Ok. Today, I did something bold. Today, instead of battling some random Asian on PBR Wi-Fi, I decided to boot up Serebii Chat and challange a randie there. Ah, a waterfall off spam as I log in. Good Ol' serebii. So before I say the '6v6 sleep clause no ubers' request for a battle someone called JACK keeps asking for a battle. I PM him, say 'no ubers, sleep clause' and he goes 'k'. After a bit of screwing around with wifi, we finally battle
My Team:
VS.
JACK's Team:
BATTLE START >.>
Xaos VS Jack!
Jack Sent out Empoleon!
Go Porygon-Z!
Ah. This should be intresting. Perhaps Empoleon is a sweeper... Porygon-Z has a trick up it's sleeves and it's nastier than Nasty Plot- Choice Scarf.
Porygon Z used Thunderbolt! Supper Effective! 90% damage
Empoleon used Surf! (95%)
Damn. Must be a Special Wall Empoleon. Regardless...time to get my first kill...err I mean faint...
Jack Withdrew Empoleon! Go Lucario!
Porygon Z used Thunderbolt! (55% damage)
Well that was a lulzy move by Jack. Let's make the score 6-5 this time but...
Lucario used ExtreemeSpeed! Porygon-Z fainted!
omg wtf hax! I'm getting pissed at this switching so time to bog it down some...
Go Gliscor! Jack withdrew Lucario! Jack sent out Charizard!
Gliscor used Stealth Rock!
Grr. Lucky Charizard. Well Gliscor can't do really do much against Charizard so we switch to everyone's favorite dancer:
Return Gliscor! Go Gyarados!
Charizard was intimidated!
Charizard used Fire Blast! 30% Damage!
Yay Gyarados! And now I know what Charizard is: a generic Special Sweeper. Why Jack thought Fire Blast was better than Flamethrower, I don't know...
Jack withdrew Charizard! Go Magnezone!
Berseker used DD! (leftovers heal)
Well then. Perhaps it is a ScarfZone or perhaps Jack thinks Gyara is bulky. Time for a EQ (even though most players withdraw Magnezone [or don't even switch into] from Gyarados. So I just fire a EQ just to make sure...
Berserker used EQ! (100% damage)
Magnezone fainted! (leftovers heal)
Haw haw. For a UFO, Magnezone ain't fast. 6-5, my favor.
Jack sent out Vespiquen! (wtf?)
Stealth Rock Rapes her! (50% damage)
Now I'm begining to think this match is going to be blow out. 'Quen is a lulzy choice for battles and he even switched in on SR! Meh. Time to put the damned bug out of it's misery...
Gyarados used Ice Fang!
WIT DA CRIT! (aka, Critical Hit!)
Vespiquen fainted! (leftovers heal)
Aw come on Gyarados! A critical hit was overkill :(
Jack sent out Rhyperior! (5% SR damage)
Ick. I'm pretty unsure if I can one hit Rhyperior since it could have max defense and HP with Solid Rock...oh well...
Gyarados used Waterfall!
Rhyperior Fainted! (leftovers heal)
Wow. That was easy....
Jack sent out Lucario! (2% damage from Stealth Rock)
This thing is halfway dead anyways. Oh well.
Lucario used ExtremeSpeed (20% damage)
Gyarados used EQ! Lucario Fainted! (leftovers heal)
Guess Jack's trying to go out swinging.
Jack sent out Charizard! (50% damage from Stealth Rock)
Only you can prevent Stealth Rock Raping!
Gyarados used Waterfall! Charizard fainted! (leftovers heal)
Ok. One more to go. By the way, I wonder what it is....?
Jack sent out Empoleon (5% damage from SR)
Oh that thing. Time to curbstomp it and end the match.
Gyarados used EQ! Empoleon fainted! GG
Xaos wins! 5-0 COLON OH
Hmm. Not really a challenge. Time to go boot up wi-fi....
My Team:
VS.
JACK's Team:
BATTLE START >.>
Xaos VS Jack!
Jack Sent out Empoleon!
Go Porygon-Z!
Ah. This should be intresting. Perhaps Empoleon is a sweeper... Porygon-Z has a trick up it's sleeves and it's nastier than Nasty Plot- Choice Scarf.
Porygon Z used Thunderbolt! Supper Effective! 90% damage
Empoleon used Surf! (95%)
Damn. Must be a Special Wall Empoleon. Regardless...time to get my first kill...err I mean faint...
Jack Withdrew Empoleon! Go Lucario!
Porygon Z used Thunderbolt! (55% damage)
Well that was a lulzy move by Jack. Let's make the score 6-5 this time but...
Lucario used ExtreemeSpeed! Porygon-Z fainted!
omg wtf hax! I'm getting pissed at this switching so time to bog it down some...
Go Gliscor! Jack withdrew Lucario! Jack sent out Charizard!
Gliscor used Stealth Rock!
Grr. Lucky Charizard. Well Gliscor can't do really do much against Charizard so we switch to everyone's favorite dancer:
Return Gliscor! Go Gyarados!
Charizard was intimidated!
Charizard used Fire Blast! 30% Damage!
Yay Gyarados! And now I know what Charizard is: a generic Special Sweeper. Why Jack thought Fire Blast was better than Flamethrower, I don't know...
Jack withdrew Charizard! Go Magnezone!
Berseker used DD! (leftovers heal)
Well then. Perhaps it is a ScarfZone or perhaps Jack thinks Gyara is bulky. Time for a EQ (even though most players withdraw Magnezone [or don't even switch into] from Gyarados. So I just fire a EQ just to make sure...
Berserker used EQ! (100% damage)
Magnezone fainted! (leftovers heal)
Haw haw. For a UFO, Magnezone ain't fast. 6-5, my favor.
Jack sent out Vespiquen! (wtf?)
Stealth Rock Rapes her! (50% damage)
Now I'm begining to think this match is going to be blow out. 'Quen is a lulzy choice for battles and he even switched in on SR! Meh. Time to put the damned bug out of it's misery...
Gyarados used Ice Fang!
WIT DA CRIT! (aka, Critical Hit!)
Vespiquen fainted! (leftovers heal)
Aw come on Gyarados! A critical hit was overkill :(
Jack sent out Rhyperior! (5% SR damage)
Ick. I'm pretty unsure if I can one hit Rhyperior since it could have max defense and HP with Solid Rock...oh well...
Gyarados used Waterfall!
Rhyperior Fainted! (leftovers heal)
Wow. That was easy....
Jack sent out Lucario! (2% damage from Stealth Rock)
This thing is halfway dead anyways. Oh well.
Lucario used ExtremeSpeed (20% damage)
Gyarados used EQ! Lucario Fainted! (leftovers heal)
Guess Jack's trying to go out swinging.
Jack sent out Charizard! (50% damage from Stealth Rock)
Only you can prevent Stealth Rock Raping!
Gyarados used Waterfall! Charizard fainted! (leftovers heal)
Ok. One more to go. By the way, I wonder what it is....?
Jack sent out Empoleon (5% damage from SR)
Oh that thing. Time to curbstomp it and end the match.
Gyarados used EQ! Empoleon fainted! GG
Xaos wins! 5-0 COLON OH
Hmm. Not really a challenge. Time to go boot up wi-fi....
