Losing Virginity Speedrun/ Random Seed, Any%

TheSnoom

TheSnoom

Alright so today we’re going to be speedrunning losing our virginity. We’re going to need to start a new save file, no set deed. Now we’re hoping to be born into a wealthy family, hopefully in Nevada, this is VERY important. Alright the game is done loading and we’re in.
So we’re born as a male, it doesn’t really matter, there are just different options depending on gender. Anyways, it seems we’ve been born into a middle class family in.... Elko, Nevada! This really really lucky. Anyways we’re going to skip time, around 21 years....
So now we’re 21 years old, now what we have to do is borrow money from our parents, around $100. Now we have to fast travel to a brothel, pay for the cheapest option. We’re almost done, we can just skip this cut scene, do a few quick time events, and 15 minutes later, we’ve done it.
At 21 years, 3 days, 2 hours, 45 minutes and 3 seconds we’ve officially lost our virginity. Now there are a lot of different ways to do this so try it yourself. Next I think we’ll speedrun getting convicted for arson.
(PS) This was a very brief overview of the run, if you want to know about previous failed runs, or a more in-depth analysis of this run, let’s get this to 150k likes)
 
TheSnoom said:
I knew this girl who lost it in 8th grade.
She was 14 and he was 16
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Albatr0ss said:
Most of my classmates lost their virginities when they were 15
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Oh God. Wow. Like, what's the hurry? That is very concerning.

And this is coming from a guy that was humbly and graciously bestowed upon the title of ~Mr big muscle pussy slayer~

Wow. Very troubling
 
I will now be going over a few of my failed runs, most of the failed runs involved me spawning in an non optimal location so I had to retry, but a few were more interesting.
1.
I spawned in as a female somewhere in Ireland, as soon as my parents brought me out of the hospital, my spawn protection wore out, and all 3 of us were hit by a car.

2.
So there was only one other time that I spawned in Nevada and made it to 21. I went into the brothel, but something went wrong and I failed a speech check or something, so I guess it came across that I was into being strangled. I failed the quick time events and died via being strangled by a hooker.
3.
The hospital I was in fucking exploded

4.
A glitch caused me to fall through the map and and appear on the opposite side of the world, which unfortunately was right on top of a land mine.

5.
I was born in Alabama and you all know what happens in Alabama. I was so disgusted that I accidentally punched my monitor.
 
TheSnoom said:
Alright so today we’re going to be speedrunning losing our virginity. We’re going to need to start a new save file, no set deed. Now we’re hoping to be born into a wealthy family, hopefully in Nevada, this is VERY important. Alright the game is done loading and we’re in.
So we’re born as a male, it doesn’t really matter, there are just different options depending on gender. Anyways, it seems we’ve been born into a middle class family in.... Elko, Nevada! This really really lucky. Anyways we’re going to skip time, around 21 years....
So now we’re 21 years old, now what we have to do is borrow money from our parents, around $100. Now we have to fast travel to a brothel, pay for the cheapest option. We’re almost done, we can just skip this cut scene, do a few quick time events, and 15 minutes later, we’ve done it.
At 21 years, 3 days, 2 hours, 45 minutes and 3 seconds we’ve officially lost our virginity. Now there are a lot of different ways to do this so try it yourself. Next I think we’ll speedrun getting convicted for arson.
(PS) This was a very brief overview of the run, if you want to know about previous failed runs, or a more in-depth analysis of this run, let’s get this to 150k likes)
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utah might be a better bet if you reset until you spawn in a fundamentalist mormon family
 
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