWD was... completely inconsequential too. Sentret/Ditto trying to start a fight between them and Team Charm to distract them both makes sense as a defensive tactic but their battle... like... didn't do anything for the story. I dunno I just feel like it wasn't presented as well as it seems like it should be.

Onto the main story! Short update because this was a good stopping point lol


Huh, a storm and Plot it so seems!


So it does.

It’s been a long time since the last storm.
are we in like the parts of Asia that have Monsoon Season and Not Monsoon season

It’s been quiet for a good while now.
Well good, I guess. Maybe. I dunno watching a storm from Sharpedo Rock seems cool as shit.
(Related: If anyone wants to hear about the absolutely transformative experience I had in Strobl, Austria on my trip feel free to inquire lol, it’s related to thunderstorms partially)

So, in a way, a storm would be refreshing.
I agree haha

You know, our big adventure... when we stopped the destruction of time...
It already feels like it happened a long time ago.
I mean it has been several months hasn’t it?

Alti: (Yes, it does feel that way.)
(Going to the future with Ray...)
(Fighting Dialga at Temporal Tower...)
(Now that I think about it, it does feel like all those things were a long time ago.)
Again. Several months. I mean that is a while. How long do regular Pokémon live anyway

(Now that time has returned to normal... and peace has come to the world...)
(It reminds me that... because time returned to normal...)
(It became possible for everyone to evolve at Luminous Spring again...)
Still doesn’t make sense but okay

(Everyone but us, that is. We were told that we can’t evolve at Luminous Spring...)
Again doesn’t make sense but okay

(I remember it clearly...)

oh right this

Voice: Why can you not evolve...?
It may be influenced by a distortion in the fabric of space...
sure

Ray: Distortion? The fabric of space?
Voice: Why that should be, I do not know...
But your presence... is somehow related to the distortion of space itself.
As a result of that, you cannot evolve...
Translation: We can’t evolve until we finish the Whole plot.

No. It is not only you... There is yet another...
The one behind you... is also forbidden its evolution.
“its” excuse me!!!!!!!!!

Ray: What?! Alti too?!

Still doesn’t make sense but all right.

(We were told that there was distortion in the fabric of space that prevented our evolution.)
(But what does “a distortion in the fabric of space” mean?)
yeah i’m wondering that too

(Time is back to normal... but maybe some things are still out of whack.)
Well yeah this mysterious voice telling us there’s a distortion in the fabric of space so there’s a lot of layers of ridic

Ray: Waah! Lightning!
Yes that. Happens in storms.

I think the storm’s getting closer.
We should get some sleep now.
All righty.

Good night, Alti.
Night!!


But the night isn’t over yet.

Darkrai: … This is proceeding nicely.
This forest’s distortion in the very fabric of space is growing.
Uh what the hell does that mean

Ah, the distortion of space and dimension itself! If it expands further...
We’ll all die and that would suck?

My own power will be amplified!
I failed to destroy time... But things will be different now...
You – wait, what
What do you mean failed to destroy time????

Hm?! Someone’s coming!
It’s Cresselia... That persistent pest!
I guess that dichotomy is still in play here in this game too.

I must not be caught...
Not ever!
That’s what they all say


Well hello conveniently not-silhouetted Cresselia.


:(

This is the closest that I’ve ever gotten...
But he always slips away.
It may be difficult, perhaps impossible, to catch him.
well shit. He sounds problematic soooo

No. I can’t give up. He has to be caught.
And the fabric of space being distorted like this must stop! Before it accelerates further!
I guess you’re not wrong lol

Before the world is thrown back into turmoil!
We just saved it... I’m not ready for this shit to go south again lol

I’ve got to do whatever it takes.
I must stop Darkrai!
Aaaand cut. Ominous.

Back at Sharpedo Bluff...

The weather has cleared up.
Here’s to another good day of exploring, Alti!
Sounds good. Let’s go!

But first...

Looks like we missed a lot...

I put in another fine day of training today, yup yup.
I reckon it’s because I’ve got the goal of graduating. It’s surely making every day meaningful, yup yup.
I mean. Having goals is always helpful?

Why, I can tell I’m getting better and better at exploring, by golly!
The way I’ve been working lately, like a Pokémon on a mission... I’m proud of myself, by golly!
Well good.

...............
I think I’m smitten with myself... I’m blushing!
This isn’t weird at all ok

20. Manaphy?
So I was thinking that Chatot has been mighty testy of late. What’s been eating him?
Turns out that baby Manaphy had taken sick. I didn’t know that...
Chatot cared that much...?
:3

Oof... I hope that baby’ll be all right... This is worrisome, by golly...
Just a little. We fixed it though. No one can ever die in Pokémon!

21. Cheer Up!
Sniffle... Baby Manaphy had to go back to the sea today...
Like Corphish said... I reckon that Manaphy is a Pokémon that rightly has to grow in the sea.
Oh, Alti and Ray! I hope that you cheer up!
us too my dude...

That baby Manaphy won’t forget the two of you, not even after a long time, I reckon.
One of these days, you will be able to see each other again, yup yup.
I’ll keep it in mind that I should stay cheerful and upbeat around Alti and Ray, yup yup!
I just wish that they’d get back to being their usual cheery selves soon, yup yup.
We were normally cheery?? (Alti never talked)

22. Awesome Team Charm!
What...? I’m amazed! I am downright amazed!
Those superfamous and superattractive members of Team Charm...
Neither of those are words but ok

They’re at the guild! Yup yup yuppers!
But by golly, there’s more! Talk of going exploring together came up!
I am... over the moon with happiness!
Were you even involved in the Aegis Cave exploration though I don’t remember seeing you

Since I have been getting better, if I may say so myself... Why, it wouldn’t be out of the question for me to shine, by golly!
I mean. Maybe?

If I did, maybe Miss Lopunny would be kind enough to give me a cheer... Oof...
plz dont say “miss” when nobody else ever is “mr” ples :(

Waaaah! I’m an embarrassment to myself!
I’m beside myself with embarrassment! Yipes!
but wh y

23. Peace Is Best
Yawwwn... Shucks, I am sleepy...
I write these entries at night... But, by golly, it’s been hard to keep my eyelids peeled...
w e a k

I reckon that goes to show how peaceful it’s been of late. Yup yup.
Why, it seems like it’s been ages since Alti’s team put a stop to the planet’s paralysis.
Well, it was several months ago.

It’d be perfect, I reckon, if... Everyone can be decent to each other... For a long, long time...
That’s what I think... Yup yup... Zzzz... Zzzzz...
Such nice talk like that probably means Some Shit is coming in the near future though


Now time for Sunflora.

Oh my gosh! Team Hurricane has already explored the Surrounded Sea through and through!
suck it

Eeeek! They’ve beaten me to the punch!
Being free associates of the guild gives those kids an advantage, though. They’re free to go wherever and whenever they want.
a true freedom of the ages

As opposed to me with my guild work. I can’t find time like they can...
But like why. We take missions the same way we did when we were guild members like how is YOUR work different

Eek! I don’t like writing this! It’s all so whiny and self-pitying. Oh my gosh!
It’s not... that... bad...?

I don’t remember turning into this loathsome character! Oh my gosh! What am I to do? What am I to do?!
chill?

P.S. That Alti’s team brought back a tiny baby from the Surrounded Sea.
just. A smol child

Oh my gosh! He’s so mysterious! And so adorable! Yippee!

WHEN DID ANYONE ELSE FROM THE GUILD SEE HIM

20. Worries...
I heard that baby Manaphy has fallen sick. This worries me so much!
everyone... is worried
and more worried than us too :o

Corphish blurted out, “Hey, hey! That baby Manaphy is probably a Pokémon that can only grow up in the sea, hey, hey!”
did he say it Exactly like that

I wanted to ask Corphish, “Then, why aren’t you in the water all the time?”
lmao rip corphish rekt

But, oh my gosh, it wasn’t the sort of thing to bring up just then!
I mean I guess

Please get better soon, Manaphy!
Well he did.

21. Bidding Farewell
Baby Manaphy went back to the sea...
Poor Alti and Ray must be crushed by this...
a little...

I feel terrible for them...
But... This is exactly the time we must be cheerful around them to uplift their spirits!
Sounds like you and Bidoof have the same idea.

When I see Alti and Ray tomorrow, I’ll have to greet them with a big smile!
:3

22. Yippee! Team Charm!
Oh my gosh! What an exciting day it was!
Everyone’s favorite celebrities, the women of Team Charm, came to our guild! Oh my gosh!
what happened to Dusknoir



GOOD

...Oh! Where? Oh my gosh! Where am I?!
… Oh, I see now...
Oh my gosh! I just fainted from being so excited!
… WELL THEN

Oh...! Chimecho is looking at me all puzzled! Oh my gosh! This just won’t do!
lolololol

Um, anyway, the women of Team Charm came calling on our guild for an oh-my-gosh kind of reason.
“an oh-my-gosh kind of reason”
all right

Turns out they’re old friends of our Guildmaster. Wow! Oh my gosh, our Guildmaster is special!
I thought we knew that

I feel lucky that I’ve stayed with the guild to further my training.
Oh...! Chimecho is eyeing me curiously. I can’t write like this, oh my gosh!
So that’s all for tonight! Good night!
what the hell is this entry

23. Thunderstorm! Eek!
… It’s always sunny.
in philadelphia
i’m glad she finally noticed that lmao

The weather has been nice for a long time now.
It sure keeps me feeling perky! I wish the weather would stay sunny like this.
Well, you are a grass type, I suppose.

But, oh my gosh, everyone is saying there’s a storm coming...
how do they Know this

I guess that a Pokémon named Swampert sensed a storm coming and told everyone...
I mean. I guess??

That’s all fine and well, but... I... get spooked by thunder...
You take half damage from it and special defense is your second-highest stat you are fine.

The instant it thunders... Eeeeek!
Oooh, just as I wrote that! Eeeeek! Thunder!
It’s not sunny anymore then, huh?

... Oh! Actually, it was only Chimecho ringing her bell beside me!
REKT,,,,,

Oh my gosh! She startled me!
That Chimecho is not more mischievous than she looks! Oh my gosh!
lol good

All right mission time. This is an outlaw mission at Blizzard Island.


time to Fight with the outlaw absol


… it was not hard lol.


That night... (I was a little late on this screenshot lol. Where’s the moon???)


Oh hey we’re sleeping.


Oh... isn’t this familiar from PMD1...
Music

.........
….........
This...
Is this... Is this a dream...?
… Oh? There’s someone here.
Is it Gardevoir aGain lol


Oh, hey, I recognize this Pokémon lol

Cresselia: … I am...
I am Cresselia.
Alti: C-Cresselia...?!
Cresselia: Your... your very existence is...
Awesome?


EXCUSE ME

(again: sounds familiar, except in PMD1 we weren’t actually responsible for it lol)

Alti: The world... to ruin? How am I doing that?!
good question!

Cresselia: Because you are in this world.
:( that’s... sad. I don’t want to be Timmy Turner where everything is better and also the Cubs won the world series if I don’t exist

(shut up I know the Cubs won the world series, that episode well predated the Cubs’ victory)
(change it to Indians if you want it to still be relevant)

Because you... exist here...
If you remain...
The world be destroyed!
Well I don’t want that either though!

Alti screams and the screen whites out...

:(

... Wh-what was that?
Ray is... asleep.
I guess... that was a dream...?
Well Cresselia isn’t here now is she.

What a strange dream, though.
Well, there’s nothing I can do about that...
I mean I guess. I wouldn’t trust a dream bitch telling me I’m not allowed to exist either.

It’s not even dawn... I’ll get more sleep.
Fair enough.


night

The next morning...

… isn’t it always tho. What’s so different about this one

Let’s do good again today, Alti!
Sure all right sounds good.


We pick up another special mission from Spinda Café while we’re out, but I’m going to ignore it for now and take a mission to Treeshroud Forest.


Named Tomato.


Named Renee.


awww yiss so many recruits
Named Karl Marx by another chat.


Another night scene …


And another dream.

............
….........
… Again? Am I dreaming again...?
Well does this color hell look like reality to you?

Oh... That’s...

Sure looks like one to me.

Cresselia, please tell me more... about what you said last time.
You said that my existence is driving the world toward ruin.
What did you mean by that?
Why are we even asking. Do you really want to feel worse about yourself? :(

Cresselia: You are a human who came from the future.
You are not of this world.
That is creating the distortion in the fabric of space.
I mean. I guess??? If I did come from the future that would create some bizarre fuckery considering the whole “matter and energy are finite” thing. Hasn’t really been addressed satisfactorily here.

Alti: Distortion... in the fabric of space?!
Oh right that’s what the light from Luminous Spring said, right.
I forgot.

Cresselia: And if this distortion of space were to expand...
This world would be ruined.
How is it gonna EXPAND though I mean like I’m already here like ????????

Alti: The distortion of space... w-will ruin the world...
:(

Cresselia: You are...
a presence that must not exist in this world!
:( I don’t like this at all


Can’t capture it in a screenshot but Cresselia is flickering in and out of existence.

Alti: W-wait!
Please, tell me more!
She vanishes, unfortunately.

Alti: … I can’t... Fading away...
…......
…............
Sad...

The next day...

Oh hi.

Come on, Alti.

It’s morning already.
Let me sleep innnn we have all the time in the world now that we graduated

Alti: (Uh... Uh-huh...)

IT
ALWAYS
IS

Alti: (I... I had a dream again.)
(It felt strangely real for a dream, though.)
I mean. You were clearly lucid dreaming so

(I was told... I can’t exist in this world.)
(….........)
(In my dream... Cresselia said...)
Dumb shit is what she said

(If the distortion in the fabric of space expands... the world will be ruined.)
That too I guess.

(Oh! The distortion of space! We heard that somewhere before!)
Yeee...sss...?


And we get a flashback to this. You all know how this goes, mysterious light tells us we can’t evolve and distortion of space and blah blah blah


“Somehow”. Not “the cause of”. This is the same trap that the protags in MD1 fell into.

(I heard that at Luminous Spring.)
(In that case... What I heard about my existence ruining the world...)
(Maybe... Maybe it’s true.)
Noooooooooo

(Merely by existing here, I might cause the world’s destruction.)
(Is that what I am here...?)
ooooooooooooo


oooooooooo – what?? it is VERY MUCH like alti to be daydreaming who have YOU been hanging out with ray

Come on, let’s see some energy, Alti!
Alti: (Ray’s even peppier than usual.)
I hope he isn’t Peppy Hare though.

(But... Ray could be right.)
abouuuuut...???

(It’s not for sure that I’m going to destroy the world!)
thats what i’m trying to TELL you

(There’s no point feeling sorry for myself.)
(I gotta cheer up!)
plz do

Alti: Yes! That’s the Alti I know!
Let’s make this another big day, Alti!
I don’t waaaaaanna


Wait what
More plot???? What is
(I legit forgot this happened so soon.)


Ray: What’s wrong, Bidoof? Why are you in such a hurry?
Bidoof: Th-there’s trouble afoot!
Yeah he said that before maybe if u LISTENED ray ud know

Little Azurill... The little Azurill is in trouble!
Oh no. Not him. Not again.

Ray: What? Azurill is in trouble?!
Did he fall down the well again, Lassie?

Bidoof: They brought the little feller to the guild!
Ray: Let’s hurry, Alti!

… he’s DEAD

Sunflora: There seems to be no danger to his life, but...
Ray: What happened to him?!
Marill: He’s been sleeping and sleeping and sleeping... But he won’t wake up.
Music
So he’s got the mysterious sleeping sickness from Sailor Moon then. Has he been sending in love letters to a random midnight radio station per chance?

(Three guesses as to which anime the bf and I started watching a few days ago. The first two don’t count.)

Ray: What?! He won’t wake up?
Marill: Yes...
I tried waking him over and over, but he’s still asleep.
I got worried. So I brought him to the guild.
I would say that is very smart of you except... like... does Treasure Town not have a doctor?????
(Also is yalls mother done being sick yet?)

Azurill: Urf... Urrrfff...
Well he sounds. Dead? Miserable? I don’t even know.

Ray: He seems to be tormented by something...
Yeah that. What he said.

Marill: He’s been like that the whole time he’s been asleep.
It’s like he’s suffering... Is he having a bad dream?
Maybe he’s just like sick to hell or something. Or maybe he has mono. I dunno I’ve never had mono.

Corphish: Hey, hey, that could be it.
The way the little fellow is tossing and turning, it looks like he’s having a nightmare, hey, hey.
Ray: Hey, Chatot. Do you know how we can wake up Azurill?
Would Wake-Up Slap help

Chatot: Hmm... Unfortunately, I’m fresh out of ideas too.
To be locked in a nightmare... unable to wake for days on end... I’ve never heard of such a thing.
hmph some head of intelligence YOU are
where’s the library, I’LL look it up MY SELF

Chimecho: Since he’s asleep, we can’t feed him anything like berries.
We’re at our wit’s end trying to come up with the cure.
Well... he’s gonna die.

Corphish: Who’d know a way of getting rid of a nightmare...? Hey, hey, hey...

… hello yes?

Loudred: What is it, Bidoof?
Bidoof: I got to thinking... Since we can’t make the nightmare go away...
If we somehow figure out what kind of nightmare he’s having...
Maybe we can figure out why that little Azurill can’t wake up, by golly...
Huh. Not bad.

Loudred: Oh! RIGHT! So we should look into Azurill’s dream!
How do we do THAT?!
lolol good question

Look inside a DREAM?!
Bidoof: Yipes! Gosh, I’m sorry.
don’t be sorry it was a great idea!!!

Chatot: Actually... that might be possible.
#nice

Everyone: WHAT?!
Corphish: Hey, hey! How do you do that?!
yeah Really



Like
Yes????
(Real talk as much as Drowzee may or may not be sketchy as hell I like how they had him come back here, I like that continuity)

Ray: Drowzee? I know that name somehow...
>somehow
DID YOU FORGET????????

Ray: Th-that’s it!
Remember, Alti? We fought Drowzee!
Of course I do!

Flashback but we know what happened lol

Music: I Saw Something Again...
Yeah, that’s him!
Yes. A drowzee is. A drowzee.

Drowzee... He’s that outlaw! The first one we ever caught!
But... why Drowzee?
what do you MEAN why drowzee that’s What He Does as a pokémon like.

Chatot: This is just rumor, mind you...
But they say that Drowzee has the amazing ability to enter others’ dreams.
That is amazing but also Terrifying considering what Some People say about drowzee

Ray: Really?! He can enter dreams?
Chatot: It’s strictly rumor. I couldn’t vouch for its truth.
but aren’t you also the head of intelligence here and all that noise

However, the possibility exists.
Ray: OK, I get it. So if we were to ask Drowzee...
Maybe he’ll be able to get into Azurill’s nightmare!
Hey, Magnemite.

… oh so THAT’S why he’s here. Chekhov’s Magnets

Magnemite: Zzzt! Drowzee was subjected to intense grilling by Officer Magnezone. Zzzt!
Magnezone is electric-type so I hope that wasn’t literal grilling.

Magnemite: Zzzt! He expressed remorse. He vowed never to break the law again. Zzzt!
Well... good?

Zzzt! So we released him. Zzzt!
when are you going to release ARMALDO huh

Corphish: Hey, hey! But did he really straighten out?
Does it matter? We need his help

Sounds really sketchy, hey, hey?!
Oh whatever it’s our best bet.

Sunflora: Corphish. Now is no time to be quibbling over that.
THANK you sunflora

So... where is Drowzee now?
Magnemite: Zzzt! He has gone away to cleanse his mind and spirit. Zzzt!
is he at karaoke with retsuko

(another three guesses as to what i watched all of with the bf recently)


Oh okay I guess he could be there too.

Chimecho: Mt. Travail? That would be in the mountainous region.
… R E ALLY

Ray: OK. So that’s where Drowzee is now.
We have to go, Alti! Off to Mt. Travail!
All right let’s do it!!!

Marill: Oh, Ray...
Ray: Wait for us, Marill.
We promise we’ll come back with Drowzee.
Marill: Urf... Ray...
You always, always help us... Thank you so much.
Now join our rescue team


YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

We’ll leave this matter to Team Hurricane! ♪
lazy

Everyone is worried about Azurill. But let’s have Team Hurricane handle it.
tch typical making US do all the work
WE SAVED THE WORLD before and we’re STILL doing all the work

Everyone else should go on as usual! ♪
Chatot: All right, everyone! Time for work! ♪
Apprentices: HOORAY!
u sure all cheery as azurill dies

Wigglytuff: You’re in charge of finding Drowzee. Don’t fail us! ♪
Ray: OK! Let’s move it!
We’re off to Mt. Travail! Let’s find that Drowzee!
So we go.


But not before unlocking Heatran’s lair.


We’re not going there right now of course :B
Music: Mt. Travail
(Apparently, this art is a recolor of the art of the outside of Mt. Thunder from Rescue Team.) It looks a little more detailed and less GBA-y to my eyes though so I dunno.)

We need Drowzee to help us figure out why Azurill won’t wake up.
We have to hurry finding Drowzee!
We’ve got to be at our best, Alti!
it Time


Pokémon: Fearow, Mankey, Primeape, Marowak, Hitmonchan, Kangaskhan, Mr. Mime, Sentret, Furret, Ledyba, Ledian, Scizor, Heracross, Ursaring, Tyrogue, Shedinja, Meditite, Medicham, Bibarel, Onix

… in other words A Lot. Including LEDIAN OH GOD.

Nothing can be recruited on the first try though.


ORB TIME


… Ice Punch froze Ray and then Fire Punch immediately thawed and killed him. Amazing. (Usually when a Pokémon is frozen you can’t attack it. I guess Fire moves are an exception.)


… NOOOOOOO


lol I’m just going to use the Spurn Orb which warps everything in the room randomly around the floor and hope for a better turnout.


… good


After 19 floors we arrive at the peak.

Isn’t that Drowzee there?!
Well? Is it?


…. yes. Yes it is.
(Side note I love that view...............)

Drowzee: Wa-wah! You two?!
us two !!!

What did you come here for?!
REVENGE
… (help)

I... I’ve kept my nose clean! I’ve stayed out of a life of crime!
Well good man.

Ray: W-wait! That’s not it, Drowzee.
We’re not here to arrest you, Drowzee.
We don’t … have that power anyway

But we are here for you. We need your help, Drowzee.
Keep saying Drowzee’s name, Drowzee.

Drowzee: H-huh? Me? You need my help?
apparently there are No other drowzee Anywhere

Ray: Azurill. Yes. You remember that little Azurill, right?
… that’s literally the Pokémon who got him into trouble so

That Azurill has been locked in sleep and won’t wake up.
Huh? That Azurill tyke?
ye the one you KIDNAPPED

No one knows why he won’t wake up.
Ray: That’s when we heard that you, Drowzee, can possibly enter dreams.
you, Drowzee,

That’s why we searched for you.
Drowzee: …...............
Ray: So, Drowzee...
How about it? Will you help us?

Come onnnnnn

I did a rotten thing to that little Azurill way back when...
Yea we know lol

I don’t know if doing this would ever make up for it, but...
If it would help Azurill even a little...
I don’t know how useful I can be, but... I’ll be glad to help, if you’ll let me.
hooray!!!!!

Ray: Drowzee!
Lead me back to Azurill. Let’s not waste time!
Ray: OK!

… yes, i think everyone gathered that the way back to Azurill is DOWN THE MOUNTAIN


Well?????????

Ray: How is it going, Drowzee?
Can you do something?
Drowzee: … Oh, you two! I want you to get stocked up for an exploration.
A what now


UMMMM
EXCUSE ME????????

Ray: What?! So that means...!
Drowzee: You guessed it. It is possible to get into Azurill’s dream.
Ray: Yes!
Marill! We can tackle the mystery of the unending nightmare now!
it is Time to Go and... dreamwalk I guess

Marill: Great!
Drowzee: But I want you to be extra careful when you’re inside this kid’s dream.
Er... okay...?

There’s something rotten about this dream... I have a feeling that something has gone bad. Or gone wrong.
I mean he sounds like he’s suffering you said so that would make sense.

Ray: Urk... Is that right...?
Oh please Ray we’ve dealt which much more terrifying stuff than a little kid’s nightmare.

Ray: OK. We’ll be on our guard.
Drowzee: One more thing. I want only you two to enter the dream.
I’d prefer to go as well, but...
In all honesty, at my skill level, I think I’d slow you down too much.
Huh, that’s a pretty selfless statement to make, nice.

I’m sorry I couldn’t do more for you, but...
Ray: No, there’s no need for that! Sending us into the dream is more than enough!
Thank you, Drowzee. We’ll get ready to go.
Let’s hustle, Alti!
We’ll be back as soon as we get ready!
It Time to Go!!!

Next time: We take a trip into a dream... or maybe a nightmare.

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What is this transformative experience, you made me curious? :P.
Just to make it a useful post, I'll suggest the nickname 'Syrup' for Heracross for its tendency to suck bulbasaurs bulb in the anime.
 
Sorry I haven't replied in awhile - the last few updates were awesome! This is the part of the game that properly launches into the postgame plot, and I'm really excited to watch you do it. plus then i can talk more about the contradictions i've mentioned before
 
Hydrachomp: In a spoiler below this.
Thanks for the suggestion! I'll add it to the list lol.
lucariomaster2: Yeah this is gonna be a lot of fun! I'm excited to really get into some of my own theories about time travel etc during the endgame story and Special Episode 5.
I'm also totally down for discussions on the contradictions :p


Bit long-winded so bear with me.
So first of all keep in mind that when we went to Salzburg on our trip I was in AWE about the Alps. I regularly go to the Appalachian Mountains in the US due to my physical proximity to them, and I'm always stunned by their beauty and expansiveness.

They had nothing on the Alps. The Alps just rose out of nowhere, no build-up no nothing and there would just be these huge fantastic mountains jutting out of the ground like a child's school drawing. There were barely foothills. It was just flat land -> slight hill -> BAM MOUNTAIN OUTTA NOWHERE. I'd never seen anything like it. Mountains in general give me life, and this was no exception.

So, Strobl. Village on a lake. Ringed by the Alps on all sides. <4000 people. Exactly my kind of place to begin with. I decided after one look at the place I wanted to move there. Unfortunately we only had about 15-20 minutes to look around the city before we had to be at the church for rehearsal. I fell in love with the church from the minute I saw it. Everywhere we sang on this trip was pretty big and significant so this was surprising to see. I love small churches like that so I was super looking forward to it.

As we were standing outside waiting to go in for rehearsal, I heard the distant rumble of thunder over the Alps. I used to be scared of thunderstorms as a kid, and that fear hasn't entirely gone away, but something about the calm and serene environment I was in helped me out... and instead the sound of thunder echoing over the mountains was just sheer beauty.

So we went in and we performed. The storm fell over the town while we were in the church, you could hear the patter of rain and the low sound of thunder even over our singing. But we - us, the choir, and all the others who were in the church - we weren't affected. We were safe. There was just something about the feeling of being in this tiny church - this tiny church whose doors opened right to the outside, to where the wind and the rain and the lightning were - that felt cozy, warm, familial. I don't know how to explain it any better than that.

One of our songs - one of our songs really added to that. A choral arrangement of MLK's U2. Lyrics:
Sleep, sleep tonight
And may your dreams
Be realized
If the thundercloud
Passes rain
So let it rain
Rain on him

The weather had been absolutely beautiful every single day on our trip so far, but not here, not now - just the benign little mountain storm overhead, dropping water and sounding thunder but ultimately not a threat. A source of refreshment. A source of calm. A sound of beauty. And here we were, in the church - "if the thunder cloud passes rain, so let it rain" - so it was. So it was raining, so it was storming, so were we continuing our program regardless - so was I continuing to sing in spite of my long-standing fear of thunderstorms. It didn't affect me. It didn't matter. So let it rain indeed.

So that was already emotional enough for me -
but that wasn't even the end.

The second to last piece on our program is a beautiful a cappella work called "The Old Church". Its text is taken from what seems to be a set of poems or songs called "Prairie Songs"; just from that name alone you can probably guess it's painting a portrait of life in the American Midwest(/ Great Plains). The Old Church specifically seems to depict a lovely and touching scene of a church in a small village somewhere out west. Lyrics:
The old church leans nearby a well-worn road
Upon a hill that has no grass or tree
The winds from off the prairie now unload
The dust they bring around it fitfully.

The path that leads up to the open door
Is worn and greyed by many toiling feet
Of us who listen to the Bible lore
And once again the old-time hymns repeat

And every Sabbath morning we are still
Returning to the altar waiting there
A hush, a prayer, a pause and voices fill
The Master's house with a triumphant air

The old church leans awry and looks quite odd
But it is beautiful to us and God.

... I'm sure looking at this you can figure out what's meant to be portrayed - a church that's been there for years, decades, generations, worn down by weather and use but still, still in use by a devoted community who loves it because of what it is. This is the song that routinely got my classmates worked up and extremely emotional. One person I hung out with said that she had to hear the last line as "[...] beautiful to a sand god" in order to avoid crying at the poignancy of the lyrics. It didn't affect me so much. Beautiful, yes. Gave me the chills, yes. Lovely, yes... but maybe just because I'm not a choir person at heart, or maybe because I'm not religious, or maybe because it's not the most fun song to sing as an alto - for whatever reason it just never got to me quite the same way.

Not until Strobl.

Because I realized - right in the middle of the song - that this was the old church, this was the church of the town of less than 4000 people, the church dedicated in 1761 whose architecture hadn't been updated since - sure, the other places we sang in were much older or at least more storied, but it didn't feel quite the same way. Maybe because they weren't really functioning as churches so much as tourist spots and concert halls and historical locations - they might be in use but it wasn't, it wasn't one purpose and it wasn't the same purpose. The church in Strobl seemed to be more like a church. And Strobl itself definitely was the smallest place we'd been, and by far the least touristy. It was a place where people lived and breathed and worked and congregated. It was a home. I felt this keenly when it was the only one of our performances where our English-speaking choir director required the services of a translator. English simply wasn't a lingua franca there like it was everywhere else, and that's how it was, and that's how I began to think the church of Strobl was The Old Church.

So I started crying like a baby in the middle of the song. I kept it together enough to finish the song and our last piece and stand for the applause, but then - when it was over - I changed back into street clothes and then went outside and stood in the pouring rain, and looked the Alps through the misty air and the lake and the street and the cemetery with its gravestones like a century old at least and just... cried. Tears flowing down my face mixing with the rainwater doing the same, my hair getting soaked but I didn't care, I just stood and looked. Looked at the church and the Alps and the lake and the sky and the beauty of it all and I cried and cried. I wasn't sad. I wasn't happy. I was just overcome with sheer beauty and amazement at the scenery and the church and the beautiful music and the fact that I was here to experience it all. People asked if I was okay when they saw me crying. I guess they figured something bad had happened. Far from it. I couldn't have been more content.

I'm crying remembering it now.


Late update is late - the last like 10 days or so I've been really gung-ho about getting a draft of my thesis done and sent out to my professors and have mostly been focused on that. Now that it's done I have a little more free time, though... although I'm starting a M-F 9-5 job on Monday so who knows if updates will be any more regular? Lol.

Aaaanyway, let's get to it!


I unlocked these while prepping for the nightmare at the end of the last update but didn’t want to put them in that update for narrative purposes.


Sure, let’s give it a go!

Ray: Yes! We’re all set!
Drowzee: Good.
Then come over here.
um ok i guess? we’re already pretty close but


I still don’t get how this works but ok

Here goes!

Late screenshot but WHAT THE HELL


UM
… why is it a dungeon
(I mean I know we shouldn’t have expected anything else but :B)

Ray: … Is this inside the dream...?
Does it look like the guild to you?

Music: In the Nightmare


EXCUSE ME WHAT

Can you hear me? It’s me. Drowzee.
yeah i can hear u what’s up

Ray: Yes! We hear you!
Drowzee: Good. It sounds like you’re safely inside.
Not sure if “safely” is the right word but uh, I guess?

As I’ve said before, there’s something very bad about this dream.
It’s. A nightmare. So. Yeah.

I don’t think I need to remind you, but...
Be careful in there.
Sure.

Ray: OK! Thanks, Drowzee!
Let’s get going. Into the dream.
Talking in. Very short sentences.


So we’re in “The Nightmare” which is appropriately purpley (I guess purple is a nightmare color now) and populated by... Swalot? Well I mean I guess Poison-types are threats to Azurill two generations later

As you might expect we … can’t recruit anything here lol
That said, it has the following mons: Meowth, Spoink, Clefairy, Jigglypuff, Cleffa, Wynaut, Spinda, Lickitung, Espeon, Wobbuffet, Miltank, Blissey, Whismur, Skitty, Swalot, Croagunk, Persian, Igglybuff, Lickilicky, Grumpig, Happiny, Clefable, Wigglytuff, Chansey

… lots of cutesy pink stuff. Uh... okay????


… spinda aren’t that scary though...


:( i guess azurill doesn’t like cats


OH GOD SO MANY CAT? CLEFFA TOO??? Azurill who hurt you


ffffff


I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEATING THE MONSTER HOUSE :(


but
WHY IS WIGGLYTUFF IN AZURILL’S NIGHTMARE


After 17 floors, we arrive at the... uh... “depths”...? of the nightmare.


How can you tell

It appears as if it’s just one long path from here...
Well good.

Let’s keep going a little more.

Looks like that strategy is being interfered with.

Voice: …......... You...

How did... How did you get here?
The many and awesome powers of Pokémon?

Ray: There’s someone here, Alti!
No shit...

Who is it?! Where are you?
Show yourself!
Voice: ….........
…...................
I am...

Oh... uh... hello there... nice to see you?

Ray: You! You’re...?!
What do you know her too

Cresselia: I am... Cresselia!
Music

Alti: (C-Cresselia...!)
(It’s Cresselia... The one from my dreams...)
Cresselia: I cannot fathom how you’ve come here, but...
I find your visit ever so convenient!
I’ve longed to meet both of you!
… I thought you wanted me dead?

Ray: C-Cresselia...

Wait
WHAT

Alti: (What?!)
Ray: Then what I saw in my dreams...
Cresselia: Yes.
What I told you in your dreams is true...
You two are not supposed to exist in this world.
ffffffjgjjj

Alti: (What? You... two?!)
Oh I guess I did gloss over that. So it isn’t just Alti?

Ray: I suspected this...
That you and I were having the same dreams, Alti.
BUT LIKE
HOW

I went to the future...
Then I came back to this world...
And it’s causing the destruction of this world.
… That sounds like a stretch honestly.

So Cresselia said in my dreams.
Alti: (So it wasn’t just me that had those dreams!)
We’ve established that it was both of yall

(And Ray is the same as I am...)
Not really, you came from the future and he just went and returned. Bit of a metaphysical difference there.

(Ray is another presence that must not exist in this world.)
:(

(Cresselia said that to Ray too!)
Ray: Excuse me, Cresselia. Could you explain something for us?
I traveled to the future and came back again...
And Alti was a human who came from the future...
You said that we’re causing the distortion in the fabric of space in our world.
If space itself becomes distorted... why will the world be destroyed?
… I suppose that’s a fair question?

Cresselia: … If the distortion in the fabric of space expands, the power of darkness will expand as well.
Excuse me the what now

Eventually... the world will become enveloped within a nightmare.
HOW
HOW DOES THAT WORK HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE HOW DOES THAT
ANYTHING

Ray: Enveloped within a nightmare...?
Well... damn.

Cresselia: Yes.
Do you know where we are at this very moment?
… a concept that doesn’t really exist?

Ray: Well... we’re in Azurill’s dream, aren’t we?
Again. Place that doesn’t exist.


I... think we figured that one out...

Azurill will remain trapped by the nightmare...
never to awaken again.
so... he’s effectively dead.?

This nightmare will eventually creep across the world.
H o w

For now, only Azurill is afflicted with this nightmare.
Good I... guess?

But soon, other Pokémon will be drawn in by the nightmare’s widening web.
Well... damn :(((

More and more Pokémon will fall into the unending sleep.
And, ultimately, all Pokémon will be locked in this nightmare without end.
So... Pokémon are going to go extinct huh? Got it.

Alti: (A-all Pokémon...)
Ray: H-hey, Cresselia.
What will it take... to get rid of the distortion in the fabric of space?
You’re going to ask...?

How can the space distortion be eliminated?
Cresselia: There is but one way to eliminate the distortion.
one............


I DON’T WANT THIS FUTURE

Ray: What?! Disappear? Us?
Ray we heard this before... I mean it sucks but why are you so surprised?

Cresselia: I have been waiting for this opportunity.
The opportunity... to make you disappear!
Music: Rising Fear

OH NO I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS WE JUST WANTED TO SAVE AZURILL FFFFFFFFF

Ray: What...? Wait a second!
We don’t want to disappear! We want to know more about what’s happening!
Yeah seriously!!


That is NOT what he SAID and YOU KNOW IT

Ray: That’s not... That isn’t what I want...
Rayyyy :(

C-Cresselia. Is this really true?
If we disappear...
Will the world... really be saved?
You’re considering it... Eughghghghhg

Cresselia: Yes. It will be saved.
For it is only your existence...
that is driving the world to ruin!
I don’t
I don’t like any of this

Ray: Urk...!

Y
YOU’RE GO-
NO
NOOO DO NOT WANT


Ray: Waaaah!
AUGH I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR THAT’S WHY DIALGA BROUGHT ME BA-


Wh

Hello, Alti? And, Ray? Where are you?
… uhhhhh

Cresselia: Gah! Interrupted! And my work here was nearly finished!
I was interrupted this time... But I will see to it that you two disappear!
Not now though. Not now... Not now... not now.

Of course, if you wish to save the world on your own...

d
DID YOU REALLY JUST GO THERE
REALLY
THIS IS A GAME FOR KIDS

Farewell.
Huh. Pretty mean of you to say “fare well” when you’ve just told us to kill ourselves.


Just a, just a little...


Y’hello?


Oh, hey, you made it after all...?

Ray: Why are you here?
You were taking so long to come back. I got worried.
I decided to be brave and come looking for you.
Huh. Thanks.


… I’ll say...

Let’s go back to the guild for the time being.
Sure. Sounds good. The guild is safe.



Back at the guild...


I guess if anyone could help us make sense of this it’s Chatot.

And she said that Azurill’s nightmare is caused by the distortion in the fabric of space.
Ray: Yes.
Chatot: If nothing is done about it... all Pokémon will join Azurill in unending sleep.
That is what Cresselia said?
More or less I guess

Ray: Yes...
Chatot: Squawk! If that’s all true... this is terrible trouble, to be sure!
No kidding...

We’ve got to do something!
I mean... yes but

Ray: So Chatot, what do you know about Cresselia?
Music

Chatot: I know of the Pokémon... but only from rumors.
Well, yeah. Legendary and all that.

It is said Cresselia appears only during the night of the quarter moon.
… is that why we haven’t been seeing the typical full-moon night scene

It is also said that this Pokémon can heal others’ emotional scars simply with the gentle light from her body.
Damn that’s pretty impressive.

Ray: Urk! She didn’t seem so kindly...
she was l i t e r a l l y trying to kill us

Chatot: There is one more thing about Cresselia.
This Pokémon is said to possess a mystical power that can banish darkness.
Ray: The power to banish darkness...
UH YEAH ABOUT THAT
HER WHOLE SHTICK IS BEING ABLE TO FIX DARKRAI’S NONSENSE
LIKE WHY WAS KILLING US BETTER THAN... USING HER OWN DAMN POWERS TO FIX IT

Corphish: Hey, hey! So let’s get this straight. If we don’t do something...
All the Pokémon in the world are going to fall asleep forever?
Hey, hey! That means we have to do something now to fix the space distortion!
I guess

Drowzee: Hey, Ray.
Did Cresselia say anything about...
how the distortion of space can be stopped?
WELL
WELL U SEE
IT’S, HAHA, A FUNNY STORY REALLY U SEE


YEAH HAHA LIKE... WHAT?!!?!?

Drowzee: Waaah! Wh-why are you jumpy?
JUMPY I’M NOT JUMPY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

D-did I ask something weird...?
TOTALLY WEIRD LIKE... WHY WOULD SHE HAVE SAID THAT I MEAN... HOW WOULD CRESSELIA KNOW???? YOU’RE SO SILLY DROWZEE

Ray: N-no. It’s not what you said.
Sorry. I was thinking about something else.
YEAh its fine now.

So, uh... a way of stopping the distortion of space...
….....................
Hmm... Nope! I don’t remember Cresselia saying a single thing about that!
if i did i’d surely remember and tell you instantly hahaahhahahahahahahahahah

Drowzee: Ah, I see... That is unfortunate...

… yes?

Let’s look into the distortion of space together! ♪
If we don’t, we won’t be able to stop the nightmare from spreading!
… yep something like that!!

Chatot!
Chatot: Y-yes, Guildmaster!
All right, everyone! We’ll disband for the day.
And starting tomorrow, you are to individually investigate the distortion of space itself!
but like
how
do you expect them to do that????

Bidoof: Yup yup! Will do!
Chatot: All right, dismissed!

That night....


Drowzee asked us if we knew how the distortion of space could be stopped...
I lied! I didn’t even think twice about it!
I mean... I can’t really blame you. In Rescue Team the townspeople attempted to murder us for something similar so

As we know, there is a way to stop the distortion!
>as we know

The only solution is for us to disappear from this world.
Eghhhhhh :(

I just couldn’t bring myself to say it.
… But...
Is this something I really must tell everyone about?
I guess it is a dilemma...

Alti: (….........)
Ray: … Hey, Alti...
What should we do now?
If we were to disappear...
Would the world be saved?
I mean. Even if it wasn’t it “wouldn’t be our problem anymore” but I guess that’s not really the best way to look at things, eh?


Wh- uh- no! After all we’ve been through... you’re just going to give up like that. That’s it?

Alti: (Oh, Ray!)
Ray: Arrgh! I can’t take this!
All this worrying’s made me tired...
Let’s get some sleep, Alti.
That may be best.


… we’re not done?


Uh

(...............)
(….....................)
(… Ugh. Can’t sleep...)
(Ray is... already asleep, I guess.)
(… But I have to wonder...)
(I understand that we’re causing the distortion of space...)
(But how that leads to the world’s ruin...)
(I still can’t believe it...)
Yeah... it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense when you stop to think about it.

(I thought it was just merely something from a dream that first time...)
We should all know by now anyone talking to you in a dream is significant in Poké-verse.

(But then with the second dream... When I was told about the distortion of space...)
(That was when I started thinking that maybe it was true.)
(… Hey! Come to think of it, the morning after I had that dream...)
(Ray said to me...)

Which is still not true but okay.

Come on, let’s see some energy, Alti!
Alti: (Ray’s even peppier than usual.)
(But... Ray could be right.)

Huh, I guess so.

(But Ray had just woke from the same dream about Cresselia that I had!)
… and that’s true too. Interesting.

(At that moment, Ray must have been acting extra cheerful around me...)
(Because Ray suspected that I had just had the same dream...)
That doesn’t make much sense for him to think so but all right.

(... and tried to cheer me up.)
(Ray had to have been frightened.)
(But Ray was much more concerned about me.)
i’m reminded of steven universe “did they hurt you” “no no, i’m ok, did they hurt you!” “who cares?!” “i do!”

(............)
(…...............)
(Then in Azurill’s nightmare... What Cresselia said, and what she tried to do...)
(I felt crushed by that, but...)
As anyone would. She tried to murder us.

(But... But...)
(That’s why...)
(I have to keep my spirits strong!)
(My spirits... strong...)
(… spirits...)
(….........)
Good night sweet prince


… more??


(................)
(…! Huh?)

Huh, that’s odd, it’s the middle of the ni
WAIT
WAIT NO
OH GOD NO I HOPE
FFFFFF

(Maybe outside...?)
HE HAD BETTER BE


oh thank arceus


You scared me. I couldn’t just go back to sleep.

I couldn’t sleep at all...
… Hey, Alti.
Music

Can’t we be allowed to stay?
:(...

Can’t we stay in this world?
… When we fought Dialga at Temporal Tower...
You fought even though you knew that you would disappear, Alti.
I had no choice.

Because even if you were to disappear...
You thought that would save the world... That’s why you did it, right?
Not just ‘thought’... There was no reason not to trust the combined knowledge of Grovyle, Celebi, and pre-amnesia Alti.

If that’s the case... Maybe we should do that this time too.
Euurhghghgghg noo......

Alti: (Ray...)
(… It’s true that I fought Dialga knowing that I would disappear if we succeeded.)
(But that had to be done to prevent the planet’s paralysis.)
(Back then, I was willing to disappear if it meant saving the world.)
And so it went.

(I feel the same this time too... But is this situation really the same?)
… heh?

(But something... something feels different this time around.)
… really?

Ray: Oh, Alti... What do you think?

Well... Alti has doubts so...

Urf... You don’t know...?
You must be thinking that maybe we ought to disappear, Alti...
that is NOT what I said


… Good options

What? You think something’s weird?

This is like, infuriatingly vague but also like, The Same idk
I go with “everything Cresselia said”.

What exactly was odd about what Cresselia said?
But we separately found out that we are causing the space distortion while at Luminous Spring too.
No, I think the mysterious light at Luminous Spring just said we were related to it not causing it.

And if Azurill can’t wake up from his nightmare because of the distortion...
No one ever said that was because of the distortion either except Cresselia.

Well, I think we have to believe what were told.
Fine, if you want to be like that...


(But something... Something is different about disappearing this time around!)
She’s pretty hellbent on figuring out the issue, huh.

(I know something is different...)
(But what is it? I need to think carefully...)
(… Th-that’s it!)
Yes?

(That’s right! This is different from before!)
OK EXPLAIN

(Back then with Dialga, my disappearance wasn’t really a choice!)
Er... I guess?

(I’ve got to explain that to Ray...)


What’s... What’s different?
… What?!
At Temporal Tower, you were willing to disappear...
But it’s not the same this time?
What...?
You did what you did at Temporal Tower because you had to...
… yeah?

You changed your future because you knew that it would lead to world peace...
I mean. I guess if this whole nightmare stuff is happening it didn’t really but, whatever

But your choice wasn’t really the choice to disappear.
It was the choice to put the Time Gears in the tower, I guess.

But there’s no telling what will happen if we disappear. Not this time.
So we don’t really know if that will bring peace to the world again...
What you’re saying is, nothing about this is certain?
Yes, I suppose so.

Ray: …............
That’s true...
It’s true that things aren’t completely certain.
But...
It is a fact that you were a human who came from the future, Alti.
… yes???

And I did go to the future and then come back to this world.
I really don’t think that would have been a big issue though

And it does seem that, because of us, space has started to distort.
We have NOT established that it was a causation thing fffff

There’s no escaping the fact that we changed history...
That must mean what we were told is true...
WHY
WHY DOES IT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN THAT????

Alti: (Ray...)

Eh?

Alti: (It’s sunlight...)
(The sun’s coming up...)

(This game never ceases to be beautiful.)

(It’s beautiful... It’s another beautiful dawn...)
I’m glad she thinks so too.

Ray: Oh, Alti...
Seeing the sun come up this way makes me remember...!
I’ve seen the sunrise from here before... This isn’t the first time.
I’d watch it every damn day if I lived there.

The first time... I was with Grovyle.
… Oh, right.

Alti: (With Grovyle?)
Music: In the Hands of Fate

Ray: Yes. Remember when we first came back from the future? We slept here?
That’s when I saw the sunrise from here for the first time.
I just remembered something about that first time...
It’s something Grovyle asked me...

(Grovyyyyyyle ; ; )

Even I had given up.
What compelled you?
How did you manage... to stay so strong?

No. It was literally impossible to have done what we did and we did anyway because Ray believed we could. (Just as in Phantom Tollbooth.)

I guess that struck Grovyle as being strange.
That’s why Grovyle asked me why I refused to give up...
But I didn’t know how to answer. I didn’t know why I was brave then.
But I thought about it, and I began to realize something...

I really don’t know...
But maybe...

… Ah...

Grovyle: Alti...?

I managed to be brave because you were always with me, Alti...
That’s... sweet...
(I can’t snark at all this it’s too emotional)

That was when I finally realized that.
And that’s what I told Grovyle.
Just before we lost Grovyle in the Hidden Land...

augh please don’t remind me (i’m legit on the verge of tears... this MUSIC is not HELPING I wish I had had room to talk about this track in my thesis but I didn’t...)

I’m taking Dusknoir... back to the future!
Ray: Huh?! Wh-what?!
Grovyle: I can never come back here again.
Watch Alti’s back... Promise me!
Grovyyyyyyle :((((( i’m so sad

Ray: B-but...!
Take your place, Grovyle...? I can’t!
You must and you will. Because you can, Ray.
You two are... the greatest of combinations.

Yes...

... I’m... ashamed.
Ray... :(

Oh, Alti...
If you’re not giving up, Alti...
I won’t give up, either!
Well, good!

Alti: (Ray!)
Ray: There must be something that we can still do about this!
I’m sure. There’s a lot of Pokémon in the world after all!

There has to be a way of fixing things. A way that doesn’t involve having to disappear!
Alti: (That’s right!)
(That’s the Ray I know!)
I’m so glad for this.

Ray: We have to keep going, Alti!
Let’s find a way out of this!
Yes! Sounds good, Ray.

Later...

It was time that was being destroyed before, right?
… correct...?

And now the very fabric of space is becoming distorted.
Also true.

The destruction of time and the distortion of space... I can’t begin to conceive of such things.
I don’t think a lot of people can.

But these troubles of time and space... I have a feeling that they’re related.
Er... Well, as concepts yes...? Sort of...?

Alti: (Time and space... A possible connection...?)
Ray: Do you remember when time was breaking down?
… of course???

Lapras gave us a lot of insight into Temporal Tower.
So about this distortion of space...
Do you think Lapras might know something about it?
I suppose it’s quite possible.

Alti: (Lapras...?)
(Well... Actually...)
(It wouldn’t be unusual if Lapras did know something about this...)
Yeah man, exactly.

Ray: I thought you’d think so too, Alti.
Well, then that settles it! Let’s go see Lapras!
… where is Lapras anyway


What does he just live there now???

So let’s hurry to the beach, Alti!
All right, sure.

Down at the beach...

Still not sure why you’re just. Here. But ok.

We’re investigating the distortions in the fabric of space.
Lapras: The distortion of space itself...
The fact that your dialogue doesn’t end with a question mark suggests you might Know something

Ray: Yes. And we’d like to learn anything that you might know about it, Lapras.
Lapras: Hmm...
Ray: C-can you help us? Do you know anything?
Lapras: … I’m sorry to say...

:(

Ray: Oh. I see...
Lapras: However... I do know of a being that embodies space itself.
Ah yes.
That one.

Ray: What?! A being that embodies space itself?
Lapras: Yes. Time and space are deeply connected.
Glad that’s true in this universe too.
Music: Time Gear Remix

So, just as Dialga governs time itself...
So, too, there is a being that governs the fabric of space.
Ray: Th-that being... Who is it?
Lapras: Its name is Palkia.
Not surprised in the slightest.

This being is said to possess the ability to distort space itself.
Well damn. How do we know Palkia isn’t just causing it? Dialga went nuts after time got screwed up after all

And Spacial Rift is said to be its domain.
Fun fact “spacial” is not registered as a word in (my version of) Microsoft Word, it’s “spatial”, but OpenOffice seems to accept it. I always wished it was Spatial personally.

Alti: (The being that governs space... Palkia...)
(Another being... like Dialga...)
You sound... concerned about that.

Ray: If we meet Palkia... we might be able to learn more about the space distortions!
Hm. I guess that isn’t a bad idea at all!


… lol

Can you travel there, Lapras? Just like you can go to the Hidden Land?
Lapras: I hate to disappoint, but... I can’t travel to Spacial Rift. I don’t even know where it is.
That is all I can tell you.
:(

Ray: Oh... All right...
Lapras: I’m sorry, Ray.
I’m sorry that I’m not much help.
Ray: No, no... not at all...
Just knowing it exists is relevant. Like Hidden Land! (Maybe!)

Learning about the existence of Palkia is a big help for us.
Thank you, Lapras.
We’ll investigate on our own from now.
Sure. We’re pretty good at that right?


Pretty much

But he did tell us that Palkia controls space itself... And that this being dwells in Spacial Rift.
Correct.

Palkia, huh...
If we can meet with Palkia, we’d be able to ask about the distortion of space.
That would be nice, yeah.

But we don’t have a clue as to where Spacial Rift is...
could we ask Dialga

Hmm... I guess there isn’t any point in worrying about it right now.
… o... kay?

Let’s continue to investigate this tomorrow.
Did talking to Lapras really take a whole day

There’s no giving up now, Alti!
Yeah! We can figure this out, absolutely!

… Though we’ll do that next time.

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Okay, this is a detail of the story that always irritated me. I understand Alti distorting space in some capacity since they technically only exist now because Dialga said "Screw the Rules, I'm the Time Dragon," but Ray doesn't influence things any more than every single Pokemon that interacted with someone from the future during the story, he exists naturally within this timeline.

The Distortion -> Darkness thing makes enough sense since the Planet's Paralysis from Time stopping turned everything dark despite in theory one half of the planet facing the sun. I'd assume it's like a giant whole opening up over the world that's just really dark inside. There's one other missed opportunity for the post-game story coming up, not one that makes the story worse but that I think would have made for really cool escalation as the fanfic-speculative level nerd I can be with these games.
 
Okay, this is a detail of the story that always irritated me. I understand Alti distorting space in some capacity since they technically only exist now because Dialga said "Screw the Rules, I'm the Time Dragon," but Ray doesn't influence things any more than every single Pokemon that interacted with someone from the future during the story, he exists naturally within this timeline.

The Distortion -> Darkness thing makes enough sense since the Planet's Paralysis from Time stopping turned everything dark despite in theory one half of the planet facing the sun. I'd assume it's like a giant whole opening up over the world that's just really dark inside. There's one other missed opportunity for the post-game story coming up, not one that makes the story worse but that I think would have made for really cool escalation as the fanfic-speculative level nerd I can be with these games.
Of course, the Cresselia they've been encountering up until now is Darkrai in disguise, and it's pretty clear that Darkrai is bullshitting the whole "spatial distortions" thing so that he can get rid of Alti and Ray, the two biggest obstacles to his plan to cover the world in darkness.
 
Of course, the Cresselia they've been encountering up until now is Darkrai in disguise, and it's pretty clear that Darkrai is bullshitting the whole "spatial distortions" thing so that he can get rid of Alti and Ray, the two biggest obstacles to his plan to cover the world in darkness.
The thing is, the real Cresselia does confirm that their presence is causing a spatial distortion, just not one that will expand on its own or cause problems. That minor one is the basis of why Palkia comes after them at first, so even if the degree is inflated the principle that the time travel seems to be the source of them distorting things is till a thing.
 

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The thing is, the real Cresselia does confirm that their presence is causing a spatial distortion, just not one that will expand on its own or cause problems. That minor one is the basis of why Palkia comes after them at first, so even if the degree is inflated the principle that the time travel seems to be the source of them distorting things is till a thing.
If I had to try and figure it out, it's definitely because Ray actually went to the future while nobody else has. From the current timeline's perspective there's a moment when everything that makes Ray suddenly vanishes from existence and - more relevantly to any "distortions" - a moment when all of Ray's mass suddenly appears from absolutely nothing when they come back. We can be almost positive that Grovyle, Alti, and Ray didn't come back to the present the instant they vanished since there was time for everybody else to bring the Time Gears back and confirm that things weren't being fixed.

I'd say suddenly appearing when they didn't exist immediately before that (which is functionally exactly what happened with Alti) would probably be enough for Ray to also create some kind of spacial distortion.


On a different note, I always found it a bit of a shame that Sky didn't add anything plotwise for Giratina (they added Origin Forme for Sky Peak and that's it). I understand Giratina's role in T/D being just "and it's here too" since they were released before Platinum and that was Giratina's role in DP, but I wish they had even done a single line as a nod to Giratina being just as important as Dialga and Palkia.
 
pika pal: We could totally stand to see more of the dark world Darkrai envisions. I would love to know how that turns out. There's so much interesting potential for speculation.
Merritt: Even in the context of D/P we still knew Giratina was the third of Dialga/Palkia. I wish there had been something involving it, whether in T/D or added for Sky - no instead it's just relegated to a Wi-Fi/code mission in T/D and a special mission in Sky. Sad!

Both Cresselia and the mysterious voice at Luminous Spring confirmed that there is a spatial distortion that is being caused by Ray and Alti's presence, so that's definitely a thing; Darkrai was just lying about the severity of it, and likely also tricked Palkia into believing the distortion was malicious in nature and something Ray and Alti were actively doing, like, intentionally.

Re: Merritt's metaphysical explanation of how Ray causes a distortion: That's basically what I think is the case. There's that whole thing where matter/energy can neither be created nor destroyed. In order for time travel to work you'd need the matter making up the person to like, be transformed into energy until the time of the recreation, except in backwards time travel that wouldn't make any sense because how can you like. send energy retroactively. unless the traveler was just created out of some excess energy that existed in the past?? Like who knows.
Of course I don't think anyone ever takes any of this into account when writing time travel because it's no fun that way.
But if I had to try and scientifically justify Ray's spatial distortion I'd wager it's because he shouldn't exist from a metaphysical perspective lol. And based on the diary entries it's definitely true that some amount of time passed between Dusknoir kidnapping Ray and Alti and their return from the future, so he doesn't just... blink out of existence and then immediately re-appear.

Yay pseudoscience weirdness



That night...


Excuse me what


UM
HELLO THERE??????


OKAY????????
Music: Down a Dark Path

THE DEFILERS WHO ARE CAUSING... THE DISTORTION OF SPACE!
Ray: Who are you...?
Palkia: I AM PALKIA! I HOLD SWAY OVER SPACE! I HAVE DOMINION OVER DIMENSION!
Gotta love that alliteration.

Alti: (P-Palkia?!)
Ray: Y-you’re Palkia?!
Palkia: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE NOW! THIS IS THE END OF YOU!
NO
I DONT WANT ANY OF THIS
:(((((


UM
WHAT THE HELL


Palkia spirits us out of our base and off over the sea.


What the hell

Palkia: THIS IS MY DOMAIN! SPACIAL RIFT!
Huh.
I guess we found it.

Ray: What?! This is Spacial Rift?!
Palkia: YOU DARE DISTORT SPACE? WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?
I always loved this line. Like Pokémon go to Palkia and ask his permission to distort space or something like that. I love the mental image associated with this.

I WILL BE RID OF YOU NOW!
Ray: What?!
Palkia: THIS IS THE END!

Damnnnn someone’s aggressive

Ray: Th-there’s absolutely nothing behind us!
Palkia: GRRR-OOOOOO!

Well bye

Palkia: GRRRR! THEY FELL!
HOWEVER... THERE IS NO ESCAPING ME!

(I love Palkia’s art/animations)

Palkia turns into a ball of light and kinda follows us down.

Ray: Waaaaaah!

… hey, we lived.

Ugh... Are you OK, Alti?
It looks like we landed somewhere else...
Music: Chasm Cave

But this is all such a shock! Who knew things would turn out this way?
Yeah I have to say, that all moved pretty fast.

I don’t understand... Why did Palkia suddenly attack us?
He seemed to be bellowing about the distortion of space...
I mean. It would make sense why he tried to kill us in that respect...

Alti: (… Palkia...)
(Palkia seemed to know that we caused the distortion of space.
HE LITERALLY RULES SPACE.
IS THAT REALLY A SURPRISE

(And then he attacked us...)
(But I don’t understand why...)
Ray: There’s no mistaking one thing. Palkia is trying to get rid of us.
Glad we recognized that at least...

He might attempt another attack... We should get out of here as soon as we can.
Let’s go as soon as we’re ready, Alti.
Sounds good.


So here we are in Spacial Rift. We can’t recruit anything here now but we will be able to later.
So recruits: Chatot, Drapion, Xatu, Gallade, Kadabra, Charizard, Jolteon, Sableye, Honchkrow, Magnezone, Electivire, Solrock, Chimecho, Gligar, Bronzor, Toxicroak, Tropius, Dusknoir, Drowzee, Spiritomb


ooOOOOoo the environment changed
… for all of one floor before we got to the midpoint.


Deep Spacial Rift.

Music: Sealed Ruin

Pokémon: Tropius, Drowzee, Dusknoir, Kadabra, Jolteon, Honchkrow, Spiritomb, Charizard, Gligar, Sableye, Chimecho, Toxicroak, Magnezone, Electivire, Porygon, Hypno, Lunatone


so glad I have a Petrify Orb. These Pokémon are a little more threatening than before


… I forgot this was here. I’ll be back. (Maybe. If it’s worthwhile. It might not be.)


After the ninth floor, we make it to Spacial Rift Bottom


Well... shit...

What should we do...? We can’t go any farther.
An earthquake starts...

Ray: Waah! Tremors!

OH GOD OH MAN OH JEEZ

Palkia: YOUR RESISTANCE IS USELESS!
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE FROM THIS PLACE!
Ray: Urk...
Palkia: I WILL REVEAL WHY!
… do you really need to

Palkia: IT IS YOUR FATE...
TO BE OBLITERATED BY ME!
… is that “why”? That explained EXACTLY NOTHING

Ray: H-here he comes, Alti!
We have to fight!
I figured as much. It’s Palkia after all.

Palkia: THIS IS IT!

it Time

Music: Palkia’s Onslaught!


Like Roar of Time, Spacial Rend hits both of us. Fantastic...


… and this happens soon.
Great


On the way back there’s Air Hell which i didnt show before but am showing now because it cool


OK... time again


we dun it!!!
(I used an X-Eye Seed which basically made Palkia wander around uselessly while Ray hit it with Quick Attack and Alti followed Palkia around directly until we got it.)


OH KAY


and then palkia like. I dont know. I don’t know what this is

Ray: Palkia... Palkia has stopped moving...
What happened to him...?

HELLO WHO IS THERE

Palkia has been enveloped by the nightmare.
… shouldn’t he the God of Space be like. Powerful enough to not have that happen

Just as Azurill has.
Ray: A voice! Where is it coming from?
Music

Who are you?
What do you mean, Palkia has been enveloped in a nightmare?
why are you ASKING we JUST established what happened with Azurill I mean it’s the SAME THING

It means that the power of darkness has spread so much farther.
If its growth remains unchecked, the world will become drowned in darkness.
Well... damn

But you two...
ughhhhhh we Know we have to die can we not do this now


Oh
uh
okay?

Ray: What?
Palkia’s nightmare?!
Voice: Yes.
By entering his nightmare...
You will learn why Palkia attacked you.
He told us he thought we were distorting space. Do we really need more of an explanation than that?

So? What will you do?
Ray: What’ll we do, Alti?

No reason not to, I... guess?

Voice: Fine! You’ve decided!
I will send you into Palkia’s nightmare.

awww yiss


WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
IT’S HIS NIGHTMARE

Palkia: YOU TWO?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DREAMS?!
NO! I REMEMBER! WE BATTLED!
SO WHY AM I... DREAMING?
You don’t... know?

Ray: You’ve been enveloped by a nightmare, Palkia...
Music

Palkia: WHAT... WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
I’M... IN A NIGHTMARE...?
rip palkia


I mean I guess that’s a reasonable response

Ray: Wa-waah!
Palkia: THIS PROVES IT!
YOU BOTH SHOULD NOT EXIST!
Um
HOW
HOW DOES THAT PROVE THAT


HOW ABOUT WE DON’T DO THIS WE JUST BEAT YOU

Ray: Waah! Palkia!
W-wait a second! We want to ask you something...
Palkia, why are you trying to get rid of us?
Palkia: YOU DARE PRETEND THAT YOU DON’T KNOW?!
Uhhh

YOU ARE DISTORTING SPACE WITH RECKLESS ABANDON!
I just love the mental image of Ray and Alti running around distorting space (??? what does that look like) with all the care and attitude of a teenage vandal.

IF THE DISTORTION SPREADS, THE POWER OF DARKNESS WILL GROW!
THE WORLD WILL BE DROWNED IN THIS NIGHTMARE OF DARKNESS!
TO PREVENT IT... YOU MUST BE WIPED FROM THIS EXISTENCE!
Can we
not
?

Ray: Urk! But there must be...
There must be some other way!
You govern space and dimension, don’t you, Palkia?
Can’t you correct the distortion of space yourself?
Finally someone asks the question I’ve been wondering for way too long

Palkia: IT IS TRUE THAT I CAN BEND SPACE TO MY WILL... BUT...
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, I AM UNABLE TO CONTROL A PART OF SPACE!
That’s. Terrifying.

WORSE STILL, THE DISTORTION OF SPACE IS AMPLIFYING!
THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING!
No but ok

THERE IS NOW BUT ONE WAY TO SAVE THE WORLD...
AND THAT IS FOR YOU TO BE ERASED FROM THIS WORLD FOREVER!
I don’t want thiiiiiiiis

Ray: Urk...!
Palkia is saying the same thing Cresselia said...
well... damn

Oh, Alti...
Cresselia was telling us the truth after all...
Maybe they’re right about us...
Maybe we do have to disappear.
NO!!!! NO

Alti: (Ray!)
Palkia: I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
… You just tried to kill us.

BUT THIS MUST BE DONE TO PRESERVE PEACE. PLEASE UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAND but that doesnt mean i LIKE IT

Ray: P-Palkia...

who dis


ARGH NO WHY ARE YOU HERE

Cresselia: The spreading darkness engulfs even this place!

NO

Music

Before we finally pass the point of no return.
This isn’t a black hole I’m sure there’s some point of return...

… right...?

Ray: Urk... Alti...
We refused to give up. We did what we could.
After everything we did... was it all for nothing?
I would hope not, but sometimes there’s just nothing you can do.

Was all our effort... a waste?
Egh...

Cresselia has us backed against the wall.

Ray: Urk... Cresselia... One moment!
Tell us one last thing.
If we disappear... will the world really and truly be saved?
What makes you think the answer’s changed? I appreciate the effort... but...

Cresselia: Yes. It absolutely will.
The world will be saved. It’s beyond a shadow of a doubt.

No, but there’s nothing else to be done...


If we must... If we really must disappear...
If that will save the world...
Ray...

Alti: (… After so much...)
(Ray’s will... is starting to sway.)
“Starting to”, he just agreed to be murdered!

(And... so is mine...)
Alti...

(But is this... truly and absolutely the correct course of action?)
How could we know?


Eh?

BLINDED BY FURY, I ATTACKED THEM EARLIER...
BUT, UPON SEEING THEM NOW...
THEY DO NOT SEEM DRIVEN BY MALICE OR WICKEDNESS.
we’re not but okay.

IN MY DREAMS, CRESSELIA, YOU INSISTED THAT THEY WERE BAD...
BUT ARE THEY TRULY BAD?
EXCUSE ME CRESSELIA WHAT IS THIS

Alti: (C-Cresselia said that about us?! In Palkia’s dreams?!)
Cresselia: Don’t be fooled by appearances, Palkia.
If we get rid of them now... all will be saved.
Alti: (So, just like we did, Palkia met Cresselia in his dreams...)
(But now Palkia is growing suspicious... Something is very wrong here!)
(All this is based on what Cresselia claims!)
I suppose so. Like... what is with this

Cresselia: Enough! I will be rid of you now!

Looks like Alti isn’t done here.

(Don’t abandon hope!)
Cresselia: Now, take this!
Cresselia strikes – but then...

Never abandon hope!
Um
huh


UM
HUH

Ray: What?!
There’s a second... Cresselia?!
Cresselia-on-the-left emits a flash, and...


OH
WELL THEN
OKAY

Ray: Waaaaah!
Palkia: WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS?! WHO IS THIS?!

He’s getting his ass beat by Cresselia, that’s what’s going on

Cresselia: Excellent! I was just in time!
Darkrai: Blast you... Cresselia!
I’ve been foiled! Just as I was about to dispose of those meddlers once and for all!
Great transition into Evil Villainry of Villainy

Cresselia: Please listen, Alti, Ray, and Palkia.
You have been misled all this time!
By Darkrai there!
by darkrai?? i wouldnt have guess

Palkia: WHAT?!
Cresselia: The Cresselia you thought you knew until now... was not me!
That false Cresselia was nothing more than an illusion made by Darkrai!
Dang. Sure fooled me.

It was merely a mockery of me!
Palkia: WHAT?!
Ray: The Cresselia we knew up to now... was just a fake?!
Cresselia: Darkrai!
Using an illusory duplicate of me to deceive others... is so typical of you!
… where else has he pulled shit like this

But you usually never bring your actual self out of hiding! You normally operate under cover of darkness!
repeat his MO back at him why dont u

That you’d personally emerge from the shadows to dispose of these two...
That is so very unlike you!

Good response

Darkrai: You two, behind Cresselia...
Ray: Wh-what, us?
Darkrai: Correct. Pay close attention.
Now, the one truly responsible for exploiting the space distortion...? For shrouding the world in nightmare...?
It is my doing. Mine alone.
Why would you TELL US that

Ray: What?! What did you say?!
… ray, are you really surprised...

Darkrai: You are more than welcome to try and stop me.
Come to me in the Dark Crater.
I’LL TAKE U ON

Cresselia: You’re not getting away, Darkrai!

She rushes him, but...


to no avail.

Darkrai: You cannot catch me, Cresselia...
… Not ever.
You two... I shall be waiting in the Dark Crater.
SURE WE’LL FIGHT.

Ray: … Dark... Crater...
spoopy


Back in Treasure Town, it looks like Azurill’s woken up.

Marill: Azurill! That’s great! You woke up from your nightmare!
Azurill: Yup!
glad to see he’s not atrophied!


Oh hey I figured Azurill just woke up because Darkrai fled. I guess Real-Cresselia fixing the problem makes more sense.

Azurill: And Mister Drowzee too!
Drowzee: Huh?! Me?!
Well you helped us discover the issue I guess.

Azurill: Thank you very much, Mister Drowzee!
Marill: Mister Drowzee! I have to thank you too!
You stayed to take care of Azurill this whole time...
Thank you so very much!
Wait, he watched Azurill when we were gone
Did
Why did
Why did we trust him???

Drowzee: Well... shucks, it’s the least I could do.
>shucks

Ray: Listen, Cresselia. What happened to Palkia?
Yeah like how he doin

Cresselia: Palkia is immersed within Spacial Rift...
Where he’s attempting to take care of the distortion of space.
thats more than Dialga ever did I guess. Nice.

As the being that governs space itself, he is staking his pride on success.
I mean I would be too if I was literally the deity of space.

Given that duty, I would not expect to see him manifest here again.
Good, we’re not going to get kidnapped again.

Chatot: Well done! How remarkable!
It’s truly quite marvelous! Marvelous indeed, Cresselia! ♪
Are you quite done kissing ass yet?

(Side note doesnt Cresselia show up on Marvelous Bridge in gen 5?)

We’d heard of your power to dispel darkness, but only in rumor.
Well... yeah, we never met Cresselia.

But it was all true! ♪ I must say, this is completely marvelous!
MARVELOUS
WE
GET IT

Ray: I understand... You used your power when we were in Palkia’s nightmare.
That’s how you pulled Palkia and us out of the nightmare.
Makes sense to me.


Music

It lets me dispel nightmares and awaken those in deepest sleep.
Pretty awesome stuff.

Darkrai stands as an opposite to my being. He has the power to enshroud those who sleep in nightmare.
Ray. And, Alti.
Yes, Comma, Cresselia?

Do you recall where you met my impostor?
… what is that supposed to mean

The impostor, that is to say, the first Cresselia you met...
Those encounters were always within dreams, weren’t they?
Huh. Now that you mention it...

Ray: … That’s... That’s true!
Alti: (It’s true...)
(The first time was in a dream.)
(Then later on, come to think of it...)

… huh I guess that was in Azurill’s nightmare. A dream of sorts.

I find your visit ever so convenient!
I’ve longed to meet both of you!

(But I realize that was in Azurill’s nightmare.)
(In other words, it was still in dream.)
Yeah that makes sense.


(That first Cresselia... We encountered her only in dreams!)
Cresselia: Darkrai has the power to create realistic illusions.
… but only in dreams?

What Darkrai was doing... was using his illusions to make you think you were seeing me.
It was all an elaborate ruse to get at you, Alti and Ray...
So that your whole existence could be eliminated.
… so he just made up this lie to murder us.
That’s
ridiculous.

Bidoof: Whaaat?!
Chatot: To eliminate Alti and Ray... from this world?
I guess everyone knows now...

Chatot: E-eliminate?! Those two?!
Drowzee: Well, it’s shocking that he wanted to get rid of you...
You don’t sound that shocked.

But why would Darkrai plan something so complicated?
Why go to all the trouble of using a Cresselia impostor?
… We don’t know anything about Darkrai. He could as well have just shown up and pretended to be benevolent, and who would have known the difference?

Wouldn’t it be faster to confront them directly in battle?
… or that.


Um
excuse me

Ray: Darkrai was afraid... of me and Alti?
Cresselia: Yes. Because Alti and Ray saved the world once before.
I guess that’s fair. We beat up Dialga after all.

That was when they prevented the collapse of Temporal Tower.
But who was really the one that put the ruin of Temporal Tower in motion?
Who was it that really sought to put the planet into paralysis?
… someone... did that? Like. Actively?


WELL THEN
BOMB DROPPED
DARKRAI CAUSED THE WHOLE DAMN PLOT

Chatot: What?!
Ray: D-Darkrai was behind the crisis at Temporal Tower?!
Cresselia: Darkrai intends to enshroud the world in darkness.
All right, well, I suppose that would explain why he tried to destroy Temporal Tower.

Darkrai failed to do that with the destruction of Temporal Tower.
After that failure, he turned his attention to the distortion of space itself.
So. There was a distortion of space? We did somehow screw up the fabric of space just by existing??? All right

If the distortion of space were to grow, Darkrai’s power to create nightmares would also grow.
That makes NO SENSE but ok

What he sought to do was envelop all Pokémon in a nightmare.
I guess that does sound pretty typically Darkrai-y...

It was all Darkrai’s doing... He was making the distortion of space expand.
BUT HOW THOUGH

Ray: Darkrai was doing that?
my thoughts exactly

Isn’t the space distortion expanding because of our existence.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT RAY like think about it

Cresselia: It is true that your existence is causing space distortion...
augh you didn’t have to like... say it...


… oh okay because that makes sense

Furthermore, your distortion of space won’t expand on its own.
I mean I guess that does make sense? Sort of? Kind of?

Ray: Th-then...
Cresselia: Yes. The expanding distortion of space has nothing to do with you.
Isn’t that a relief! Just as much so as Ninetales telling us Red had nothing to do with the natural disasters in MD1.

It was blamed on you, however, so that you would be eliminated.
… just like with Gengar in MD1

It was all part of Darkrai’s elaborate deception.
So... we’re fine.


Music: In the Hands of Fate
aaaaa this is sweet ; ;

I... I... I’m so glad...
We’re not... beings that must not exist...
so glad ; ;

It’s OK for us to live in this world... We’re not unwanted...
aaaaaaaaaaa

Ray: Urf...
Alti: (Ray...)

Wigglytuff did you pay attention

It’s just not possible... for either of you, Ray and Alti, to be unwanted in this world.
; ; that means a lot

If either of you went away, Ray or Alti... It would make me sad.
We graduated from the guild and you still think so...

I think everyone at the guild would be sad too.
It makes us happy that you’re with us, Ray and Alti! ♪
i’m so emotional yall

That’s reason enough... to keep existing!
It is though... That’s fair. I like that they included this, it’s a super touching and heartwarming scene.

Ray: W-Wigglytuff...
Wigglytuff: More than that... it’s not just Ray or Alti.
Everyone here...
All the Pokémon in the world...

So never think that you’re not wanted ever again.
aaaaaaaaa ; ;
(sorry I can’t really snark about this it’s too touching)

Stay full of cheer! All right? ♪
Absolutely.

Ray: Urf... Thank you, Wigglytuff...
Corphish: Hey, hey! But talk about dirty and dishonest! That Darkrai’s a piece of work!
just a little bit lmao he tried to convince us to commit suicide. That is very low.

Cresselia: He never comes out in the open. He does his nefarious work from the shadows.
If you confront him, he will always flee...
That is how Darkrai has always done things.
So he’s a huge coward then got it

But Darkrai is doing something so unlike him right now...
Apparently this whole incident with us has been very “unlike him” so who really knows?

He has invited Ray and Alti to confront him...
All right I guess that is surprising compared to. Everything else.

Alti: (… It’s true.)
(Darkrai left these parting words...)

which we still gonna do

Darkrai: Come to me in the Dark Crater.
You two... I shall be waiting in the Dark Crater.
Ray. … Dark... Crater....
Sounds like he wants us to go to this DARK CRATER place yeah DARK CRATER let’s go to DARK CRATER and fight DARKRAI who’s hanging out at DARK CRATER


(And that he would be waiting for us.)
Wigglytuff: Cresselia, you believe that he demanded Ray and Alti come to him for a reason, don’t you?
Do you believe that it’s a trap?
wow ok Wigglytuff is On the Ball here

Cresselia: Yes. It’s a trap. Without a doubt.
… well damn.

Ray: It doesn’t matter if it’s a trap or not!
Music: Through the Sea of Time

If we don’t stop Darkrai, he’ll smother the whole world with darkness.
We have to do something!
I mean yeah. It may be a trap but if we want to win we have to trigger it.


DARK CRATER

Cresselia: … OK. I respect your decision.
I will accompany you.
Oh hey!!! Nice

I have long been aware of Darkrai’s scheme... I have pursued him a long time to thwart his plan.
But every time I caught up to him, he would elude me... This time, he is waiting for us.
I suppose that makes it easy for you to fight him.

I would like to settle this once for all.
Sounds good.

Drowzee: I’ll go too!
Wait what

Chatot: Me too!
Bidoof: Yup yup! I’ll go, by golly!
I mean
ok????


I guess Cresselia makes the decision?

I’m afraid that Darkrai would be scared off if too many of us were to go.
… I mean I guess?

This is a rare chance to corner Darkrai and stop his nefarious scheme.
Sounds good to me.

Please be content with just the three of us going.
I’m up for safety in numbers but I guess that isn’t happening

Bidoof: Aww... That’s too bad...
But I’d have to say you all are right...
Ray: Don’t worry, everyone! We’ll be sure to defeat Darkrai and come back!
We’ll do it!

Chatot: Yes! You do that!
Drowzee: If anyone can, it’s you!
Bidoof: You all take care, by golly!
Of course! We beat Dialga, we beat Palkia, we can do this too!

Ray: Everyone, thank you!

Yeah!!!!

Let’s go to Dark Crater... where Darkrai awaits us!
Yes!
… Next time, that is! What, you thought I was going to resolve this plot chain now? Pshaw.
(Who knows when I’ll be back? Next thesis draft is due a week from tomorrow! :p)

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Okay so this is where I think my biggest missed opportunity comes up. Your characters, or at the very least Alti, are back in this timeline as a direct result of their encounters with (Primal) Dialga, encounters that are directly referenced as relevant to this plot. I kind of wish we'd gotten to see some confrontation between Dialga and Palkia over this, Palkia arguing at the apparent damage their presence causes and Dialga speaking in their defense for saving Temportal Tower and stopping the first world of darkness. Hell maybe it could be a call out to the 10th movie with a reverse dynamic, with Darkrai setting the two to fight to cause the distortion rather than fighting them to stop it.

I do also find it a bit forced that Darkrai gives his "it was my plan the whole time" confession in front of Palkia. Ray and Alti it makes sense since he needs to make sure they come after him, and Cresselia already knows, but Palkia was a party that up to this point he was able to manipulate, and if nothing else avoiding the confession at least doesn't paint a bullseye of "I ruined your stuff" as opposed to "I tricked you into doing some fighting for me"

Side Note: While I typically find Darkrai's "uncontrolled dangerous power" portrayal a bit more interesting, I think MD's villain Darkrai might be one of the best villains the franchise has ever produced (he's my favorite, but there's obviously cases to be made for N or Lusamine, for example).
 
The plot's in full swing now! I don't know how much of this I'm restating and how much I'm saying for the first time, but here we go.

Cresselia confirms that Darkrai was behind the destruction of Temporal Tower. The first question we must ask is, therefore, how did he do it?

There are a few ways that it could have happened. First is the one I've talked about before, where the Time Gears were never supposed to leave Temporal Tower at all, but Darkrai ripped them out and scattered them, knowing that they would keep time flowing for awhile, and that the tower's collapse would take long enough to not be pinned on him. This is supported by the "gear panel" having 5 gear-shaped slots that the Time Gears appeared to be "ripped out of", that quickly repairs itself once the gears are put in. The problems arise when you consider the behaviours of other characters in regards to the gears. I can understand the majority of NPCs believing that the gears being scattered is natural... but what about their guardians? If this theory is the correct one, Uxie, the literal Being of Knowledge, would be played as a fool. In addition, even if Darkrai had sneaked into Temporal Tower and swiped the gears without Dialga noticing, I feel like Dialga would have quickly noticed that they were missing and done... something.

The second potential setup, I believe introduced by pika pal, is that the Time Gears were always scattered as they were, but could be used as a failsafe in the event of Temporal Tower's collapse. This is supported by the Time Gears obviously being extremely integrated into their environments, to the point of having the Lake Guardians watch over them. This once again breaks down when you consider that the Guardians (and Dialga, before he started going mad) really should have realized that something was up.
 
pika pal: Considering what a large role both time and space have in this plot, yeah, I was a little disappointed there wasn't more of BOTH Dialga and Palkia. I mean, you'd expect they'd communicate or something, right? How is it that Palkia didn't know they selflessly saved the world? The collapse of everything should have been noticeable to Palkia as well, but through most of the main game Palkia may as well have not existed - and then he comes out of nowhere here for the space-plot. Seems like it could have been implemented a little better.
re: Darkrai giving his Evil Speech: Yeah well as you know that's his undoing lmao. Gotta have villains ruining themselves! (That could have also been better though.)
Darkrai is a great villain imo. He's so typically evil he's not very complex at all, not as interesting as say N, but damn if what he does isn't just plain chilling. So good.

lucariomaster2: More of the "what the hell is the Time Gear plot." My personal idea is that the Time Gears were always meant to be scattered (to some degree - there is that whole thing about them fitting into Temporal Tower and all), as a means of regulating time in the "real world" outside the Hidden Land. Why that's necessary when Temporal Tower seems to do the same thing, who knows? The Time Gears and their relationship to their environment and Temporal Tower really falls apart when you start to look at it closely.

Anyway my idea is that Darkrai sabotaged the structural integrity of Temporal Tower, which would make it fall apart, without remembering/knowing that the Time Gears could stop it, or possibly he just didn't expect anyone to actually pull off that whole quest... what with the guardians' existence, and the general lack of knowledge about Temporal Tower and the Hidden Land. I don't know. This game is weird. I'm usually really really good at justifying even the most bizarre of scenarios relating to time travel or future-sight (you'll see me go nuts justifying Special Episode 5 when I get there) but this is more about the metaphysical workings of time and I'm kind of at a loss.



There is a land of volcanic terrain.
The Dark Crater is located there.
Please tell me when you are ready to leave.
I will guide you to the Dark Crater.
Sounds good. Well, no, it doesn’t, it sounds terrifying, but we got no choice lol.


Let us be on our way! Off we go to the Dark Crater!
It’s time to face the final challenge!



Well that’s certainly not ridiculously ominous at all
Cresselia: Here we face Darkrai. There is no telling what he has in store for us.
Some sorta trap, we know that much

We must proceed with the utmost care.
So rush in with guns a-blazing, got it.


Well, here we are. The Depths of Hell.
Music: Dark Crater
Can’t recruit anything here on this run, but we will be able to in the future.
Recruits: Charmander, Cyndaquil, Chimchar, Hippowdon, Numel, Slugma, Growlithe, Ponyta, Torchic, Charmeleon, Flareon, Combusken, Monferno, Camerupt, Rapidash, Arcanine, Quilava, Magcargo

We are underleveled, and Cresselia is even worse. You can’t control her AI or move choices so this is a bit more like a glorified escort mission than anything else. Kinda obnoxious.
Cresselia knows Double Team, Slash (… Cresselia gets slash???), Confusion, and Aurora Beam.


… and of course we can’t have an easy time with this dungeon, it has to have all those rooms at the side connected by long hallways like Sky Tower Summit did.


Welcome to (iirc) the first dungeon in the main game with lava!!!
So where the hell is that time gear.


You know what sucks?

Camerupt with Earth Power.

Do not want.


After 15 floors of dungeon we make it to the midpoint.
(Side note, check out the top screen for a nice map. We’re in Hell lmao)

Let’s continue!


It’s still hell. Cool.
Music: Deep Dark Crater
Recruits: Charmeleon, Quilava, Monferno, Camerupt, Combusken, Arcanine, Rapidash, Flareon, Magcargo, Rhyperior, Magmortar, Charizard, Typhlosion, Infernape, Torkoal, Mismagius, Blaziken, Aggron

According to Bulbapedia they can top out at 54. Hahahahhaha we’re underleveled


YES PLEASE... I brought more Reviver Seeds than normal but I will absolutely take this


OH GOD FULLY EVOLVED STARTERS


OH GOD MONSTER HOUSE.
Petrify Orb time...


After 14 floors of the upper dungeon (29 in total – pretty long for this game!), we make it to the deepest part. Which is. Terrifying.

Funny, usually I don’t make it all the way here on my first go, even though I’m usually higher-leveled. Don’t know what’s up with that. Ray did use two Reviver Seeds though, so we’ll see how the actual fight here goes...


So it seems.

This appears to be the deepest we can go...
But where’s Darkrai...?

Oh we came as soon as we could shut u


OH
WELL THEN

Music: In the Future

Good of you to come, Ray and Alti.
Ray: Why do you keep after us?! Y-you don’t even know us!
We saved the world. Isn’t that enough for him to know us? Sort of?

Darkrai: I know you all too well.
THATS NOT CREEPY AT ALL

You especially, Alti.
UM
WHAT
WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
EXCUSE ME

Alti: (Wh-what?!)
Darkrai: When you came to this world with Grovyle, Alti...
You were caught up in an accident.
Alti: (… Accident...?)
You know... the whole reason you’re an amnesiac Pokémon...?

(Oh, that’s right! Grovyle once explained it...)
There ya go.

(We had an accident traveling back in time...)

Cue the thunderstorm accident scene thing from the opening.


Music: Time Gear Remix

You became separated as a result of it.
… and an amnesiac Pokémon.


There ya go.


… are you implying what I think you are

Alti: (How... odd...?)
Darkrai: Yes. Think of how the accident occurred...
Precisely when you and Grovyle were traveling through time...
I mean I suppose so?

That fails to strike you as odd?
tch don’t be condescending

Alti: (…..................)
Ray: D-Darkrai, you know something about it?
Ya think so?

Darkrai: Naturally.


Of course it was.

(Side note: I love how they brought that bit back and explained it in the context of Darkrai’s Evil Plans. Like, it would have been easy enough to just chalk it up to An Unfortunate Occurrence, but no, they actually decided to make this plot really go further than just the main story. I remember being amazed and impressed at that sort of complexity back when I was first playing this.)

Alti: (What...?)
Ray: What did you say?!

… We kind of gathered that.
Music


… does being tied to time automatically mean you can cause some sort of darkness-hell? How does that work. The paralyzed planet defies the laws of physics.

(Fun fact: Y’all know how I’m writing about Mystery Dungeon for my master’s thesis? I’ve mentioned this on the OI Discord a few times, but my professor keeps having comments and questions about my plot summaries about MD1 and 2. I had to explain the Time Gear plot and the paralysis of the planet in the plot summary. When I went to go talk to him in person about it, he was like “This doesn’t make any sense, if time stopped you would expect things to be like-” and then he just froze, emulating the idea of everything literally stopping in time. I sighed and said “I know! I know it doesn’t make any sense! I didn’t make the game.”)


(still beautiful art that’s why I’m showing it off here)

That would have eventually led to the destruction of time. And, ultimately, the planet’s paralysis.
So like did you plant explosives on it or

However, Grovyle and Alti decided to meddle.
So it’s OUR fault. Of course. We decided to meddle. Not save the world from a horrible apocalyptic hellscape. Meddling. Meddling in your plans.
(Nothing infuriates me more than people who seem to think that nothing that happens to/with them is ever their fault lmao)

I learned of their impending arrival from the future...
H o w

And I attacked Grovyle and Alti as they traveled in time... So that I would be rid of them.
But... an unforeseen event made it impossible to be rid of either of them.
It should have been enough. Especially for Grovyle. However...
Do you know how you came to be a Pokémon, Alti?
Uh what? That was a non sequitur, wasn’t it? You just said it was because you attacked us, what’s this about

During the accident... you shielded Grovyle from my attack.
People who aren’t complete sociopaths have feelings like care and love and empathy.
What a concept !

Alti: (I shielded Grovyle...?!)
Darkrai: Yes, you absorbed the brunt of the attack I’d intended for Grovyle...

What does that M E A N


… ???? ok that makes even LESS sense

Alti: (… I... I did that?)
Darkrai: I assumed what I did was sufficient.
I thought that I’d rendered you incapable of preventing the planet’s paralysis.
Why would you not go the whole distance

However... I underestimated your resourcefulness.
Clearly.

You met with Ray... And the two of you stopped the destruction of Temporal Tower.
WITH GROVYLE’S HELP. That’s important. Don’t leave that part out.

Because I’d underestimated and disregarded how much you would meddle...
My original plan ended in failure.
Good riddance to bad trash.

Cresselia: That’s why...

… shit. That’s it? That makes sense... wow that’s horrible

So they wouldn’t be an impediment to your scheming!
That’s why you tried to break their spirit... Even going so far as to use an impostor of me!
He must have been desperate.

Darkrai: …............
Cresselia: Even now... you lured us here...
So you could be rid of us all in one fell swoop!
… We did figure out it was a trap. Did you really expect anything different?

Darkrai: … Very good. I did indeed intend to do just what you say.
ughhh you’re so creepy and condescending


Excuse me

So... Alti... Ray.
Both of you are brave. You’ve shown great initiative.
Hearing you say it, both of those sound like bad qualities lmao

To be rid of you forever... Seems like a tragic waste.
I agree, but probably not for the reasons you think so. Or are saying so at least.


wh
ARE
REALLY????
IS THIS REALLY WHERE WE’RE AT NOW
WOW
W O W
THE NERVE

Ray: What?
Darkrai: Why not join me... in ruling a world full of darkness?
Music
ARE YOU KIDDING
WE ALMOST DIED TO PREVENT THAT
I CANT BELIEVE THIS

Ray: What?!
same dude

Alti: (R-rule the world... with Darkrai?!)
Darkrai: It is entirely possible if we three band together.
but like
what
could you not do that on your own??? like... why do you need us. Why do you care. I don’t understand

Well? Will you join me?

Don’t believe his lies?
Tch, did you really expect I would??


do you have something to share with the class Ray

Cresselia: Ray! Are you listening?!

Maybe what maybe what no what are you saying what the HELL IS THIS
WE WENT ON A HUGE QUEST TO PREVENT THE WORLD FROM ENDING
AND THEN ALMOST GOT MURDERED / ENCOURAGED TO COMMIT SUICIDE
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Cresselia: No, Ray!
Ray: Who are we kidding? We don’t stand a chance against Darkrai anyway!
It’s pointless to resist.
Who was the one who insisted we could still make it to the time-travel portal, despite standing less of a chance against Dialga and Dusknoir?
Where did that spirit go?

Joining Darkrai...
It may be the best thing to do.
Join you?
Join you?
After everything you’ve done?
I’d rather die!

(props to all of the 0 people who get that reference. I’ve been reading Warrior Cats again recently...)

(Ray! Wh-why?!)

NO RAY NO

You chose wisely, Ray. Very practical of you.
Tch... Easy for you to say.

Now, Alti. What will you do?
When you are one of us...
Our first order of business will be Cresselia there.
The three of us shall get rid of her together.
wh
are
are you saying you want us to help murder cresselia

Cresselia: Wh-what did you say?!
I’m not sure why you’re so shocked, I think it’s pretty clear he wants to murder you in general...

Darkrai: Now, Alti. Come, join us here.
Cresselia: Don’t go... Alti!
Ray: Please, come here, Alti.
Cresselia: Ray!

fffff this is so uncomfortable and angering

Darkrai surely won’t want just me... He’ll get rid of me...
… I mean. You’re not wrong. But why join him then!!!!!!!!

Alti: (Ray...)



Your choice, Alti?
Will you join us?

I don’t like this one bit


excuse you
EXCUSE YOU
YOU HATED THE FUTURE
HATED HATED HATED IT
WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME IT’S SO GREAT FOR NOW???? WHAT THE HELL

Darkrai: You see? Your trusted partner has seen the truth.
WHAT TRUTH HE HATED IT BEFORE

Come: Will you not rule the world with us?
And you shall... reign as a lord in the word of darkness.
RAY DOESNT EVEN WANT TO RULE THE WORLD I’M SURE HE’S CONTENT TO JUST BE
IN A BEAUTIFUL WORLD
WITH ME


THIS IS RIDICULOUS

Darkrai: Now, Alti. Consider your answer carefully.
Join me and Ray...

Are you nuts??


(This is all... This is all...)

Wh

The screen whites out, and then...

Looks like... it was some sort of hallucination after all.
Of course.
… Thank Arceus.

Ray: Oh, Alti!
Cresselia: Oh, Alti!
Darkrai: Y-you!

Darkrai strikes back.

Alti: (I was right!)
(I was being deceived!)
(Darkrai was showing me an illusion!)
(That was close!)

Too damn bad.
Music: Down a Dark Path

Is that your answer, Alti?!
Of course!


(… I didn’t plan that)

(Ray would never consider even saying something like that!)
(Join with Darkrai? Not on my life!)
You go, Alti!

(A world of darkness... I won’t let it happen!)
Darkrai: Humph... So be it. You’ve made the wrong choice.
I haven’t but okay.

There’s nothing left to say. I will be rid of you now.

WELL SHIT

Cresselia: I knew it. I figured that you would do something like this!
… and you didn’t warn us.

Darkrai: Humph. Say what you will.
This is where I will finally be rid of you meddlers.
I will seize control of the darkened world...
as its king.
Not gonna happen.

This is it! Attack!

Music
So here we are, the final battle.


It really sucks.
Let’s see how this goes.


The first turn, however, is pretty effective. I throw an Iron Thorn at Darkrai, Ray hits Rhyperior with Quick Attack, and Cresselia gets in a Double Team.

Having Ray here actually should be pretty helpful, as Force Palm is going to be pretty effective on a lot of these Pokémon. That’s one thing I’ve noticed about Ray – he has horrible defenses but a hit from Force Palm is hella powerful, even on neutral hits. This might not go as badly as I thought it would.

Here I have Alti use Water Gun on Magmortar as I switch Ray to use Force Palm exclusively.


Water Gun crits and kills Magmortar. Force Palm kills Aggron. Cresselia’s Confusion OHKO’s Mismagius.
Huh... not bad. Not bad at all.


… but then of course Darkrai has to use Ominous Wind, a full-room-hitting move. At least it missed Cresselia due to Double Team.


By the time paralysis wears off, Magcargo and Arbok are dead, but both Ray and Cresselia are taken out by Ominous Wind, using two Reviver Seeds.


Oh, shit.


Darkrai’s speed lets it attack again. It uses Nightmare, but Cresselia takes the hit and is put to sleep.
And yes, Nightmare inflicts sleep AND nightmare in this game. Great.


… I was doing so well too...

(Now do you see why this mission isn’t always loved...? Cresselia I love you but I wish you were more durable.)

Let’s go again. And we need to redo all 14 floors, don’t forget. At least I got through writing the dialogue...


this is THE FIRST TURN can we not do this


… COOL


On the next attempt, Alti got put to sleep and could do literally nothing until she woke up after dying (because of Bad Dreams) and being revived. So here’s our current situation. No Reviver Seeds and two enemies left.



fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff


The next try, I manage to get here with... no reviver seeds used and all three mons at a decent amount of health?? I don’t know either.
Then again, Darkrai did use Double Team several times, so we’ll see what actually goes down here.


…. I sure do love Quick Attack doing like half of Ray’s health

since when does Darkrai even get that!!!


Nonsleeper IQ skill is gonna save our ass here since Ray’s Force Palm is as high-damage as it is.


HURRY RAY
FINISH IT


YASSSSSSSSSSS


get
rekt

Cresselia: We... did it...
Darkrai: Urrgggghh!
Cresselia: This is the end for you, Darkrai!

Cresselia strikes out at Darkrai again. Reeeeekt

C-Cresselia... Don’t you remember...?

Excuse me


EXCUSE ME
Music: Oh No!

Ray: Hey! What is that?!
Alti: (It’s a dimensional hole!)
Darkrai: Mwahaha...
This dimensional hole may take me to the future... or the past...
Even I don’t know where it will lead me... But...!
I’ve failed only in this time.
I will simply plunge the world into darkness in another time.
… egh... HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE THE POWER TO DO THIS... WE JUST BEAT YOU IN THE BATTLE
THAT WAS THE POINT OF FIGHTING AT ALL

Ray: S-stop! Darkrai!
Cresselia: You’re not getting away!

Well... damn

Darkrai: Humph. Too bad for you. I can slip away through time with just one step.
THEN GET HIM NOW WHILE HE’S GLOATING

Darkrai: You cannot catch me.
Cresselia: Oh...
Cresselia just... gave up

Darkrai: Good-bye to you!
Ray: Urk...
Darkrai: Mwahaha! Well, how do you like that?! Finally, in the end...
It ends in my ultimate victory!

UM
EXCUSE ME

Darkrai: Wh-what?!

WELL THEN

Ray: P-Palkia!
Palkia: YOU WILL PAY A GRAVE PRICE FOR EXPANDING THE DISTORTION OF SPACE, DARKRAI!
THIS IS A STRIKE FOR JUSTICE!
TAKE THIS!

Darkrai: What... Waaaaaah!

Darkrai flees through the portal, Palkia attacks it, and this happens.

… well, thanks, Tuxedo Mask.


Cresselia: The dimensional hole completely shattered! With Darkrai still inside of it!
That’s. Ridiculous. Well then.

Ray: I heard Darkrai scream...
Did Darkrai disappear forever?
Disappear or die?

Palkia: NO. THAT HAS NOT HAPPENED.
HE HAS SUFFERED GRIEVOUS DAMAGE... AND BEEN BANISHED TO SOME UNKNOWN PLACE...
BUT, WHEREVER HE MAY BE... HE LIVES.
Then what was even the point... We’re in the same situation as before.

Ray: When he recovers from injury...
Won’t Darkrai go back to his wicked ways?
Cresselia: That remains to be seen...
Because when Darkrai entered the dimensional hole... he began to time travel...
At that precise moment, he was struck with Palkia’s attack.
Remember what Darkrai said about Alti’s arrival from the future?

… oh, right, that did happen! Well then.

So just like Alti...
It’s likely that Darkrai has lost his memory as well.
That’s great, I guess. (But are we sure he isn’t just, like, inherently evil?? I mean)

Ray: Darkrai has lost his memory?!
Dude. Cresselia said “likely”. That doesn’t mean it happened.

Cresselia: Yes. Darkrai will likely never recover his memory...
… oh.

And he will wander lost through the world.
Well dang that sounds. Upsetting

Ray: Darkrai...
Palkia: WE ARE DONE WITH HIM. HE WILL NOT LIKELY EXPAND THE DISTORTION OF SPACE AGAIN.
Well good.

I WILL RETURN TO SPACIAL RIFT.
I FORESEE NO REASON TO EVER RETURN HERE. FAREWELL.

Well... bye! </Twelve Angry Men>


Sounds good. We have been victorious.

Ray: Yes!
Let’s go home, Alti! Back to Treasure Town!

Music: A Wish for Peace

our fight against Darkrai ended...

We were thrilled by how excited everyone was at our return!
We had been fully fooled by Darkrai...
So I had thought that neither Alti nor I had a place in this world...
:( nooooo

But when everyone surrounded us and was glad to see us back...

I swear this game could cure depression if you wanted it to :’)

Little Azurill woke up from his nightmare...
I’m so glad that everyone was well.
I remember what Wigglytuff said...
Every Pokémon in the world exists for a reason.
(even darkrai?)

Even the ones that mean harm to others...
yeah
like darkrai
lol

Even that Darkrai.

I SWEAR I DIDN’T PLAN THIS


My adventures with Alti will continue...
We’ll see many things...
And we’ll make new discoveries.
And new friends. Lots of them.

We have gone back to Luminous Spring since then...
Though we still can’t evolve there.
Uh
Why

However...
We can exist here!
We can live here!
You can live and love and explore to your heart’s content.
What could be better?

And that alone is something that we should be happy and grateful about!
:’) i can’t deal y’all this is Too Cute

That’s what I finally learned.
Yes, Alti!
Thank you for always being with me!
Let’s keep on exploring!
Forever, Ray!

May our friendship last forever!

… like i said! Forever!

That’s the end of the Darkrai thing... but we’re not quite done with this update yet.


First, Cresselia is still here. Talking to her...


My job here is done.
Ok Tuxedo Mask

Sincerely... Thank you.
Ray: Cresselia, what about you? What are your plans now?
Cresselia: I’ve pondered many possibilities.

… did you expect anything else? Lol.

Ray: What? Cresselia? In our exploration team?
Cresselia: If I’m not a burden, I very much hope that you would accept me on your team...
Will you have me?
Absolutely.

Ray: You must be joking! You’re the last Pokémon I’d consider a burden!
… (except on the escort mission through Dark Crater)

We’re honored to have you!
Right, Alti?

lol no
(… nah, we take her, lmao)
No nickname ‘cause legendary.


Ray: Oh, you bet, Cresselia! Thank you for joining us!
After a few days of missions [which I’ll show next update]...


Uh. Yes?


Wow. What happened?

Ray: What’s the matter, Chatot? What’s the hurry?
Chatot: Huff-huff... The beach... At the beach...
Ray: What’s the matter with the beach?
Ffs let him speak Ray



oh
OH
OH!!!!
OH MY GOODNESS

Ray: What?! Manaphy...?
You mean the Manaphy we looked after?!
Who else?

Chatot: That’s him! That’s the one!
Hurry! To the beach!
Ray: Yes!

Oh goodness


Music: On the Beach at Dusk
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Manaphy: Alti... Ray...
Ray: Manaphy!

he looks the same size

Manaphy: Yup, yup!
I grew big in the sea!
It’s all... It’s all because of you, Alti and Ray!
But we didn’t raise you in the sea, what

Ray: Oh! You remembered us!
Manaphy: Of course! I didn’t forget you!
Not once... Not ever...
I missed you!

this is So Sweet ; ;


Music

I hatched here, didn’t I?
… you remember that?

Ray: Yes, you’re right. This is where we came to know each other.
I’m surprised you still remember that.
What he said

Manaphy: We Manaphy have the ability to remember where we hatched. So I’ve been told.
Well, I think you just proved it.

After we grow up in the sea, we go back to where we hatched by instinct.
I’m glad.

Mr. Walrein taught me that.
Ray: That’s impressive!
Manaphy: This is where I was hatched...
That’s why I felt the urge to come back here.
you just explained that though

Chatot: Well then... Now that you’ve returned, what will you do now, Manaphy?
Manaphy: I was told that I have to decide that on my own.
Well, um... So, uh... I thought really hard about this and other things..
I’d like to return the favor, Alti and Ray...
Don’t you travel and explore all over the world?
Something like that.

I really wish I could help you when you go out on your adventures...

AAAAAAAAA


excuse me ray What is that face

Manaphy: D-don’t worry! I’m grown up! I won’t get sick like before...

R A Y

Manaphy: … You don’t... want me?

Ok, good. Because yes, of course we do.
(You don’t actually have a choice here. I just tested it)
Music: At the End of the Day

Manaphy: Really? Really, I can?
did you REALLY expect us to turn you down?

Yay! I did it!
I’ll do my best to make you proud, Alti!
Don’t even worry about that. Just have fun.

If you need me, please call me at the Assembly!
I’ll come running!
:’) what a cute scene.

So we take a few more missions. A few days after Manaphy’s return, a wake-up call greets us one morning.


Ray: Hm? Who could that be?

Oh, hello!

Manaphy: Good morning!
Ray: Hey, it’s Manaphy! Good morning!
What brings you back here so early in the morning?
… doesn’t look too early to me.

Manaphy: Well, um, I was on my daily morning travels...
And I found a really great place!
… the beach?

Ray: A really great place?
Manaphy: Yep, yep! It has crystal clear water and a white-sand beach...
yup it’s just the beach. Manaphy...

And it’s got plenty of totally yummi Gummis!
Well. I guess that’s new.

And the place is named the Marine Resort! It’s a Pokémon paradise.
Ray: The Marine Resort! A Pokémon paradise?!
Dude it’s just a nice beach, that’s great n all but I prefer the mountains

Manaphy: I couldn’t wait to come tell you and Alti right away.
So I cut my daily trip short and came straight here to tell you!
Well good. Thanks!

I’ll show you where it is. Can you open your map for me?

HOW DID YOU GET THERE AND BACK SO QUICKLY????????

Let’s go play there together sometime!
Ray: Of course!
Manaphy: OK, bye!
… but not today.?

Heading off to Treasure Town...

… yeah?

Ray: Hey, what’s going on over here?
Teddi-Ursaring: We went to Luminous Spring recently.
Look... You know how you can’t really tell us apart now?
lol that’s what happens

Well, because of that, I’d like to evolve again...
So we went back to Luminous Spring to see.
Ursaring: How many times do I have to tell her that we can’t evolve past this form?
But she just doesn’t listen to me, no matter how many times I tell her...
rip.

So we had no choice but to go there and prove it...
Of course, we can’t evolve. … But that’s what I’ve been saying all along.
Teddi-Ursaring: But...
Ray: But?
Teddi-Ursaring: Something about the place feels different... from the last time we went...
How wonderfully non-specific!

Ray: Different...?
Teddi-Ursaring: Yeah.
The atmosphere is different... Like a fog has been lifted, or something...
… uh. Okay?


Ursaring: I felt that too.
Just looking at it, nothing’s changed...
But there’s something different.
And... I just remembered something...

Yeah, don’t remind Ray about it.

If I recall correctly, it was said you couldn’t evolve for some reason...
But since something seems to be different about Luminous Spring...
Maybe whatever is blocking you is gone... That is...

Hot diggity dog, wouldn’t that be nice!

Ray: Really? We can evolve now?
Ursaring: Well, I don’t really know if you can...
YEAH ray stop ASSUMING THINGS

I’m just saying that I think it might now be possible...
What HE said

But... It would be worth giving it a shot.
Absolutely!

So if you want to evolve, then head back over to Luminous Spring and see.
Teddi-Ursaring: We just wanted to let you know.
See you.

bye

Anyway this one is a question for you guys! To evolve or not to evolve? Let me know!

So that’s the end of this update. I decided to throw the Manaphy and evolution stuff into this update to get all the plot stuff out of the way in one update, so next time we play the main game I’ll be going into recruiting.
I say “main game” because the next update – possibly the next few – will be Special Episode 5, the final piece of plot relating to the whole time travel/Time Gears/Grovyle thing.

See you for that!

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THIS is VERY LATE i have been BUSY and dealing with work and thesis and All the stuff. Thesis miiiiiiight be done soon though. Maybe. Possibly. Who really knows.

Anyway.

Now it is time to finish the last bit of plot we have to see here. It’s time for special episode 5: In the Future of Darkness.


Collected the Time Gears...
And together with Alti and Ray...
Made his way to Dialga’s Temporal Tower.
However...
… however...?


Ah... yes. Things didn’t quite go according to plan.


Alti: (Grovyle!)
Dusknoir: So you shielded Alti, Grovyle?!
That’s taken a heavy toll on you!
Very well! You’re going down first!

grovyyyyyyle got over himself to help me ; ; he’s a SweetHeart


Music: Through the Sea of Time
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cry sad

Grovyke: Urrggh... Dusknoir!
I’m... I’m taking you with me...
We’re going back to the future!
noooooo ; ; stay here

Dusknoir: Wha...
Alti: (What?!)
IT WAS SO SAD

Grovyle: Alti! It’s up to you now!

noooOOO keep them and stay here. :(

Alti: (Time Gears!)

the poor soul missed some very important happenings

Wha... what’s happening?!
Grovyle: Ray! This is it for me!
I’m taking Dusknoir... back to the future!
Ray: Huh?! Wh-what?!
Grovyle: I can never come back here again.
;_______;

Watch Alti’s back... Promise me!
Ray: B-but...!
Take your place, Grovyle...? I can’t!
You helped save the world a second time after this, Ray. You’re just fine.

Grovyle: You must and you will. Because you can, Ray.
You two are... the greatest of combinations.
I AM CRY SO MUCH...

Dusknoir: Gwoh! Unhand me! Release me!
Grovyle: We’re almost there! Quiet!
… Alti!
Take care, Alti.
I was lucky to have known you.
Though the parting hurts... the rest is in your hands!
it all hurts. It all hurts so much :(

Alti: (Grovyle!)
Grovyle: Sorry for the holdup, Dusknoir!

:( bye...


Music: In the Hands of Fate

Grovyle returned to the future.

Alti: (Grovyle...)
:((((( i am Cry


Desperately trying to contain their sorrow...

We have to do this for Grovyle’s sake! Let’s go to Temporal Tower!
Of course we shall.


They set off on a final adventure...
But then...
After having returned to the future with Dusknoir...
Grovyle...

died...? Wasn’t that the implication?


Wh- that doesn’t seem to imply his death at all


Music: In the Future


Well...
..................
… Oogh...
He is alive!


… and so is Dusknoir. Maybe.

Yeah, he kind of took a beating stopping Dusknoir there.

... Dusknoir...
Is this... the future?
It looks like a wasteland, doesn’t it?

I’m... I’m back again...
This... world of darkness..
Wait, but... shouldn’t it be changed by now? Alti and Ray were successful. Shouldn’t it have already changed on them?

(I’ll have a lot to say on this later, but probably not until the very end of the episode.)

... But...
Duskoir and I haven’t disappeared...
Yeah that’s a pretty weird part of things.

The future’s still this dark place... Does that mean...
History... history hasn’t been changed yet...?
… but... TIME DOES NOT MOVE PARALLEL TO ITSELF if it was going to change it ALREADY WOULD HAVE what do you MEAN “yet”

Don’t tell me...

No! No we totally did it... There must be another explanation for this.

... No. That can’t be.
aaa he trusts us enough ; ;

It’s only that they haven’t done it yet.
TIME DOES NOT RUN PARALLEL TO ITSELF we either did it, some hundred years ago or w/e, or we HAVEN’T

The effects of history’s being changed will probably start appearing soon. I simply haven’t noticed them yet...
@_@ ok I guess that MIGHT make more sense. Maybe. Marginally. Not really. Time doesn’t move slower than itself.

Anyhow... Right now I’ve got no choice but to believe that.
I suppose that’s fair.

Alti... Ray...
Please... Succeed for me.
We did. And we did it for you.

I believe in you two... I’m doing everything I can.

:( that poor man.


Oh jeez. They are still here, aren’t they, they fled through the portal when Dusknoir was defeated and everything...

Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh!? G-Grovyle?!
The Sableye runs off.

Grovyle: … They’ve found me already...
DUSKNOIR IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN

I’ve got to get out of here as fast as I can.
All right that’s fair.


Unfortunately I don’t think you’ll have the chance.
Music: For a New Life

Grovyle: …! (Dusknoir!)
Dusknoir: Ugh... Grovyle!
Grovyle! YOOOOUUUU!!

He moves to attack Grovyle, but it looks like his injuries are still an issue.

Grovyle: It looks like our fight left you with some injuries too.
Don’t push yourself.
Dusknoir: Y-you! Grovyle! Ugh... Augghh...
This... This is... the future...?
… do you not recognize it?

I knew I’d come right back here... To this world...
….........
… Heh... Heh heh heh heh heh...
After all... After all, didn’t I lose... to you...
Grovyle and Alti... I...
I couldn’t get in your way. Heh heh heh...
… what are you on about???

Grovyle: ….........
Dusknoir: … But... Why...
I don’t want to disappear... That’s all, I just don’t want to disappear...
… Seems like an awfully petty reason to be stalking and attempting to murder us, including an amnesiac Totodile and her innocent Riolu friend. Really? That’s it? Self-preservation?

Yet... Why did you...
Grovyle: You saw the world of the past, didn’t you?
And it was beautiful.

The beauty of a sunrise. The peacefulness of a gentle breeze.
Yeah, all of that.

There’s no future in this dark world – it’s enough to break your heart.
(I agree.)
I don’t want to disappear, either...[/quote]
Who would?

But if history could be changed... I’m willing to pay that price.
such a selfless hero ; ; aaaaa

Even if we disappeared... It would be for the sake of everyone who lives in the future...
Everyone – everything – from now on would be given a gift... of a new life.
“For a New Life” indeed. This is so emotional guys

Dusknoir: For... a new life...
Grovyle: According to the planetary investigation team, everyone, except those few whose hearts are dark and shriveled...
… the what now?

Everyone was in agreement.
They all agreed to change this world of darkness.
Then... why were you and Alti going it alone???

I have some thoughts on the whole planetary investigation team thing:

I... felt like the introduction of this team – even if they were only introduced in a one-off statement by Grovyle to substantiate his claim – kind of ruined the impact of Grovyle and Alti’s mission. It implies that there’s enough people unhappy with the state of affairs that they’re willing to form a committee to talk about it, to interview others, to figure out what’s going on here and – as Grovyle kind of implied – actually go about changing it. If that’s the case, then why do Grovyle and Alti sound, in the main game, like they’re doing this alone, and doing it to save everyone, risking their lives to do so? If there really is a planetary investigation team working to better things – well, one thing they could do would be to attempt to find a way to fix the planet’s paralysis after the fact, which would mean that Grovyle and Alti don’t need to go back and time and effectively destroy the future in order to fix things.

Grovyle and Alti are presented as independent renegades within the game, people who – with Celebi’s help – yearned to change the past because they wanted to, and because they could. If everyone else seems to want the change they do, and if they seem to have the means to do it – indicated by Grovyle’s statement that “they all agreed to change this world of darkness” (as in, they were asked if they wanted to change it rather than if they liked it, suggesting that the planetary investigation team might have had a plan in mind), then Grovyle and Alti’s actions seem a bit less... important. I don’t know. It’s hard for me to get my words correct, but I always had a little bit of an issue with this and I can’t explain exactly why. Anyone else feel this way / get what I’m saying?


Everyone’s ready.
So do the right thing and give up.

… He has a point. Where will you go?

Grovyle: The Sableye found me earlier. While you were still unconscious.
Your failure... They’ll probably tell Primal Dialga about it.
Oh. Oh shit I didn’t even think of that.

If that happens, Primal Dialga will likely go with Plan B.
But in order to send a new agent back to the past world...
Dialga needs some time to store power.
… you seem to know a lot about Dialga’s plans and capabilities there Grovyle


… OH
WELL THEN
OKAY GROVYLE

I’m going to Temporal Tower. To take on Primal Dialga.
Dusknoir: Do you think you can defeat Master Dialga?
Well, Alti and Ray did, at a lower level than Grovyle, who also has Dig...

You’re already wounded from our battle.
yet that has no effect on gameplay!

You’d have to be in perfect shape to even consider such an enormous challenge...
You’d never win in the state you’re in now.
I don’t think that’s going to deter Grovyle.

Grovyle: I already know I won’t win.
… or I guess that’s an option too?

Dusknoir: What?
Grovyle: Until Alti and Ray change history...
@_@ but continue

Until the effects of changing history start to appear in this dark world...
Until then, I want to buy them some time, that’s all. So stay out of my way.
I don’t think it would help because if Dialga or his new agent wanted to warp back they could literally pick their timing. Time. Doesn’t run. Parallel to itself.
Also I like how he thinks Dusknoir will just leave him alone now that he’s told him his plans.


… bye.

Dusknoir: I... I won’t let you do that!
Lol exactly


Dusknoir makes to follow Grovyle, but it seems that may not be an option.

Blast! Still too weakened! Can’t move...
But – Grovyle can’t just do as he pleases!
yea he can he’s grovyle


ominous...


First dungeon: Barren Valley. It... it sure does look like it’s part of the paralyzed future, all right.
Music: Barren Valley
Pokémon: Jumpluff, Flygon, Lunatone, Shuppet, Honchkrow, Glameow, Toxicroak

Grovyle has Absorb, Quick Attack, Leaf Blade, and Dig.

We are Alone

… unfortunately nothing particularly interesting happens in the first 5 floors of dungeon, except for Grovyle having bad luck with bad accuracy and missing an annoying amount of attacks.


Now we’re in the midpoint.

Just a little further.

… and for the first time we get the first proper glimpse at our map.
Is that the destroyed Temporal Tower I see in the top left? It looks like we’re in the future’s version of the Hidden Land...
and this isn’t the first time we’ve seen it. We were here for the future sequence when Grovyle, Alti, and Ray got kidnapped and taken to the future the first point. Case in point, here’s a screenshot I took back then:


And another:


So yeah, we’re in the Hidden Land. This also confirms that Dusk Forest is in the Hidden Land, meaning that Grovyle and Alti must have spent a lot of time there since that’s where Celebi and her Passage of Time hang out.
If that’s the case – how did they get out of the Hidden Land to go investigate the Time Gears’ history? The Dimensional Screams that Alti has at some of those places basically confirm that Grovyle and Alti were actually, physically there in the future – so how did they get there...?
Food for thought.


Anyway, after 5 more floors of Deep Barren Valley, we make it... through. Whatever “through” means.
(Pokémon in the “deep” section were Jumpluff, Shiftry, Flygon, Lunatone, Shuppet, Honchkrow, Glameow, and Toxicroak.)

But it’s still a ways to Temporal Tower. Mustn’t lose any time.

Oh. Oh no.

Music: Planet’s Paralysis


lol Grovyle doesn’t really care much about Dusknoir showing up does he

Do you seriously intend to fight? In the condition you’re in?
Dusknoir: Ah. You’re injured too.
… damn he saw right through it.


Oh, hello.

There he is! Over there!

Um


UM
I’M VERY CONFUSED BY ALL OF THIS

Grovyle! I regret to inform you that the situation has changed!
Plz explain

Sableye! Your arrival is admirably timed!
Be so good as to knock out Grovyle!
That’s a bizarre way to phrase it but ok

Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh!

They strike at Grovyle, who avoids them.

Grovyle: Agh!

… but then they strike at Dusknoir too.


Well then.

Why... What do you mean by suddenly attacking me?!
Grovyle: Don’t ask why! Just fight back! Dusknoir!
why are you assisting him though

Dusknoir: What?!
Grovyle: Don’t you get it?!
These guys... I’m the only one they’re aiming at anymore!
… yes, that is literally what just happened

Dusknoir: What are you saying?!

sucks to suck

Grovyle: I don’t know either!
Believe me... if this goes on...
We’ll... Both of us will get knocked out!
“Knocked out” is quite polite, isn’t it.

Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh!

Anyway, so Grovyle and Dusknoir end up in a fight against the Sableye.

… there’s only four of them and they are extremely weak. It isn’t hard.


ok but what did you Think would happen

Sableye: R-runnnn! Wheh-heh-heh!

lol bye

Dusknoir: … Nevertheless... Why...
Music: Hidden Highland

Why are the Sableye... attacking me...
Grovyle: Humph! They already abandoned you at the Hidden Land and ran off, didn’t they?
lol they did
rip dusknoir.

Why are you still surprised?
rekt...

Dusknoir: Even so!
The Sableye follow any orders given to them by Master Dialga or myself.
APPARENTLY NOT THOUGH DUDE
HOW THICK ARE YOU

Why they might target me like that... I cannot think of an appropriate reason.
Then perhaps there’s an inappropriate reason.

Grovyle: Don’t you think maybe Dialga gave them that order?
cutting him where it hurts

Dusknoir: Wh... What are you implying?!
Isn’t that pretty obvious?

N-not possible! Absolutely impossible! There’s no way!
You sound very sure

That Master Dialga would abandon me like that... There’s categorically no chance!
ok Dusknoir you keep telling yourself that.

Grovyle: Sure, sure. But I wonder...
lol he doesn’t believe it either

You did fail to stop Alti in the past.
So it’s not unexpected that Dialga might abandon you like this.
Grovyle telling it like it is

Dusknoir: Humph...
Grovyle: Whatever. It’s none of my business.
Your little family spats are fine with me. Keep it up.
I love grovyle yall

Dusknoir: ….........
Grovyle: I’ve got to hurry on ahead. See you.

What do you want from him

Why don’t we call a temporary truce, Grovyle.
Excuse me

Would you care to accompany me... For a little while, at least?
EXCUSE ME


YEAH WHAT HE SAID

Dusknoir: It’s not a joke. I’m serious.
Grovyle: …! (Th-this guy! What’s he up to?)
(Is he going to pretend to work together... then attack me when my guard is down?)
It sure sounds like the sort of thing he’d do, yes.

Dusknoir: Don’t worry. I won’t attack you during our adventure.
… sure you won’t.

Grovyle. You’re certainly cautious.
From the moment you heard my proposal...
I suspect you were already starting to be wary.
You tried to murder me and Alti and Ray before of course I’m going to be wary

Given my current condition and your understandable wariness, I would fare poorly against you.
also grovyle is one level higher

Music: Time Gear Remix

Grovyle: …......
Additionally... I want to know.
Why did the Sableye attack me?
(I still think that’s obvious but ok)

We’ll be stronger if we team up. We can make it through dungeons faster.
I mean. I guess that’s true.

The Pokémon in the dungeons are affected by the darkness...
I think you’ve seen how they’ve become more and more vicious.
And yet salient enough to express their dislike of the world according to the planetary investigation team? Okay...

You are intelligent enough to see the merit in banding together...
P sure flattery doesn’t work on Dusknoir but ok.

Grovyle: … (I know how strong this guy is...)
(There are advantages to adventuring with him...)
(I can’t figure out what Dusknoir’s thinking...)
But didn’t we already establish that doesn’t matter because you don’t trust him either way?

(But I think teaming up with him will be OK for now...)
If you’re sure.


However... Don’t try anything funny.
Dude you don’t need to tell him that. I think you’d be justified in reacting if he tried to attack or whatever.

Because I will beat you down immediately if you do!
Dusknoir: Humph. As you like. Let’s go.
… “as you like” yes i think he would LIKE not having you try to mess with him!


The two adventurers end up in Boulder Hell.
Music: Dark Wasteland
… ok but isn’t the entire world a wasteland???

Let’s get a move on!
Dusknoir: Compose yourself. We need to prepare before we go.
If you rush too much, you’ll fail.
Keep a leash on your impatience.
… thanks for the advice?

Grovyle: Hah! Don’t boss me around, Dusknoir!
Yeah uh
(what is happening)


Top screen for context.

[Accidentally deleted screenshot of Dark Wasteland. It’s... a dark wasteland. If u care so much here]
Music: Dark Wasteland
… another Dark And Edgy Dungeon. Ofc

Dusknoir has Shadow Sneak, Will-o-Wisp, Ice Punch(!), and Shadow Punch.

… the dungeon is only 4 floors which is sad. According to Bulbapedia there’s evidence it was supposed to be 16. Wish it had been, the shortness of the special episode dungeons always kind of saddened me a bit. They went to all that effort for the plot, after all...

Pokémon in Dark Wasteland: Gastly, Onix, Misdreavus, Shiftry, Shedinja, Solrock, Skorupi.


Anyway, we’re back in Floaty Boulder Hell.
Music: In the Future

Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh! Looks like Grovyle hasn’t arrived yet...
I’ll run and report to Master Dialga.

I was too slow on the photo-trigger-finger but Grovyle popped up from the ground with Dig.

Sableye: Gr-Grovyle!

And Dusknoir approaches too, cornering Sableye against Grovyle as he tries to run off.

Grovyle: There’s something I want to ask.
Sorry, but you have to come with me.

rip


Lol you aren’t getting out of here.

You’re not after only me anymore...
You’re also attacking Dusknoir, right? What’s the deal?
Sableye: Wheh-heh... Th-that’s...
Dusknoir: You’re a Sableye. Will you not follow my orders?
… do you just. Have dominion over all of the Sableye ever?

Wheh-heh-heh...
Bring this to mind...
You know what happens when I’m displeased...
u tryina be threatening
… I mean I guess we did beat their asses just a few minutes ago.

Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh! I’ll talk! I’ll talk!
u better

We don’t want to do it either! Honestly!
don’t want to do WHAT now

To attack Master Dusknoir... It’s just...
It’s the truth! Please believe me!
… you literally did attack him. We know that’s the truth. That’s not what we asked.

Grovyle: Then why did you attack?
Sableye: We were ordered to... We had no choice...
Grovyle: By whom?!
Just answer the damn question.


WELL THEN.
… Why haven’t I heard anything about this yet

Dusknoir: M-my... replacement... A new henchman?!
Music: Time Gear Remix

Sableye: Y-yes...
That’s Master’s Dialga’s direct subordinate now, instead of Master Dusknoir...
Well damn.

The Pokémon that was selected is very resourceful.
oh ARE they now

And that Pokémon will become the final agent...
To be sent back to the past.
is it actually just Darkrai because that’s the only explanation for how we’ve never seen it in the past

Grovyle: Resourceful... A final agent sent to the past...

Dusknoir punched him. There’s no call for that :(

Grovyle: Dusknoir!
Dusknoir: That was who ordered you, wasn’t it?! The new henchman?!
he literally JUST said that Dusknoir

Ordered you to attack me!
WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THIS

Sableye: … Y-yes...
Master Dusknoir failed and is no longer needed.
… that’s kind of harsh, isn’t it

So... we were told to eliminate him.
and you expected to win
but why

We all disagreed and said we couldn’t do that, but...
But that’s what the henchman commanded.
and that’s all that matters

The henchman said it wasn’t his decision.
It was an order... from Master Dialga.
Well... shit.


W O W dusknoir this is domestic abuse

Dusknoir: That fool...
… which fool

Master Dialga... eliminate me...
Can you believe it?! Something like that?
Yeah that’s what happens when you align with the villains.

Dusknoir: Tell me, Sableye!
That henchman...
The new henchman... Who is it, anyway?!
but would you even know if he told you

Sableye: Th-that is...
That’s something I can’t say! Forgive me!
dusknoir has PUNCHED YOU TWICE does that not matter

Dusknoir: No way! Say it! Tell me!

THE SABLEYE IS CRYING PLEASE DO NOT HARM THIS FRAGILE SOUL ANY FURTHER

If I told you... I don’t know what would happen to us...
So please... please don’t make me tell you that!
LET HIM LIVE #JUSTICEFORSABLEYE

Dusknoir: Blast!

He punched the wall, not Sableye. (I think.)

Sableye: Uwaaaah!!!
Wheh-heh!
Wheh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!!

… bye

Dusknoir: … Master Dialga wants me eliminated?!
M... Master Dialga... Me...
Grovyle: Dusknoir...
Dusknoir: ….........
Music: Hidden Highland

Heh-heh-heh... AHA-HA-HA-HA!
<rose quartz> why are you laughing

Grovyle... I know what you’re thinking right now.
You think me pathetic. Me!
(I mean. Maybe)

Laugh! Go ahead and laugh!
is this Dusknoir or Edgeworth in the detention center

Betrayed... Thrown aside... Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING SO HARD

Grovyle: Humph!
Laugh or do what you like, it doesn’t matter to me, Dusknoir.
What I’m really concerned about is that new henchman...
A resourceful Pokémon as a final agent...
yeah that. Sucks I guess

What kind of Pokémon is this henchman anyway?
“Resourceful” apparently.

Grovyle: … (I’ve got a bad feeling about this.)
(We should really hurry to Temporal Tower.)
Yeah, probably. Henchman or no henchman, we need to stop Dialga from doing anything to endanger Alti and Ray’s mission.

Dusknoir: The only way left for me go is...

I mean... I figured.

Whether Master Dialga really said to eliminate me or not...
I can’t be sure either way.
I have to go Temporal Tower too. I have to know...
Master Dialga’s true intentions...
If he means to kill you, all the better for Alti, Ray, and Grovyle.

Let’s go.


(However...)
(Dusknoir still looks up to Dialga. That hasn’t changed.)
(Now when we meet Dialga at Temporal Tower...)
(Dusknoir will probably side with Dialga...)
Even if he intends to kill Dusknoir? What is this Stockholm syndrome?

(Then I’ll have to take on Dialga and Dusknoir by myself...)
Well... damn

(Well, not just them. There’s also Dialga’s new hnechman.)
is he actually going to BE THERE though

(So I’ll have to fight three enemies!)
All of whom are trying to murder you, not just beat you!

(Can I do that? All those opponents... by myself...)
I would say I believe in Grovyle but tbh that does sound a bit nuts.


I guess

Grovyle: … (Humph! When that time comes...!)
(I’ll be ready!)
I believe in you!

I’ve decided to go. I’m just getting myself psyched up.
Let’s go!
YEAH


That’s sure destroyed. What a shame, it was beautiful once.
Music: Temporal Tower


So it is.

Grovyle: … (Temporal Tower, huh...)
…! (Now that you mention it... In the past, Alti and Ray are also...)
(Climbing up Temporal Tower, I expect...)
NOT PARALLEL TO THIS!!!! That isn’t how time works

(Alti... Ray... Do your best...)
I can get behind that sentiment at least

(I believe in you... The rest is up to you.)
(In this world... I’ll do everything I can!)
Please do! We need you.


Yes!


Top screen for reference.


So here we are in the ruined Temporal Tower. As you can see the basic dungeon design is more or less the same, just... much less colorful.

In the main game, Temporal Tower contained Porygon, Lunatone, Solrock, and Bronzor. In this story, it contains Zubat, Kadabra, Magnemite, Gastly, Drowzee, Ditto, Claydol, Mismagius, Bronzong, and Golbat. Huh, a lot of those are Pokémon from the future dungeons we passed through in the main game, wonder if that means anything lol.


… great, those exist here
cool
(I had a petrify orb and a reviver seed though)


Ten floors later (as opposed to 13 in the main game), we make it to the midpoint.

Dusknoir: We’re almost to the pinnacle.
And there... That’s where Master Dialga is...
u scare

... Hey, Grovyle.
Once we’ve arrived at the pinnacle... Do you plan on fighting right away?
Do you actually expect Grovyle to answer that que

Grovyle: I don’t know if it will be right away or not...
The second I catch a whiff of trouble, I’m going to move in immediately to handle it.
Grovyle
Grovyle
why.

Dusknoir: But before that... Could you give me a little time to talk to Master Dialga?
on one hand that’s great for Grovyle’s stated purpose of wasting time to save Alti and Ray, but on the Dusknoir and Dialga might regroup and come up with a plot...

I want to know Master Dialga’s true intentions.
DO you expect him to TELL you that????

Grovyle: No way! If you talk to Dialga...
Then you’ll probably begin to side with Dialga!
@_@ STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PLANS BOTH OF YOU

Besides, the new henchman will likely be there as well.
How sure are we of that?

And then it will be three on one! The chances of me winning are slim to none!
Grovyle do
do you like actually expect Dusknoir to care if you lose
I mean
come on.

Dusknoir: Humph. I at least...
I don’t plan on making friends with the new henchman.
lmao that’s fair I suppose

... Fine.
I won’t fight by your side on the pinnacle.
… WHY
ARE
YOU
TELLING
HIM
THIS

After you fight Master Dialga... And once you are defeated...
I will ask Master Dialga.
ok i guess.

Grovyle: Humph. Do whatever you want!
u’ve been Told


Onto Temporal Spire. Which... looks the same as the tower lol.
The Spire in this episode has Golbat, Alakazam, Magneton, Gastly, Hypno, Ditto, Claydol, Mismagius, Bronzong, Porygon2, and Crobat.

Music: Temporal Spire


… Grovyle gets Detect at level 47? That seems unnecessarily high. Not taking it though.


After ten floors, we make it.

Dusknoir: What you see over there is the pinnacle, Grovyle.
Grovyle: Got it! Let’s go!
That’s right, Grovyle hasn’t actually been up Temporal Tower all the way, has he...


The place looks so horrible...

Dusknoir: That’s very strange...
Master Dialga is always over there.
Grovyle: Why isn’t Dialga there now?
why do you think Grovyle would know?

Sableye said that Dialga would send a final agent.
But to send another agent back to the past...
I expect it would take an enormous amount of power.
To generate that kind of power... Dialga would have to hold still for some time...
I mean. I suppose?

I thought he was in Temporal Tower...
We all did buddy.

Dusknoir: Your guess is correct. I thought so too...
you all got played

I thought so... that should be right...
but he ISN’T here !!!

... However...
If he’s going to send an agent back to the past... there’s another method.
Is there, really?

Grovyle: Back to the past... Another method?
Dusknoir: That’s right... If he needs to send the agent through time...
Music: Time Gear Remix


Uh
… oh. Oh no. I think I have an inkling

Grovyle: I-I... should know what method?
Grovyle :(

N-no... It can’t be!

Nooooooo

Dusknoir: Yes. The Passage of Time.
Rather than waiting for Master Dialga to regenerate...
They will most likely look for Celebi and use the Passage of Time to send the agent back to the past.
… does that mean Celebi is technically more powerful at time-travel than Dialga? Huh.

I’m sure of it.
Oh dear.

Master Dialga... probably left here to catch Celebi.
Grovyle: D-Dialga left to catch Celebi!?
That’s. Not good at all.

B-but... I don’t think it will be that easy to catch Celebi...
You tell yourself that, but...

Dusknoir: If it was just the Sableye, you’d be right...

Ohhhhh dear.

And that new henchman... I’m worried about their ability...
I mean, if they’re supposed to be Dusknoir’s replacement, then...

Grovyle: Dusk Forest!
I always met Celebi in Dusk Forest!

So they head off.


and end up at the forest.

Dusknoir: Grovyle.
No matter what, she’s up against Dialga.
But we’re most likely already too late.
no don’t SAY that it’s NOT TRUE

Grovyle: Shut up, Dusknoir!
Yeah... what he said!

She wouldn’t be caught that easily!
… (That’s right! Celebi’s not weak!)
True she isn’t. She’s a legend after all and didn’t get caught last time.

(But!)
(As Dusknoir said... She’s up against Primal Dialga!)
(And the resourceful new henchman too!)
is his only existence trait “resourceful”

(The last time I fought Dusknoir in Deep Dusk Forest, we weren’t too far from here.)
True, hopefully we’re close enough.

(I think Celebi would be on the lookout and would have left there by now...)
Or that.
That’s possible too.

(Celebi... Celebi... I’m begging you...)


We’ll be there soon enough to help you...!

Anyway that’s enough for now. Next time: Can we find and help Celebi? Who’s the new henchman? What’s Dialga up to?! Find out next week next month probably knowing me on Explorers of Sky!
 
So to answer some thoughts and questions brought up.

I think Grovyle and Alti are from the "main land" part of the world initially, which would be where the "investigation team" (perhaps the remnants of the Explorer organizations?) were as well, helping them scout out the Time Gears' locations. If you take the gameplay at face value for a moment, the recruitable Celebi is in Mystifying Forest, which might mean there's more than one place Celebi can live (which would be plausible since she's constantly outrunning the Sableye and Dialga). Perhaps that's where they got sent back the first time, and Celebi mentioned Dusk Forst as a place to find her in the past or if they ended up here again as happened, especially since Grovyle knew where to find her during the story but also did not know how to locate the Hidden Land in the past, which would entail he moved between the locations as a result of the time traveling.

As for time not moving in parallel, prepare for a schmuck applying dinner table 4th dimensional physics logic to a Pokemon story. If you view time in a linear manner here (given that changing the past erases remnants of the future rather than splitting the timelines to exist in tandem), the future is the point at which time outright stopped moving and that energy/progression simply sat, like Dialga basically blocked a giant pipe by stopping time. Matter and space continued to move 4th dimensionally, but physics and time itself did not move on the paralyzed planet. Once Alti and Ray change the past, time now begins moving to "catch up" to where spatial progression has reached. It's not instantaneous, and we don't have confirmation how far in the "future" (because time is screwy to describe when time ceasing to move is a plot point) the story is, but in theory you could imagine that every "second" in the past has to change to fill in the time until it catches up to the future. Someone who understands something like the Theory of Relativity could probably explain this in more scholarly and believable terms, but I'd assume the time having to essentially force its way throughout the universe in each second where it was "stopped" to accomodate the ripple effects (and then changes based on those ripples) would not be immediately perceivable if there's enough of a 4th dimensional gap between the change and the point you're looking at.

Or maybe time travel is a load of BS. Even when the story gets good characters and twists out of the narrative, the time travel in almost no story ever 100% makes sense. The most you can ask for is internal consistency in how it does and doesn't make sense.
 
pika pal: They definitely were at the main land at some point because the Dimensional Scream triggered on the Groudon statue and the crystals in Crystal Cave. Don’t know about the latter but the former vision definitely was of the future, since a voice in the vision congratulates their “partner” on figuring out the secret – meaning there’s definitely two of them. (In contrast, Crystal Cave could have been a flashback to Grovyle himself figuring out Crystal Cave as he goes to take the Time Gear, since only one character’s voice is heard. But I’d say it’s more probably a future vision since it had the same lack of visuals that the Groudon statue vision had.) Grovyle said they used Alti’s Dimensional Scream to identify the locations of Time Gears, which obviously requires them to go to the mainland to find them.

That said, while I totally buy your theory on Celebi (especially because Mystifying Forest has the Luminous Spring which totally could be time-related in the future world), I thought Grovyle said he met Celebi at Dusk Forest prior to the time he, Alti, and Ray go there – not to mention Alti herself gets the déjà vu sense from it, meaning she has to have been there sometime. She and Ray haven’t been to the Hidden Land yet, so that has to come from her adventures in the future before losing her memory.

Which means somehow they probably crossed from the mainland into the Hidden Land... unless the writers just intended them to have been “mainlanders” all along and just... forgot about the issues that causes with the other stuff in there.

No idea.

Re: time in parallel: Honestly that’s not a bad theory, that the time of the future still has to kind of “tick forward” instead of an instantaneous transformation. That being said I don’t think it really explains why Grovyle seems to talk about Alti and Ray as if they’re climbing Temporal Tower/fighting Dialga/etc simultaneously to his own actions. Either they have or they haven’t. It all happened in the past. I kind of get the mental state he’s going through, human (Pokémon?) brains aren’t really meant to comprehend this kinda screwiness, but it comes up so often it reads like we’re expected to believe they’re parallel but interconnected universes.

... Then again, we did just learn that entangled particles can affect each other at a distance. Maybe the two timelines really are moving in parallel and there’s some quantum tanglement involved, lol. (I highly doubt they actually considered Real Metaphysics with this. It just seems to be The Problem With Time Travel some writers have. A friend of mine told me time travel in Sailor Moon works similarly: the future just seems to be like an alternate universe/world/whatever you can just kind of go to instead of a linear extension of the current state of affairs. That approach easily explains the weirdness of parallel times in Sky too, lol.

I have some personal theories about how the ripple effect comes to exist in Sky, but those will go at the end of the last update for this episode.


Time to see if Celebi is all right.


Top screen for reference... although we’ve all seen Dusk Forest before.


We’ve all seen it before. (Why is it sandstorming tho.)

Music: Dusk Forest
In the main story, it has Jumpluff, Mothim, Mismagius, and Gabite, and is 8 floors long. Here it has Haunter, Lickitung, Ditto, Claydol, Salamence, Drifloon, Mismagius, Hippowdon (oh that explains the sandstorm), and Rhyperior, with 7 floors. Ummm ok but why is it different in the future BOTH TIMES though.

I don’t get this game


Then after the seventh floor we arrive... here, at the Black Swamp.
Music: In the Future

The place you met Celebi?
Grovyle: Yeah, that’s right.
Dusknoir: … It’s quiet...
I’m sure the whole future is at this point.

Was she already captured... Was she already taken away...
Egh, don’t posit that. Grovyle is worried enough as is.

Or maybe she sensed danger and ran away from here...
All right, that one I guess I’m okay with.

It’s possible she outwitted them...
Maybe she’s still hiding somewhere nearby...
I hope so.



NOT HELPING

Grovyle: … (There’s something strange about the air here...)
(Celebi... She probably left already...)
I don’t know how long ago the whole thing with the four of us (Alti, Ray, Grovyle, Celebi) escaping Dialga and Dusknoir happened within the future-world (well, “how long ago” since time is frozen but w/e), but I’d say she’d stay away for a while.


Um... yes???


oh Hello again.

Grovyle: They brought me right into their trap!
Psht the Sableye are not a threat. Even six of them.

Humph. Dusknoir! Dialga’s new henchman...
Is just as crafty and wicked as you are!
… what... for... anticipating that you would come here?? Um

Dusknoir: I am Master Dialga’s only henchman!
You keep telling yourself that bud...

I can’t allow anyone to take my place!
Grovyle: Here they come!
Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh!

And we’re into another battle. Cool, let’s do this.


Wait what
… WELL THAT SEEMS
BIZARRE
All right let’s go again


This time it’s nowhere near as bad. All right then?


Dusknoir strikes them down.

Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh... Eeee... eeeeeeeeek!

And they flee. Well


All but one.

Ugh... You’re squishing me...
Too bad dude.


What happened to Celebi?!
Where’s Dialga?!
Sableye: Ugh... M... Master Dialga... Ran off in pursuit of Celebi...
All right, that makes sense. (Hard to imagine Dialga ‘running’ though)

T-to... Frozen Island...
To what now

Grovyle: Frozen Island?
Dusknoir: That solitary island to the south of here!?
… as opposed to a collection of islands, or.?

Is that right?!
Sableye: Y-yeah! That’s right...

Dusknoir pushes him down. (Kind of unnecessary don’t you think...?)

Ooogh... Ahem...
Grovyle: Beat it!
Sableye: Eeee... eeeeeeeeeek!

well bye

Grovyle: Frozen Island... Is it a different land?
… they just said it was an island so

Dusknoir: That’s right. We’ll have to move across space.
You have to WHAT NOW
Isn’t that what you have been doing though? Like. That’s what. Living? Is?

Grovyle: How do we do that?
Dusknoir: Don’t worry.
If we follow the cliff south from here...
The Porygon there will send us across space.
where’s Palkia and how is he involved with all this though

Let’s go.

Dusknoir what are you doing

Dusknoir: Oh, it’s nothing...
It’s just... my arms...
I feel like I’ve regained the strength in my arms.
… oh, have you now...

Grovyle: …! (Now that you mention it...)
(Earlier, when he was pushing around the Sableye, that incredible power...)
I’d be pretty damn scared if someone else was committing assault with “incredible power” dunno bout yall

(There’s no mistaking it...)
(Gengar’s power is growing stronger than ever before...)
Well... ugh... damn.

(I wonder if his wounds have completely healed...
The ones you gave him?

Dusknoir: Heh-heh-heh... My strength... My strength is returning...
Well. That isn’t good.

Grovyle: ….....

Regardless, we head south and arrive at the cliffs’ entrance.

Once we pass through here, we’ll come to the place where the Porygon live.
Grovyle: Celebi and Dialga have already gone to Frozen Island.
and left us here to Die

Let’s hurry.
All righty.


Here’s Spacial Cliffs. I don’t know about you but this doesn’t really look like cliffs so much as generic (future) mountain terrain? But what do I know.
Music
Pokémon: Haunter, Beldum, Misdreavus, Koffing, Shedinja, Banette, Mismagius


This one is ten floors.


Um
hello?

Music: In the Future

Porygon: M... Master Dusknoir?
Dusknoir: It’s been a while.
… wait you know him?
And why “master” Dusknoir?

The reason I’ve come here...
I bet you can guess at what I am going to request?
Porygon: Th-that’s... difficult. We’re being held back by Sableye...
I don’t see any Sableye what are you on about.

Porygon: And... Behind you, Master Dusknoir is...
Beh- oh. Grovyle. Lmao


Dusknoiiiir stop being overly obnoxious and threatening

Porygon: Wawawawawa!
Porygon: We’ll do it! We’ll do it! Th-this way, please!

“this way” they said and then we kind of moved up like 3 steps. Ok

Don’t move.

WELL THEN



(This is lovely)

Music

Dusknoir: Frozen Island.
Before time stopped, it was called Blizzard Island...
So this is another reference (after Temporal Tower) to the world of the past in the world of the future. I thought that was a really cool design choice/connection to make, I liked that they linked the two worlds like this.

Blizzard Island didn’t look like this in the past though sadly :( we’ll fix time!!!

Now that the world has plunged into darkness... it’s much more severe...
“It,” what is “it”? What are you referring to? The island? How??

It’s become closed off.

IT’S AN ISLAND

Grovyle: So... Where do we go, then?

Well hello.

Grovyle: What was that?
Dusknoir: It’s the Snorunt. I believe they live around here.
Well I mean YEAH if they’re on the CLOSED OFF ISLAND I would SUSPECT they live around here.

Snorunt: Gigii...
Grovyle: H-hey! Wait up a moment!
Snorunt: Gigii?
how......... eloquent


You have fun with that.

I think you would have noticed if anyone other than us came through here recently...
Er... I mean yeah?

Did you see anyone?
Snorunt: Gigii? Gigigii?
They sound confused


What are you like... conferencing?

Gii.
Gigii.
Grovyle: If you’ve noticed anyone, anything at all, please tell me!
It’s really important!
You sound like almost angry, I don’t know if that will go across very well

Snorunt: Gii!
Gii! Gii!

Snorunt: Giiii...
Giiii giiii...
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
CAN GROVYLE EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU
WHAT IS THIS

Then Snorunt gets angry.


:(

Grovyle: GWAH!
Snorunt: GWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Why are you so happy about being so mean to poor Grovyle :(

Then they run off.

Grovyle: Bah... Argh! They’re no help!
Yeah you got attacked.

They’re just teasing me!
Dusknoir: The attitudes of the Pokémon living in this world of darkness are a bit warped...
… you KNOW THIS and yet you still don’t want to change it.?

Music: Dark Ice Mountain

Grovyle. I suspect you know better than anyone else.
I know I don’t really know where it would be best to go...
However, I believe if we follow the path that lies ahead of here, it would be best.
… well yeah. It’s. A path.

I suspect the Sableye will have laid other traps, so we should proceed with caution.
are they smart enough for that

Grovyle: Yes, I see. … However...
The ones we met... If we see them again...
:( grovyle.

Dusknoir: … (However, the Snorunt could tease him like that...)
(This guy... Sometimes he can be so innocent...)
I suspect that might be why he wants to change things.

(No.)
(That’s why his heart is not influenced by the power of the darkness...)
… yeah something like that.


Top-screen map. I love this. It’s beautiful.


And now we’re in the dungeon. Which is decidedly less gray than the other dungeons! Hooray.
Pokémon: Banette, Gengar, Skarmory, Metang, Lickilicky, Tangrowth, Duskull
(…

… where are the Ice-types)


That looks pretty cool. The water I mean.


Ten floors in and we’re at... a midpoint?

We will reach the peak soon, it seems.
Dusknoir: Yes.
However, I don’t know what lies ahead for us.
That’s fair I guess. Who knows who might be there?

Be prepared.
Will do.


The peak.
Pokémon are all the same except no Banette.


OH JEEZ OH NO

… because Skarmory might have Agility I’m using an Orb lol


Four floors later and we’re at the peak.

Grovyle: It seems this is the pinnacle.
And it looks like the trail heads down the mountain from here.
It should be much easier.
Well, yeah, going down is much easier than going up.


You can’t see, but the boulder is shaking wildly.

Grovyle: What?!
I was too late on the screenshot key but the boulder falls as Dusknoir rushes forward.

Gwaaaaaaaahhh!!

Huh...

Grovyle: D-Dusknoir!
Y-you protected me!? Why’d you protect me?!
Don’t question it, bud.


Well... shit

Grovyle: Are you all right?!
Dusknoir: Ugh... N-never mind that...
Look out... They’re coming...
Excuse me ???


UM


WELL SHIT
Music: Rising Fear

Dusknoir: Glalie... They have the power to do whatever they wish with ice...
B-but...
… yes?!

Glalie: GOGI!
GOGIGI!
Dusknoir: But looking at them, they seem to be so influenced by the darkness that they’ve lost themselves.
… yes. YES, that IS a PROBLEM
NOW DO U SEE WHY GROVYLE DOES WHAT HE DOES

Seems like they became more vicious.
WELP,,,

Glalie: GOGIGIGIGI!
Grovyle: Humph! We’re gonna have to try to take these guys!
Yeah I guess we’re not getting through otherwise.

Dusknoir: Don’t believe there are only these guys, Grovyle!
UM
EXCUSE
ME

Grovyle: What?!

WELP THAT DOESN’T SOUND TOO GOOD

Grovyle: Wh-what!?

Oh well at least Grass is super effective I guess.

But um. That is an annoying amount of Ice-types for Grovyle to fight. Not to mention Dusknoir’s punch is Ice Punch and not Thunder/Fire Punch.

Grovyle: He’s a...?!
Dusknoir: He’s a Mamoswine!
Among Ice types... Mamoswine is said to be the strongest Pokémon!
Well... dang

Mamoswine: BUAAAAOOOOOOON!
Dusknoir: H-here they come!

FIGHT TIME.
Unfortunately neither Grovyle nor Dusknoir can get a hit in with their range attacks because of positioning! Swell.
So I lead with Grovyle using a Gravelerock on Mamoswine.


And we’re here. I set Dusknoir to use only Will-o-Wisp, Shadow Punch, and Shadow Sneak.

First turn Grovyle attacks the Glalie with Leaf Blade.


Two turns later, one down and a burned Glalie...


… good :( Well, all three Glalie are in kill range.


A couple of turns later, Mamoswine goes down as a result of Dusknoir laser-focusing on it and Grovyle’s Absorb. Just one left...


And we’re done.


Mamoswine: BUAOOOOOOO...

lmao bye
(The Glalie flee too.)

Grovyle: Looks like we’ve driven them away.

WELP

Dusknoir: Oof... I think I was injured by that chunk of ice...
Ya don’t. Say.

Grovyle: Dusknoir...
… I think it would be smart if we hid for now.
Probs.

There’s a crack in that ridge over there. Let’s go.

What is it with you and thinking like, Holes On The Side are enough to protect from watchful eyes. I mean. Maybe it will work. But from the bird’s-eye perspective it doesn’t seem much like it should.

Let’s rest awhile.
We’ll head out again after a short time.
Sounds good.

Dusknoir: …......
Music

... (Grovyle... He’s...)
(I’ve noticed his amazing judgment and leadership ability.)
He is pretty good at this, huh.

(When he was working with Alti and Ray...)
(He made it through a lot of tough situations...)
(However... His strength and endurance...)
(He has a strong will and doesn’t believe in failure...)
Which is good for us and the whole future of the planet. Go Grovyle.

(I wonder where all that came from...)
moar Grovyle backstory fics needed asap plzthx

Grovyle: By the way... that time...
When that chunk of ice started falling straight onto my head...
Don’t tell me you... You were trying to protect me...
Literally what other reason might he have had for trying to prevent Grovyle’s death? I mean.

Dusknoir: It’s a misunderstanding, Grovyle.
ok??????

Let’s get this straight... I really despise you.
I really didn’t want to help you in any way.
You could have just let him die lmao. No more threat to you in this timeline!!

Still, I protected you...
Because I believe I need your strength right now...
To take out that new henchman.
I mean I guess that’s fair. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe.

Are you saying I should help you? To take down the new henchman, that is?
… doesn’t it serve your best interest to do that though???

Dusknoir: The new henchman is the final agent.
Even if I hadn’t asked you, you were going to challenge him anyway, weren’t you?
Exactly!

In order to take on the new henchman... you and I should team up.
I guess I kind of thought that was sort of taken for granted.

Depending on the situation... we may need to defeat Master Dialga as well...
Well, I knew that was Grovyle’s intent. At least to battle him if nothing else.

That situation would be ideal for you, I believe...
exACTly!

Grovyle ponders a second.

Grovyle: … How are your wounds from that chunk of ice?
Dusknoir: They’re nothing to worry about.
A giant ice-boulder fell on your head. I don’t think you have Wigglytuff’s demonic powers of exploding items either.

And compared to earlier, I appear to have regained much of my strength.
That’s a bit scary I think

Dusknoir: The damage I received from fighting you before is much more intense, even now.
Well dang.

Grovyle: Humph. If you can come up with a load of complaints like that, you must be fine.
lmao nice

We’ll head out in a little while.
grovyle has Decided

Dusknoir: But first... Something I wanted to ask...
Eh?

Grovyle: What is it?
Dusknoir: Grovyle... You...
Music: Living Spirit

You... Why do you fight so hard like this?
Oh. We’re about to get deep. I see.

Before you... you said it was for the future...
You said... you fight... for a new life...
But if you do, you’ll disappear.
Your existence... will end.
So it goes. I’d do the same.


I can see that.

To make myself disappear.
I will not allow it.
Hence our fights.

With all that said... Why do you fight so hard for such a goal?
Grovyle: … Dusknoir.
I understand that you don’t want to disappear...
But me... This is what I think.
Even if we were to disappear...
Even if I were to disappear... I wouldn’t truly disappear.
You’d still have saved the world and all the Pokémon. Your influence would be everywhere and in everything, every blade of grass, gust of wind, drop of rain...
Something like that?

Dusknoir: What?
Grovyle: Everything ends eventually.
That’s a bit nihilist for Pokémon but it is true.

Even if history is not changed... Even if the world of darkness continues in its current state...
Eventually the day will come when I won’t be here anymore.
This is true.

Since that’s the case, the timing of it doesn’t matter.
Hm...

The important thing is not how long you live...

This is absolutely true. You can make an impact on the world or you can do everything you ever want to do, but either way it’s up to you to make the most of the time you have.

Dusknoir: … (With your life...)
(With your life... What you... accomplish...)
It sounds like he’s thinking about it quite a bit.


I want to prove that I exist.
; ; it’s so sweet.

If I could do something really important... That would definitely carry on into the future.
And the past, as it goes here.

No... Not just into the future.
In Alti’s and Ray’s future too...
Right. Everything is changed.


In them, my spirit is alive.
Absolutely. I’ll attest to that.
(And not just Alti and Ray, too. I think this whole thing affected a lot of players in a very meta way. I’m trying to get to the core of that from a musical standpoint in my thesis...)

And that spirit could be passed along to others.
And so, if I were to disappear... I think all that I have accomplished will go on.
Absolutely.

That is...
That would mean... that it’s living, right?
In the truest sense possible.

(I love Grovyle and I love his rhetoric, okay)

Dusknoir: … (Even if I disappear... I still live on...)

Yeah, you’re getting it!

A slight pause, and...
Grovyle: We’ve rested enough. Shall we go?
Yes, yes we shall.


Um
This is cool as hell??? Oh my god it is SO beautiful. I’m a sucker for icy landscapes like this.
(DS aaaaaaaart!)
Music


UM
YES?????


They’re all sparking intermittently. What is this...

Grovyle: …......
Those ice pillars stand out in places...
At the top of those pillars... There’s something placed there...
… weird pink sparkly electricity?

They’re crackling with electricity...
I wouldn’t say it’s “placed” there, but okay.

This is a strange place...

Oh dear.


… can you not See it

Dusknoir: Relax. He’s different from the ones we encountered before.
but how can you tell?

Grovyle: I know. I wasn’t looking for revenge or anything.
I want to talk to him.
… can he even talk back lol

Dusknoir: It’s useless to talk.
Yea what he said.

You’ll just end up with another painful experience.
… but I thought you said that he was different from the other ones?????

Grovyle: But... There’s no trail, so we have no other way...



okay you SAY that but it certainly LOOKS like there’s a path leading to the right!

Grovyle: Hey! You!
Snorunt: Gii...?!

it
doesnt
really look like it’s running away but ok?

I just want to talk.
Snorunt: Gigii?
Grovyle: If you know, please tell me...
Before us... did anyone come through here?

Yeah see I told you he wouldn’t say anythWait, what
WHY ARE YOU SAYING “GIGII” ALL THE TIME IF YOU CAN TALK ?????

Snorunt: Yeah, I saw them!
A bunch of scary-looking Pokémon went through here in a group!
well knowing this game that’s probably the Sableye lol


… oh


Dusknoir’s intrigued too I see
Music: Growing Anxiety

Where did they go?
Snorunt: They went that way!
They went into Icicle Forest...
I mean I guess this does look like an icicle forest.

Grovyle: Did you see only Sableye?
Snorunt: No. It wasn’t just Sableye.
Now that you mention it.
Incomplete sentence.

The Sableye were carrying a Pokémon.

WELP I THINK I KNOW WHO THAT IS

Grovyle: Celebi!
… (C-Celebi’s already... been captured...)
So it seems. Time to embark on a Quest to save her... and the world. Again.

Dusknoir: Any other Pokémon?
Oh, right, the henchman.

I believe there should have been a Pokémon that looked much stronger than the Sableye with them...
… how can you tell that just by looks when it comes to Pokémon?

Snorunt: Umm... Let me see...

We are interrupted by... a whole pillar going nuts?


THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD AT ALL.


OH MY GOODNESS WHAT

Grovyle: The pillar’s electricity...
Dusknoir: Has gotten pretty intense...

are you laughing or scared I can’t. Tell.


Scared I. Guess.
The electricity stops.

Dusknoir: … It looks like it’s calmed down...
Grovyle: Hey... What is with him all of a sudden...?
… he got scared can you blame him

Dusknoir: At any rate... Celebi and the Sableye should be up ahead.
I couldn’t get Snorunt to confirm it...
But there’s a good chance that Master Dialga and his new henchman will be there.
Unfortunately.

Grovyle: Yeah. That was our first clue.
We won’t let them get away!
Dusknoir: Focus, and let’s go!
All right, let’s!
… Next time. (Based on how long this update is I’m pretty sure the next one is way too long to put into this. What remains is pretty emotionally-charged too and I’d kind of like it to be its own thing.)

Comment!
 
God yeah. He's got such good perspective. And it's so applicable to real life too, not just the game. It's so deep and Grovyle is fantastic and I love him


Anyway so here we are with the rest of Special Episode 5! Following this I'm taking a break from the game... mostly because I'm going to the beach for a week and don't want to do much of anything lmao. Gonna be relaxing and not worrying about this let's play or work or my thesis or any damn thing.

[insert aggretsuko "WE DESERVE A VACATION"]

But have very emotional Pokémon before I go. When we last left off we were about to traverse Icicle Forest in our attempt to find Celebi.


Top screen for reference.


The most interesting-looking dungeon so far imo. Shame it’s JUST as colorless as the rest.
Pokémon: Gengar, Weezing, Ditto, Cacturne, Metagross, Lickilicky, Gliscor, Drifblim
… just as few Ice-types as the last dungeon.

Music: Icicle Forest
(Probably my favorite dungeon track from PMD2. I need to arrange this sometime soon...)


Water here too. It’s vaguely blue? Good?


Ten floors.

Dusknoir: I think the Sableye are up ahead.
Let’s proceed with caution.
Sounds good.


More electric ice pillars...


It looks like the deepest part of this ice-covered forest.
Grovyle: Over there... I can see a remarkably large ice pillar...
There’s a mysterious feeling in the air... Is that...
This doesn’t necessarily bode well


… ‘egad’???

Over there... Just past those four huge pillars... Can you see anything?
Uh

Grovyle: Yes! I can!
Well?

Dusknoir: Looks like someone’s lying there unconscious...
Celebi? Dialga? The henchman?
… Do you at least have a vague color or shape or... anything?

Grovyle: Come on!

What is this with the weird ice spikes


Oh shit

Music: Rising Fear

Celebi! Can you hear me?! It’s me! It’s Grovyle!
I hope she’s all right, Grovyle sounds desperate :(

Celebi: …......

What does it look like? Do you recognize the Spiritomb from when that happened in the main game...?

There’s an Odd Keystone nearby... That means...
Oh, okay, he does recognize it. Good.

Spiritomb: HEE-hee!

… hello? Why do you look upset though.
Are you the new henchman?? Somehow that doesn’t feel right

Grovyle: Spiritomb! You!
Why have you done this to Celebi?!
The Future Is Evil.

Spiritomb: HEE-hee! HEE hee! You’re wrong! You’re wrong!
… am I

This was... This was not OUR doing!
This is very clearly Spiritomb-energy. What do you mean by that

Grovyle: Don’t lie!
… yeah what he said

Grovyle: Explain why Celebi is like this...
You’ve done this to me before, so I know it’s you!
Glad to see that we’re referencing that.

Besides, if you didn’t do this to Celebi, then who else could have...

The screen kind of... pulses with Grovyle at the center. There’s no real good way to describe or screenshot it.

(What is this sensation...)
(Why... I don’t understand why...)
(Every nerve in my body is bristling!)
(Th-this is a bad sign!)
(My instincts are screaming out that something’s very wrong!)
Then do something about it...

(But... where is this feeling coming from?!
Okay I guess if you can’t pinpoint it then there isn’t much to be done...

Spiritomb: HEE-hee! You’re wrong! Please believe us!
Huh...

Grovyle: … (What is it trying to tell me, this overpowering sense of dread?!)
(What have I failed to understand?! What am I wrong about?!)
I don’t know if you can really blame yourself for... whatever this is...?


OH
HEY
WHAT

Grovyle: Celebi! You’re awake!
Spiritomb: Y-you! You SURE picked a strange time to wake up!
… what???

If we’d let you FLEE, we...
So you did do it!

Grovyle: Let Celebi go, Spiritomb!
If you won’t let her go, I’ll knock you out! Don’t make me use force!

What?

Grovyle: Wh...

WHAT
EXCUSE ME
?????


OH MY GOD WHAT

Grovyle: GWAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahh!
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS GOOD IS THIS


Oh what is this. What did you do! What is this!!!

Grovyle: GWAAA! Y-YOU!!
ARGH! (My strength... I’m losing my strength!)
What is up with this pink electricity shit, what is it doing??

... (Th... This is...)

… uh
what?
What is that supposed to mean...

We’re all done here, so we’ll just be on our WAY... But behind Grovyle is...
You recognize Dusknoir...?

Dusknoir... We can GO, right?
Grovyle: What... What are you saying?!
That’s what I want to know.


What is this...

Remain with us a little longer!
DUSKNOIR WHAT IS THIS ABOUT

Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh!

why
why is this happening

Spiritomb: HEE-hee! HEE-hee HEE-hee!

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Music

Grovyle: Dusknoir! YOU! What’s going on?!
Dusknoir: Listen, Grovyle!
Master Dialga’s new henchman... From the start, it was never revealed...
… correct?

Grovyle: What?!
Dusknoir: Everything... Everything has gone according to my plan.
What plan, WHAT are you TALKING ABOUT what are you DOING

This Icicle Forest is a special place...

your spirit will WHAT NOW
EXCUSE
ME????

It was surprisingly easy to get you to stand in the center of these four pillars...
That’s where the power is the most concentrated.
That’s horrifying! How do you know this? Has it happened to other Pokémon?
… Is there other stuff in the future like this????

Grovyle: Ulp! (M-my spirit... will be melted away?!)
Dusknoir: My plan, elegant and useful... It’s this...
Grovyle... I lured you here for this purpose.
After your spirit has been melted away, I will use your body...


I have a sinking feeling I know where this is going...

Grovyle: Wh-what?!
Dusknoir: If Grovyle goes back to the past...

Oh, don’t you dare. I will come into that game and fight you in person Dusknoir just you try me.

They won’t be the slightest bit suspicious... They will accept you as their friend.
You piece of shit.

Sadly, the two innocents will be unaware of one flaw in their happiness.
“sadly” yeah “sadly” “sadly” he says like it means something to him

The body will be Grovyle’s... but the consciousness will be – me!
Everything we’ve done has been in preparation for this.
Including the ice boulder?

The new agent... In fact –

sick. Just sick

Uwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Grovyle: No, oh no! Dusknoir! This can’t be real!
Grovyyyyyyle :( oh my god no

I mean... When did you plan...
yeah I WAS WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME

Y-you and I returned together to this world from the past.
There wasn’t any time when you could have told this plan to the Sableye.
and they’re too dumb to figure it out themselves I’m sure

So how did you...

What

When we returned to this world... And saw the Sableye the first time.

… eh?


Yeah... so...

I thought I was the first of us to wake up...
… wait...

That was incorrect...
oh
oh no

It was the other way around!
Dusknoir regained consciousness before I did.
So he woke up first and talked to the Sableye.
Oh that’s horrid. So just about every single thing that happened to us this ENTIRE TIME was staged.
Christ.

This... plan of his...

Don’t insult me like that.

Dusknoir: HA HA HA HAH HAH HAH!

JEEEESUS CHRIST STOP THAT


Celebiiiii :(

Dusknoir: Hm hm hm ha. You’ve been in my way the entire time...
And now your time is up.
No...

And when I inhabit your empty shell and return to the past...
It will be child’s play to take down Alti and Ray!
NO...


That sounds horrific, oh my god


No!

Grovyle: Oh! Was I... Was I too trusting...
baaab :((((((

I thought I could... But I... Believed you...
Grovyle...

Dusknoir: That’s right, Grovyle.
Your weak point is that you’re too kind.
It’s his strength... his raison d’être.... but now...

I’ve said it before. Allow me to repeat it for emphasis. I really despise you.
Clearly.

Even when I shielded you... It was simply according to plan.
… so was the ice boulder falling plan or not then


Dusknoir: HA HA HA HA! You can babble whatever you like!
In the end, you have lost!
Eugh...

You’ve lost because... you trusted me!
fffffff


… huh?

I... wasn’t wrong...
I... I still... trust you...
… Excuse me?

Dusknoir: Do my ears deceive me?!
Do mine?

HA HA HA HA! You say that, even after all I’ve done...
You still have trust? In me?
I mean...

Grovyle: Y-yes...
Music: Proud Accomplishment

Despite that... I know what’s in your heart, Dusknoir...
We had a moment of understanding...

You turned away...

Grovyle: Ah yes. I’m sure as sure can be.
While we were on our adventure...
When we were pressing on through the dungeons... Surmounting all challenges...
While you were behind me...

Huh...

Dusknoir: Wh-what are you saying?! That’s impossible!
Well... you sound pretty flustered.

I meant what I said! I despise you!
That’s all you sensed!
You say that...

Grovyle: I ask you to remember more carefully. It’s not just something I sensed.
I’m very cautious.
And even with caution in place, while we were on this adventure together... I decided to trust you...
Huh... I guess.


... A spirit of loyalty.
Loyalty?

I could clearly sense your spirit. Your... your shining spirit.
Shining, huh.

Dusknoir: Sh-shine...
Shining... My spirit...
Not so sure of your hatred for Grovyle now, huh?

Mine...
Grovyle: You’ve pledged loyalty to Primal Dialga...
So you’re trying to protect this world of darkness.
But that just comes from the desire not to disappear.
Right, the same self-preservation that Dialga himself seeks. Right?


Hm.

To survive like this, here... Is there any honest happiness in that for you?
Dusknoir isn’t Darkrai after all...


I’m gonna cry y’all

Dusknoir: What it truly means to live...
My... meaning...

I want to prove that I exist.
If I could do something really important... That would definitely carry on into the future.
No... Not just into the future.
In Alti’s and Ray’s future too...
My spirit has become part of them, I believe.
In them, my spirit is alive.
And that spirit could be passed along to others.
And so, if I were to disappear... I think all that I have accomplished will go on.
That is...
That would mean... that it’s living, right?

I don’t think he was faking this contemplation.

(My spirit is... alive!)

Yep.

Grovyle: Please remember, Dusknoir!
What I sensed in the dungeon that time... Your shining spirit!
Dusknoir: M-my... spirit?
Grovyle’s really getting to him...

There’s nothing that... Nothing shines like that!
You’re... You’re deluding yourself!

… I think Dusknoir’s having a crisis.

Sableye: M-Master Dusknoir! A-are you all right?!
Dusknoir: Shut up!

He strikes them down. (Guess the Sableye abuse was never staged.)

Sableye: GWAH!

You can’t change that!

(Then... Grovyle’s... existence!)
(Only... it’s too late now!)
Aaaaaaaaaaahooooooooohhhh!
Sableye: M-Master Dusknoir...

It’s the same for you!
True... and they aren’t just servants in the new life.

Haven’t you ever thought of the future or a new life?
Giving in to Primal Dialga and living your whole life in darkness...
Is that truly what you want?
I’d guess it’s not so for all of them.

Sableye! What does your heart tell you?
Your sense of self-respect... Where has it gone?
Oh, man, that’s harsh...


But maybe it’d work.


But have his words come too late?

GYAAROOOH! (Th-the electric... The electrical discharge is getting stronger...)
… (C-can’t hold on! My strength...)
(My strength... is draining away...)
Celebi: If this goes on, Grovyle can’t...
Can’t live, can’t convince anyone of anything...

Spiritomb!
Spiritomb: HEE-hee!

He’s someone to appeal to too, I guess.

You can move, can’t you?! Do something!
Spiritomb: HEE-hee! HEE-hee!

Oh no...


Oh, this is bad.

... (My spirit... is going to melt away...)
GYAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaarrrrrrrooooh!

Oh no...

My consciousness... My spirit...
Finally... fading...
The screen whites out – but a sudden noise, and...




Dusknoir: Uhhhh... uhhhh...
Celebi: Dusk... Dusknoir...
Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh?! Master Dusknoir...

So it seems.

Grovyle: …! Gasp...
Th-this is...
Celebi: Grovyle! Are you all right?!
Grovyle: Ooof uhhh... Barely...
D-Dusknoir... You saved me...
Dusknoir: …......

Oh no what is this


OH NO OH MAN


OH NO HE’S HERE

Dusknoir: M-Master Dialga!
Dialga: GRRR-OOOOOO...OOOOO!

He attacks Dusknoir.

Sableye: M-Master Dusknoir...
Dusknoir: GRRR-OOOOO... OOOOOH!
He approaches Dusknoir and strikes again.

Dusknoir: GWOOOOOoooohhhh!
Sableye: M-Master Dusknoir...
Sableye: Master Dusknoir... We must protect him! Let’s go!
Sableye: Wheh-heh-heh!

Oh wow.


Well... what did you think would happen...

Dusknoir: Y-you...

Meanwhile...

My body... It won’t do what I tell it to...

Oh dear.

Dialga: GRRR-OOOOO...OOOOOH!

Will you stop being a prick and help now?


Yep he took the curse off Celebi and fled.

Celebi: My... my paralysis is gone!
Dialga!
Grovyle: …! S-stop!
Don’t! Celebi!

Excuse me what

Celebi: Waaah! Wh-what?!

Beautiful. That’s what.

Grovyle: If I remember right... That’s called... an aurora...
Music: Time Gear Remix

Celebi: !?
Dusknoir: A wind... A wind has started blowing...
And up in the sky, there’s an aurora... That means...
The sun... The air has started to move...
Okay but auroras are caused by solar winds affecting the Earth’s magnetic field. It’s been night-time in the dark future for – all this time – so theoretically auroras should have still been visible... unless the sun itself was the REAL issue of paralysis.
Or unless destroying Temporal Tower destroyed the entire concept of time for the whole universe?
Wish I had a better answer.

The paralyzed planet... has started to move again!
Shit...

Grovyle: C-could it be? History has finally... changed...
You did it... Alti... Ray...

… Dialga?

GI! GIGIGIGIGI!
The screen starts shaking...

Grovyle: Dialga...
Primal Dialga has become more ferocious!
Well shit...

Dialga: GRRR-OOOOO... OOOOOH!

He kind of lets out a light that pushes Dusknoir away, and then his chest gem begins to glow.


Um


I guess he just... left?

Dusknoir: D-don’t worry... I’m fine...
It’s more important to... follow Master Dialga...
The rest of you, take care of Grovyle and Celebi...
H-hurry...
So some of them head for Grovyle and Celebi and the others stay with Dusknoir.


So here we are, wherever “here” is.
Music

Sableye: Y-yes. There’s no mistaking it.
Master Dialga was enveloped in this light...
And then he vanished in the direction of this awesomely vast mountain...
Celebi: It’s hopeless...
Grovyle: What’s wrong, Celebi?

Oh, yeah?
(What, do they exist in random locations around the world like Time Gears??)

Celebi: You know what’s strange!?
Even though I was caught, I never said where the Passage of Time was...
How do you know about them and Dialga doesn’t, anyway?

Dusknoir: Master Dialga went into even more of a rampage...
He’s no longer acting rationally.
was he ever

Maybe his instinct, pressed by his increased ferociousness...
Made him head for the Passage of Time.
Weird but okay.

Grovyle: If Dialga were to hit the Passage of Time while he’s not in his right mind...
What would happen, Dusknoir?
Dusknoir: If that occurs...
Now that the world has finally started to move... I don’t know what would happen...
(What, would it have been different if the world was still paralyzed?)

We need to stop him quickly...
“We”, huh...

Grovyle: The light has gotten much brighter, huh?
… (The sun is rising.)
(Dawn is near.)
Dusknoir: It took a long time to recover.
From here on, Grovyle and I...
And Celebi, we’ll move as a group of three.
We need to fight as hard as we possibly can to stop Master Dialga...
I guess there’s no question about Dusknoir’s loyalty to this cause anymore, huh.

But, on the other hand, we’ll be far less mobile if we bring the Sableye along.
rip sableye

If we’re not in time, then that’s the end.
Grovyle: Understood.
Dusknoir: All right. Let’s prepare, and then let’s go.
Sounds go-

Grovyle! Celebi too!
Dusknoir: What is it?
Sableye: We’re ready too!
Yeah?

For the future... Master Dialga needs to come to his senses!
aaaaaa ; ;

Dusknoir: Yes, I understand. This is the final fight.
We must bring Master Dialga back to his senses.
Music: Vast Ice Mountain

Grovyle: … (That’s right. This is what I’ve been fighting for all this time.)
(Just a little more.)

… Grovyle...
Oh dear.

... Huh? What was that?
D-don’t... tell me... (Don’t tell me this is...!)
Celebi: … Huh?
Grovyle, what’s wrong?
Grovyle: … No... it’s nothing...
… (Alti... Just a little more...)
I figured we... already did it...?

(Everything we’ve done so far...)
(Just a little more and we can achieve our goals...)

Will do, Grovyle.
Will do.


Top screen & background shot.


And Vast Ice Mountain.
Celebi has Heal Bell, Recover, Magical Leaf, and Ancientpower.
Pokémon: Gengar, Aerodactyl, Smoochum, Shedinja, Dusclops, Absol, Metagross, Magnezone, Gliscor

Finally, an Ice-type, even if it’s just one.

Side note: The music for this incorporates the Sacrifice motive. I wish I had room to talk about that in my thesis. It’s so powerful.


Water...


Nine floors in...
Music: Vast Ice Mountain Peak

We’ve climbed pretty far... Where is this?
Is it much farther to reach the pinnacle?
Celebi: No, not at all. The pinnacle is only a little farther.
Good.

Dusknoir: I’ve been thinking about what could have happened, since we haven’t seen Master Dialga so far...
Grovyle: Right. I think he may have reached the pinnacle already.
Seems likely...

Let’s hurry.
So we shall.


Pokémon are the same as before.


… COOL
We take them out with a Petrify Orb. I’m not really in the mood to fight this one though.


After eight floors, we reach the Pinnacle.

Primal Dialga!

He isn’t in the best shape...

GI! GIGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!
GRRR-OOOOO... OOOOOH!

Stooooop let us fight


Looks like we all got hurt...

Grovyle: Guh... A-are you all right?
Celebi: Yeah! But...
But Dialga... He seems to be in pain...
No kidding...

Dialga: GIGI... GIGIGIGIGIGIGI...
Dusknoir: The planet’s moving again...
It seems to be hurting Master Dialga’s darkened heart!
I... guess that makes the most sense...?

Grovyle: Celebi! Look behind Dialga!
Celebi: Yeah! The Passage of Time!

Cool.

Dialga roars again...
Dusknoir: It would be very dangerous if the Passage of Time were to be damaged!
It would?

Grovyle: Th-this area... Just little by little, this area...
Celebi: It’s becoming brighter...

I missed some wind rippling across the rock. That’s the white patch behind Grovyle.

Dialga: GIGIGIGIGI!

… Looks like it...


And them too...

Our... our bodies too?!
Dusknoir: History is being distorted!
Music: Dialga’s Fight to the Finish!

Celebi: History... distorted?!
Grovyle: Our... The end is coming... It’s getting close!
Celebi: What?!
Dusknoir: Until we disappear, we should do everything we can to bring Dialga back to his senses!
Grovyle: Oh! For the future!

... (Alti! Ray!)
(Please! Lend me your strength! Our final strength!)
Let’s go.



Dialga roars...


And here we are.
Dusknoir is set to use Will-o-Wisp and Celebi Ancientpower... Not that it matters a whole lot for the first turn. Grovyle throws an Iron Thorn.


On the second turn, Grovyle uses Dig, which will (hopefully) get a hit on Dialga when it approaches. Assuming it doesn’t use Roar of Time or something, that is...


Crap. At least Grovyle avoids damage?


This time we get to attack – and Dialga misses with Dragon Claw.

Now Dusknoir is set to use Ice Punch exclusively.

Dialga hits Celebi with Roar of Time a turn later as Grovyle is underground – but fortunately Celebi is the one with Recover!


And... it isn’t a hard fight to win with this trio.


We did it, we beat hi-


Oh... not again.


… oh.

All three of the heroes collapse as well.

Dusknoir: GUHGUHH!
M-my body... My body’s heavy!
Celebi: B-but... We did it...
Grovyle: Yeah...
We’ve finally defeated Primal Dialga...
Daybreak is near... Now... Now we can only wait...
Here... For the end to come...

So it seems...


Dialga...

Dialga: GROOH... GROOOOH...

He’s gone...

Grovyle: D-Dialga...!

Dusknoir...
Who’s going to bring us back this time? Anyone?
Or is this truly the end?

Grovyle: Dusknoir!
Celebi: Oooohh...

Everyone...

Dusknoir: GUUUuuuhhhh... Grovyle...

Music: In the Morning Sun

My... my life...
Did it shine...?
Dusknoir...

Grovyle: Yes. Extraordinarily.
Dusknoir: … I am glad...
I-I am...
I am, up to the very end... not wavering... Honestly...
I lived...
Because of you, Grovyle... Thanks to you...
aaaaa ; ;

Thanks to you... I...

Good. I’m glad. I’m so glad.


And he’s gone too...

Grovyle: Dusknoir...
GUUuhh!

Here it is...

... Me too... Me too... So slowly...
I hope it’s painless.

C-Celebi...

I’m going to cry

Celebi: Yes... I’m fine...

Oh. The light...

Grovyle: Th-this is...
Oh... It’s the morning sun... The sun is up...

Celebi: This... this is...
Is this... the morning sun...?
I... I had no idea...

It sure is.

The sun... I had no idea that it could be this warm.
I... Being able to see the sun before the end...
And... Being able to see it with you...
I am really glad...
That I am alive... I am really glad...
Celebi... (I am crying now.)

Grovyle: I am too.
Celebi: Good-bye, Grovyle... I...
I... (I am so happy...)

So the time has come...


The Sableye, too...


The suspended boulders begin to fall.


Falling in the sunlight.


The sunlight of a new life.


(Caught this late...)




… Absolutely gorgeous.
Wait...
Why are they...

Dusknoir: Ooogh...

Huh...

I... I didn’t disappear!
Wh-why?!
Celebi: Th-that is true...
Music: A New World

We’re... not disappearing...
Grovyle: I thought if history was changed, that would be the end...
So... Why is this?
I don’t know...


The Sableye too...


Everyone...?

Grovyle: … We...
We... truly... are still here...
Celebi: Wonderful!!
But I don’t know why we were fading and then didn’t disappear...
But anyway... Everyone is alive!
Everyone is safe!
Isn’t this just an amazingly wonderful thing?!
Oh... absolutely.

Dusknoir: … If this happened, does this mean...?
This was a miracle... Can we say that...?
Maybe...


Eh?!


Huh...

Dusknoir: Master Dialga!
Dialga: FOR A VERY LONG TIME... I SAW ONLY DARKNESS...
AND DURING THAT TIME...
THE WORLD BECAME FILLED WITH CHAOS...
Dusknoir: M-Master Dialga...
Dialga: I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT!
NOW THAT THINGS HAVE BEEN RESOLVED... I’LL SUPPORT THIS NEW WORLD FROM HERE ON OUT.
Excellent.




Oh... The clouds...

Celebi: Th-this is...?
Dusknoir: Master Dialga’s... telepathy?

Oh... Oh my... Wow.

Dusknoir: Th-the land...
The land... it turned green!
Celebi: Such... such a beautiful scene...
Yes... yes it is. (Crying again.)

Grovyle: This is Dialga’s...
This is Dialga’s power!
Now that he can control time again... did he restore the land to how it “should” be at this time?


Grovyle: Dialga... I have something I want to ask...
Music: It’s Not a Miracle

Earlier when we did not disappear...
You said it wasn’t a miracle... But was it thanks to you?
He disappeared too, remember?

Dialga: NO. IT WAS NOT ME.
I DON’T HAVE THE POWER NECESSARY TO STOP YOU FROM DISAPPEARING.
But... Alti...?

HOWEVER...


THAT BEING’S POWER... COULD HAVE DONE IT.
I see...

THAT WAS SURELY... THAT POWER AT WORK, I BELIEVE.
AND SO... I MUST EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE.
IT’S WONDERFUL THAT YOU’VE RETURNED THE WORLD FROM DARKNESS FOR ME.
For everyone.

I’M TRULY... TRULY GRATEFUL.
TO YOU... AND THE ONES WHO STOPPED THE PLANET’S PARALYSIS IN THE PAST...
YOUR FRIENDS...
And now you would remember, wouldn’t you...
Grovyle: …! Th-that’s right!
We... we are still here...

Music: Thoughts for Friends

I hope you’re safe as well!?
Yes, of course.

If you didn’t disappear either... Are you still alive?
Yes... in my own time, at least.

And Ray! You...
The fate of Pokémon in the future when you changed history...
My fate and that of Alti...
I expect you’ll find out later, but right now you’re...




Music: A Message on the Wind

(If you can carry my message... Please send it to Alti and Ray!)
(Thanks to you, the future has been freed from darkness!)
(And we... and the other Pokémon in the future... are safe!)
(We didn’t disappear!)
(From now on, we’re going to combine our strengths and rebuild this world.)
(For Celebi, who has supported me all this way... After this...)
(Above all, we... are still alive!)

Music: Life Goes On! (Ending)

We are still alive!!

Oh... Oh my goodness... So beautiful...

You might be better off watching this ending scene on video.

The ending begins at 46:30.
Remember to clap when the composers’ names scroll across the screen.


A beautiful ending it was.

… So, we may be done with the Special Episode, but I’m not done with it quite yet. I want to share my thoughts on the episode as a whole, pose some questions about it for the reader, and finally do something I’ve been sitting on all game: my own personal attempt at explaining/justifying how time works in this this game. Stuff’s pretty long and may take away from your enjoyment of the emotional aspects of this update, so here are hide tags.

This episode gets a bit of a mixed reception because of what happens to Grovyle, Celebi, and Dusknoir at the end of it. A while ago, I read a very good Mystery Dungeon fanfic where the player disappears at the end of it, just as in the games (though he lives - he returns to the human world a la MD1), but never returns. The author stated they they did this because they thought the player’s reappearance kind of detracts from the emotional weight of the games’ endings. On one hand I get that, but on the other since this is a video game that continues after the ending, I think it’s important that the avatar returns for the epilogue – but from a gameplay perspective, not necessarily a story perspective.

On the other hand, there’s not really any pressing gameplay reasons for Grovyle et al to return. The episode ends there and they never get back in contact with Ray and Alti, so it “doesn’t make a difference” if they live or die. The world is the same either way.

As for me, I’m kind of mixed on it myself. On one hand, it’s nice that we get to see their pure, unadulterated joy at living – being able to continue to experience the new world and actually live for the first time in a world of light and color. I still cry at the ending just because it’s so sweet and heart-melting. On the other... I feel like it kind of detracts from their attempts at sacrifice. Grovyle, Celebi, and in the end Dusknoir all did what they did because they were more willing to save the world than themselves and were content in their own disappearance since it meant they had succeeded. But when they come back, they’re just so happy to be alive that it seems to kind of... undermine their willingness to disappear for the sake of the world. I don’t know, it just seems to exist to be sweet but doesn’t really... follow from the previous events and their previous characterization? Dusknoir questioning whether or not he did the right thing, then determining he had no regrets, on his his deathbed is lovely and sweet and heart-rending... but then he comes back. I don’t know. It just doesn’t seem to have the best impact. Though it’s Pokémon – even though it is dark as hell – so we shouldn’t expect anything other than pure sugary sweetness from this kind of ending, lol.

I know the fact that “a higher being” (implied to be Arceus, obviously) brought them back is somewhat infuriating and Deus Ex Machina-esque for a lot of players. Arceus bringing back Dialga (though... did he even need to??? but that’s in the next spoiler tab) makes sense because Dialga’s got an innate importance to the workings of the world and/or the universe. I guess if that’s the case it might make sense to “give the gift of life” to the three Pokémon and the Sableye who reversed the issues? I... don’t know why Arceus cares. It just seems too “everyone lives happily ever after” in a way.

Also, the part where the camera shows the Snorunt and Spiritomb living happily ever after is questionable – were they meant to disappear too? Probably, because Grovyle said that all the Pokémon from the future would disappear if he and Alti changed things. So Arceus brought them back too??? Why??? Did he just bring everyone back? Is the world now half made up of those from the “proper” (world is saved, continues as saved) timeline and half from the paralyzed timeline? How does that even work????
(More on this last point in the Theory of Time hide tag.)


So... okay. The world started to move again, and the sun rose, implying that Alti and Ray’s efforts to change the past, rather than causing a ripple effect that kind of “altered” the bad future into being an extension of the good present, like... kind of hit it from a distance, and missed all the interim material. Like bouncing a ball on the ground. It hits the ground once – this is Alti and Ray’s putting the Time Gears up – and then skips over some of the ground – this is the paralyzed future – and hits the ground again – this is where the future changes and Grovyle, Celebi, Dusknoir, and Dialga disappear. But all the interim “ground” (time) doesn’t get affected by the ball.

It doesn’t make any damn sense, though, as I’m sure you figured out. If Alti and Ray save the world, everything continues as normal. There’s no paralyzed future to “get fixed” in the first place because the paralyzed future never existed in the first place. So when the effects of the past quest start to show up (which is a whole other issue but that’s in the next tab), I would expect everything to just kind of shift to how it should have been rather than the paralyzed planet but it looks nice now.

And you might be wondering “but, we saw the grass and the living trees appear” - and you’re right, we did, but we also heard one of them say “this is Dialga’s power”, implying that fixing it was part of what Dialga did. It’s almost like the only issue that actually affected the paralyzed planet was that the sun never came up and fixing it made the sun turn again, but everything else has to be handled by third parties “fixing” the world. This is implied when Grovyle and Dialga suggested they have to “rebuild” the world – rebuild it from what. it was never a problem in the first place!!!!

Dialga himself is also... questionable. First, I know some people have been confused on why Dialga vanishes at all. He’s a “future Pokémon”, yes, but one who existed in the past and one who – due to his status as a legendary – is likely immortal or close to it. And it’s extremely clear that “this Dialga” is the same one that Alti and Ray fought at the end of their quest. So he should theoretically just kind of shunt into always having been sane/rational, rather than just completely disappearing.

The only good explanation I heard was, I think, by someone in the OI Discord (I think that’s where I heard it?) that the reason for the disappearances is actually more because there cannot be two of the same being in the world at the same time. Presumably, “always-good-Dialga” is in fact still present when the future changes, so Primal Dialga vanishes in order to accommodate that. When Dialga returns, either there’s now two Dialga, or – more likely to me, if I’m going to buy this theory – the memories of both Dialga kind of “merge” to create one Dialga, and Grovyle, Celebi, and Dusknoir all reappear because they never existed in the first place so there isn’t an alternative version of themselves for them to coexist with.
(Incidentally, this approach also explains why Dusknoir’s plan to use Grovyle’s body involves him showing up to Alti and Ray after they fight Dusknoir and Grovyle pushes him through the time portal. He could teleport to whenever he wanted, unless times where him or Grovyle are present are “out of bounds”.)


So this is an attempt to explain some of the time travel funkiness throughout the whole game. It doesn’t really explain all the issues I brought up in the previous couple tabs but it does attempt to justify the time travel writing in general.

The first part, the conception of time in general, is inspired by an amazing fanfic, Silver Resistance, which all of you should read since it’s great and fun. I’m not going to say too much about time travel in this fic since it’s a rather big plot point, but I’ll quote the relevant bit.

Bending down, [he] used a claw to etch a small circle into the gravelly cave floor. The Chandelure loomed closer to brighten the surface.

“For the sake of argument, pretend this circle is the time stream, the one in which you and I reside. Now...” He began to draw several lines branching out from the circle until it looked like a crude representation of the sun. “Here are the various branches of the timeline,” he continued. “Many... possibilities created by many pivotal moments in this world, the moments which are the causes of changed fates. [...]”
The “most logical” way for time travel to work, in my opinion, is that you can’t actually affect anything in the future. You go back in time and whatever you do there causes or ensures that the future plays out in the exact same way. There isn’t anything you can do to actually affect the past. The actual best use of this I’ve seen is the My Little Pony (yes yes I know) episode where Twilight is accosted by a future version of herself who looks like she’s been through hell and back, and tells past-Twilight not to do... something, we’ll never know, because her time travel ability ran out and she didn’t finish her sentence. Past-Twilight proceeds to spend the entire week being paranoid about what she might do and, in the process, accidentally gets into several accidents that make her look like she’s been through hell and back. Upon realizing that her own actions led to her looking like this, she goes to find a time travel spell so she can go back and warn her past self not to... freak out and do all the shit that made her look like she’s been through hell and back. She inadvertently completes the time-travel loop. This is the actual best “stable time loop” I’ve run across personally, but I know others probably exist.

Well, it’s pretty obvious the stable time loop isn’t how Mystery Dungeon functions. So instead I turn to the Silver Resistance model: Things go in a certain “predestined” fashion up to a point, at which several different futures are possible. The point of divergence is, roughly, Darkrai’s interference with Temporal Tower.

I’d like to take a second to explain something relating to time travel that I made up, a wildcard element regarding free will and the actions of living beings.
This is a theory that states that, while all living beings have the capability of doing many things at any given point in their life, their upbringing, nature, personality, situation, etc. makes some things more likely than others – beings have “preferences”. This is basically a way to get around the free will issue that plagues discussions of time travel. If you can see into the future, and if your future vision shows a specific event as happening, and if this is accurate, doesn’t that mean that every people in the world is going to act in a certain way such that that vision becomes reality? In other words, seeing the future is essentially admitting that people have no free will, because if they did, wouldn’t it be more possible for the vision not to happen? How can the vision even show you anything plausible, if everyone has literal millions of possibilities at any point in their life?

The preference principle is an attempt to resolve this by effectively stating that, while people do have free will, they also have preferences in their actions that make some outcomes more likely than others. I could... get up and get a snack... or a shower... or a beer, at noon... or I could kick myself in the face... or I could scream obscenities at nothing... or I could keep typing this because I want to finish this in one sitting. The most likely result is that I’ll stay here. So the most likely tomorrow is one where in the past, at 12:20 the day before, I was still sitting on a couch writing this post. So if I were to see the future now it would probably be one that was influenced by this likelihood.

The concept of “future vision” as shown in Steven Universe through Garnet/Sapphire is also indicative of the idea of the preference principle. She states that she sees time as a stream with many possible branches, but she kind of ignores/doesn’t focus on some because there’s a sense of knowing which ones are “important” (likely?) and which ones aren’t. In a recent episode, she admits to Steven that his actions in a previous episode were so unlikely, according to her future-vision, that she didn’t even see it coming. The same was true of Sapphire and Ruby’s first fusion: Sapphire saw a future, told Blue Diamond about it, but somehow Ruby managed to betray her own preferences and change the outcome, resulting in the creation of Garnet in the process. This conception of future vision gels nicely with my own preference principle.

This will become relevant for my discussion of the timeline below.


So this is my view of how the branches acted and interacted in this game:
1) The first branch: Temporal Tower is intact and will stay that way for as long as time exists. This is a good future, because Temporal Tower is never threatened and therefore there’s never any issue. We never actually see this time line. What it is is the “natural state of affairs” - how things WOULD play out – if Darkrai never meddled. Darkrai comes from this timeline. He desires a world of darkness, and knows that destroying Temporal Tower is the way to do this.
2) The second branch: Temporal Tower falls thanks to Darkrai and the world is plunged into darkness, resulting in the future that Alti, Grovyle, and Dusknoir originate from. The minute Darkrai begins to sabotage Temporal Tower is the minute the original branch gets “cut off” from existence, and is no longer a potential future. Instead, the world goes to the second branch, the “most likely” second branch – where Temporal Tower is destroyed due to a lack of outside interference. I define this as “most likely” because of the preference principle: no Pokémon has a “preference” that causes them to attempt to fix things or save the tower.
3) The third branch: Grovyle and Alti appear from nowhere, both of them perfectly fine (e.g. no amnesia/transformation on the part of Alti), and succeed in restoring Temporal Tower. This branch is never seen either, but is indicated – if Darkrai never attacked them and Dusknoir never intervened (or failed in his mission), this would presumably have been the outcome. It’s different from the second branch because Grovyle and Alti are time travelers, and there “isn’t a guarantee” that the ever got back to the past in the first place. The second branch is what happens if only Darkrai’s actions are taken into account.
4) The fourth branch: Grovyle and Alti appear from nowhere. Alti is transformed into a Pokémon in the process and loses her memory. They eventually meet up and eventually fix the problem. This is the branch that we play. This is a result of Darkrai, seeing the possibility that branch 3 may pose a threat to his nice little dark future, attempting to intervene. (This branch is kind of the result of me folding into 1 branch some related branches: In this one, the only thing known is that Grovyle and Alti travel, and Darkrai attacks them. I didn’t mention Dusknoir, so if he wasn’t there either, things could have played out very differently. I don’t want to actually talk about every single possibility since most of them are pretty inconsequential, just the big ones.

Branch 4 is the one we see. But... it wasn’t the only possibility for how that timeline ends. This is where Special Episode 5 comes into play.

5) The fifth branch: Dusknoir tricks Grovyle, takes over his body, returns to the past, and prevents Alti and Ray from saving the world – creating a dark future.

When Grovyle and Dusknoir return to the future, it is still dark. If time were linear, and if Grovyle and Alti appearing “shunted” the branch from 2 to 4, they should be returning to a nice future. What they’re actually doing, in my view, is returning to the place that is most likely based on Dusknoir’s preference principle – the future of branch 5. Grovyle’s preference principle has him trusting Dusknoir and blindly falling into his trap... which is what actually happens, and we all saw how close Grovyle got to losing the fight. They are in the future of branch 5 because Dusknoir is “about to confirm” that this happens. Of course, we all know that Alti and Ray never met a second Grovyle and succeeded on saving the world. The problem is that this timeline, branch 4, also hinges on Grovyle’s and Dusknoir’s interactions in SE5 preventing them from creating branch 5. So actually, branch 5 is more likely than branch 4, and that’s why Grovyle and Dusknoir get sent to branch 5 – a dark future because that’s how it happens. In other words, Grovyle and Dusknoir start the episode in the future of a world where Dusknoir has already succeeded at the plan he comes up with at the beginning of the episode.

The timeline does not “confirm” as branch 4 until all the “most likely” things that prevent branch 4 from occurring are eliminated. One of these is convincing Dusknoir to change his mind and side with Grovyle. This is “unlikely” on one or both of their parts, so when it actually happens it goes against the preference principle – unlikely but possible! I don’t think it’s coincidence that the changes to the future indicating branch 4 is “confirmed” begin just after Dusknoir flips his allegiance – not before! Dusknoir is no longer a threat to branch 4 and so it starts to take effect because it’s more likely now.

But, the reason it doesn’t flip to branch 4 as soon as Dusknoir is converted – is because Dialga is still a threat. Branch 4 is more likely but Dialga’s existence means it isn’t confirmed, so the real changes don’t happen until they incapacitate Dialga. Doing so essentially “confirms” that nothing is a threat to branch 4 anymore and thus they start to shunt into branch 4 because now branch 4 is the most likely future... although as we all know they are saved from their demise.

This still doesn’t explain how they have to “rebuild” branch 4 though

That was way too longwinded, I love rambling about time travel stuff lmao. Feel free to put your own thoughts out there or challenge me! I’m always up for discussions like this


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