Makeout boners

[Ballad]

How do I prevent them? I've never had a girlfriend and as such never made out with anyone, but seeing as I am a horrendous quickshot and easily excitable I think that the first time I make out I will have a monument growing out of my crotch. What should I do to prevent this?

 

[alamaster]

You can't really, if you have to wear briefs or something lol. Pretty much every guy gets boners when he's making out with a girl, including me. It's nothing to be ashamed of, the girl will probably be happy to see she's having an effect on you. Don't worry about it.

 

[ginganinja]

Agreeing with Ala here. You cannot really stop it happening so I doubt that your GF will get too upset.

 

[cim]

I don't really see why you have to, I mean, you are making out with someone. If that wasn't an erotic activity than no one would do it! Just figure out how to adjust your pants so nothing's pressing against anything else.

 

[Hipmonlee]

Always carry a gun in your pocket.

Have a nice day.

 

[popemobile]

it's nature's way of giving her the hint

 

[FlareBlitz]

...why would you want to prevent it? I get boners while making out with a girl, and even while feeling her up, and all of them have taken it as a compliment (and it usually serves as a nice segue to Greater Things, if you get me), so don't worry about it.

 

[pkmn Trainer Zach]

You're supposed to get them. Makes the encounter more exciting. Makes me think of the Peacock song by Katy Perry... "Come on baby let me see, whatchu hidin' underneath? Oh ehh-oh!"

 

[Zacchaeus]

If you're early in the relationship, maybe you should just keep the focus away from your crotch and make sure if you hug her or get close to her that you move your waist area back just enough so it's not up in her space. If you're later in the relationship, I'm sure it could add to the moment

 

[shade]

Monument? don't get ahead of yourself boyo

 

[Morm]

If I were a woman I'd think a raging boner would be a compliment rather than an embarrassment. After all, it is a womans physiological imperative to induce boners rather than deflate them.

As per American Pie, I'd suggest thinking about Mastodons. I personally think of mammoths, but only because they are one of the least exciting animals paleontologically for me.

 

[popemobile]

I'd suggest thinking about Mastodons.

 

[prospector tony]

i don't think you can prevent it. but you can make it go away by having sex with her.